Weird Things You Can Do With Soda

You can do many

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with cola besides drinking it. Let's talk about that mythical good day. You know what a little bird told me. What he told me. Well, my calendar told me it's Link's birthday. Happy birthday. I'm not really going to sing that because I probably have rights. by author, so you have a little bird calendar, uh, I have a little bird that comes in and says, look at your calendar, oh, it's the link's birthday, it's my birthday, thank you, what's the question you ask when someone says happy birthday, what did you do? Get me oh I'm glad you asked link I got you oh this is the most specialized gift I've ever received.

I see this. I am very excited about this cereal. It's okay, just give it to him. my link I've seen is not just any cereal it's real mini links damn I contacted Kellogg's and if they made a special it's not true it's not true I didn't contact anyone this is photoshopped oh but it looks very good. link check it out yourself, you are there, I am a mini frozen wheat, now I will tell you, have you been harvesting me? Am I there too? They taste just like the normal ones. Sorry, okay, good. just a bunch, I actually think it's better, it actually says mini wheats on the top and everywhere but the front, but don't focus on the negatives, focus on the positives.

Icy mini links. I turned you into a cereal and that's what best friends do. Man, I don't even want to eat this, I just want to display it and you can do whatever you want. I suggest you put the box in a shadow box and put it in our office. Oh I'm going to do that and thanks man, really, oh yeah, well really, no dude, that's just not like a show, thanks, I didn't do that, I mean, put that box in the shadow box and this is what I'm going to make, uh, my gift to you on my birthday. is talking about cola today we're going to talk to you I don't care if you call it cola if you call it

soda

if you call it pop you can call it black liquid it bubbles for all I care uh it's me I think it's safe to say that no one calls it that no one has called cola black liquid that is physical excuse me madam, I would like your best black liquid that bubbles oh, you mean by cola, you mean cola, just give me some black liquid, I never heard anyone say that, so listen, Black Liquid Fizz is such a ubiquitous product that it's everywhere, you have to figure out

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to do with it so you can impress your friends and you know what we have, but it's our own cola.

We're going to show them all kinds of things we can do with it, it's not cola, well it's actually cola, we change the label and put a new one on it because it has the value of the red wings and the select

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, when you think about the value of what is coming. to take care of the refrigerator and link the refreshing taste of rhett link value plus select soft drinks, that's what such a nice labeling job, guys, it may or may not say carbonated urine on the side, it sure does, that's the first ingredient is carbonated urine, eddie, come on.

Eddie, um, Eddie's on vacation or I'm going to throw this at him. Can you carbonate urine? Do not talk about it. Sorry, sorry, you're not giving me pause with the color of your retin link value more uh. select soda, you can drink some and leave a little room for a little magic trick that I call amazing, how's the link value written? more select soda, black liquid bubbling, oh, burped it, polish it, baby and then listen. all you have to do is add any milky white liquid that doesn't bubble aka milk and look at this it's like an oreo cookie inside the bottle you pour a little bit of this in there it's a little bit of milk or a lot of it , it never hurts. anyone shouts and then, oh, put it on, put the lid on it, put the lid on the fizz, okay, so what you do is things immediately start interacting.

The phosphoric acid in cola causes the proteins in milk to become what, what, what co-what coag. what to coagulate wow you are so smart today colonel you said phosphoric acid and coagulate the same sentence actually I meant to say coagulate but we will say coagulate so what you do is you let this sit for six hours oh wow, six hours later what? What did you do during your six hours? I looked in all my pants pockets to see if I could find anything surprising. I watched Braveheart twice. I'm so inspired that we are both and looking at it totally separates the guys, so if you look at this, It's absolutely all scientists coagulated with phosphoric acid, right proteins at the bottom and then you get a clear black liquid that bubbles, but it's not black anymore because whatever made the liquid clot black with those things is what you want, do you want to try it?

No, but I like you too because, oh, look, look at him, he starts dancing, you look like the kind of person that oh no, no, no, no, it tastes like coke, you've got to be kidding, that's the trick, I'm flirting with you , man. The episode continues trying not to say coke, but I had to remove it because of that joke. You had a joke. Get a joke about coke. I also have something else and you want to continue drinking. That Lizzy is here shaking her head. How long has it been? being away more than six days she has curdled milk, yeah she just stops drinking that's good for you it's like a yogurt question mark but it looks great.

I go to the red link value plus select the soda lava lamp, what do you want? What you're going to do is take some of your favorite cola and drink half of it for that, I don't know what's going on, and then you take vegetable oil, we don't have this. select the retin-link value, but still just grease it. The nice thing about this is that it's less dense than cola so everything floats to the top if you let it settle for a while it will completely settle. calm down, what do you say? link, let it sit for a while, look what I did, I left you, okay, today you're supposed to be drinking that and you actually taste like coke, it's pretty good, okay, it didn't taste bad, so, uh.

