Weirdest Things Found in Toilets

If it's yellow, let it soften. If it is brown, rinse it. - But what if it's 2.7 million dollars? - Let's talk about it. ♪ (musical theme) ♪ - Good morning mythical! - Generally when you sit on a toilet, you expect it to be empty of everything except water. But unfortunately this is not always the case. A bathroom is never a good place to be surprised, but some - surprises are better than others... - That's right. - as we will see today. - And some are worse. So what we've done is put together the strangest, wackiest, most wonderful... - (laughs) That's good. -

things

that can sometimes be

found

in a bathroom, - positive spin. - plus shit. - Yes Yes Yes.

We're not going to... - No shit. -No silly humor at all. - We are not going to talk about excrement or excrement... at all! In this episode. - Here we go. Not anymore. Last year, a hotel room bathroom was clogged at Harrah's Casino in Atlantic City, New Jersey. - Been there. And when I say "last year," I guess I should clarify that they're probably clogged all the time. -Ah. One is probably stuck right now, - and some guy says... - (laughs) Yeah. It's a hotel. Should I call the front desk about this or should I just take care of it? - You hit him. - Yes, it was a sound effect. (Ring rings in cup) To emphasize your joke.

To try to rescue him. - I'm married. (bangs) - $2.7 million is what clogged - this particular toilet last year. - Wonderful. They snaked the pipe and it was $2.7 million worth of poker chips, okay? - Oh. But you could take advantage of those suckers. - Insert royal flush joke here. Oh. You could have done the royal flush joke. No. I didn't have one. I didn't even want to do it. - Oh. - It turns out that Christian Lusardi... - Resident of Fayetteville, North Carolina... - Oh! What's up, Fayetteville? (Laughter) He threw away the 2.7 million dollars to hide them because they were...-(Clicks his tongue) counterfeit poker chips. - Ahhh. (grumpy) Christian! (slaps) - Naughty boy from Fayetteville! (laughs) - (laughs) He had been using these... counterfeit poker chips... - Oh, that's stupid. -In another casino...-Yes, he did. in the Big Stack No Hold 'Em tournament at the Winter Poker Open. - Big pile?! - Yes.

You've heard about this. - Yes. - No. - I haven't. - Once they

found

the fake poker chips lying around, they started searching the casino and found... - Yes. - 160 $5,000 chips. That's 80... Let me try again. $800,000 in fake chips that he had put into play-in this tournament...-Wow. He was really going around and negotiating. the rest of whom blushed. He was arrested and charged. Here's the sad thing: There were 4,800 people who participated in this tournament, and then they found out that he was doing fake stuff... Yeah. - when they were down to 27 people, and - then they canceled everything. - Oh, Christian!

Yeah. And he wasn't a very good poker player, so he put up 800,000 fake dollars...-ah, stuff there. - French fries. French fries. How much did he get away with before they caught him? $6,814. - Oh, that's a good day. - (laughs) He's not... - 800,000 inside, 6,000 outside. - It's a good day when the $800,000 is... fake, but otherwise, you suck at poker. - And they caught him. - You suck at life! - I don't expect them to wash very well. - That's probably part of the problem. - One at a time. How about a squirrel? In Winnipeg, Canada, a woman woke up hearing loud splashing noises in her bathroom.

She goes in there and finds a little squirrel swimming in the bowl. - (Link) The image looks disgusting. What's happening? - By the way, that doesn't look like a tiny squirrel, unless it's a very tiny toilet. It looks like a pretty big squirrel. What does the woman do? Does she call Animal Control? No, she goes and gets a pair of barbecue tongs, like any normal person in Winnipeg, takes the barbecue tongs, takes the squirrel out, and then says, "You know what? He's been in a bath. I'm going to give him a bath." So she keeps him in the tongs, bathes him - in the bathtub... - That's good. and then she releases him on her back porch.

And then she starts a Twitter account. Or maybe the squirrel did, because it was @ToiletSquirrel. In the description she is a lover of plumbing, swimming and exploring. This Twitter account is still active, but hasn't posted since 2013, so apparently the squirrel is doing other

things

, like getting into other bathrooms. -It is very interesting to me that that was her request. Every time she has to make a decision, it's a little unexpected. - Tweezers! - Barbecue tongs... - Twitter! - Twitter... like, what am I? - Tweezers and Twitter! (laughs) Okay, I have another one. Okay, listen. Before I really get into this, I'll go ahead and tell you that the puppy survives. -Oh, he's a puppy. - The puppy is still fluffy, adorable and totally alive, okay? - Brilliant.

So rest your tired little mind and now let me get into it. Six years ago in Middlesex, England, 4-year-old Nicky Blair took her 1-week-old puppy... - Oh, cocker spaniel! Out for a walk - Oh. - in the small garden area. -Yes. He was probably tripping on the grass... how cute. - Very, very pretty. How cute (in high pitch) Aw, he can't even get over plants! - But getting a little dirty, right? - (usually) Oh, yes. So the puppy is getting a little dirty. He brings it back. His twin brother-Daniel decides...-Oh, Daniel. What an idiot. - the dirty puppy needs a bath... - Daniel is always causing problems. - in the bathroom. -He needs to go to a casino with Christian.

