We Snuck Into a CIA Base In The Aussie Outback

so last month we were on a flight with our fellow Australian YouTuber, Jordy, a completely normal domestic flight, just the normal old takeoff and you, the landing, you don't know anything out of the ordinary, I mean, until we got off the plane . federal police, if you are on board, simply go to the front of the taxi. I want to, I just want to chat with you about where you are at the remote Pine Gap spy station, a collection of domes in the desert. in a place very few Australians know much about, the most powerful American intelligence facility outside the United States, no, no, close the door, close, no, stop, this is by far the scariest video we've ever seen. made. jordis to sneak into Pine Gap, which is one of the CIA's most important spy

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s, but before we get into that, the most obvious question is what is this giant American

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doing on the other side of the world in the middle of Australia?

Well, first. It shouldn't be controversial to say that the CIA wants to control the world as if there's surely no one out there who thinks they're not doing it, that they have the most advanced satellites in the world and that they're sucking up everyone's information, which you know, good on your part, but they have a big problem and I'll explain it to you there, so let's assume that this globe here is a planet Earth and then this can of toxic industrial lubricant is a satellite, so these satellites. They are flying all over the Earth just broadcasting signals, but the problem with the Americans is that they have spy bases here, they can only access satellites up here, they don't have access to the ones down here, but if they built a satellite base in a foreign country like Australia, they suddenly have access to all the satellite signals that come here, quite cleverly, so if they wanted to send a missile to a wedding, let's say in aaq or if they wanted to, you know.

If they want, they can start conversations with EAS in Madagascar, they just do it through Pine Gap. Now, thanks to some average-looking whistleblowers like Edward Snowden and much more attractive ones like Christopher Boyce, we have access to all of these. Leaked documents exposing the inner workings of Pine Gap Now get this, the base is codenamed Rain and is part of a top secret international spy infrastructure called Five Eyes, these CIA guys are literally here laughing like Bond villains, It's very embarrassing to read, but thank you. In these documents we know everything about Pine Gap, we know about their capabilities and how important they are to the US, but you don't really need to read them like I mean, unless you're a YouTuber and want to look smart like these leaks.

They are redundant, see, the US government is so proud of its surveillance of the entire world that its CIA agents simply brag about it at every opportunity, anyway, the Pine Gap satellites are the most sophisticated pieces of military hardware ever created by the United States government, they are very It is very effective at intercepting signals and the person on the other end of course can hear it as clearly as you can hear me speaking in front of you today, so who is using that communication signal ? Is it Saddam Hussein talking to his general or is it mom? and dad talking to his kids may now think it's strange that a CIA agent would admit to a room full of people that he actively spies on their conversations with his kids, but rest assured, the kind of people who attend CIA conferences The CIA are the kind of people whose grandchildren stopped talking to them years ago.

We'll probably forget everything about this conference in an hour once the bingo game starts. Has anyone here been involved in weapons testing? I suck on some hands now just to make it clear to all the nerds, this guy. There is technically an NSA agent here, not a CIA agent, but for the rest of this video, when I say CIA, I mean CIA Dia NSA # and all the other US intelligence institutions. I feel like if I were in the laundry arm every time I talk about the US The government's monstrous global surveillance apparatus, you for the rest of this video.

Ultra oxy-free and smooth, original Downy, it's all the CIA, we're talking about us. Spy bases here, but Pine Gap wasn't always this global surveillance center for 75,000 years. this place was home to the indigenous australians who were the oldest human civilization on planet earth and then along came the whites who came out of nowhere 200 years ago and the genocide of the original australians which conveniently made the

outback

much more spacious and offered much-needed privacy. for civilized games of croquet or perhaps a huge secret CIA base, so with the traditional owners of the land out of the way, everything was going well for the CIA in Australia until the 60s, when all these people inexplicably started dying clothes and using acid and making weird noises, but the only thing these hippies did that wasn't very annoying was that they decided that they didn't like the idea of ​​a dark organization that wanted to spy on you and control the world and in Australia this meant that there were constant protests and waves of people trying to break into this gigantic American spy base in the middle of the Outback, but let's face it, no one cares what thousands of hippies have to say, since the real problem for the CIA arose in the 70s , when we elected a new leader, a guy called goof whitlam, he was now super unique, first of all because his name says: what is he?

