We Tried EVERY Flamin' Hot Snack

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hot will take first place let's talk about that mythical good summer it's been a scorching summer so far you could even say a scorching hot summer you could say that and that's me talking like I don't know what a scorching hot summer it's been like Y'all, there are more hot

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s on the shelves than a couple of sweaty kids can count. How are you supposed to know which spicy

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is the best? I'm supposed to say which one is the best, but you know what I mean. It's time to check the guts

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hot edition the mythical team hopped on their bird scooters and rounded up all the flaming hot brand snacks fried-lay currently has to offer, which means we have 32 spicy sprinkled delights to burn our throats. language and what are we going to try.

Quickly, after trying each flavor, we will give it a score out of one and a hundred based on our gut reactions. The scores will give us the top four, then we'll test those four one more time with a little more care to officially decide which one. The Flamin Hot product will be called Flamin Hot Jackpot and of course I have a new scoring aid this one is really cool yeah man I mean it looks amazing but it has this slider that as you read my Mind you, it's So I'd like to be bad at scoring so I can get one of these things.

I have never received anything. You get souvenirs, man, that'll help me. Alright. I'm worried about another kind of visceral reaction you might have afterwards. Today's episode, after eating all this stuff, I hadn't thought about that, but don't worry about your palette because today your palette cleanser is good old-fashioned milk in a new mythical sip and swipe glass, look how cool that thing is. It's great, it will also refresh your mouth. mitico.com you can buy this, that's right, a sipping slide, this type, this is a very popular type of glass in my house,

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one loves to drink from these, for some reason, yes, it makes you feel good. drinking more water throughout the day is what I've noticed, so that's good, are you ready to get started?

I didn't wait for you to respond, sorry, your first category of flamin hot products is potato chips and we start with doritos, flamin hot nacho, uh. -eh, I love doritos, I really like flamin hot, this is a really cool combination, yeah, it's working, woo, the heat takes so long to come when you haven't

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anything before 88, that's really good, yeah , that's good, I mean, me. I'll give it a solid 75. doritos flamin hot limon oh god I like them so it's really spicy and lemon lemon different thing does that mean lime yeah oh yeah um it's not it's not a cool way to say lemon 55 uh they're not so good something about the lemon brings it down but it's still good for me 68. doritos flamin ranch hot and cool oh I didn't even know about you what I like ranch cool doesn't fit that well but I'll still do it give it an 82. it's a really good chip, yes, I like it, I like it more than the other one.

I'll give it a 78. frills, fiery frills, coming into this game too, it looks like ridges, I don't personally think it's the The super potato flavor of a frill chip versus the corn flavor of doritos chips is also paired with a fiery spicy. I totally agree, right, I'm going up to 42. Well, you know, I'll give it a 43. Okay, flamin ruffles. sharp cheddar cheese and sour cream oh, but sour cream is your favorite chip. I didn't know I didn't know they existed. They're not as good as regular sour cream and sour cream and cheddar, but they're definitely better than the last thing I ate. 60. um about 58 ruffles barbecue flamin barbecue hot first the barbecue hits you, the barbecue combines well with the potato, which then lets the heat in and it's like you're eating some hot chili, I don't hate it 50. um this one is actually in a this, I'm going to give it a solid 70. it's really hot,

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one's getting into this, where's the heat, where's the heat?

That's a little weak, isn't it weak? thicker than ruffles 38 30. Lay's Kettle cooked hot flamin I like to put them in a teapot eh look these are much redder oh this reminds me of the crispy ones remember the crispy ones yeah that really crispy tip before That fries existed, yes, it was very hot, they were jalapeño flavored, oh yes, that's it. really really good they had that jalapeno 76 I really like that how did that happen? Something about that oil in that teapot made the potato work yeah, now we're back in the heat zone uh 71 lay's teapot flamin cooked hot lemon hey lemon, right? it means yeah, it's not, it's not a limit, oh, I have a full field, you've been taking a full step every time, yeah, usually, I'm proud of you, man, thanks, I feel like the first one to reach the whole you've been biting it I've only been biting biting the tip I've been going all the way that's why that's why I was choking okay, I'm going to go deeper for everyone else.

I don't like this one 39 it's not as good as the other one but 53. sabritas extra flamin hot sabritas almost did it you didn't say lemon because I taste a lot like lime they are deceptively good but not too spicy it gets spicier Dude I really like a lot of them these 59, and it's really building nicely, yes really, and it's getting better as it builds 77. I think it's the best I've had so far and that concludes the regular old chip. category how much milk have you drunk? I take a sip and slide, could you have a little more?

