What's The Best Chocolate Chip Cookie? Taste Test

today we choose the

best

chocolate

chip

, let's talk about that big mythical news of the morning, our studio is frozen and our first special live tour is now available for pre-order on iTunes and Amazon and coming to YouTube and most music providers cable television on Saturday. December 22nd, so this is our stage show plus a never before seen up close and personal mini documentary of our creative process and travels. The tour is called rhettandlink tour Myticality live in Los Angeles, pre-order now, yes, now, my favorite food. It's peanut butter on a spoon buried deep in a glass of

chocolate

milk Rhett's favorite food is

what

ever he's currently eating the only person who matters this month is Santa Claus and his favorite food is

cookie

s Yes and he works very hard tough the least we can do is give the man the

best

cookie

s on the market it's time for these jobs we're going to blind

taste

six rounds of store-bought chocolate

chip

cookies and then we're going to rank them on a scale of one to ten we're going to take the average our two scores to determine which is the best, very good, we will also play against each other to see who can accurately guess the cookie by brand and whoever guesses the most brands correctly will become the cookie captain, the cookies we will be. tasting are Keebler Pepperidge Farm Chips Ahoy Famous Amos mrs.

Fields and Kroger chips mates, a popular generic brand of cookies, okay, they should be faint chocolate chips in the first round, as you can see, we can't and all of our chocolate chip cookies will come to us on the sweet surprise sleigh pending patent. in the first one Santa Rudolph run run I'm smelling cookies oh I'm eating like a napkin oh wow oh oh I have hay in my mouth too I'm going to try to talk with a cookie in my mouth but I can't use my hand I don't know why we can't use ours hands but you don't want to have information from the fingers only information from the mouth hmm it's a crunchy cookie it's not too crunchy well now you know you're not a fan of a crunchy cookie you complain about how dry it is all the time but that's going to happen over and over again.

I mean, I like cookie dough, if it were up to me you would never bake a cookie, you would just package it and eat it. It's okay although it's not a bad tasting cookie and I'm trying to take the thickness into account you always have a factor in Gurkhas some you know some are smaller than others man yeah that looked that was a good mouthful , this is hard, I have a I guess, but I feel like I'm okay, like we have a dreamy duvet. I'm blind, oh, okay, that's a good cookie. I like the crunchy cookie.

I like the soft cookie. I like the medium. You know, you know me. It's a pretty solid cookie, no. cool, not horrible, I'll say it six for me, okay, ready to guess, yeah, three, two, one, Sheamus Chips Ahoy, hey, that's too big to be a Chips Ahoy, really, yeah, it was the last one Once you had a Chips Ahoy, stay out of my business round. two, it's not that I don't like crispy cookies, I just prefer to soften them in milk before eating them, oh, that was it, my mouth is a much smaller cookie, hmm, it has a characteristic flavor, berry image, hmm, wait, There's a hair on mine,

what

is it? that there's not a hair on mine maybe that's not intentional it's a hair from Keebler Elf I bet I can see I can see the logic in that that's a better cookie in my mind that's a better cookie you know crunchy it has the chocolate no it overwhelms and then the cookie part actually makes it

taste

better.

I agree, I give this one a seven. I'm going up but not too much to an eight, yes it's a smaller cookie but it's taller than I would have expected hmm, smaller but taller mmm. all right three two one Chips Ahoy Kroger I think this is a generic croaker. I think I'll say Chips Ahoy every time you try it. I would love for you to do it. This time I'll do one right in the third round. What I'm learning is that I'm not good at identifying cookies. I need to eat more chocolate chip cookies. Maybe they were both for Chips Ahoy hmm, some bigger cookie.

These are oriented differently. I'm going to have to use my tongue or my mouth. Oh, wow, wow, okay, adjust it, okay, yeah. Oh, this is not a good tasting cookie, you know, mm-hmm. I've actually ended up in three territories. mm-hmm, it's a bigger cookie, so I don't think it's generic, but it tastes generic, hmm. Well, I think the generic would taste like I could pick up something in the consistency that reminds me of something else. I don't like this cookie but I'm going to be a little more generous, it started to taste better. I'm going to give it a four.

It has a really good aftertaste, yeah, it got a little better for me, think about how it tastes right now, he's golden, I'm going to say a seven, I don't care at all about just a cookie, really, yeah, yeah, we're different, Matt , ready for guests. yeah, I think I have a strong guess about this, it's big 3 2 1 Pepperidge Farm yeah, I feel good about that, it's the packaging of a pepperidge. I know what the pepperidge packaging looks like and what the farm looks like, but not the round of cookies for the deal. The reason I don't mind the crunchy cookie is because I add moisture to the experience.