I never met a guy named goof. You definitely never met a guy named goof. Wikipedia shows no other mention. from someone else with the name Gothic, it's just a crazy made up name that will never exist again, but the other thing that made him unique is that he wanted an independent Australia that wasn't bullied by the foreign superpowers he brought out himself. The Australian troops outside Vietnam and the Americans were saying, What are you doing? I thought we had something special. Remember that time we caught all those kids and burned them alive. You look back on all those fun times we had and like a classic toxic boyfriend.

The CIA began harassing the Australian Parliament and monitoring Goff's party and when Goff found out he responded by threatening to close Pine Gap and this was a step too far for the Americans. The CIA saw the nonsense as a serious threat, so they simply orchestrated an action to get rid of it. Australia's democratically elected leader so how did the Americans get rid of our prime minister? Well, it turns out there's a completely symbolic position in the Australian government called the governor general, he's a holdover from the English monarchy, an unelected person whose only job is to dress like an idiot and approves everything parliament votes on, so some guy named John Kerr was the governor general at the time and coincidentally he was also secretly working for the Americans, the CIA called him our CER man, they were paying for all his trips and generally showering him with money so he could, I don't know, buy as many stupid hats as he wanted and, even more coincidentally, it turned out that there was a dusty old law that said that the governor general has the power to dismiss the Prime Minister, that's exactly what he meant that this had never happened before that the CIA essentially fired Australia's democratically elected leader?

The Prime Minister, Mr Whitland, was sacked. Opposition leader Mr Traer is the new Prime Minister of Australia. He was replaced by a more obsequious Prime Minister who immediately renewed the Pine Gap contract and since then no leader has dared to question all the secret CIA bases spread across our country. Now we all know about the Americans and their little penchant for getting rid of democratically elected leaders in enemy third world countries, but it turns out that we find out that they do this to their friends too, we accept that our island was just a giant US military base.

US and that no form of democracy would stand in the way of that and by the way, calling Australia a giant US military base is not an exaggeration. These top secret American bases are literally everywhere like this thing, what is this? It's even more secret than Pine Gap. They are the tallest artificial structures in the hemisphere. We have no idea what they are doing. All we know is that. From time to time, when a passenger plane flies near it, it mysteriously fails and suddenly falls to the ground, prompting the International PS Association to say: "Well, we don't know what the US military is doing there and we don't we want to know, but I wish our planes would no longer fly there.

Look, you all know that we are obviously very patriotic, true blue Australians and unlike this, we are an International Association of weak, cowardly and pathetic Pieces who choose to simply ignore the trouble we think we deserve. We know what's going on in our own country, so we obviously don't have any experience infiltrating a CIA base let alone the most important one, so we decided to talk to a lovely lady called Donna. , a member of a group called Christians Against All Terrorists who somehow managed to sneak into the base in 2006, so how did you actually get in?

Well, we weren't cool like we weren't detectives. I'd never broken into anything before, we kind of didn't know what to do. Do it, one of us went to Bunnings and bought Bol Cutters and it was all on camera and everything and then he came out in court. The Bunnings guy testified that Brian went and bought these Bowl Cutters with water and beat up a poor Bunnings employee to get this information out of him. He, now, Donna explained to us that one of the ways we justify having a brutal top-secret CIA base in the middle of Australia is by technically calling it the Australian-US Joint Defense facility, so while it's run entirely by the CIA, apparently refers to the Australians. have some sort of symbolic role too are there any Australian staff working on G?

Yes, there are catering cleaners. I don't think they're in charge now. Donna obviously couldn't just walk through the front door. so they set off on a 6 hour trail in the middle of the night over desert mountains to get there this way, but the strangest part is that they told the defense minister that on the exact night they were planning to sneak in they said they were Australian. citizens who were concerned about war crimes and wanted to do a citizen inspection of this foreign facility on Australian soil but for some reason no one took them seriously we fell we hit fences we crashed into trees like we were walking in the dark there were cows that started mooing at us like sh, yeah, and I was like, oh, this is just ridiculous, like this is pretty crazy, and then I saw lights and it really catches your eye, yeah, so I got closer and I could see the Bas and I could see little people walking Over there. and I thought way up I won't swear yes far away I'm not crazy like that's crazy yes that's crazy I'm right to be here it's 3:00 in the morning there are people walking around this American spy base in the middle of the desert, what are they doing at 3:00 or 4 in the morning and then we hear this drop the Bol Cutters on both sides, was it the AFP with guns, get on the ground, get me on the ground?

