What Language Am I Speaking? (Round 2) | Lineup | Cut

- Say something nice in my ear. - Oh? My God, either he's going to take me captive or he's going to do very nice things to me. (laughs) (instrumental music) - My name is Georgina. - My name is Yanna. - I'm here, I'll be guessing. I don't know

what

I'm going to be guessing about. - Ah OK! - Several, yes. I speak Chinese fluently, lived there for 15 years and am a translator. - I speak Mandarin, and then I speak Flemish, which is like a dialect similar to Dutch. - I only speak Spanish and English. - I used to be very good when I was in elementary school.

I don't know

what

it's like now. - Oh my God! Without seeing them? That's going to be difficult. Oh my god, it's okay. (heels clicking) - So, do you start or should I start? Oh. Damn, this is brutal. - (speaks in foreign

language

) I like that. - Can you tell me something bad? Like insult me. -Hey, let's go (spits jokingly) and get some food. It sounds Southeast Asian to me, and that's just because I'm Southeast Asian, so maybe I think it sounds similar to something I heard there. - This is going to sound really bad, but it sounds like the Thai restaurant I go to. - Maybe a Scandinavian accent?

Like the girl in the tattoo movie, it sounds like (mumbles). - Hey, wait a minute. What did you just say? Mongolian? - Yeah! - Oh my God! (laughs out loud) Oh my God, I'm so sorry. - Alright. - I have a good Mongolian ration. In fact, I am a good part Mongolian. - What is the name of the guy who raped everyone? - Genghis Khan? - Genghis Khan, here we come. -Well, he had 500 similar wives. - Then we are probably the product of one of those wives. (laughs) - I lived in China for 15 years and went to Mongolia only once, but I met a couple of other people.

My impression is that the Mongols don't like the Chinese very much. - (exhales sharply) That's true. - Yes. - People in Mongolia are very protective of our own country. They're like... - So you've got Russia, you've got China, and then you're kind of... - Well, it's kind of in the middle. - Good. - Can I learn, sorry? (laughs happily) - Goodbye. (speaks a foreign

language

) means: "Are you okay?" in French. - Did you just say "My name is Jenny"? - MMM. - Oh, look, I'm fine. I'm picking up little pieces. I feel like there are parts of French in there.

It sounds really good. I want you to teach me this language, because it sounds much better than the previous one. (She laughs softly) Oh, no offense, Mongolia. - Can you say hello? We'll do this the ugly way. Can you tell me how to say yes in your language? That? - Makes an oh sound when he talks. It sounds a bit like Africa. - I suppose it is an African language with a certain influence from France. Well, here we go. I'm not going to guess the actual language or the actual country of origin. I'm sorry it's disappointing.

I got as close as I could. - Swahili? - Oh. - Um, what are you talking about, Zimbabweans? - Me? - Yeah! (nervous laughter) No! - I'm just going by the movies, guys, I'm really sorry. I do not travel. - How close was I? - You said Africa, then you have the origin. - (laughs) It's a big place. - Yes. I am from the Congo and we were colonized by Belgium. - Oh, I almost said Congo. - Yes. - Partly because it was the only country that could remember exactly which one and who had colonized it. - You should have said it. - I know, I should have done it, it's okay. - Yes. - What is the name of the language? - Lingala. - Lingala. - Yes. - Is there a large community here that speaks Lingala or do you just have an island here? - I talk to my family mainly. - Well. - How do you say: "What's your name"? - Yes.

You can say that your name is... Uh-huh. - And then you say your name. - (speaks foreign language) Jordan. - Almost (laughs) - Aww, we're working on it, working on it. - Oh my God. -How do you say happy birthday? Can you sing it? That noise you're making right now is crazy. (scoffs emphatically) - Klingon? (amazing laughter) - Like I have no idea. - It's something from the Middle East, a Middle Eastern language. - Hebrew or Arabic. He says, "You're so close." Is that what you're saying? Yeah! Can you say no? Okay, so yeah, that was no!

OMG I'm so wrong. - I'm going to go in a completely different direction and assume it's some kind of Native American language. How do you say no in your language? Oh well, so maybe it was a yes, huh? (triumphant laughter) - Hello. I have no idea, I can't even guess. What is it? - Okay, then I speak Makah. So, a Makah tribal Indian reservation. - It is a Native American language. - Yes, Native American. - Is that the language you speak most of the time when you just...? - No, we try everything we can, but we no longer have fluent speakers. - Actually? - Yes.

So we are seven teachers. We're trying... - Bring him back? - Yes. - Well. - And you are the only ones who teach... - Yes. Teach the language? - Oh. - Can I touch your throat to feel the sound? - Sure. (laughs) - No, that's really how I taught my children to speak. Alright? - Yes that's fine. Don't you feel weird? - No. (soft laughter) - It's very strange. He eats the words, as if that's what they sounded like. - Would you like to learn something? - Yes, sure. Something with a difficult sound. - It means like, hello, like, is that you? - Oh!

