We Bought Formal Wear From Amazon • Ladylike

- Let's be honest. Amazon deliveries make it feel like Christmas all year long. - Oh, I have a package! - But can our favorite online retailer give us the gift of fabulous when it really matters? - Also known as shopping for

formal

dresses. - It's Ladylike and today we will buy

formal

clothes on Amazon. - I practically only shop online. I don't like physically going to the mall. - I have definitely never

bought

a formal dress from an online website. - When I buy clothes, I buy them almost exclusively online because they don't sell me great clothes in stores. - I'm terrible at buying clothes online.

My arms are very long, my torso is very short and my legs last for days. - I always say to myself, "OMG, this is going to be so cute," and then half the things I buy just don't fit my breasts the way I want them to. - I usually prefer pants, a sports jacket, a jacket and maybe a bow tie. I usually have to go to the store, occasionally shop in the toddler section and try to find things that fit. - Buying pants is a damn nightmare. Don't even get me started on dresses because I'll find a cute tight mini dress and I'll get it and it'll be like Vaginatown, USA - In my head, Amazon is a place where you buy household items.

Amazon, formal

wear

, like the two don't really go together in my mind, so I'm a little worried. - Always read customer reviews. I am extremely skeptical of brands I don't know well. This is what happens with Amazon. It's kind of a trash can of Wild West brands. There are some quality brands there. There's also a date with an old man you haven't looked at in 10 years. - I buy books on Amazon, I buy knives on Amazon, I buy eye cream on Amazon. Amazon really doesn't know what to recommend to me. It's like do you want this fancy moisturizer or do you want this torch? - I will buy anything if it is sent to me in two days. - Our beautiful manager and lovely angel, Thesbie, is planning a team outing for us where we will go to the Magic Castle. - That?!

Shall we go to the Magic Castle? You bury the cover of this entire video. - So we're going to order formal dresses on Amazon and then

wear

them to the Magic Castle. - It's literally a castle in Hollywood, and it looks very old. There are all these magicians that do shows and you can go to this bar and there's a ghost that plays the piano. - I don't know if you know this about me, I love magic. - I would love to look like a magician. It would be very fun. I hope they think I'm one of his peers. - What we are all looking for is a formal, Hollywood vampire type look.

You can't fake that. - Okay, let's go shopping! - In addition to old dresses. - Shout out to anyone whose save list has like 200 items. That's me. - Let's put formal wear in the search bar and see what they come up with. I feel like I inherited my mother's taste, which is when it comes to formal wear, everyone dresses like they're going to a funeral. So much black. - Oh, I like this mermaid dress. They have emerald colors, just my vibe. - Oh, I like halters. They make my shoulders look nice. Ooh, should I get something with the higher slit? - I see a lot of $22, so I'll just put the prices from high to low and then we'll scroll down a little bit. - Formal dresses that cost less than $50 give me a lot of thought.

Makes me wonder what's going on with its construction. - Suit for women. Swimsuit. No. Ooh, what if they have a tuxedo romper? These are all for babies, baby tuxedo rompers. I like rompers. I think it's because they are fluid. It's hard to urinate in them. - Okay, I'm going to redo my search to say formal overalls. When I buy onesies, they either look very, very good or they just look like a baby in a onesie. This one costs 15.99. Oh, should I try to get something that's a little wet? - Yes, we never see a separation from you! - So I've decided to look for dresses that aren't cheaper than $50 because I don't want to get a dress that's like four plastic bags and there's a rat in it. - There is a dress for $3,500.

Could I get a LED wedding dress? "Be the first to review this article." Well, no, no one believed it. - I thought I was ready to buy and then I realized that some of these dresses look very different on the models on Amazon than on the people who actually

bought

the dresses and submitted photos for reviews. I just don't know what to expect. I do not like to be fooled. - So I have 1 2, 3, 4, 5 options. - I want this. I don't know if it fits my size. I don't think this suits me. - No, I don't want a swimsuit.

Maybe I'll get that onesie. There is only one review. - I think I like that one. You don't normally do this strapless, so let's try this. I usually default to using extra small sizes if they don't offer number sizes. - Yellow is really fun. What a loot! - Lots of loot. - I don't have that much juice! - Let's see if $100 to $150 gets a little easier here. - I don't know if I should wear the red dress or the apricot color. I like a little apricot, I think it will go well with my skin tone. - So we have chosen a yellow jumpsuit that has no reviews.