Next we have the non-chip snack category which starts with spicy flamin crispy cheetos is this is this the original is the original right stevie i I think it's like the original cheetos. I have not confirmed if it is the original sandwich that flamingo was introduced into. I'll give it a good 75. um, it's very solid, but one thing about that is that when you compare it to the doritos, it's not up to par. I'm going to give them a solid 69. cheetos flamin hot lemon here we go across the board, we don't love lemon that much, I mean, you're realizing that that one isn't as overwhelming as the previous one I'm going to give a 63 just lowered it a little I'm going to give it a 63.

I'm going to lower it a little cheetos extra flamin hot okay here we go now like this but I don't know how many I could eat 74. my stomach hurts a little but somehow I can make it this way oh yeah, i think you can do it oh, you only realize how hot it is was that you're turning it down, yeah, I'm at 49. We better move on before I keep taking it up to 49. baked cheetos, crunchy, flamin, spicy, healthy, spicy, it just doesn't have that crunch, do you need to like it? the oil stay in this you need the oil 35 you don't need to bake your cheetos 25 baked cheetos freshly baked cheetos flamin hot lemon yes yes okay okay here we go we know that this system works like who else in the world is developing a mental matrix 34. like when something is baked when you add everything lamone they like to know exactly how to respond 20 28 you know like 28 you know I'm like a robot now cheetos hot popcorn say what are we going now I I really appreciate this because I like popcorn.

When I buy popcorn, I want cheese or I want butter. I don't really want spicy. I didn't know this world could open up to me. I never really thought about it. 40. Um. I like 75 oh man I'm going to have to do it. I have a little. I have a bit of a runny nose. Cheetos fiery hot cheetos puffs. Uh oh, that's a really good delivery mechanism for fiery. Yeah, I could get lost in a bag of those. I'll give it a 67 and won't even take feedback. I'll give it an 80 80. It's cool, it's cool, man, in a spicy way, yeah, cheetos, flamin, hot pepper puffs, say pepper puff, oh. it's shaped like a pepper it's not that cute it's exactly what we just ate it tastes good but not that good 67 47 cheetos flavor shots flamin hot asteroids what oh it's just droppings like rabbit poop is this for dogs i'm so confused i'm not just I'm confused, I'm angry, oh how angry I am to the tune of 19.

What don't you like about asteroids? Well, asteroids seem cool and then they became small, they are serial balls. You don't believe in space. You're one of those who don't believe in space, yes, Lake doesn't believe in space, it's something we've been arguing about a lot lately. I'll also give it a 19. Chester flamin hot fries. Oh, Chester is involved in this. one what is this like a hot fry like andy what's it called handicapped fries this is the answer to hot fries I don't know it's better than a cereal mold I don't like them going into deep fried territory hot, do you know why? you don't leave it in space because yeah, that and andy capp is kind of a classic, not bad, although you don't like this one for the sake of the violation, yeah, for the sake of the violation, I'll give it a 51.

I like, uh. 67. chester's puff corn flamin hot chester's like I'm going to keep being the face of this thing you gotta put my name on things that are like popcorn and a cheeto mixed together I don't like it 49 24. bunions on fire oh huh oh look that's a circle that's crunchy man wow oh yeah now we're doing it oh and you get the funyun flavor look at me I'm far away 84 76 fried flamin hot oh fried make them in a cake again very cheesy the corn flavor and the heat hands situation and gloves maybe I just don't like fried foods very much, well that's a personal problem most people who don't believe in space don't like fried foods either is one of the things I've discovered 48. how's your time mouth down seems ok now I like those 72. doritos dynamite flamin spicy cheese what cheese what's like a taquito actually it's like a taki they're trying to make the taki this is a violation it has violation written all over it I know you're not comfortable with that yes, they come to get it but it really tastes good I mean, it tastes excellent in my mind your lips are red they have turned you on I've been trying to I've been taking care to keep my lips away from the high flame.

I've really been drinking as much as I can oh really um oh my gosh 80. I really like that, it's so hot, my eyelids are starting to sweat 61. smart food flamin hot white cheddar popcorn okay then it's cheese hot cheese that tasted great white cheddar cheese and it's smart makes you feel smart when you buy it like you said you like cheese on your popcorn yes I have it now but I still don't like the heat 50. I like this better than the previous popcorn, which I really liked. I'm going to give this one a solid 73. What's that and are we done?

What is it? It's very hot. What is this? What is it? What is it? It's like a tight cheese puff that has the strangest flavor yet. It doesn't really taste like a fiery flavor. uh. Is rare. It's a bit strange. It's not as crispy as I wanted. it's almost a meaty flavor, I wouldn't agree with that 39. I was going to say 39. we agree that it's meaty, tasty, peanuts, fiery peanuts, oh that's what's going on, I like hot peanuts 72 .oh, I was in the 70s. I was in 79. And that concludes the non-chip snack category. I would like to apologize in a moment.

