we broke THE VOLCANO EVENT

oh, why the hell did Epic have to hold their

event

s so early in the morning? Today is the day the

volcano

goes crazy in November, in May, we say goodbye to leaning towers, we say goodbye to retail stores and something is happening in the loot. lake, I have no idea, but as a leading scientist in the silly scientific field I must investigate even if it's 4 am, I land in a dog house every game, this is actually a very sad day for me. I'd like some f's in the chat please. code lasers in the store im tired ok boomer used to work for epic what do we think is going to happen?

Well, now I can't say anything in case something happens, but I guess you guys will try Kevin. Kevin comes from where. Loot Lake is going to come back okay until it's about to end one minute 50 seconds until the

event

alex is our reporter at the

volcano

alex what's going on there buddy nothing very interesting is going on oh what was the HUD gone? the hud is gone oh no i can feel something creepy happening we are invincible ok right now i'm on a platform i can see tilted a little time is zero the stopwatch is zero okay come on guys i'll be on the ground here what's going on yeah, I'm ah, these are the biggest blue balls of my life, okay, the volcanoes, nothing tilted, it's not doing anything according to Elliott and um, uh, Latin, can we talk to the reporter?

Oh my god, it's a Giant, it's a giant double bomb coming back from the dead, so after sitting there for 15 minutes we decided to see if anyone else was having problems with the event starting meanwhile on Ninja Stream. Oh wait, what's that look? It's like a rock, it's a squid, yeah. Basically, for fifty percent of the people, the event didn't happen. No, I just went ninja and saw some weird things happen. They scammed us. Are you serious? We missed this event. Wow, you guys aren't going, you guys got lost like me. No, I literally don't understand how you do this.

It's a ltm. That's all. Honestly, I could give it a fortnight. Maybe I'd like to just quit Fortnite. Oh, nine seasons of this damn destruction tilted and we missed the event. Seriously, all of this stacks all the runes, figure out all of that, oh, what's going to be uninstalled? My game is uninstalling, rather, I am breaking, so now we have to witness this event through replay. In many ways it's a little more fun, so now we're forced to watch a repeat. You know, it's not the same. It is not the same as the witnesses witnessing this in person.

Oh, what's happening, oh, the vault is opening, it's opening, oh my God, this would be it. It has been incredible to have witnessed in person. I would have loved to have been in that ray of light. Oh, some cooking stuff is about to happen. Oh, you can come in. Jump, jump, cowboy woman. I want to see what happens. Oh shit, now full turns. around that's sick oh so this is inside the vault oh I get it so this is where they store all the vaulted items and you voted by pressing the item you want to return man that would have been cool to experience in person Yes, look at everyone.

Voting for the drum gun, you bastards, you don't want them to come back, why are they still coming back? go to the dark, come back to the light, yell at this guy trying to vote for airplanes like respect to you, default respect, so this would be a global vote, so all over the world the majority of people are voting for the damn drum gun they made they deployed the drum gun which is the drum gun being taken apart man this would have been amazing to have experienced in person oh my god so now we're being thrown back out of the vault, that would have been great to experience in person at home, Mary, Mother Magdalene, okay, we can be drone-free again, now look at that sacred volcano.

Oh, imagine experiencing this in person, at least with repetition, we could see it. slow motion where is it going oh no there is no retail dog house please leave the dog house oh I don't think the dog house feels that good guys no you see you can tell the Most of the retail stores are being devoured completely, this was the best event in a fortnight. story and very well we missed it this is crazy oh next one this is the tilted after nine seasons tilted it's finally warming up oh no it wasn't tilted it was uh the iceberg oh no this is the tilted oh when the volcano finally crazy, Yes, it's a quadruple meteorite tilted in nine seasons and it disappeared do you think we missed it live?

Oh, there's another one who thinks we missed all this live. I'm so heart

broke

n that I'm considering quitting Fortnite, but yeah, I got my Compatible Creative Code Tattoo tattooed on me, so I probably shouldn't quit Fortnite. Look at it, it's a molten mess, it's all over. The TTVs will no longer have a place to land. The transmitter, by the way, will spread across the map. They are coming for me. I like how the only building that always gets destroyed and tilts is the last building standing. Oh, I thought for a second that the greasy guy might have returned, but he hasn't.

Yes, you can see it's cracked. The iceberg is terrifying. Half a row of retail stores was completely devoured. Yes it is. has turned into clay oh thank god oh friend I'm so happy now that the dog house survives oh god thank you queen it's okay nothing about her return uh just for a quick meme and because I have a lot of pent up aggression let's go to a team rumble find a drum gun and just spray some kids for like five minutes that's all I wanna do I need that boost of happiness in my life well the map is so gray now this is weird you can tell something monumental happened man, That's how it would have been.

It was so epic to see it in person, look at it, it's a destroyed piece of potato, let's get a drum gun. I'm going to spray some kids for about three minutes, chew me up, that's what's going to happen. I woke up at 4:00 am. For this, yeah, the drum gun is fine, so if you don't remember, the drum gun used to be the most powerful weapon in Fortnite, like that's ridiculous, so I hope to use it again. Now I'm just going to protect myself. We are going now. spray some kids and take a look at leaning, oh my gosh take a look, could you take a look at this?

Look, the drum gun is overpowered as hell. I just sprayed that guy from 200 feet up. It's a smg. Alright. See, this is what I wanted. Did he just want to spray some kids? Oh this feels so good, this feels amazing. Okay, give me the drift board. This was not present the last time drum guns were in the game. I'm going to do some sprays like I'm a gangster from the 20's, oh, my look is tilted, this thing is cooked, okay, let's get a second drum gun, I need a second one, well tilted, you look like a destroyed piece of now , congratulations, okay, we have two drum guns, let's cheer me up. up doing some quick buzzing oh yeah here we go there's some enemies here okay yeah that feels good cheer up drum gun cheer me up yeah that's it yeah you can try see the drum gun is ridiculous , oh friend, and on a drift board it has as it has. like there's no loss of accuracy this is actually a disgusting strategy yeah you tried buddy you tried that yeah you tried buddy good job good job sliding towards me like I just beat a shotgun in 1v1, I'm a real monster, I got it, ah, come over there, you can.

Don't spray the drum gun dude, it just doesn't happen, yeah, ah, I got it, yeah, the only thing that can kill me is literally a drum gun, like that, you're done, I got the kill while flying, don't you. it made up for the event quite a bit, but it's still fun, they sprayed it bro, dry guys. Oh, I have a couple of them, honestly, like Team Rumble. I never play it, but it's a really fun way to play random. Okay, I had fun. dropped a quick 20 bomb drum gun its disgusting cant wait to hear all the people complaining about it tomorrow honestly epic how do you make so many people miss the event?

I have so much eyeliner and I couldn't even watch the event. I might still make it into a video because I know you're going to enjoy my misery, so damn, that's it, I'm done, I'm furious to quit.