We Bought an EGG off the Dark Web!

It is one of the largest eggs discovered in the 21st century. What do you think this thing could have laid? Look how big this thing is there must be something amazing inside you have to help me warm it up no I'm not going to do that what about the baby? inside what's up who is it what's up guys welcome back to a new episode of Luxury Dark let's get over 100,000 likes for more new episodes so for this episode Chester found an auction site on the Dark Web where you can now bid on rare items. I'm not really sure if the stuff on this site is worth anything and I think it might be a scam but tonight we'll sit down and check it out, okay let's see what's here bro what is this?

I don't believe it. The stuff here is legit, dude, what are you talking about? Everything here is rare, it could be worth a lot of money, okay, so let's see what's worth that much. We are reading these articles here. We have the mystery car with the sharpest knife in the world. mystery egg 50 mile tunnel under New York organic clock based on life napkins used nail clippings henna 30 pounds of rat hair and the stick hurt brother click on that stick it looks great it's a stick the description of the stick Earth says that this sick man was recovered in 803 BC and is a rare type of petrified wood found in the deepest forests of Yugoslavia.

Prolonged exposure to this stick will cause excruciatingly painful headaches. Loss of bowel control is also reported by those who have been exposed. Dude, let's make an offer on this. Hey? No, you heard it's It's going to make us sick, well, let's bid like a dollar or something. I don't want this in my house, well, let's look at that egg that looks very sweet, what is that sweet? Well, wait, buddy, what kind of animal do you think put this in? I don't know bro, it's probably not even very good, so read what it says no bro, come on, no, why don't you read it?

You can read well. I will read it. This is one of the largest discovered eggs in the world. The contents of this species in the 21st century are unknown, but if you put your ear against the shell you will hear a heartbeat and it moves around some disgusting sounding embryonic fluid bro, what do you think this thing could have put in? Do you think it's like some kind of bird? like a seagull, why are you so interested in this? This is rubbish or maybe like a whale, a whale, can we just stop, watch, wait for the oven to beep?

I gotta go get the croissants, bro, no, wait, what are you doing like you are? I'm going to listen to Brown, if you're going to put something on this site, you've been in the car, but not more than 300 dollars in case it's a scam. Alright. I really don't think this is worth much. I guess I'll bet this, thanks. To be honest, I'm much more attracted to something else. There are only three minutes left. I know Parker probably won't like this, but I got an offer. This is too big an opportunity. Okay, it's been a while since then.

We've been there and I have good news: we didn't win the car, but we won the egg. I just received a text message. They left it, let's take a look, so I haven't told Parker anything about the egg yet. I'm going to see it myself here we go, what, this thing is huge, it's cold outside, I have to bring it inside, okay, so I have the egg, look how beautiful this thing is, hey, what do you have there? There's nothing, just stop, buddy. It better not be what I think is the site's egg, bro, you don't understand why you would ask for this, bro, but look how big it is, there must be something amazing inside, there's nothing there, you got ripped off. and how much did you bid on this brother not so much just help me find a way to keep it warm no I didn't want to buy it in the first place it's rubbish just leave it down here and we'll throw it away In the morning I need to make sure it's warm so it's been a bit late since the egg arrived and I just finished setting this up, as you can see, I turned on these lights and tried to build her a little nest.

I'm still worried. that this thing isn't hot enough ah, it's still cold from outside if only I could warm it up bro, what the hell are you doing? Oh, nothing, bro, I was, what the hell did you do to our basement? Wait, that egg, why would I? You bring that here, dude, you don't understand, listen, this is freezing, you have to help me warm it up, no, I'm not going to do that, why are you so obsessed with this? Listen, I want this all gone by morning, bro, no. I can't do that, what about the baby inside?

This is getting weird. Get rid of it. Wait, do not go. I need your help, okay? It's been a while since I checked the egg and I was about to go to sleep. I started hearing this strange noise. Listen. I have to check this again. What the hell? I guess those noises must have come from somewhere else. Wait. I have an idea. I think Parker was right. We have to find a different place for this. I think I'll try to sleep now. I'll film the eggs a little more in the morning. Foreigner Foreigner Foreigner laughter Foreigner Okay, now it's too late.

I've been trying to sleep, but I can't stop thinking about that egg Chester brought. I feel like I have to check why is this door open okay something came out laughter oh Parker wait why is the sister yelling do you want to get away Chester what's up who is that came out of the egg I don't know Dude, I don't want it in the house, right? what do you want me to do? We have to get rid of that. What is he doing here? What happened? Alright? Thanks brother, that old man was inside the egg all this time.

Dude, we should go check on him, that was a big jump, he could get hurt, bro, no, why would we do that? We have to do it. He thinks I'm his mom. Listen, I'll lock the doors if you go after that guy. I won't let you come back, brother, please, let's find him. Thank you, thank you, thank you everyone for watching this episode that was disturbing and I was right that that site was a scam bro, no it wasn't. I remember. Let's get to 100,000 likes next time. An episode of Luxury Dark will be released. Thank you all for watching and we'll see you next time at Luxury Dark Foreign.