I thought, do you know what I've been? walking for 6 hours I said if I got down on the ground I wouldn't get up again I said it hurts a lot uh she came behind me and grabbed the back of my head and pushed me to my knees and I said okay it's okay I can be on my knees and then she took her boot and shoved it in my back and I was like on the ground like this and I was like, you don't have to do it, you know? Put your boot on, don't you. You have to yell at me.

I said you're the ones with the guns. Now she may have had the secret police on her neck, which, you know, doesn't sound very fun, but I'm actually incredibly jealous that she's one of hers. The only Australians to have ever seen the Gap pine balls with their own eyes. This one of my photos. Oh, you have the balls. My dream is to see the balls. Yes, I really want to see them. So why would a random Christian woman risk a possible life sentence? To protest against this base, it turns out that the story of Pine Gap is much more personal for Donna, she was there on the ground when the Pine Gap missiles hit their targets.

Now some say the United States directly killed about a million people in the war on terrorism, others say. The figure is close to 5 million. We don't know the exact number, but at the end of the day it doesn't matter. The joke is that no one cares when an Arab dies on the other side of the world, but the donors and their friends discovered a little war crimes trick to make people pay attention. If targets travel to the Middle East and go to these civilian areas in Iraq and just hang out there, it makes it much more difficult for Western governments to bomb that exact location.

This was called the human shield program and it was super effective, you know? Apartso loud that it doesn't sound like a normal gun either, it sounds like a machine gun, yeah that's wow, yeah that's scary. If they need that much practice, when was the last time someone tried to break in 20 years ago because we didn't want to get shot? Surprising a group of armed American soldiers inside we decided to head back now needless to say I felt a bit silly we came all the way here and didn't really do much we just showed up at the base and walked around it all day honestly.

I was worried that we had wasted a video here and that we wouldn't really do anything, but the next morning we realized that we had actually done a lot more than we thought, so we woke up the next morning, it was our last day in Al Springs and I had an interview booked. You know, we were meant to interview an indigenous elder to tell us about the meaning of the land that was stolen from them, but out of the blue, while we were getting ready, I got this call. the police hello hello yeah you're there mate yeah I'm here I'm here yeah hey he just needs to talk to you about uh yeah AV to the Poli station uh no better flight back to Sydney, Hell, hello, don't do it. give him the flight schedules you don't need to talk to him that I choked obviously I had no idea how to handle that call but it was too late the damn police were chasing us they could attack at any moment now it was a race against time we had to pack up the Airbnb and take that plane out of town and at that point we started missing our call.

I'm just saying, I'm just saying yeah, let's just pack up and call the airport, but we quickly realized that if the police catch us, they will definitely confiscate and delete our images, so we started a 2 hour long process to make backed up everything online, which gave us a little time to relax and blame each other for the horrible situation we're in, now we're on the run, yeah this is funny, I don't really like it, I don't know , I like CU, they called you, I'm not the ring leader here, I'm just the one. who booked the rental car this is your channel Alexa I'm just the one who booked the rental car thanks to you I'm just the one who booked the rental car As far as I drove the car I mean they probably already have all the videos let's be honest yeah , that's it, if Pine G is as good as he is, then you would already have our pictures, yeah, try it guys, I have an Easter egg in all our videos if you are really the CIA and not just. some scammers who tried to play us for fools, will know what exactly we did at 9:32 am. m., now the only advantage was that we had enough time to practice some interesting lines to deliver to the cops when they catch us we should do this when they arrest us ah fools fools fools I'm right where I want to be I'm exactly where I want to be while you guys are busy here at the pg airport is unfortunately left unprotected i have 10 people sneep wait they are going to get this footage this is going to sound much worse no it's not a joke it's a joke and while our footage is uploading we also have enough time to tell you to join our patreon, like this that in all seriousness we are being chased by the federal police, there is no way we would be brave enough to do that if it weren't for the sport of our clients, although it is terrifying, it is also very expensive, you know?