As you can see, it's been separated and now what you're going to do is get an alka-seltzer and we did something with them, remember those are the old days, remember things are in a simpler time and effervescent tablet, a record white fizz and make it small enough to fit inside, don't put them both in there, although oh yeah, very aggressive, look at this and then don't put the lid back on your favorite local light and you know. It's very bubbly right now but it's going to start like this it's going to start it's going to start doing something more like a lava lamp I don't know if I should have put so many in there it's there it's now it's clearing up top oh here we go look they're like little ones excrement floating there, hey man, see my lava lamp?

No, where is it? It's here, mine, it's like it's in that cola bottle with its vibrant value plus electric soda, oh, that's the red link. cost plus yeah, let's select, I don't really care what you select, besides, that's awesome, let's put another one in man, um, you put, we were too strong, we were too strong, just do it, just to make some alka-seltzer in there . Wait, see how it works? Oh yes, that's how it is. Also, whenever we want to have a cool session, we'll just put the alka-seltzer in our little lava lamp man like a recording session.

Can you say meow like me? Are you at a band meal? Okay, get rid of it. Talk later. I want you to do it. It's annoying. Your voice doesn't bother me. You can shake this, shake it, shake it, shake it, then you put it in the freezer, you have to calibrate it for a little over three hours, then you get a cold cup or bowl, you take this out and it becomes a can. we have a can and what I'm going to do doesn't turn into what I'm going to try to do here is open this thing so carefully that the liquid is super cold, it doesn't turn into ice, it wants to turn into However, there's ice and a Once it starts to form ice, it will spread and everything will turn into a slushie if we do this right, so first I have to open it carefully, don't ruin this mixture, it is small. short mouth oh no, he's a big mouth oh daddy I opened it all up now it looks liquid it's liquid I'm going to pour it very slowly and sometimes you can stir it to help it well oh oh it's starting to turn into slush too soon and then if I squeeze it and then you can pour it, you'll see there's some slush, there's some slush, but you've pretty much just poured a half-frozen cola into a cup.

I would say it was a bit of a miss, although it still tastes good, but we. We were prepared for this, what we're going to do now is show you a video of someone on the Internet who can do this really, really well and act like we're the ones doing it. This is Grant Thompson, the king of chance. He I did incredibly well, so he just looks at this and, uh, link, I'll talk to you like you're doing it and it'll be amazing, yeah, here I go, I'm just proving that you're so good at this, look how. it's turning into a slushie right there in front of me so talented you're just like you have 100 talents in this test so much practice but i did it by watching the king of chance video okay the link is in the description yeah I want to experience the full context of his video that we failed, he succeeded many times, so hey, he probably had a few chances at the good point.

Now we're about to get gross. Now something very interesting happens when you boil cola for a long time if you boil diet cola it just evaporates it overdoes it if you boil diet cola it really starts to overdo it I taste just as good as regular cola but if you boil regular cola for over an hour and a half is how long this takes This is like tar This is like something you would pave a road with, but there's an old wives' tale that people swear that cola syrup can help with nausea, so we said, let's test the theory and let's do that with the twist. chairs we did it right this is what we are going to do we are going to turn around and gag uh in these chairs then they will bring us some smelly food under our nose we have a fish that has been left out for over a week and some liver and we'll smell them and then when we get totally nauseous we'll drink the boiled cola remedy, it's more eating, I don't think it's a lot of drinking, so let's start spinning and get a little nauseous, okay, here we go, okay, stop bring, bring the food, oh god, okay, Lizzy aka the shadow, oh oh, I'm even going to smell it.

Stick your nose in here. Neal, oh God, no, no, no no it's not okay bring the syrup oh get that out of here shadow bring it bring it okay oh oh oh I got it I got it I got it don't worry oh actually I'm afraid of this oh ah it's like burnt doesn't help oh it's not open at all ah what do I do with this oh my god guys I can't get it out of my mouth I can't get it out of my mind what have we learned today look look ah I'm going to need to go to the dentist to use their tools to get this out oh it's like a negative energy cut off oh god oh it's like I ate a black hole no you would have died oh my god now most of it is out and it's just a little sweet but really burnt I like it you have a bit on the lip, take it out of the lip and try it, don't throw it away, oh god, okay, now you know everything. the cool things you can do with cola uh your life is better right you're welcome thank you for liking and commenting and sending me a toothbrush do you know what time it is hello i'm sarah from louisville kentucky this is my shirt gmm and this This is my collage from gmm that I made and it's time to spin the wheel of mythology.

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