We Ate High School Lunches For A Week • Re-Do

Hey guys just wanted to let you know that this episode was filmed before we started practicing social distancing but we're back and we hope you enjoy this episode give us our food it's edible but I really hate it this is a pillow with cheese that plays hooky, baby. it's against the rules oh my god hi I'm jasmine and I'm lindsay and this is a remake where we go back to

high

school

and try not to make the same mistakes twice this time we will be eating

high

school

lunches

for a

week

. a cafeteria food girl since first grade in high school, we had a full variety, like a mall cafeteria, almost if you didn't have your lunch card you would have liverwurst sandwiches and I love liverwurst liver so I would forget that card on my desk the purpose just so I can eat liver sandwiches we are entering again on buzzfeed high director alsup is a director he is going to serve us looking at us have you had problems in the past with him, not with me okay so I feel great in the last year I remember that I had danced just at lunchtime, dance, yes, it was my own physical education.

The alternative was like trying to change me and then running to the chicken ring line, sitting together with a new person, or splitting up when he didn't specify that he did. So when I would go out to lunch on campus in high school, I was on the broadcast team, so I would grab a camera and then walk out the front doors like I was about to film something and then head straight to my truck to take that slush. and it comes back wow, you know, I've heard what the kids in the Los Angeles district eat. I think we might be surprised.

My name is blunt relief. I will be a lunch lady for 27 years. I work for children and I love my job. I'm going to make a lunch for Lindsay and Jasmine for a

week

before the

lunches

aren't as healthy now I think it's healthier because I give her more things. Give us the lunch menu. Cute, do you know what cheese pillow that is? I remember reading wonderful things. we would have on our menus at school and then we would buy them and say it's a cheese pillow yes I think off campus for lunch one of those no you're not I'll see you today it's Monday we'll be serving cheese pizza maybe baby carrot juice and fruit sweet corn it's monday and it's time for lunch i'm actually starving so it's catered lunch day which means we have beautiful catered food but jasmine and i can't eat it, it looks so good there are noodles I want noodles, bring that lunch here, bring it, bring it, oh wait, I think we said, you know, wait to eat until we get to this lunch, let's do it all, that's right, yeah , and then we got to lunch and then we saw lunch.

Do you want the juice or do you want the milk? I want exactly what I have. Well, I heard we can't trade today. That's what I heard at the start of the day. Okay, yes, I have chocolate milk. I didn't get the chocolate milk. "No, my goodness, that's gummy, that's corn. I'm going to try the pizza now, it's actually good, it looks vegan, it tasted good because we were hungry. The lunch lady liked me so much that she knew I liked my bird pizza, so she would save." They gave me a slice every day of pizza that was burnt.

I went to Twitter and asked teenagers what they do during lunchtime. They said three things: one of them is eating, the second is gossiping, we have to spill the tea, do you have any? buzzfeed drama you wanna spell oh I don't have two I don't even work here full time the third thing they do is ticking yeah that doesn't surprise me wait we only have 20 minutes how do you make a ticket ? finish your lunch at the same time you are starving or full and bored. I thought 20 minutes to eat and do a full tick tock wasn't enough time and I, but you were pretty determined that it's going to happen, it's not like that. touch those carrots there is no ranch there is no possibility of agreement I have to get to our next class the first day for Tuesday we have coffee alley fries hamburgers the juice the fruit and the bread garden salad yesterday ruined my stomach a little do you think What was it like that or like the half box of Girl Scout cookies I ate hello hello director he's everywhere he really is it's a little exhausting do you want to trade?

No we can't stop, why do I always get the juice? we have to keep exactly what we have, it's strange, oh wow, that was so much bread and potato water in the form of lettuce, yes, no dressing, she said they don't like to dress, not to dress because children don't like to dress , kids don't like that kids don't I don't like dressing up is that it's like a 20 20 like oh we're hip and we only eat lettuce, no that's not half the dressing, that's pretty hip. I feel like that must be a thing because in Illinois we had handfuls of ranch, no. ranch there's no chance it's edible but I really hate it not gonna lie I was disappointed in this lunch just because of all the yellow oh yeah and you're one of those people that likes it if there's too much of a certain color yeah , Even though I'm not that healthy, huh, I just like what it was, what am I supposed to say, no, you're healthy, I thought you meant should we do something that teenagers do during lunchtime, like what I don't know.

Like tick tock, okay, you keep bringing this up, what do you want to do? I started, you know, doing a little research on the tiki talk, what are the tick tocks, the little dances, are you sure, yeah, we can't eat or dance, we have. 10 minutes we have time to learn a tic tac dance. What is she doing? She speaks here. Do you know this dance? You two should learn it. I feel more able to evaluate this lunch than I did yesterday, but I'm confused. You know, my favorite part of these two lunches so far has been the fruit.

