We Review Our Kids' Toys

come over little boy welcome to my son's room hey link i'm in my son's room shepard and i'm ready to play with

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shepherd is behind the camera have you ever operated like you directed a video before not good lando How old are you ten? I knew you're in fourth grade. We're going to play with some toys that a ten year old fourth grader would play with. I just thought that, like your father, it was time to go in and just evaluate. What you're going through here I'll tell you if you have good taste in toys and I'll just

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I'm not so bored that I need to play with children's toys, let's see the first one, okay, look. oh, we're starting with something elegant from the beginning it's an articulate approach did your mom buy you this to trick you into learning something what's this for really is this for drawing no it's just to keep it there i think it's supposed to be for sketches sketches anatomically correct but this metal rod is not anatomically correct I give this a three out of ten you give it more than that I will give it a six here is my son Shepard he is in the bay Blades this is the stadium and then these are, this is not It's a stadium, son, this is a giant dog bowl, somehow they've made you believe this is a stadium, this is like a dog bowl for a Saint Bernard, a pretty flimsy one of those, whoa, oh, it's okay these are cool and then they can fight each other right they can do a beyblade battle yeah we shouldn't do that this is a toy

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this isn't supposed to be fun oh my god look at this Dude is like a samurai, he has us, oh what. was that he fired a missile now, in my day, there were no projectiles, you had to throw everything if you wanted something to fly, oh just take it away man, I give this a fucking 9 out of 10.

You can kill it. I know how Pac-Man works Yes, I'm 42 years old. That was the sound when I won. How often do you play with this when I'm bored? Which is quite common. What did you get a year ago? How many times have you played it? this year 50 or 60 times 50 or 60 times and it's like a little connection because your dad grew up in the 80s he played Pac-Man now you're playing it alone in your room, bored, I'm going to give this a b minus, oh my god, it's a little creepy, but the mask book, what the hell, hey, I'm your story book, why don't you come read to me, come closer, little one, I'm broccoli face, I have broccoli on my forehead. your eyes hurt you might need to let this sit for a few days before playing it again we lost ok this looks like it was for a wing or something yeah there was a time when they were together it's not Let me remember what I did.

What I'm starting to see is that you approach legos much like I approached legos at your age, which means you get a little frustrated halfway through and then put them in a big container. with all the other legos if you have assembled some real ones. Lego stuff, could you please show it to me? Well, I remember this. We were on the beach somewhere and someone came up selling this thing. He could ruin her. He could make a melody. It's harder than it seemed. I give this a 4 out of 10. it's pretty frustrating i have a helicopter and i have some dragon i only have two hands this is enough for now ok and then i have las vegas yeah oh they should have started with that we have the city of las vegas which It consists of other things that are similar to other places in the world that made you choose Las Vegas.

I've been there. You went to Las Vegas without me. I'm so proud of you, chef, because you not only chose Sin City but you finished it. so i'm gonna give this a b plus i'm gonna give it playa today huh you gotta show me something that's worthy of an a oh yeah that's right it's time to book the chronicles of narnia once upon a time well shit this is a damn pop- up book some books appear in some books hit this is a hit a damn lion coming out of it oh we have a girl on a horse you guys that's not how horses work damn owl coming out at you that's what nightmares are made of Owls They know things.

I give this one a three out of ten because it may give you nightmares. Okay, you should say: Okay, yeah, I like that you're like a director. Now you're telling me what to do, yeah, hey, chef, what. otherwise you have this guy, he's like a real batman, his name is patricia, he looks pretty evil, you're fine sleeping in a room with this thing, patricia is not a thing, patricia is a person, i think patricia has a little name tag, can you be young? The eyes read what, because there is actually a tag with Patricia's name on it, it doesn't say Patricia, where did you get this?

Well, first it was my cousins ​​and then my cousin gave Patricia to my brother. This is special due to the fact that it's an heirloom that you've passed down from cousin to brother. I'm going to give you a b-plus. What is this? A stressful man. I'm going to panic a little. People do something that makes me panic. Panic, where do we get these world markets? There is a lot of quality junk coming out of the world market these days. I like Pete Panic. I mean, it's ugly when I get out there, man, and that's before his eyes and ears come out with morals.

I can see that you have started to do something. Things are like a graveyard, they are these things that you gave up on or the things that you finished and then slowly broke. There are many things you could do. I mean, we might as well try it here and then it's very interesting and then. You put it in just based on what I was going to build, if you gave me the right amount of time I'll give it an eight more, so what is this other toy your mom bought you to trick you into learning something?