Now, it's one thing to bathe a puppy in the toilet, but why do you have to flush the toilet? - To shake it. -As if he were a washing machine. - It's a jacuzzi. Yes Yes. -Well, I really need to move him...-Then he flushes the puppy down the toilet and the mom finds out about this. This mother, by the way, has six other children, so... This is not the last bad decision that Daniel will make in his life. Or, when you have so many children, something like this happens every day. - Good. - She calls Dyno-Rod... - Of course she does. -that he is a British superhero. - (laughs) Dyno Rod is here! - (both laugh) - Where is the dog?

Or he's just a plumber, really. It is a plumbing company. The specialist shows up and places a camera there, locating the live puppy 65 feet, 20 meters from the house. There's even a diagram here to help you appreciate the distance here. - Dyno-Rod has a long arm. - So later they rescued the puppy - and then they named him Dyno... - Aw. after the plumbing company. No, they didn't call him Daniel. - They gave Daniel up for adoption. - Yes, they should do that. We only need one of them, we already have two. Yes, we won't name this puppy after the evil twin who thinks a bathtub is a toilet. - Well.

Give me another. So that one had a happy ending. - Seven years ago in Lebanon, Pennsylvania. - Lebanon. Lebanon... There is also a Lebanon, North Carolina. Ah, Lebanon. Police received a 911 call from a frantic man. Shannon Hunter. He says that he has fallen into a toilet... the toilet part of a port-a-potty. Oh, is he in a port-a-john? By phone?! -And he's stuck. And he is naked. - (crew laughs) - What? Where did you keep his phone? - Let that sink in. Don't know. - That's a great question. - (laughs) I don't want to know the answer.

Apparently, in the mouth. Anyway, he calls 911. They show up. He's completely...he's totally in there, or just like...he's wedged in up to the waist. - So he's like that in there. Yes Yes. So you walk into a bathroom and say, "Wow!" There's a man, - like the top half of a man... - (laughter) - It's like a haunted house exhibit. -(the crew laughs)-And he's naked. - This is a nightmare. My nightmare has always been dropping my cell phone in a bathroom. Have you ever looked into the background of that? Can you imagine what your feet are like there, splashing around?

And other things in there, because you're naked. Anyway...-Why was he naked?! -They show up and ask him why he's naked, and he just shrugs. -His bare shoulders. - (silly voice) If I told you, you wouldn't believe it. -(both laugh) I bet that's what he said! That's what's so funny about him. - I'm glad you found it funny. -I don't know why he went. -He was so tight in this thing...-Man, if I told you...they had to physically remove him from the urinal with a saw. And fortunately, that's why local news exists. The local news does a segment. - Oh yeah. - It appears that this gentleman stripped naked and entered the urinal and somehow submerged himself in the holding tank. - I have been in the job in one capacity or another for 21 years, and I have to tell you that this is the first porta potty rescue I have ever had. - He's probably in the top five. (voiceover) Rescuers had to cut off the urinal - (Rhett) Look at this guy. - (voice-over) to get him out safely.

I guess you'd have to say this is all called spot-a-pot vandalism. (laughs) - The what? Vandalism of what? - I've heard it... - (Link and the team laugh) - I've heard it 700 times. I guess you'd have to say this is all called spot-a-pot vandalism. Spinapod vandalism is what he...I can't...does anyone know what he's saying? - (Noah) Sounds like Spotify. - Spotify? No, it's not... - Spotify Vandalism. - This is not a viral Spotify ad. - This guy doesn't know anything about Spotify. - (laughs) It's not like that! - Spinapodo. - Play it one more time. ...this is all called spot-a-pot vandalism.

However, he certainly thinks it's funny. He says (fake laughter). He thought it was as funny as what you thought he said earlier. (Silly voice) I guess you had to call all this sponapod vandalism. - (fake laughter) - Oh my God. Has no sense. If you know what this guy is saying, please tell us. Let us know in the comments. Or tell him to call us if you know him personally. And if you're currently trapped in a porta-potty, naked, find a way out, okay? You can just... use something to... get out of there. - Good. (laughs) - Don't call anyone.

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I have a couple more surprising stories from Trapped in a Bathroom. - Interpretive dance. I think it's my turn to dance. -♪ (soft electronic music) ♪-So Billy started that day like any other day, until he saw the port-a-john and felt the need to go in and see what it was all about. Of course, he was already naked, because he's living life to the fullest. If I told you, heh, you wouldn't even understand. I don't know if he took the phone from him first or if he ascended the throne first, but he was in both places, and then... while he was getting situated, well, there was a little slip-up. - I'm already there.

I am there. - It's already there. And boy, is he having a party there? And he's dialing the number, and then... I guess you'd just call it "vandalism of a spotipah."