My Morally Questionable Sister

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sister

, Britney, by the way, the intro sketch was a true story, she actually did that to me , but to be honest, looking at the whole picture, Britney was the

sister

who was nicest to me growing up. top I mean, she's 10 years older than me, so it makes sense why a 15 year old would have problems with a 5 year old.

She even gave me a nickname when I was born, precious. I would tell you what nicknames my brothers call me but I don't want to be demonetised, she was the nicest to me when I was a kid but that's probably because Brody and Braden set the bar so low, she was the only one who didn't know was hugely disappointed when I was seriously born, my brothers wanted another sister and my parents wanted it to be a surprise when Brody and Braden came to meet me and found out I was a boy, they were devastated, you think I'm joking but I have proof, look Oh my God, come here. what brother, hello, look, we, some, want to say hello, he's sleeping, guess what kind of baby he is, he's a boy, baby, he's a boy like you guys, are you surprised?

I know he is like you, he is like you, he is a child. You have a brother, you want us to try a sister, friend, this is not a sister, your sister is there. I was a disappointment from day one. Did you see how destroyed Brody was and Braden went to say hello to Britney instead of me? Excuse me, I just entered Earth from heaven. I was hoping for a warmer welcome than this look at my mom's baby announcement she sent. She is another child. What did I do to deserve this? I'm so sorry for bothering you all. much for being born anyway, let's start with a classic family story.

I had just been gifted a new big kid bike, a significant upgrade over my little fixed gear baby bike. I took her to the top of the hill near our house and lowered her down. So fast and exciting that I turned into our driveway towards our parking bay and tried to brake by pedaling backwards because that's how my little bike worked, but this was a big boy's bike, pedaling backwards did nothing, it was already too much. late. I'll be. go pee Britney's first reaction when other people get hurt is to laugh hysterically and try not to pee.

I think it's because she's become desensitized to pain from watching all those true crime documentaries. She cut off her arms. They cut off his legs. They cut off his ears. Her tongue was cut out, her nose was cut off, her eyeballs were gouged out, but despite her obsession with murder, she was very sweet to me and I will always remember her taking me to Chuck-E-Cheese and playing Deal or No Deal. together I still remember our winning strategy that's the bank no deal that's the bank no deal now let's open your case you win although she wasn't always so nice to me once when I was very young we were going to move to a new house and my little girl wanted to wear a paint cap as a hat when the paint cap fell off I would cry, Britney kept coming back to put it on my head to comfort me but it kept falling off and I kept crying so obviously she hit the paint. cap on my head mom had to shave my head to get the cap off my hair it was ruined this is my bread and butter I can't let you ruin my bread and butter friend anyway eventually Britney started dating and she brings this guy to house I was about seven years old and we were chilling on the bean bag and playing telephone games when all of a sudden the guy says it's really awkward for your little brother to be here, sorry this is my house, it's really awkward for you to be here, you fool . oh, I want an empty room so we can get to the kissing part of the night even though it's our first date.

That's very presumptuous of you, Britney, this guy is no good for you. Kick him to the curb. I didn't really say that, but. I thought about it anyway, she dumped him and then her next boyfriend was Kyle, one time he was babysitting me and I made him watch Danny Phantom with me all day. I also remember showing up at his house one time, inviting me to come in and play a game of skateboarding with him. then he gave me a toy car and that was enough for him to get my blessing to marry Britney anyway they are married now just like all my other older brothers Flash Forward I was in high school and Britney and Kyle were living in mom's basement.

One night we heard Britney and Kyle screaming downstairs and my parents gave me a half-hour lecture about how difficult marriage is. I mentioned it to them the next day and they said, "Oh, we were watching a hockey game and we were excited and I said, "Well, then I got a big lecture about nothing during this time. Britney had to stop by a car store with me in the car and she asked me if she could come in and grab some things for her car. Hi Bryson, I need you to go to the store and order flasher fluid.

I'm already out. Do you have fluid for the turn signal lights? What liquid? Fluid for turn signal lights. Someone is pulling her leg. Young. There is no such thing as flashing light fluid. pee she pranked me but then I pranked her by making a video about it and monetizing it so who really won now while they were living together mom and Britney had some arguments. I don't even remember what the arguments were about, but eventually after an argument. escalated for a while, it would get to the point where they would stop trying to resolve it and instead just try to cause as much emotional damage as possible and this was my favorite.