You know, I'm saying that's what spit, oh God, you know it's crunchy and what my spit was milk, I'd be with you, but. I haven't tried it, trust me. Oh wait, a totally different flavor profile. Well, there's more to it than that. Oh wow, we're having trouble getting to this man. Never get your fill of Cookie Monster. Now listen, this is my damn because it's a chewy cookie. and I love chewy cookies, in fact I prefer the chewy Chips Ahoy, which are weird, they even taste weird and I don't care because I love the consistency, but you can't deny the fact, especially after you've tried some of those others. chemical man oh they used a weird chemical to make it stay soft you're right you always suspect or something that stays soft my world is a little rocked because I love the consistency but it doesn't taste good man I gotta be honest.

I never thought I'd say these three, they don't taste good, they don't taste good, they taste like an experiment gone wrong, yeah I'm glad, I usually don't eat these blindfolded, bring the moisture yourself, that's what we should stand next to each bag of chocolate chips. I can't believe this, but I'm going to give it a 4, ha ha, yeah, and I know what this is. Have you seen the light meal, okay, 3 2 1 K, blurry. Keebler, yeah bro, my whole childhood I was eating this stuff, I know about it, the elves knew me personally, I've avoided them for years, wink, I must say you'll get there in a second, last and easy, in these last two episodes, you understood it. in one and then we assume, oh, you're copying me, that's what happened, no, I know, no, I don't care what he says, I'm not listening to him, oh, really, in the fifth round, now I know that my responses have been delayed. and they were the same as yours, but I'm not changes, I'm just slow to give answers, but I'm locked in my brain, well, she's giving you three seconds to be ahead, give me five, give me five.

It's five seconds Stevie Oh cookie hmm Oh, what is this soft cookie? Anyone else have a soft cookie. Now I know Chips Ahoy has a soft batch, but I think they chose which ones were the best sellers of each brand, from what I understand. and there is no way that soft lot will outsell normal chips. Well, let's rate how good we think this cookie is. This is better. I don't know clearly better than the previous soft cookie. Now it's still not great. Yes, I'll give it a five. I'm going to pick a solid five because it's not on the mr.

The territory has a bit of a chemical taste, but not as bad as the previous one. Yes you're right. I totally agree, but I'm not cheating. I'll give it a six because I like all of those things, even a little. chemist, you like chemists, yeah, you're ready, yeah, five, four, three, two, Chips Ahoy, Keebler, oh, you thought you picked the softener, you dumped it on the soft dough, yeah, no, Keebler makes a squishy , but I don't think they put in soft bat changes. to drag you into this, but in this mix, I'm just playing the game strategy, no, no, no, no, round six, okay, please hand over the last Christmas cookie, oh, that's a big cookie here down, oh, is the cookie bigger?

Oh well, I don't even need to finish that, you know what it is hello, that's a cakey cookie mm-hmm Oh, it didn't work, okay, wait, this is a tasty one, aha, that's a good cookie. Wow, it has Chris's penis and softness. I mean, I'm not. I'm going to say it's a perfect cookie, but I'll give it a strong eight. I'll give it a nine, buddy, okay Fran, do you want your five or your three, probably five five four three two one ma'am. fields you said ma'am. field famous name is man something a little famous cookie he's not that famous with me uh yeah, okay, you can take off your bandages so the second place for the best cookie goes to the famous Amos and your favorite cookie was the lady. field that means I got the last one right, yeah, okay, so Rhett, you have to correct, uh, okay, that's not a great link, you got one right, which I just feel right, uh, so what, and here I'm not going, you're the cookie captain type. aside, I now knew these tips from Hawaii that we didn't even try, it was that even in the lot it falls apart we believe that we reviewed and rather, we are going to review and more but for now we congratulate Mrs.

I feel like you have a really good cookie and I'm the captain of the subscription do you know what time it is hello I'm Chris we're about to eat cricket cookies it's time to spin the wheel of mythology that's the spirit yeah click the link top to see let's find out which nut milk is best for dipping cookies and more mythical things, and if I know when the mythology wheel will land, the mythology tour we will continue in the comfort of your own home, the next tour special includes the live concert. performance plus a never-before-seen documentary, pre-order now on iTunes