Rapid Fire Jokes You'll Never See Coming. Bobby Tessel - Full Special

give me a pair of underwear and pulled out a Bounce dryer sheet. (Audience laughs) My butt was very soft. (Audience laughs) I think people who answer the phone for a living fall into a telephone routine that they're not even really aware of. Because I called my sister's office and said, Hi, can I talk to Karen? And the guy says, "And who can I say she's calling?" I told him: Tell him it's her brother Bobby. And then he said, "And what is the call about?" I said, I'm his brother. "And the reason why you would like to talk" to her? "I was like, I'm her brother. (Audience laughs) "Is there a topic for the call?" (Audience laughs) Tell her...

Tell her that. I buried mom and dad like she told me, but he dog keeps digging them up (audience laughs) "Please wait." (audience laughs) This is still the last joke (audience laughs) but thank you. So I'm going to fly to Las Vegas, not now (. audience laughs.) Guys, I prepared it like 10 times. Okay, seriously, I'm going to fly to Las Vegas... - Not right now. - Wow, you said that with so much disdain. joke (audience laughs). So I'll fly to Las Vegas... - Not now. We got it. Well, I'll do this on a perpetual loop and let's see how many times they say it. audience laughing).

When the plane lands they make this announcement, word for word they get on and say: "Don't get up until the pilot turns off the fasten seat belt sign and I looked at the guy next to me and said: Someone." he's going to get up. And he says, "No, they won't." I said: Yes, they will. He says, "I bet you 50 bucks." I say, Dude, you're on. So we're rolling, we're almost to the door. Sure enough, I got up. (audience laughing) Thank you very much. Thank you so much. I appreciate it. Thank you so much. (audience applauding)