What's The Best Mascara To Cry In

Hi B, honestly it all started because someone named Hennessy Sunny tweeted me: Can you put different colors of

mascara

on your eyes? Make yourself cry or something and then blink on a canvas and paint a picture that I laughed a lot at, but no. I don't think I can actually do that, but it got me thinking in a world full of waterproof

mascara

s, mascara is meant to stay on forever, which ones are the absolute worst, which one will give you that I'm having a mental breakdown, right? ? Now look, in ten seconds or less I'm going to put you to the test.

I can't find any of this on YouTube. I can only find people who try waterproof mascara and stuff like that. I want to know the worst of the worst, so I didn't buy every mascara there was, but I have a selection of drugstore brands that try to convince you to look like a butterfly on a cat and all other types of animals. I don't understand why I like the high range. We went to Sephora and something better. Than sex, which ones are the worst in terms of making it look like you got dumped on The Bachelor?

In fact, let's rate all of these off that scale. I'm not really going to cry, so I have eye drops, we all cry with mascara. happens which one will make you look a little wild don't cry cry which ones will be on your side when it's time to cry if you're crying he's crying let's get excited so let's start with a mega plump wet and wild Beach Spanish yourself an angel you try to make me think on dogs that need a home, yeah, stop seeing why you pay a little more for mascara because it took me like five minutes to put it on and it's almost like I'm not wearing anything. ready, I'm not going to get anything, there's no black on those stairs, I'm going to paint you a picture, it's your 11th birthday, all you asked for was a Snickers piñata Phil, you come out to the front, not only do you discover that there is the way dairy in the piñata, but also something an idiot kid comes from the other side of the street and hits it for you and then all the candy goes everywhere then the tiger comes out of nowhere and starts attacking people ah, this is it Like I got eliminated on the first night of The Bachelor, yeah, I didn't even make it. a callback because i honestly didn't have an interesting backstory when Wild mega plug you failed me big time no effect no tears probably because they didn't put much product in my eyes to be fair this one is called L'Oreal voluminous feline black this is me confidently putting on my mascara knowing full well that later at the high school dance I'm going to lock myself in the bathroom and cry because everything happens in the bathroom Julian, I'm crying because I wasn't I wasn't dancing because no one asked me to dance .

Julian really did it. He asked a girl to dance in high school and then kept quiet and was close. The Jews made a nice dress. The hydraulic works. Oh, obviously, look, she's piling up under me. I feel like I knew I was really getting through my crisis. I mean, this is good, I can clean this up and go back to work and be fine, but it's not the full crisis I'm looking for, but it's not like me. m Trisha Paytas crying on my kitchen floor I'm trying to get there, man, let's make this cover that tells me I should look like a peacock.

I'm ready to puff out my chest and cry, my ladies, this is a thick bottle. Darla's peacock look told me she would have a peacock flare,

what

did I spend my money on? Oh, it's everyone's black t-shirt. We did it. Oh, it's not like the perfect black tear, but we got somewhere with a peacock flare. This is the self. They dumped me right before we went on a trip on The Bachelor, everyone else can go to Jamaica, but Jared dumped me in week five, yeah, mm-hmm, by far the

best

drugstore mascara I've ever had. tried to cry and give. you that total crying effect I still think we can do better too I want to know about the top end those of us who save money for those who go promised us sky-high eyelashes to the gods I want to see

what

happens when you cry in them so let's start with the favorite of Internet do your show Beach I can't open this honestly, I can't, it's an exclusive show that I just can't get into, you got it, you have to stand in a dark bathroom and go to the patio. you're in a mirror and you turn around three times and then James crust appears, hey sisters, honestly you're not wrong, mascara really isn't for Ares, to be fair, he comes out with a product called mascara, where you just you play it once and it's like it's all the remix we didn't know we needed is that on my new dress yeah oh oh okay am I the person who got too drunk the first night so I'm starting to feel a little embarrassing, but?

Like no, I'm not upset like I'm not in love with the bachelor, that's what I'm talking about, okay, I got drunk and now I'm sitting on the floor like a tear, yeah, this is it, this is the I'm sitting with your shoes on the hand in the bathroom a shoe on this end one is somehow in my hair so far this is the

best

one for crying let's try to make up forever 'something extravagant, I hope this gives me the look of my dreams which is looking at the notebook you just plug it into the wall i hope it's extravagant really mediocre wow what a disappointment it's not the same thickness as the Diorshow head it's pretty good but it's like it needs to stay thick and black until the end everyone else is eating pizza nuggets for lunch , but I have to eat this lettuce sandwich.

