Rogelio Ramos - 35 Aniversario - Teatro Galerías - Guadalajara, México (24 - Sep - 2022)

Rogelio Ramos Rogelio we're leaving, we're leaving, good night, the applause for you because you came, we've prepared an earthquake for you, but you're already ahead of us, you're ahead of us, you're always going to miss the surprise. Two years ago, we had a pandemic prepared for you, and why not, no? Here we are on a tour of that laughter. We've been hearing it for a while now. Sir, you're having a good time here, right? Yes, I said, oh, I hope you don't leave, and the lady, because she's laughing at nothing, I hope that when you arrive, you can also see a lot so that they can infect even there even the caffeine I say to millet Hey go please Tell him what is hard for him not to leave then two years ago yes two years in 2020 we were doing a media tour and they canceled our show here That was the first shock to me They canceled many of many, all of them, no, they didn't return the money, no, but we repressed the show.

I don't know what you say, Saltillo, well, we are going to pay for this. In fact, we came and paid for the show here now, and the people, there are people who had that. I mean, if you buy the ticket there is a pandemic and throw away the ticket because it is already ending or they are lost that I don't don't believe that I don't believe that they were closed to me, even the cards, that is, the credit cards, I pay and I leave and I'll leave you there, I'm a me, I mean, yes, seriously, seriously, and I live canceling credit cards, this one, I lost my card again, it's worth it to you, you're on the boat, we're canceling, right, cancel it, and that's it, because I can't stand good morning calls, look. we talk bh you know they said I'm a comedian and I wake up after 11 in the morning damn why they talk early in the morning or they ask you who I like Well you talked to me shrimp Rosa you know around here He's talking No don't do stupid things those and then I am tied up Call What do you want What do you want Is that you want to inform him tell me quickly I owe him no bread okay look I saw the cement worker I hang up well it's that I am from that generation I am from that generation the one that we hung up and that We do it like this, look and then it's not like this anymore, how ugly it is to get old.

Well, I'm 35 years old. I'm researching. bad good and bad this the good one was that well he was almost not at home that is a huge advantage Yes because he says Hey and what does it feel like he is not with the family and I told the truth two days arrive and you leave and you have a chance to miss them but one day one day Hear a long tour and I spoke in the house and a voice well I mean I'm sorry I wasn't wrong because he spoke again Well excuse me, I don't know why I'm dialing that number and it came back wait well Well whatever His dad is me.

Oh, you bastards, he's fucking Lalo Mora, that's what he's trusting. We're not going. Well, don't scare me like this. I have a lot of time away because the voices of the kids change in a little while, and now I see young people, see how they make me envious. see Seeing young people It seems very cool to me Seeing young people, for example, this one, his son, no, because there No, I don't have to do anything, let's go, yes, he gave me a face of not sorry, sorry, how old is your son? 12, it's great that you're coming, dude, because that's cool.

And I hope you like it and that you keep coming back many times because look, I see people from the little forests of my age turning around, already in their fourth year. Vaccine if we continue with this, with this handicap, with this average age, the countries have always fallen in love with half of the Walking clientele. I'm not dying, right? I mean, it's the truth, so the 12-year-old is very good. This young man here How old are you? 15 and you can't hear you 15 What a cool guy, look at it 15 15 and 12 Almost almost together the three days anniversary you 18 Hey how good how good I think it is the first city where I have people like this so close young people of this age because well I say Obviously it is followed by people 40 and up not 33 and up and from very up very up very up up of my age and when I see men you are very young they are still not going to understand this or it is going to seem very distant to them but if she here men who are less than 35 years old more than 20 less than 35 yes there is an average here of that age As for the men, I'm going to give you a suggestion that you're not asking for, but today I come with the desire to be a generous mother because I mean, they teased me about the tremor.

But well, I wanted you to be here. Oh, welcome, the girl, so if there's anything less than 30 years old more than 20 less than 30 when you go to pee please record it no no no no no but no no Pilín sexual thing No don't record The noise that the jet makes when it falls into the water is a mother because The day is going to come, even if you don't believe it, right now you can't hear it. You can't hear it and despair sets in because it's generally in the early morning. Because if it's daytime, you're seeing, but at night, for example, I'm at a horrible age when I was the same age as these guys' names and even in their twenties they are still a beautiful thing.

A pressure rises until they grab me, that is, I'm going to start flying, I'm going to start flying and when I managed to control that animal, the animals don't necessarily have to be big or wild it can be a little animal there and when it is recorded I control that animal I wrote my name I could write and wait for me from my generation handwritten letter of the glue that is mine Palmer letter is like that cool my bank account number I arrived I didn't They're going to believe it, but I know that they think I'm the one.

I mean, they're laughing at what I say, but at that time I was able to flash light bulbs from a rebound and I remember perfectly well that I used to say that I'm just saying it's normal, and now that I have it, even though It seems like I'm 70, I'm 62, and I get up to go to the bathroom three or four times in the morning. I think I see more asleep than when I'm asleep. They give me more than I'm awake, that is, I'm awake when I can go to the bathroom. No, the bladder says no, my mother.

No, I believe that the kidneys and the bladder communicate And what time do you go to sleep? This alarm, don't worry, the last time you drank liquid was at 10 at night, we send it at 3 in the morning, yes, then I get up now and no. I get up once I'm getting up and I get up because I don't know why that is, I mean I don't know why the body says well since we get up we're going to piss suddenly no I don't see a little bit right now when sleep is taking hold we go back to it stop again because my kidneys are very weak.

I think it goes away because I've been drinking Coca-Cola all my life and they tell me it's bad and then I'm damned if someone else will come. So I get up in the night several times and I get up with the light on the phone because before I turned on the light and my wife Hey how great I say respect I also work respect what you turn on the light is considerate so I get up I imagine no you can't imagine the scene But because I want to tell you how much with the the the the The pajama pants are all watery and it looks like I'm wearing a five-mile diaper like this without a shirt with my navel hanging out that fits in an easy Aztec calendar and everything is complete like this with my cell phone in the bathroom and I'm peeing because I'm half asleep and they don't believe the young people but you can't hear the stream anymore because the porcelain arrives very forcefully like that.

Look, not if I say that it will take me a while to get them out like toothpaste, so guy I'm going to let the porcelain come to you. You can't hear it anymore and you can't see it because it's dark. and the worst thing is he doesn't feel like he's finished looking or not and I'm not my logic. He tells me you've got 45 minutes, daddy, I think he's already doing a little good at one of my daughters' house and my 6-year-old grandson is giving it a try. Spanking me, let's see, daughter, why are you hitting him?

Which one understood? I was hitting the child. I say, come, come, come, old man. Come over here because you're not hitting the child, my daughter. Dad is already six years old, he's going to turn seven and he's a big boy. And because he was watching the cartoons, he peed those pants, I'm not going to let him do it and they said, Bless God, I don't live here anymore because I don't know why that happens, or maybe I want to write my name like before, dot.com and apart. when I was young When I didn't need to lift the lid because the jet came out strong and I'm old and I don't know why my wife lifts the lid and just looks at how wet everything is Well, yes, but I don't do it on purpose because I get really upset. intention of not even salt trickle That yes double twice yes out of ill will this bastard with Chanfle now yes