We Tried EVERY Pop-Tarts Flavor

today we had breakfast 32 times let's talk about that mythical good day hey, yes, you know why you love pop-

tarts

because you love things that come in a pair, they're pretty on the outside, sweet on the inside and one of them always has the potential . to make flakes, remind you of someone, there is no nice shirt, by the way, oh thank you, beans, mythical.com, I love pop-

tarts

, yes, we love pop-tarts, I mean, we love beans , but this isn't about beans, it's about pop-tarts, it's not a sponsor. and today, lucky for our stomachs, but unfortunate for our palates, we are trying all the pop-tart

flavor

s on the market to determine which one is the best, it's time to review the pop-tarts edition, you know how we do it, we all have.

There are 32 tart pop

flavor

s to try, so we'll be hand-fed each of them in quick succession and then give our immediate gut reaction by rating them on a tart pop scale of one to zero. It's basically just a normal scale, well, one to one hundred, you actually said one to zero, which makes sense because the way the numbers come out of your mouth and out of your head is always a little strange, but that's because That's why I'm here, listen to my scores. They will be from zero to 100. They will come from my gut, so I can't guarantee that they will make sense to your brain.

Yes, that's fine, and we'll try all the regular flavors plus some of the seasonal unlimited edition flavors. that the team was able to get uh and since the first bite of a pop tart is usually just the crust,

every

thing would be the same, we've cut them in half, we're going to go right things right in the middle, oh yeah, after we've

tried

each one, uh, and having graded them, the four main parts, the Turks will return for a final inspection of the four most detailed, so we will name the top official pop tart, all right, stevie, are you ready to tell us what we're going to eat? , oh my, and if you ever need a pop tart break, we have a palette cleanser for you, of course, it's pop, a good sip of sprite, thank you, josh, voice, right to wash. pop tarts down, are you ready to get started?

Okay, once you pop, you can't stop the wrong brand, yeah, we're going to start with the fruit section and here we go in three, two, one with fruit loops, oh, launcher, oh, a little toasty. hmm wow that really tastes like fruit loops um I mean okay 68 52 raspberry

every

thing classic now that's good 77 84. wild wild berry wow what two jokers and one berry oh I like this one even more oh me too 89 81 just frozen orchard apple cinnamon apple cinnamon strong apple flavor 75 somewhat boring 50. strawberry oh I don't know why I'm acting surprised strawberry strawberry is like raspberry but more like a 67 to me 70. just harvest frozen strawberry why just harvest strawberry man these? they're all pretty close for me 66. 51 unglazed blueberries eh ah I'm missing that glaze I like it but the glaze makes it better 30. 64. which is still good you don't like the glaze I still like this one it's above an apple crispy 50, if I don't like it, it's below 50. apple crisp non-harvest, non-harvest, oh, that has more sugar, yes, this one is better, I don't remember what I put in the other one, though 74. oh , so I'll give this one a 75.

No, that was my score, no matter what, I don't know about the unfrosted strawberry ones, who in their right mind are still good, although if you're going to buy a pop tart, it goes up to 61 29. strawberry milkshake uh-oh damn don't be wrong too much too sweet yeah, very childish 49 43 richard petty blueberry oh classic solid subtle that's an 82 for me what comes before 60 59 cherry cherry ugh oh oh I like it medicinal gelatin 23 um 62. red, white and cranberry oh, we have patriotism, it's like normal cranberry, the dough is red, you see, it's more fun, ah, it's still good 78. america 70. oh, okay, and that brings it closer to our fruit section if you want some sipping there's not much dynamic range in pop tarts no it's like wow I'll say it right your taste face is very serious I take this very seriously that's why my scores are so consistent, I'm like a computer that just sticks things into what it is so you're like a disk drive, yeah I'm like a disk drive, put a disk in your mouth and I'll read your disk, I'll read your files , okay guys, are you ready for the chocolate category? yeah, I definitely need a change of pace, let it start in three, two, one chocolate chip, okay, it's like an 81 cookie, wow, 78 chocolate chip cookie dough, uh-oh, it doesn't really stick, no It's as good as chocolate chip 58. something not working on that I totally agree 58. chocolate churro hmm oh we got that cinnamon, I'm not a big fan of cinnamon, oh no, after that it doesn't last though I couldn't say cinnamon, the fun doesn't last, I'm 24 years old. um 51.

Oh wow, you're not under 50. I don't know if I'd hate that. Under 50. chocolate, that's not a big scale. Chocolate, eh, I don't like it 41, I don't like it, I do like it. a little bit 65. chocolate cupcake, okay, oh you can taste it like a cake flavor, they really nailed it, do I like it? Although it's already too much for me after one bite 48 50. Yes, pretzel, chocolate, wait, now pretzel, the salty taste of pretzels really does it. something for that, oh, it definitely takes it out of the realm of breakfast and I just don't think it's appropriate 81.