That's not right, is it? - It's difficult, it took a long time. (deep laughter) - I feel like I just entered Game of Thrones. - Say something nice in my ear. My God, either he will take me captive (deep laughter) or he will do very nice things to me. - Is that Russian? - Russian! - You sound like a very big white man, I don't know, from Eastern Europe or something. Damn, it was too far away. (laughter) (applause) Damn. (loud laughter) - You look very surprised when you took off your... - No, I was surprised because the only color you see on a Russian on television is white.

I'm sorry. - That's true, that's true. - And you speak Russian because you grew up there or you like... - No, I have been to Russia, but I have a degree in the Russian language. - And what were you yelling at me at the beginning? - Hello, dirty bitch. - Ah, I thought it was something like that. (laughs) - I told him, "Suck my cock passionately 'like a real whore.'" (quiet laughter) - Um, but I mean that's how Russian is. They swear really badly. - You're going to have to teach me some of those words here. because if I've been called a dirty bitch on camera, I at least want to... - Okay, so (speaks Russian) means dirty and (speaks Russian) is bitch.

Don't tell the Russians this because they might be a little bit. offended. - Oh, yeah, here we go. - Oh, you're welcome. - Wow, that's very smoky. - I think it's Arabic. - Look, (exhales quietly) - That's it! very vaguely reminded of Arabic, but it wasn't Hebrew. - Oh my God, I'm so wrong. - You're not totally wrong. It's in the Middle Eastern family, okay. - Hebrew, not. I know. Are you talking? - Yes. - Oh, I should know. - My dad is not going to like this video. - What's going on? - My dad is Jewish. - UH oh. - If I need to learn something in Hebrew, what is the most important thing I should say? - Oh, what does that mean? - I love you. - Oh, I love you.

Oooh! - Yes, thanks. - It was nice meeting you. - It was nice meeting you. - Thank you. - Oh, that sounds great. - Can you actually insult me? Oh man, that didn't sound good. - Say something you know that seems sweet to me. (stutters) Okay, say, "I'd love to take you out to dinner and buy you flowers." (stutters) (laughs) - I think it's Hindi because I have a friend who speaks Hindi and it sounds more or less like that. - I guess it's an Indian language. - Oh. - Oh, I've created a political problem here.

It's probably the Pakistani language. - Oh, look, almost. Where are you from? -Kansas. - What language did you speak then? - Urdu. - Where is that from? - Mainly in Pakistan. - Sounds like he's my friend (mumbles) - Yes! - The similarities between Hindi and Urdu are about 95%. -Ah. - So, a lot of my friends are Indian and speak Hindi, so we can communicate that way and just make fun of all the - Who are probably idiotic foreigners? - No, they are white people. (gasps dramatically) Although if I get the pronunciation wrong, I could easily be saying horses. - What is the difference?

Say, horses and then white people. - I don't know the difference man, it's very, very subtle. - If they ever throw me off a plane to Pakistan, that's what I'll say. (screams in foreign language) - How would you pick me up in a bar or a nightclub? I would like to dance. I think you said something about dancing. - Flemish? I was close? A bit. (laughs) Continue, please. Maybe he's Dutch. They are blonde, have pigtails and big skirts, and they milk cows. I think this is exactly what this person looks like. - Hello. - Oh. (laughs) Is he Dutch? - He's Dutch. - Okay, have you ever milked a cow? - No, actually I haven't. - You are dutch? - I lived in Holland for seven years. - Well.

Okay, you have to teach me a bad word, something bad to say to someone. - MMM. - And what is that? - Ugly. - Ugly? - Yes. - We could have a whole conversation right now. (laughs) (screams) - No? - Do you speak your native language? Is that African? - It looks like it could be Southeast Asia or some Asian language. - I think it's from South Asia or the Middle East. - Mongolian? I'm kidding. (loud laughter) - I'm going to go ahead and ask you to explain to me what language you're

speaking

. - I'm

speaking

Khmer. - Khmer, what is that? - He is from a country called Cambodia. - Are you, teach, show me something? - Yes, what do you want to know? - Profanity. - You can use this in multiple situations.

If it's a good thing, you'll say, but if you think, oh, that's not what I mean, oh. So that's like, Damn! (laughs) - So you're like, fuck or fuck. - Yes, that's something like that - Yes. - Well, that's easy. - Thank you (laughs) - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. I got you (mumbles) Not close enough, huh? (soft laughter) - Oh, yes, that's right. I guessed one! Yeah! (applause) That's right, guys, I'm going to learn Russian. - I wish I had gotten Hebrew too, I feel like I should have gotten that one. - Oh no.

Probably not. It just reminded me how long it takes to learn a language and what a headache it is. - This just teaches me how much we need to learn about other cultures, other countries, and I need to stop watching movies so I can learn other languages. Thanks guys! (applause) Thank you very much. (exhales sharply)