I said flaming and it's flamin. Oh yes, sorry, except violation, violation. uh our next category is meat, now we're going to have a meaty flavor. link first matador flamin hot snack sticks oh it's just going to be a meat stick yes it is oh yes I love processed meat so it's a matador but it's basically a slim jim whoa it's hot and gross no You like it, don't you, right? like slim jims no it's okay I'm going to give this one a 90. look at your com you're compensating I really like it so I have to do it I mean I don't like it 20. matador flamin spicy beef jerky Uh huh I like it the jerky.

I like the bar more than the jerky. It's a little cheap. This is cheap jerky. He likes it elegant. I mean, I'll give it a 33. In fact, I'll spit it out because I actively. I don't like this 45 I like that meat stick though baconettes fried pork skins flamin spicy you know what I was thinking I wanted now just a bunch of pork skins which is a really complementary flavor 71 40. and that concludes the category of meat, isn't it time for your favorite category, the miscellaneous category, I bet it's the last category and first we have mountain dew flamin hot, what's that.

I've been drinking a lot of milk now I'm going to chase it, I feel like I've

tried

this before, I don't know what I said about it that time, let me tell you it's hot, I mean it's so strong it tastes exactly like mountain dew, but then it's hot, it's not a burning taste, it's just hot mountain dew. I respect that, I know I've had a lot to say about Mountain Dew in the past, probably specifically about this at some point, but in the context of eating all things salty, something about the sweetness really works. Me right now, but I don't think I would choose it over a regular drink, so I'm going to say a solid 66.

I'd have to say 48. Cheetos macaroni and cheese flamin hot oh yeah, now look at the glow that blazing hot has. freshly baked, it's the noodle itself, it's like all over the noodle, I really like that, yeah, and the way they made it, commitment to the craftsmanship here 84, yeah, I mean, 80. Hey, it's kind of fun What they have done is really tasty. It also looks great and for ourlast snack of the day we have little Debbie Nutty Buddy bars, uh, because we missed them in our last bowel check and they deserve a place and here they are, fiery, they're normal, oh.

That's goodThat's good, that brings back a lot of memories for me. I'll give it a solid 76. Peanut butter is good. The chocolate is good. It is very airy. I'm going to give him a 12. No, don't do that, give him his little Debbie. That way we can undermine the whole other episode. I want to know exactly what you give him. I said 87, but I give it a 12. I don't want it to be in the last top four of this one because that would mean you have it. Now you have tried all the flamin hot products that really help my stomach to be tabulated so you can take a closer look at the four main elements. and determine which is the best of the best according to you, the top four products in no particular order are doritos flamin hot nacho uh-huh doritos flamin hot cool ranch okay bunions flamin hot and cheetos mac and cheese flamin hot okay, no particular order, okay, uh before we crown the best, do you want to know what you rated as the worst?

I bet you could guess, uh, astrobirds, yeah, asteroid droppings. Morgan says he loved them too late, okay Morgan, you can have those, um, man, there are no Cheetos in it. last four unless you count this thing we have here I get it I love vibrant fla uh blatant blatant it's blatant uh color I love doritos like I said they're both such solid options uh I thought Which was a great kind of ranch overall. but I just want to find out which one is better among these doritos because I think it's the nachos that we use that just look like they're not simple, they hit you with that, you don't feel first that the cool ranch interacting with the hot is quite nice.

However, and I'm actually trying them side by side. The good thing about flaming hot is that it is a second experience with both. I'm a little torn here, it's hard, let's try this, let's see if they're all as good because the funyuns is still so solid, omg I have to take it, I have to take a little sip and slide out of my mythical glass, where did you get it from that mythical.com? Get one of these, you won't regret it, that's not true, someone just gave it to you. I already ate the uh, I have to come, macaroni and cheese.

I've never been more sure about things going into the final four. These are all so good. I have an opinion about it. I tell you. If you get hit, you get hot. I love funyuns, but I think both doritos are better than funyuns when you have them side by side. I think this is super solid, but I think the corn, wow, but you're putting them up there, which I am. I'm proposing that it's better than this, yes you're saying get rid of the macaroni and cheese, it's a little complicated, I mean these are all so good, this is what I'll say, I think the main reason why really we're enjoying this it's because the macaroni and cheese is really good, I think I know my answer and it's so close it couldn't be any closer and you've got the cube over there so pull that thing out, the jackpot, okay.

This goes against my instincts. Here's the link, but I don't know if you'd disagree with this, but I think there's something about the complementary nature of ranch that's cool and hot at the same time. Yeah, sorry, I thought you wouldn't agree. I totally agree just for one small point we have put the flamin hot jackpot with the flamin hot doritos ranch wrench cool and the hot golden together they are the champion completely agree on all my hair let us know in the comments thanks for subscribing and click that bell you know what time Hi, I'm Beth and Matthew and we're exploring a lava tube cave on the way to Hana in Maui Hawaii and it's time to spin the wheel of mythology.

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