We Got Vasectomies Together

We have a brother, sect me, let's talk about that mythical good day, we both have a beautiful brood of children and we love them very much, but at a certain point it's time to say enough is enough and end the garbage, ooh, now for those of you. Who does not know? A vasectomy is when the doctor cuts small tubes into your McDonald's ball pit as a permanent method of birth control. What kind of ball pit only has two? It's a lame ball pit and, you know, it's also a great time to connect with your best friend, yes, it is.

So what we did was document the entire procedure and process of the

vasectomies

, not exactly at the same time, but in rapid succession, while we were in the same room the entire time and we brought cameras. which means mythical beasts we brought them in yeah now a warning we're not going to show any of the real four parts now during the procedure okay so this isn't like watching a medical procedure but there's a lot of talk about it . male reproductive organs because that's basically all that was being discussed in the ball pit and if that kind of conversation, a lot of those conversations make you uncomfortable or you don't want to hear that, then feel free to click, but if you like that kind of thing today is your lucky day so we invite you to join us on a vasectomy excursion let's do it right 40 minutes until the appointment whoever goes first has to take a valium well I would do it I like to go first well , I want to go first I'm not calm right now rock, paper, scissors, rock, scissors, man, I'm going first, you're going to have to watch me before you take it, you're going to have to sit there and create the internet. entertainment while they do the surgery the procedure let's not call it surgery I'm willing to do it you know if I go second I'm realizing that it drastically increases the chances of me abandoning all of this yes that's why I go first because I want to be the infertile one the infertile one, did you say no?

I did not do it. I thought I'm not going to shave for this. Oh, don't talk about my face. I'm talking. About your balls, man, oh no, he said we didn't have to, he said we wanted to shave, but the blade he gave us said: do you need to shave? I didn't read this sheet, it's time to take the rim off the bottle, it has my name on it. on that I took yours you took mine I don't think they're special we should tell the doctor hey we're rhettandlink we're here for the prosector I Oh well let me know, let me, let me know It'll be ready now okay guys first so I will ask them to undress completely and then they will put their clothes right there.

I'm sure they will put this dress with the slit towards the bottom. don't write, so you can take a seat and you can put this white curtain on your lap and I'm going to what a drink right here, oh my God, baby no, this is to sterilize the field right before you do anything. This is the field, yes, I have never seen it before, but I play on it. My dad just texted me and asked what I'm doing. I'm having a vasectomy, we'll talk later. I hate to keep you waiting. No, I'll just be. worried when he had the vasectomy he was like warnimont it swelled after the size of a grapefruit you are all ready guys I will be back soon is it too late to back out?

Yes, I would love to go first, not just be a permanent companion, oh. You already took off your underwear, yes, you won't take off mine until payment happens. This is the last time you will work properly after this, you will be like a gun they use on a movie set firing blanks. I think I'm just starting. to feel the effects I'm just a torso and I hit my arms that's all I'm hello hey hey Doc oh you're ready let's start the process doing a little preparation oh he's getting nervous it's like wow These guys are watching me with their legs

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I've already seen it twice. Actually, my accent was pre-pubescent or post-poop. No, right now, you already know. For all of you, let me guide you through all of this. We are talking about the mythical rhythms at the beginning, the preparation, as is often the case, when you do any type of project is the most important thing and people probably wonder what the purpose of this is to keep mr. happy out of the way and happy so you're giving them an instructional video so they can do this at home. This has been turned into a YouTube tutorial on how to make your own.

I was affected by full disclosure, don't do it, okay, here we go. So now I'm going to take this little razor and you might think this is going to be horrible, but these are designed for a dry shave and I'm just going to shave a little bit the size of a quarter here, just a little bit. bit, that's it, well, well, well, I feel nothing but a rough draft of everything about how I thought the lower half of my body was just another part of the universe dissociated from me, it doesn't really work once it exists exposed in the air.

I'm just going to do a little test. I'm feeling in my barren field that you've touched your balls before. It can't be different that he touches you, it's a little different. Actually, I'm not touching his balls. I'm touching a scrotum, let's get anatomically correct, yeah, did you find it yet, you little retired bird, boom, Rosco, you're going to feel a little sting there, you feel like I can't say it right, that's the idea, yeah, he just burst his balloon? it just made a little puncture in the skin, made the hole, so you make a hole and you get both sides.

I can't tell you how I do it, it's patented, that's right, so you'll feel something that you might feel a little bit more. Here we go also just for those of you darlings at home, once you get a vasectomy, there will be no difference in the amount of semen, since sperm only makes up about 5% quantitatively of what is in semen. Well, the postman will deliver the packages well. You should be delivering packages, but the packages will be empty, how did Rhett feel? You looked? No, I'm not looking, so don't look. Do you have it out right now?