My mom packed me, yes, with mayonnaise, but mom never learned about nutrition, she just opens a head of lettuce, pokes a hole in it, and squirts it. crying in the limo while they abandon you, but like the audience saw it coming, but you didn't, it's not bad. I'm trying to get to the mascara that goes up to your neck right here and it's still black. try some Mark J poop yeah he's a cobbler now what are you doing Julian Julian and he's taking things to put on the colossal Maybelline big shot and he'll be crying over us and that velvet higher volume mascara Noir by Marc Jacobs, what can I say?

It's such a gleep gloop gloop formula that it's now what did you do? I didn't have a mirror. I'm excited for this one here we go, honestly I'm so disappointed in Marc Jacobs in the first place, it's like being in the corner of the inside of my eye, which is frankly disgusting, but I feel like, oh my gosh, I feel like this one performed inferior because its consistency was so waxy that I thought it would really give me a great result, but I just don't like it. it's holding together you've been good Juliana come on I'd give him this one I eliminated on the two on one date it's all I'm looking for I'm looking for a full blown hot acacia, mine, mine is, I was kidnapped on the way to my audition bachelor Tarte lights camera eyelashes tears the wax is your formulas they hold water we need the ones that have elongation and a lot of pigment those are the ones that are going to give us that freshness I'm having a nervous breakdown in the supermarket, here we go, there's a lot of light, this is like I think I'm going to have a pint of Haagen-Dazs and watch go out on the streets alone tonight, oh yeah, I'm not ready to look, she's all that, but I'll see how I go up to the streets.

I needed to keep that color up to my neck and I would like them to meet here and take off my self-tanning mascara for voluminous lashes, it gives intense volume, it separates, it defines. and it has a picture of a lady with her tits on her back mmm it's creating a great effect around my eyes oh oh this is like watching a half hour montage of those dogs when their military parents come home. I'm kind of satisfied with this this is what I'm looking for look that's what I wanted here we go Beach this is my husband left me for another man no this is my husband he went on a fateful trip during the blizzard he died but then He came back like a snowman oh hell yeah what's up with this?

It's dramatic, absolutely nothing. I'm just having a normal day at the office. Oh, it's connecting to my neck, yes, you know, it is. It's perfect if you watch the crying and do a really big scene like I'm talking about a really big scene make sure you cry with big breasts you know what's better than crying over sex look I know these mascaras don't really take into account what their products will look like running down your face, but maybe yes. everyone should consider it do you think this is like eating but not sex? I didn't say it was better than the chicken and the trees, that was a good thing, oh, that one goes, oh, goes, it's losing a little bit of steam down here, I mean, I still think Buxom did a little better than this , like it's a lot darker down here.

I'd say he has a good touch, a little splashy. I wish it was a little more crowded, but it's getting down here, which even it does. Your show didn't get there, it benefits a bad girl, baby, you know what else sounds like? Are you ready for this bad girl to shed some tears? I don't know, they're too watery. This is like what I'm crying about. my friend on The Bachelor I have a lot of feelings but they're not for me and they're a little fake, well I'd say for the black mascara, the busty lashes really did a number on the look, I'll go to the drugstore, I said covergirl.

The peacock was actually pretty solid so now because I'm curious anyone willing to put this on their eyes don't you see them cry this one is broken mmm give me a canvas oh I'm ready to cry my beautiful tears . I used a whole bottle of eye drops this look an aqua color of pain oh oh I don't have conjunctivitis I need the doctor okay this beautiful beach you almost gave me a paper you cut yourself with a paper you go to the dark pound and just like you find a dog that really like it, you see it, they just take it back, they don't really give you colored tears, but they do get color everywhere, it's a different look for a different type of crying, you know, yeah, an artist cries.

I know who cries and golden Oprah look at that can't even tell us there a forest green whip like the forest berry that I am, bring me my canvas it has green on this side and gold on that, come on, what's so funny, oh don I don't goals in the forehead, let me be the artist. Is it emotional? Will they hang it one day at MoMA? I think it's finished. Your eyes are blue. Your real eyes are blue. Oh, oh my God, your eyes and have you ever seen such elegance. what do you call this and what was your inspiration cry and cry well there you go I'm my eyes spots there's nothing I can do that's right why spend hours sitting crying with different mascaras to find out what the better?

Dramatic when you can tell which ones I tried. Obviously I didn't try all the mascaras. I'm sure there are probably better ones out there. I don't know what it is about that formula man, he really gave me that boom. Pow, I just wanted to do this as an experiment. I did it for science. Where is my doctorate? So now you can consider me the mascara encyclopedia for crying people. There you go. I hope this has been of some help to you. You could also just give it some waterproof mascara if you don't want any of these looks, but if you enjoy them, I hope you found this helped, smeared all over my island.

Are you calling me a lizard person? Make sure you subscribe to this losers chest. Oh, I just took. that's my eye that's his contact see you next week which mascara ruined your contact lenses the fastest so far this is the winner but