The squids open like this, oh, these are them. suction, all these pieces will stick together now, have you ever glued them to yourself? There we go, I'm going crazy, turning into panic paint, I'm a human panic beach, y'all, 10 out of 10. You got these Nerf blasters, put 'em up. shoot three at the same time well, one of them stayed there look okay, it's not working very well it worked well at one point yeah, this one shoots two at a time but it can choose, let's load it look at this, we can get it some cool action here, wow it makes them get up and move and it's orange so I'll give it a b also what is this?

It's a ball, it's got a little doll hanging here, oh, you get it right, it's easy, you have brothers to fight with. Why would you sit in your room and do this? Because I don't want to fight with them always. Yes, he gets old. Am I not doing this right? Because it seems a little anticlimactic. I read some instructions that you had to do. read the instructions for this you have a hacky sack it's for juggling son with a ball you don't juggle that's just throwing a ball found another ball here we go so now we have two balls we're not juggling yet but we're close you know what son that's cool you don't want to be a juggler flush this down the toilet my son actually made this from scratch y'all are like a fucking balrog you can put this in a box and sell it man we could need to buy this junk on eBay, no I like it, I'm not a Bionicles expert, but I'm willing to guess this isn't what it looked like on the box, so it's like a Shepherd original, that's right, yeah, and then this look . this guy now this one is ugly I'm just going to be honest oh look at me what is the name of this guy who is david david bionicles?

I give these a seven out of ten, wait, you made these 10 out of 10. I'm going to give this a bonus of originality here's the next one oh here we go look at this we have a little soft you don't eat it even if you don't eat what You think I'm going to eat it, do you think? I'm not stupid, I don't think you're stupid, but I think you might need it. Well, you have many. I have never been more proud of you and I am constantly proud of you. You just organized this or you do it. you actually squish them, sometimes you squish them good, six out of ten are called shrinkage, no glue, no connectors, just stacking that looks pretty easy, I mean it's like someone went to the hardware store and just cut up some wood and then say it was a toy, but there are also the plastic balls, where are they?

They are somewhere, well, do you know where you got those balls that you put in the toilet? They're turning on blue rose or blue rose okay, hold the blue and let go, okay, so this is a brain teaser, listen man, I'm a middle-aged man, my brain doesn't have the ability to be teased, Yes, it's all resolved, did you see that? This is a kind of witchcraft, how long can this take? about 15 minutes, 15 minutes at a time. Well, in my book that gives it a 10 out of 10. Where did you get this mom who bought it for me in Cape Town and what is it? this teaches you about physics birds don't always need to fly because they can just bounce there by the way it's missing a whole wing what happened to the wing barbarian don't let barbarian get to your toys this is something very mclaughlin we traveled somewhere we brought something back our dog ate some man plus go balance this somewhere okay so crazy stuff got sand i'll play with this look at this oh this is amazing it feels so good it seems like the beach smells so bad although oh it smells like a librarian's armpit that one smells like the inside of a shoe that someone wears barefoot that's not good I'm going to make a nice pink bread and I'm just going to cut it the knife is safe for you yes, my son my son is only willing to give me a dull wooden knife, i give it a 10 out of 10, definitely, uh, this is a rock, where did you get this, i forgot, normally you feel like you're in an important place and You say, oh, me.

I need something to remember this place I'm going to grab a rock oh sentimental value yeah I just want to rock a man needs his rocks this is a very soft rock it has a nice feeling in the hand it has a nice feeling in the mouth it refers to physical sensations in the mouth caused by food or drink as opposed to taste. I'm going to have a straight rhythm. I highly recommend it now that we're having fun. You can't have my left. Oh, what is this? Did you do it yourself? This is a moose. Well, the moose is a corn snake that has a specific genetic mutation that makes it great for

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How often do you play with the moose four to five times a month and what do you feed the moose? Very good, it's a little morbid when you think about it. It means you have to give the food to the coolest animal. You really consider it more of a pet and less of a toy. Wouldn't you say yes? Because it is a living being and it is teaching my son something about the cycle of life. Feed the least cool animals to the coolest animals. I don't know what I think about that ethic, so I'll give the moose a minus.

This looks like a homemade toy, so we have an alligator. Hello, it's not an alligator, it's a. green mustache dishwasher capsule container monster not a sponsor here see if you can get him to eat the pink thing oh yeah look at that i think most things got somewhere around a b i think you have a slightly above average toy congratulations i think panic pete is my favorite i'm going to take this one rhett i hope you had a lot of discoveries come here son i gave you a hard time but you know i'm proud of you link i hope you and lando have learned something that I would do.

I would kill to be your father. He would kill to be your father if he weren't already a father. Maybe I need to get him some better toys. Maybe get him another city in the US that he can make with Legos to pretend he's traveling. When he is stuck at home, the man plays with toys, that is exhausting. Now clean his room, sir.