Realizing a little that I don't know my sizes very well. - There is no standard size chart because each brand has a different idea about what their size measurements are. - I'm not even close to finding something that excites me. So I'm going to put a pin in this, come back and find a dress later tonight. - I found a dress! I'm still a little skeptical about this dress, but maybe it's cute, we don't know. - So this dress costs $58. Hopefully, it's all it seems because it looks great on these models. - It costs 23 dollars and 99 cents.

Hopefully I have enough loot to complete it. - There are two reviews. "Note that the entire bodice is transparent" "With only two round cups to cover the chest." Let's just do it. - Added to cart. I am very excited. I can't wait to get my tuxedo suit romper that maybe will fit me. - So the dress in the color I want... It's sold out. - Alright. (dramatic music) - Why would they show it to me and it's not there? What I'm going to do is take a small size. Hopefully it fits, if not, I'll make it custom.

Let's see if Amazon can deliver. (mind-blowing music) - So tonight we're going to the Magic Castle but we haven't tried on the dresses yet. So we have to try them on. The Magic Castle has a very strict dress code. Women must wear dresses or skirts. - If they wear pants, they must not be denim and must have a jacket. Hopefully these sizes are accurate enough that we can fit them and feel like they work and we can wear them to this dress code event. - I'm getting naked! - We also don't have a curtain, so we will hide behind racks of clothes and try to film what is happening. - Wow!

It feels like I've just been handed a lifeline. Devin, you have to get out. - No. - Devin... - It's a little... - Oh. - When I received it I thought: "Wow, this looks tiny." It's too much. - Turn around, do it from behind. Well, from behind it's actually... Oh wow, I can see it, it's like... - I don't have to wear underwear with that. I thought it would be like down here. Why is this whole leg out? Will I have to pounce? The cut reaches here and my vagina is a little further to the west. - Actually, turn it down a little.

So now there are fewer gaps. - I don't think I bought these in the wrong size because I feel like they are about to slide off my chest. - I think you look very good. I mean, the material looks like a seat belt. - I'm definitely buttoned up. It's the first time I've tried on a tight dress. Where are my breasts supposed to go? Are they supposed to go here? - That's where they're supposed to go, you figured it out. - The problem is that I don't think they will stay here. My breasts are like yours, Kristen, where they both face east and west. - I opened my dress and it was like a party piñata exploded.

It came in a small package and it was like those little dinosaur sponges that you pour water on and suddenly they're like... (explosion noises) But I tried this on and it fit perfectly. I am a beautiful princess. It makes my tits look fantastic. These are the golden globes right here. This dress is like, who is she? There is a big difference between my dress and yours. - What party are we going to? - Many of the little gems keep flipping. So every once in a while I have to come by and say, "No, shiny side up." These are not real jewelry, I keep them at home.

No, I don't have jewelry. Do not steal from me. - When I was initially going to order the dress, I was going to order it in a size extra small, but they didn't have extra small, so I ordered a size small. Lo and behold, it fits me perfectly. It's actually very tight. To be honest, I probably could have used a medium. You absolutely cannot wear underwear with this dress. You just have to go with a naked body underneath, which is fine with me. I can move around, like I don't actually feel constricted at all even though it's very tight, it's very stretchy.

I like it, I never wear things that are too tight. The way I'm standing now shows how uncomfortable I feel in a tight dress. I feel like I don't want anyone to look at me. I think it looked exactly like it did in the photo and on my body. - I don't want to say make a turn because it's a bit of a creepy phrase, but like... - Oh, no! - Fred, you look really beautiful. - Thank you Cristina! - I feel like a penguin. - What's going on here? - First of all, I don't understand, how am I supposed to get into the neck? - Wait, do you need help? - When I put it on, it was clear that it was a one-piece, something like a swimsuit.

I should have known this would have been a problem before I bought it, but I wasn't thinking. I look like a magician. I don't even need to see myself, I know that. I don't think I can do this. How am I supposed to get in the hole? - Oh, it's a necklace. - Take your arms out and move them forward. - I figured it would be really easy to wear a shirt under this piece. But in reality, it's made so that you have a bare chest under one piece and it's supposed to be kind of sexy.