I was relaxing in mom's room. Britney came in and they started repeating a The argument that same day escalated and they yelled for a while, then Britney stormed off and as she did so, Mom said, Did I get upset? Don't say that while being disrespectful to any of your other children and I won't tolerate it. that was fun don't worry mom and Britney are fine now but in hindsight I would say yeah mom really got upset now it's time to talk about Britney's kids my nephews Hank Brock and Jack I love my nephews, they are great improvements.

Of The Source material anyway, I take being the favorite guy very seriously. Assemble puzzles and stuffed animals galore. I also teach them valuable life lessons. What do we do when someone is mean to us? That's right, violence. Can you say violence? Violence, well, be clever about it. also throwing rocks, biting people, pushing them down stairs, all that good stuff, okay, but seriously, I try to influence them positively in any way I can bad bad good good Uncle Bryson, are we getting paid for this? No, I'm a voice actor and Voice actors get paid no, there's no money for you, you know how I call my agent, yeah right, like you have an agent.

Dad, what's wrong, friend? He doesn't pay me, that's it, that's a lie, he, he, he's lying, he won't pay me. a fun story for each of the kids, one time I tied a laundry basket behind this little go kart we had and put Hank in it and drove him around the kitchen floor, it was a big hit, he loved it . I would do it too. I slipped from time to time, but one time I slid too hard and it was fun to explain it to Britney another time. Britney was outside her house talking to a friend.

Brock kept coming out pulling her arm and asking for her attention, but Britney kept telling him. wait inside and that she would talk to him when he was done now Brock is usually sweet but this brought out the heartburn in him that's why we called him Sour Patch Kid you sent the day you neglected me mother Britney finished talking and went inside, but the door was closed, Britney was told to open it but he just looked at her defying his authority, finally Britney climbed through the window and screamed oh you better run but Brock just stood his ground and looked at her defiantly as she approached as if to tell you that I am not afraid of you, mother, I will spare you what happened next.

Jack is just the cutest sweet pee pee ever but when I visited him I would often hug him and what really stuck with me was when I found him trying to eat a baby wipe I tried to take it off but he just stared at his hand and then to me holding the wipe tightly. I struggled against his grip as he watched Do you feel in J? I finally used both hands to open his hand why did he make a darling, make me question my strength. I love visiting and having fun with the kids, they watch my videos too and Hank has some of them memorized and he can quote them better than I can.

Hey guys, who is your favorite uncle? Brys. The other guy. If I am. best guy ever, you know what, don't get your hopes up buddy, I'm sick of you looking for compliments all the time, stop using me as a prop in your narcissistic online circus, your entire channel is just a pathetic, thirsty attempt to fill that enormous void. in your heart, but guess what, no amount of praise can fix your enormous amount of insecurity, external validation won't fix it, you have some self-awareness and go to therapy or something, you worthless little psycho, Hanks, why are you An adult needs praise from little children?

You're embarrassed friend, how to end this video. I thought Britney and I could reminisce about some of our other favorite memories together. Please enjoy. Bryson and I had very different moms growing up. I had the mother who was with me if she wanted. go anywhere was who are you going with what time are you going to come back if you haven't come back by this time then this and now my brothers can do whatever they want my mom is tired, she told me she's just tired and ready to be a father, well, I never wanted to leave, I just stayed home all the time, yeah, I only stole one thing in my life and I was about four or five years old and we went to a fabric store and there was a pumpkin with bubble gum in it.

When my mom told me she couldn't have it, we got back in the car and she looked at me in the RAR mirror with her piercing eyes while I was chewing gum, she looked at me and said Britney, what are you chewing? and I told him. gum and she says where did you get it and I told her the store we were at, she turned the car around so quickly she took me back to the store and proceeded to make me tell the cashier that I had stolen the gum and then we left and he drove to the police station next door where he got an officer to take me out of the car and he asked them what happens if you steal and the police officer said you're going to jail and my mom turned around and looked at me and pointed and He said I just stole a pack of gum from the fabric store and I thought I was going to go to jail.

Needless to say, it was the first and last time I stole anything. What if the officer arrested you on the spot? It's like I'm going to go to reform school and mom says. Wait my lesson isn't working out like I thought she's five so she actually ended up in jail. She was a nurse at the jail once I came home after a long 16 hour shift at the jail and I walk in and see Bryson sitting in the same pajamas she's been wearing all day slurping down a bowl of cereal. I look at him with disgust and ask him how much money you made today, let's say he made a lot more than me. she's not salty or anything good it was fun in conclusion Britney is my favorite sister wait I hope you like the video thanks for watching don't forget to check out the merch and while you're there send some love to everyone the incredible backgrounds. artists, storyboarders and animators on the team.

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