It's hard to find lawyers who like the National Security Law and not many lawyers want to take on the CIA, so you know that with your support we can make more videos like this, but if you join our patreon. You also get a free video every month. You can join our beautiful Discord community. You know we have a live question after every video. That's all. It's a great moment for everyone. Okay, back to the video. fleeing from the police. Okay, our fish finally backed off. We were ready to head to the airport in a last attempt to get out of Alice Springs.

It is funny. They are ready to be arrested. I don't know, they just want to talk. yeah, but about what we didn't do anything wrong, yeah, I don't know, I don't know, you're watching OB, we do it wrong, we didn't do anything wrong, you know, I think the CIA is not very nice, no, no, no, no no. no, ca is love, I love C, oh yeah, I like ca, I like AFP, I like the Northern Territory releases, they are all great, I just love the solutions and I think they are very good looking through the police and us.

We arrived at the airport and so far there were no police officers waiting for us, but we continued to watch each other's backs, we just needed to get on that plane before they showed up, which started to feel more and more difficult as the flight kept getting delayed. Now at this point we begin. Thinking the police stopped the flight until they could come and arrest us, but after another riddled half hour we found ourselves on the tarmac going up the stairs and so close to returning home and the plane happened to divert, we did. I don't think I've ever been happier to be on a plane where we thought we were home free, but you know, as you know, the federal police had a different idea: NOA came out of Jordan Shanks and Alisa, that means no I have to do it.

Get off if you are on board, just go to the front of the cabin. Now we have never talked to the federal police before and we don't know much about what you should do when you talk to the police, except what we do know is that you don't talk to the police. Nothing you say or do will be recorded and may remain as evidence. Yeah, so this federal agent turned on his little recording device and tried to get a statement from us that he could use against us in court and we just did that thing they do in the movies where they keep saying like am I under arrest? ?

Am I under arrest? and then when it turned out we weren't under arrest, we just went to hell. out of there I think we can leave them now you're ready to go you're free to go I wanted to have a quick chat thank you so the place can if I talk you don't have to say anything just I'll just let you know. I don't think you have to answer me, so we head back home, but I really don't know what's going to happen now that we've been talking to our lawyer non-stop. I'm awake like I'm awake at night, we just think the feds are going to raid the house any minute, it's honestly the most uncomfortable I've ever been in my life and all this just from walking.

Across our own country, look, we get quite a bit of criticism on our channel, while the vast majority of our fans are Americans who like our videos. There is a very small group of angry American viewers who don't like who we are. saying and instead of trying to point out our mistakes they just say that we are obsessed with America, you know, they say that we should stay out of it and focus more on our own country, but what nobody understands is that this is America, right? It wasn't, but that's okay, we don't have a choice, Americans just run things here, like what we can't vote on, our politicians don't even talk about it.

American politicians can talk about it, although their congressmen are constantly. Invited to visit Pine Gap, but our elected officials can't go near it even though it is meant to be our country. It's such a weird, pathetic relationship and they don't do this kind of thing with anyone else like Canada and Mexico are their neighbors. true, and when America starts telling them what to do or asking them to come and exploit some random farmers in the Middle East, they tell them to leave, but their little Australian lapdogs on the other side of the world have always done exactly what what they tell us to do and if you turn on the news in Australia, every channel will tell you that we actually need the Americans here to defend ourselves from China, China, our largest trading partner, a country that not only has no interest in invading us, but we haven't invaded anyone for the last 50 years like we have to be afraid of them but meanwhile the Americans invaded us a long time ago like our country was full of American soldiers and if any of our politicians even question it they just Let's get rid of it and if any civilian runs into the perimeter of an American base literally walking through our own country, our federal police will hunt us down on behalf of a foreign occupying army.

We're in America, right? We're just a giant. The US military base is just floating in Asia and if you know that if the Americans decide they want to go to war with China then our beautiful home will be on the front lines, no one gave us a say in that.