We Make Our Moms Take Lie Detector Tests

Today we give our

moms

lie

detector

tests

, let's talk about that mythical good day, we are turning mythology week around, but don't panic because we are now airing new shows seven days a week on this same channel, in addition to mythical good mornings. every day of the week we have a new episode of our Ear Cookies podcast that airs on Sunday and tomorrow we're premiering our new Saturday show, let's talk about that, that's the name of the show, that we'll talk about, but I'll talk about it, I will do it because it will be so. It will be, among other things, a relaxed conversation between the two of us and Stevie and you won't want to miss it because Stevie will even have her own desk.

Yes, but now let's just talk about

moms

. Okay, what's her problem? No, we actually had our moms in town earlier this summer and you know we're doing some fun activities with them, taking them out to dinner, letting them see the sights, and of course strapping them to industrial polygraph machines to give them our hottest questions. Yes, this is the first time. The time we've had them on camera, we're so excited to introduce them to everyone and I haven't seen the links that mom told her about. He hasn't seen what my mom told me, so let's go into a couple of times to react to how all this happened, yes, let's experience this together with you, but first we want to tell our moms, moms, thank you very much for allowing us to connect them to lie

detector

s and for being the best people.

We love you Yes, we love you Now let's see what happens Are you ready for the first question mm-hmm Did you ever leave me when I was a baby? No, did you ever leave me when I was a baby? I don't think so, that's not true, okay, here she is. don't tell the truth don't worry we're going to leave you are you lying? are you blocking it? maybe I did it right, you slept or what happened. I don't remember it happening that long ago. Well because it would explain a lot if your answer was yes yes I mean I don't think they dropped me any of my actions indicate that they dropped me when I was a baby um the only thing that worried me is that when you were born they had to use forceps which bothers me and I was worried about that, literally, when I was born, they used tongs to put around your little head to help pull you out properly while I was pushing, he was pulling.

I didn't ask you about this. I know you just want to talk. Regarding this, do you think I should discipline my children more? Yes, very sure, do you think I should discipline my children more? No, that's right, no, sir, what do you suggest? Well, I really think it's too late. Oh, on the way, but I think. They are doing well. Do you think you should have disciplined me more? No Do you think Rhett should have been more disciplined when he was a child? No Do you think any child should have been disciplined more like in the children's story?

Yes, have you? A secret hobby that I don't know about No, that's true Oh, do you have a secret hobby that I don't know about? I don't believe it. I need yes or no answers, I'm sorry, it's not like that, you're hiding a hobby that I'm hiding. anything of mine mm-hmm you used to read those romance novels do you remember those yes, sometimes I would sneak in and educate myself you still do I've stepped up the British mysteries a bit there Oh British mysteries does it involve the Cowles? cow hobby I don't know, I'm just trying to find out what your secret hobby is.

I don't know the kind of British cow-watching mysteries that my mom and her husband Louis know, right, they do. cow for context, actually they do own, they do own cow and she's doing something with it and she's like what she's doing with a golf cart. I don't think she's just driving the golf cart through cows and I don't want to talk about it um well not bring it back to the forceps since your mom says she wanted to bring up the forceps. I have always noticed the attention. I never knew what that was about, but now it's the forceps.

Well, she called me. on my birthday and she was talking about the force on the phone and then she said: I remember when you were born, they had to use those forceps, did I still have them? She took you to the cows, come on, let's go out. I grabbed your little head, okay, there's more to this watch, but I will say they were such good sports. I mean, we told him no, we didn't tell them we were going to hook him up to a lie detector until we did and then he's in a room with this fence behind it that's so creepy, it made him a little tense but that's exactly how we wanted it. and we're finding out things yeah we're listening Did you like the link when you first met him oh yeah I'm not sure?

Did you like Rhett when you met him? Yeah, it's not true, it's not true, she says you're lying. I couldn't understand when she said it because she said she had a terrible Hornet County accent, unlike me, who doesn't have an accent. okay, I don't care if you like it, so what was your first impression? It's hard to remember that in the past, yes, we are all old. I mean, I felt like I'd always liked red. I mean, you all liked it. brothers since first grade, your grandparents would come all the way from Georgia to hear him speak, they would listen to him speak on link, for entertainment purposes, yes, to hear his accent, oh, because this is a Georgia accent, it's very different and it's not a joke, no one can hear it.

It's probably better do you think Rhett was ever a bad influence on me with some things? Yeah, do you think Link was ever a bad influence on me? Yeah, right, yeah, remember that time we threw rocks on top of the business school in Campbell, yeah, that was his idea. He knew there was some reason, but he wasn't sure why someone didn't come after you were the weapon. Yeah yeah well he was nice enough to give us a countdown to get off the property hello yeah that was the Reds fault. I got a woman for that. Yes, she did.

She was 14 years old. That's right, it happened too late. Nothing. Sue didn't do anything. She didn't do anything with her only son and her special boy. He is still a. special guy if you had to murder rent to save me would you do it that's a horrible question was it the Reds idea if you had to murder link to save me would you know it's not safe oh guess I'd have to do it then That's it yeah she would murder. Maybe after Martin's ruling, you'd do it with an axe? No, Missy, you do it with a gun.

Yes, how about with your own hands? Yes, what if the only option was this mother? She could not

make

it. because she beats you stronger than me, remember what she looks like, she's even stronger than me, okay, how would you do it? A little bird told me that Rhett's mother would kill me by suffocating me, so I'll give you one piece of information, mmm, horrible, the mogollons are evil people, so your mother would suffocate me, if she wouldn't look at my mother, my mother didn't want to say anything bad about you and your moms like we sell sweet tickets for people to hear her accident and then I don't suffocate him, I suffocate him with an amazing pillow, but no, I think she's just going to do it with her hands, you know, that's what I do and I get on top of him you and I say I'm dead and you get really frustrated I learned it from her okay let's see what else is going to happen here do you know who this is?

You know? Do you think I look like this person maybe a little bit, but no, it's not, but you are, it's not, this is it? Rachel Maddow mom, that's Rachel Maddow, a news person, okay, would you like her to stop eating testicles? No, she, no, would you like her to stop eating testicles? Of course, yes, I mean on the show, no, I know, I mean, you eat all kinds of strange things. I'm, you know, that sheep balls, I've had pig balls, I've had cow balls, I've had a lot of balls and I'm worried that it will

make

you sick sometimes, let's boil for safety, right, she's being honest, yeah , she. so you think this show would work if she didn't gag on her testicles, surely there's something else she can eat besides that, i should hire you as a producer, hey, my mom wants us to do her intestines, man, okay, here that.

Keep in mind okay, today we learned some things, we learned that my mom is willing to kill you, well, for the record, my mom would kill you too, I mean, it's not like you know you want to go later in life, she was insane and nothing. What we did, we told our mothers. I think the bottom line is that they were amazing sports. Thanks mom, hey, thanks, can you think about your mom, oh, I'm not going to thank your mom for you, thanks to your mom, man, thanks mom, yeah. for allowing us to put you through that lie detector test and we'll never do that again next time you come we'll just do something more embarrassing, yeah I don't think they'll show up in our studio, we never love it. you, we really, really love it, I love it, I love my mom and your mom, I love my mom and your mom too mm-hmm, we love both moms, thank you, like, comment, subscribe, you know what time It's, I'm Kara and this is.

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