Ricky Gervais Gets Fishy | Animals | Universal Comedy

uh, but there's one thing that went unnoticed about what's acceptable: the siren, why is that okay? Why is this? You know what I mean? The erotic siren seduces men. She is half fish. That is bestiality. If you get excited. with a mermaid, you know what I mean? If there was a mermaid there, a lovely naked mermaid sitting on a rock, combing her hair with a fishbone, right, and she loved me and I keep walking, she was, hey, Ricky, I was good, she. I went I love the office thank you very much well done in the ba two do it right flaky if you're trying to impress me that would be fine, let's take a look uh good hair like that pretty face yeah, they're good um no what he's a fish it's a it's not it's half and don't get me wrong of all the fish in the sea type things she's the best I mean just the breast take her in front of the turbit the mom I'm not you know, but I'm not just going to fuck for Hal, but I'm sorry, cut we cut, cut, that's fine, oh dear, but now all I'm thinking about is fish puns, do you do what I don't?

I can't think of anything right, um no, what I would do is say uh, yeah, that's true, but I would still say no because she's a fish monster and if I had to if I had to sleep with a fish woman. combo, I mean, that's how I do it, I mean, you know what I mean? I said that to a friend of mine who is not a mental little boy from Reding, he's fine, he's a commission Eder at E4, right, I was having a conversation. with him I said that's the way to do it he was I wasn't what he was I have the other one would you rather fuck a big fish head with legs and he said yes I was what you're talking about there are other things you could use a mermaid and he she was getting really stressed and said oh what are you going to do jaice make her laugh?

Okay, number two, Daddy Long Legs has the strongest poison known to man, he can't administer the poison though, since he has no teeth. What's the point of that? I mean, what a bad luck I mean, if you're an atheist like me, you know, you think that thing evolved and it still exists and works anyway and that's fine, but if you believe in God, he intended it. Do that, I mean, did he start that or punish him or something? Did it go well? I ran out of things here. Got a little stringy here. A lesser bastard can't be bothered, but ours stayed put.

Come on, we can do something like this, there you go, there you go, you're a daddy long legs. I'm a what are you a long legged dad. Oh lie, I'll get it, yeah, brilliant, I'm not the most attractive creature, but you can fly, not really. I bounce a couple feet off the ground and burn into things if I find a window. I'm there for a few hours. It's not really aviation, as I would like to be honest. and these look very fragile, are you sure the kids won't take them off? No because I've given you the strongest poison known to man, really bright, so if a child comes near me, he's dead, use him wisely, they're just children oh he's dead oh I'm going to knock out his teeth oh oh H I in my big mouth oh I'm going to eat you don't need to eat you only live one day oh starfish number three I don't have a brain I don't I don't know what is going to be taken literally that these tiny DMS oh yes, those two do not have a central nervous system or if they are just other sea creatures criticizing them, it's like someone heard it.

I don't know, number four, petting a spider can cause you to go to Bal, what kind of Nutter spiders and is that a problem in the arachnid world is premature. I would have thought, you know what I mean, you touch a spider, it goes back to the nest and I go straight, why do we have? a baseball cap in fashion, no, they let you touch a human. I thought the spider would love to be a skard, wouldn't it, never, ever, the hardest. I know the toughest spider would simply never find a gay spider. Do you know what animal you know?

animals

are homosexual.

Yes, I have researched this program. Homosexuality occurs in the animal kingdom, as well as in human society. And this is what I swear. This is an absolutely real book. It is a biological exuberance. Animal homosexuality and natural diversity. By Bruce Bagam. explains the whole theory um I just want to read the reviews here the evidence is compelling and it seems like there are virtually no species that don't inhabit gay communities and there are illustrations by John megahan and I want to show you some. one of those because they're pretty amazing, can we have the first slide please, of course, I want to do this right, I haven't faked this, okay, this is absolutely real, I swear, two male maacs in mutual fellatio, I don't know why they are doing that I don't know what's in it for them I can't I have the next slide please a male squirrel monkey do a gentle display towards another male so this one goes what do you think of that? and that one goes what to lick why because we are gay we are not, look, he is raising his leg to get more Fu, can we have the next one please, oh, it's good, um, two forms of copulation between males, they are one type? of dolphin genal cleft or anal penetration up and blow hole penetration oh yeah he's him in the head what do you see what I mean now about the parts that David Amber left out? uh uh look, look at that one in the face of the Bottom, oh we We, we couldn't do it in the ass like them, could we?

No, he's in his head or nothing. I love you Dave, but I can't breathe. Oh, next slide, please, okay, this to show that it's not all male homosexuality. These are a female Olympic marot riding another woman. I can't see what either of them are getting out of this unless the one on top is using a strap-on dildo. No problem. There is no look. There is no ex. There is nothing good. Not at all. you really want to exchange and better about the same thing just nothing happens oh the last one, have one more oh well, okay, courtship.

I swear, this is real. I swear, courtship and sexual activity between female long-eared hedgehogs, oh, gliding above and Kingus below, records a