I do not want to do that. When I tried to wear a shirt under the jumpsuit, it was bunchy and caught on. The buttons on this garment are pretty cheap, but the good thing is that they are right where my four nipples are, so I will never forget them. - There's a lot going on in this monkey. When I sit down, it reaches my neck. - Fun! - So that's a good thing. It's like super transparent. That's what I think. It's like I've never worn such a tight, spandex bodysuit. - And pure. - And pure. - And yellow. - And bright yellow! - It's a great first for you. -When I put it on, I look like one of those little inflatable men that fly around a car dealership. - But the color looks pretty on you. - Thank you.

She would need seamless nude underwear and substantial pasties and stuff because she's... I had no idea she was going to be so skinny. Normally my clothes are tighter and a little thicker, like these bodycon dresses. And I don't want everyone to see my little striped underwear. Not tonight. - So Devin, are you going to use yours? - I'll wear mine, but I'm wearing mine with this jacket. There is simply too much potential for slippage. - And Fred, you're going to use yours. - I'm wearing mine. - Jen, are you using yours? - I'll think about it. - And you are a no? - I don't have the means to wear this dress right now. - I think that's fair. - I brought an alternate jumpsuit so I can stay in the jumpsuit universe, but that's what I'll be wearing tonight. - We are here getting ready to go to work.

Kristin is going to her debutante ball. I'm going to Kim Kardashian's birthday party. Well, we are here at the Magic Castle. All dressed. Looking elegant. - Look at my look! Oops, oops, oops. (record scratch) I'm just going to swing in this mirror. Watch these elegant ladies getting ready for a night of wonder and mystery. - Magic Castle! - Chilling! - Chilling! We are not allowed to take photos or videos while we are there, so this is the only proof that we are wearing our... Disco Ball Tits! -The magic castle was great. We arrived at the magic, we looked good.

I had some trouble because apparently my shoes weren't formal enough, but they let me in. All in all, a very fun night. - I'll tell you, walking through the magic castle, I felt a little... Exposed? I always put my jacket in front of me. It was very cold, so I was worried about feeling nippley. We also had a nice dinner. When you're wearing a tight dress and trying to eat a good meal, it feels like you're trying to put russet potatoes in a sock. - I didn't wear my overalls to go to the Magic Castle. It just wasn't the time or place. -I ended up not wearing my suit at the Magic Castle.

I guess I didn't realize what kind of material it would be. I don't know if this would even qualify as such a formal outfit. - First of all, this is very long. Every time I had to go somewhere, I had to hike up my skirts like I was one of Cinderella's evil stepsisters. Why do they walk like that? Both evil stepsisters, they like, they walk around with their butts like they've had their butts pulled out, and they're like... Also, while I was at the Magic Castle, I was like, "I'm the most dressed of everyone here." "And it's Ninot even close." - When I wore it on our team outing, I wore it with a fur shawl/coat.

That made me feel much more comfortable in the dress because it was so tight, so tight, you could see it. Every crack and crevice , that's not how I move, so I would wear the dress again, but only with a shawl of some kind If I ever need a dress that will fuck you up, I can pull this little bad boy out with some heels and a dark lip. and say... (tongue click) - This is not a bad piece of clothing, I just wanted it to be something that wasn't. We searched on Amazon for a long time for something that makes me feel comfortable and that I can. be a little more masculine and formal.

I think this speaks to how difficult it is to find convenient and affordable options if you are someone who wants to present a little more masculine: Shopping on Amazon is not the problem, this particular garment is the. problem, but I can't give it up because it was so cheap and I didn't have to go anywhere - I think you get what you pay for when it comes to Amazon. You may want to pay a little more for peace of mind. - Beautiful color, I definitely want to have more of this color, now I know. - I may be very old school, but I like to have my purchases compartmentalized.

ASOS and Zara are where I buy clothes. Amazon is where I buy electronics and cat food. So I think I might stick to that. - I would order a dress on Amazon again. Somehow, this turned out very well. This is an amazing plus size graduation option. Honestly, this is so much better than the dress I wore to my prom. - I would definitely buy a formal dress on Amazon again. Sometimes money is scarce and so is time. Like a lot of last minute events come up and if you have Amazon Prime, you can get those dresses in a jiffy. - Well, I'm going to take this off and put on something much more comfortable. (upbeat music) - We have merch! - Click here to buy it! - Spoons! - Spoons! - Spoons! - Spoons...