Yes, the fruit cup is a beautiful consistent choice that you know it will be. There you can count on it like my chocolate milk, if they had chocolate milk they wouldn't change it with me, it's okay, it's true, it's true, I'll stay here all the time. I thought you guys liked hanging out with me. They're boring anyway, whatever, enjoy your lunch for Wednesday, we have taco bean dip and tortilla chips, cup of salsa and sweet corn, and that's it, give us our food, we just got the milk with chocolate again this looks delicious I'm going to put my corn on top like beautiful cheese I loved this lunch I liked this one a lot more just because it reminded me of my school lunches in Texas what this corn was like compared to Monday's corn I think it's the same corn yes I think so but it's different the only thing that really worried me was that the main part was chips.

I feel like kids might be hungrier than that and when I say kids I mean me, so I've been learning the tic tac rooms, it was really hard to follow. watching it was like a zumba class gone wrong yeah, yeah, you know, but I think I'm ready to teach the director too. Oh yeah, yeah, you guys have really been coming together. We practice tic tac, yeah, you know, at his desk, lunch is just. 20 minutes long yeah so we really needed to make use of the time in the hallway it's a very simple dance but it's a little hard to follow bring it yeah roll it up yeah roll it up roll it up and then you're here here and period and then just freestyle for Thursday we have a cheese peeler usually it's a and potatoes, celery sticks and fruit another day another lunch we can eat what's good it looks so good I'm not going to lie I'm getting really fed up Of this, what do we have?

Lindsay tells us I don't know. This is a pillow with cheese. I've never heard of a cheesy pastille in my entire life. I love it. Turns out it was a pizza bag. I got juice again. When will I have it? I'm going to buy bread with milk, I don't like these fries, yes, you don't fry them so badly. I'm not going to eat celery without anything, there's no ranch, there's no chance. I was very confused about what a cheese pillow is and I am very angry. Disappointed, it was a pillow, that's for sure, yeah, when you think of a cheese pillow, I feel like it's something easy that you can buy in bulk and it's good enough, yeah, ah, this chocolate milk hits every time, just You have 10 minutes to film the ticking, where is it?

Where is the result? Hey, oh, are you ready for a tick tock? I'm ready. I'm always ready for a tick tock. Let's do it. Everyone is looking at us. It was also in the middle of our employees' lunch, so there was everyone around you except you. you know what tick tockers you are used to, I think it was a good first take now, yes the director brought the personality of him too, yes yes he left the dance and left at the end for Friday, we have a Salisbury steak. with baby carrot dip, the bun and the fruit, I enjoy making these meals for Linsey and Jasmine, thank you for having me, today is the day Lindsay and I are supposed to sit down with someone new, but Lindsay decided to go eat. off campus and didn't the director tell me allsup and I have a pretty good relationship right now and we just filmed the tic tac, it's super cute, I'm getting really tired of eating lunches so I'm going to sneak away from someone.

She decided that she was sick and went to the subway, so what we have for lunch today is a Salisbury steak. Luckily I got my chocolate milk, which is great for playing hooky. Listen, I never got caught when I was in high school. I am an adult. I'm experienced, they're not going to catch me, sue me. There was Salisbury steak on the menu. Who does it correctly? I love Salisbury steak. Today I'm supposed to sit with a stranger. The only person I see around is the director Elsa, so I think so. to go sit with him hello sir oh hello are you available for me to sit with you? oh right, yeah, yeah, he's not eating school lunch, no, this is what I made on my George Foreman grill in my office, I got a six. inch club, I secured the bag and headed back to the office.

Now I don't want to be this person, but Lindsay left and left campus, but that's against the rules. I know it's your little ticking friend. I guess we will. I have to talk to her anyway, I bought a Salisbury steak, it was what I expected. She reminded me of my high school and my high school at Salisbury State. This was the most recognizable food to me from my childhood. How do you feel about being famous in tick-tock? I mean, I always consider myself a pretty good dancer, so it's not that surprising. Oh wow, Jasmine is having lunch with the principal.

Why is she eating with the director? This makes this much more complicated. Hey guys, oh wow, that seems like a lie, okay, listen, Alex. and I'm sorry director I call him Alex now we're famous together we're on the rise I feel like he would be fine with me alone you know getting off campus I don't know how to say this but the nurse isn't here today at that moment I just gave up I'm such a bad liar alone I wanted a break it's against the rules I needed a break there's just a lot of bread so you didn't catch me alone Just because you become friends with the director doesn't mean he can go out and start breaking the rules.

Well, can I eat this? Because I have it. No, I think you can eat it. Thanks for bringing me the sandwich. It was so nice. We're really good friends, he took a bite of my sandwich three times, three, not once, not twice, three times, it was funny, ew, just take a bite, see what you've been missing, you'll starve, that Salisbury steak didn't look like a steak, I'm a brown sauce lover, so put brown sauce on anything and you'll have me, don't abandon your friends, you've been getting chocolate milk all week, I raked it in, I guess no matter how much we complain, mainly me, from school lunches, it's a The privilege to even have one, yeah, like the fact that they fed us food that we didn't even have to prepare every day is great and honestly, everything was more nutritious than not being grateful for the food, the staff that is working. in it, thank you, add me in tick-tock, there is no ranch, there is no chance