It feels? Tell me. I feel like a pulling a little bit of pressure and some pressure component pulling, oh, it's going good, I feel like you're doing it to me, I already feel like I need some kind of song to sing to me, make me feel good, now I'll trim the proximal limb and That's not done, oh. I saw a little bit of a card, hold me like this, it's sticky, man, that's how we make heads. Now I'm going to cauterize your vas deferens, not only will you hear the sound of ceramic, I'm actually going to burn you.

Yes, the smell is usually the most memorable. They say you are eighty years pregnant. I feel like I'm tasting my balls. Yeah, that's right, I just realized. I've never wanted to smell your balls before. incision see the guys shooting their camera don't lock your knees guys, whatever you do I don't think it smells like marshmallows ooh marshmallows I went too far, take out the graham crackers and chocolate bars, they don't please all I can see. It's and it's a tie the darkness in the head everything is going to be okay I have to get out of here take my hand you can't stand there what did I do it was yours it would help if you just stroked its hair I think I need to touch another human.

I know this is weird, like stroking one's hair and only seeing the vasectomy, which is weirder. I've never stroked his hair like that. Describe what it feels like because I would like to know. It was like I had a yo-yo down there and I didn't know it until the doctor pulled it out like in the Duncan special. Oh, he's burning again, now he's burning the yo-yo string, finally, do we want him for posterity and fame? show people the piece of bass deferential absolutely yes this would be like a piece of al dente pasta oh it sure is yes I'm really sorry to tell you this but the party is coming to an end mmm I just saw the sausage again, okay? so I reached my quota of three, wrap this man and joke about the final result of the table.

I made it look easy, but it was pretty hard, are you okay, or something like that a little bit, but boy, I think you're all, let's see what we do. just watch what happens oh thank you doctor writes here it was exciting. He would do it again if he had four balls. Can I give you two of mine? You'll see the difference once you start, you know, oh, I'm sure I will. The thing is, you spend your whole life instinctively protecting these berries and now here I am, just spreading my legs, putting them on a tray for some guy I just met once to pet, poke, cut, burn, poke and then pat me in the back.

It's just unnatural, yes, but it's not like he's a sushi chef, he's a doctor, he's been educated in this, he's done this before, he's already done it to me and another guy today. I don't think it's, I don't think he feels me at all. anything you're still fine you're doing great you're the champion okay one more time we take the happy boy upside down to keep him out of the way have you seen him do you want me to see your sausage yeah yeah? you still have two of them, you still have two and I just you know, get away from the ground, a little pinch and a burn, um, I'm going to keep an eye on it, okay, he got over it, okay, so you'll feel a little bit a bit of that pull, you can feel it happening in a moment, this is the yo-yo part, strange feeling, can you imagine getting on a public bus, looking back and seeing this happening in the back, you turn Silly, the Rose Demerol right?

It's working, it's a demonstration, yeah, that's gross, the guy is gross, he feels like you're grabbing my testicle and pushing it into my pelvis. I am, it's interesting that one of the walls is completely outside oh oh oh yeah, this place right here is remarkable you need to stroke my hair I feel like I'm here to be stroked you need that but that makes you feel better you know oh no don't grab it I feel just a bump oh shoot now listen kids it was a kid show what they think you've been around and they put the dogs in and shaved them and that's what it would be like if we were on a bus the hum of the burning of Musgrove well actually it's the cauterization what cuts it number one yes there is this redder than blood why is it mine instead of yours? mm-hmm God bless you, another little pinch and a burn.

Wow, you sing a song. Once upon a time, he was lying with his balls out and a guy came up, he feels like he's partying. I'm just hoping to never make a baby but to make it lighter love I'm not worried about having to make a baby that's good that's good I'm just hoping I didn't make a baby I'm just hoping to make a lot of love without having a baby Oh number two man, I know cleanup time over, one more chance to get out, nothing was right, I'd say it was something because it wasn't comfortable, I mean it wasn't enjoyable, I went to sign up every day, paper cuts can be a job sometimes sometimes if you stub your toe, oh my god, and not your big toe.

I'm talking about when something gets caught on one of those middle toes, this was nothing like that, okay, because no one was holding my balls at the time, it's this, I really don't know. look at the shoulders, is this Demerol or is this on I'm an infertile monster with no risk of procreation, that's the demo, okay, turn the light down again, that's the dimmer, all good, oh man, I'm so relieved if any Maybe I'll see you again, come up. yeah well what you gotta do is watch this episode and see me every day we did it man we did it we can't have babies yeah no watches now is probably a good time to let you know this was it a joke. and you just got circumcised no, yeah, I'm done, I was ready to joke.

Now I feel closer to you. I'm happy for you. Thanks for liking, commenting and subscribing. Do you know what time it is. Hi, I'm Alec from Rexburg, Idaho and it's. It's time to spin the mythology wheel if you want to see us on our mythology tour this fall, there are only two ways to do it: the New York show or the Los Angeles show, which we've added, everything else is sold out and go on the mythology tour. Don't worry, get your tickets before they're gone forever and click on the good old mythical plus where we're going to have a candid discussion about the consequences of our surgeries.

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