Borat Is Looking For Love | Letterman

our next guest is the subject of a new film titled Borat Cultural Learnings of America to benefit the glorious nation of Kazakhstan. Releases November 3rd, ladies and gentlemen, here's the one and only Borat. Thank you very much for being here. Well, it's very nice to be there. Here, welcome to the show, welcome to our country, tell us a little bit about yourself, where you're from and what we really need to know. Can I ask you a question? This man looked a lot like a man named Paula. schaefer you know, you're in luck because that's paul shaffer, he's Kazakhstan's biggest star, he's fine, you can come back, sure, how about that?

Yes, January 16th is Paul Schaefer day, Porsche every day, we have a statue of him, that's nice now. tell us, tell us about yourself, let's hear something, what do we need to know about you? My name is

borat

sakdiv, journalist, I am the son of asimbala sagdiev and baltok, the rapist, my uh, I am not the only son of bulldog, the rapist   my hobbies are playing ping pong uh uh disco dancing  as I show you very well yes, that's enough ok I can't believe it he's excited to see me so my hobbies are ping pong disco dancing and   I also like to look in the photo.

I like taking pictures of women doing the bathroom yeah, now, you get it, oh no, I get it, yeah, and you're married, that's right, you have a family, my wife is dead. I'm sorry to hear that high five, she was boring, oh, I'm sorry to hear that, no problem, I have a new wife, yeah, and when I bought my wife, she was very kind, she cooked well, she was strong at the plow, huh , but after three years. When she was 15 her voice became very deep, she grew a lot of hair on her chest and it began to hang loose like a magician's sleeve.

I see, yes, it's okay, it's okay now, uh, but you, you've remarried, I understand that I'm

looking

a lot for a new wife uh if there's anyone here or out there uh I see myself with yellow hair my preference if you have some experience with plowing uh preference little or no history of mental retardation if you come to Kazakhstan I will give you two shoes and a red dress that I will remove from the corpse of my dead wife. I can see that it will be difficult to pass up a deal like that. Tell us briefly if you can.

I know it's probably impossible. Briefly, but a little about Kazakhstan. What should we know about Kazakhstan? Kazakhstan is now. a very civilized country very similar to usna, why are we laughing? I'm not sure Kazakhstan is very civilized now, especially since the recent reforms which mean that women are now allowed to travel inside the bus and also homosexuals no longer have to wear blue hats now uh i i I tell you what uh

borat

when this is funny, yeah it's really funny, I

love

you guys, yeah when we come back we'll watch a clip from your movie, yeah now you've made a movie, what have you done?

I learned about the United States while traveling around the country. I learned one thing I wish I had learned sooner: that it is now illegal to shoot Red Indians and I would like to take this opportunity once again to apologize to the staff at the Potawatomi Casino in Nevada, well let's live and learn for God's sake , yes, now we want to show my friends a clip here of America's cultural learnings to benefit the glorious nation of Kazakhstan, what are we going to see in the clip here, borat, this is it? when I was taught how to drive in your country by taking driving lessons yes I was sitting next to a driving instructor which in my country is unusual because the only time two men sit alone in a car is when they are traveling on the edge of the forest to do a bang bang bang   that would be the only time, yeah, yeah, and you say they go to the edge of the forest, not the middle, not to the edge, sure, yeah, okay, so that's what we're going to see here, what is the status.

You when we see when this was filmed when you are learning to drive I was happy to see Borat, that's right, the movie opens on November 3, well, congratulations, welcome to our country and I hope you come back and see us again, very nice. It's good to be here, David, I'm Borat, ladies and gentlemen, we'll be right back.