Sorry man, I have to go with a 15. Okay, and that concludes our chocolate category 15. Just don't think about it . No, I don't like it, don't fuck with pretzels, especially in the morning and we're moving into our specialty category and you might notice some pop-tart chips in this round and they're a lighter pop-tart type and crispy. It's like you go to one of those pizzerias and they try to pass off a pretzel as a pizza. I sure understand it. That's a church man. Alright. Your son eats this pizza. Yes, that's what my mom used. Holy pizza. Let's get started. in three two one with cinnamon roll oh yes, oh God, that was really warm like a cinnamon roll.

I don't like it when people make cinnamon flavored things, although no, this is pretty good. 49. Oh God, oh God, I forgot the numbers 68. The confetti cupcake did. you move that one i totally missed it when i

tried

to bite into it you're off your game that's not good it's just sweet on top of sweet 38 18. fries strawberries delicious and here we go I like that, I like the shape I got crispy on both sides of the mouth and still gives 86. 87. This is not a competition, I like it a little more crunchy, man, brown sugar, cinnamon, remove two spices, the sugar really complements the cinnamon. do like this even if it has cinnamon 72 56 cookies and cream i'm listening that's a chocolate bark uh it's a flattened oreo that's what it is it tastes like dirt it's not as good as an oreo 49 39 blueberry chips oh it's so easy to bite into I like them these wow, I take back everything I said about holy pizza and blueberries better than strawberry 89. 88. sugar cookie sugar cookie huh, like I just said it was a pop tart 40. not bad 58 pretzel, cinnamon, sugar, pretzel, here we go, I still like pretzel 79 13. unglazed brown sugar, cinnamon, this tastes like an ingredient, you should do something else with it 61 21 hot chocolate sundae, hot chocolate, honey, is it too spicy ?

Hmm, that's pretty good, I like what happened in that I like what happened in my mouth at the end huh, yeah 69. 74. delicious with apples, the fries are delicious, not as good as the blueberry ones, no , they definitely aren't 78 77 cupcakes yeah, okay, this is a good idea, oh, a little marshmallow flavor at the end, that's solid 86. Should I go to the 90s? 89 Mermain blue raspberry. What is that face? Oh, turn it around, sure, I mean, show it to people. He is a headless one. I like that blue raspberry. I like it 81. It's quite childish though 49. You guys have done it, you've tried all the pop tarts we're going to get to work out your top four and then we'll go from there, it was a pleasure, well I can do it.

I can't imagine having to stretch and feed myself. Thanks, my arm would be a big challenge right now. Caitlyn, you did an amazing job too. I want to thank everyone involved and the people at Pop Tarts who didn't pay us to do this. Me too. I want to thank you, we're not done yet, we have to narrow it down, oh no, okay guys, according to your taste buds, the four best tart pop flavors and in no particular order are crunchy s'mores, blueberry, wild, wild berry and chips, delicious strawberries, Chris made it. All the way up we like those fries, uh, that's why fries are designed to be crispy like toasted, but they're not for the toaster, you don't need to toast them to make them crispy, uh, let's break one of these, I'd like to It's philosophically, we just need to send a crispy one, yeah, so let's start with those and then it's very good because it has a nice flavor, the crispy part that you want and it's small, a lot of time, both of them are really good.

I like raspberry. Well, it's not raspberry, strawberry, oh, so I don't like it, no, I like it, but blueberries are a little stronger, yeah, I like blueberries a little more, okay, so let's throw out the strawberry crisp, like this that we are going to move them on you. I want to move on to s'mores land mm-hmm I mean, look at that beautiful little cross section there it's like a camp every morning mm-hmm it's not dominant it's too much it's not too much it's not too much the proportion is it's even better than a real s'more it's hard to say which is better let's bury it now this is kind of a classic right it's classic how are we going to get it now they started throwing some ribbons on top there's something about fruit flavoring in a pop tart that makes a little more to me than s'mores, s'mores are great, but there's something about that filling, it's classic, it makes it so you can stay right in the breakfast area, so I guess we're saying that s'mores mores are third place, that's what I'm going for, I'm okay with that, okay, that's over, so now we're at it.

Can we put a crispy potato until the end? up I don't know I don't know if we should you didn't you didn't you didn't go to eat anymore or I ate all mine I think we both ate a lot I thought I liked the crunchy one better but the fruit filling has a lot and it makes you very happy look at you In the eyes man, you are my happy little boy, are you about to cry? Yes, you're looking there. I've been writing them. sucking my tears right in the ducks ladies and gentlemen that means a crispy is great and comes in second place but we have topped the tif top pop tart the wild berry ice cream was a little scary a little warning next time time, wow, look. on that icy wild bear it's the one okay thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell do you know what time it is hello my name is kai and I'm at my house where I just fixed this scooter and it's time to spin the mythical wheel now if you go to the grocery store I will be very disappointed click the link above to watch us toast the top stars in good medicine and to find out where Willamette County will land put us on your wall.

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