My Bully Brother

stay until the end of the video for a big ad hello hello is this hey my

brother

has been

bully

ing me a lot lately but i have been studying his tactics and i know how to get him back. I've set up a bucket above his door so when he walks by, whoever gets soaked, oh here he comes, hi, I'm Bryson and this is my friend now, but our relationship wasn't always like this. Braden was a total

bully

and I was the innocent victim. for our whole life that doesn't shut up anyway he told me to shut up it's my nice care anyway today I wanted to give you some of the fantastic stories of our sibling rivalry and how that blossomed into a beautiful friendship, let's start with the At the beginning , Braden had a big problem with me minding my own business.

I was just chilling in my room playing with Legos and he would come in and knock them down. He is like a beaver when he sees water. They both think someone has to put a Stop on this once we were fighting and had pillows under our shirts to protect ourselves. Braden saw this and thought, "Oh, he has a pillow under his shirt, he's immune to all attacks, so no matter how hard I hit him and then he kicked him." It fell on a stool, stuck in my unprotected back and took my breath away, okay, stop being so dramatic, you're okay, look, I'm thinking there's no reason we can't keep this little incident between us, I don't mind.

Don't tell Mom or I'll touch your neck. Everything's fine, see you later. Braden himself has told me that he didn't discover empathy until one day when he threw a pineapple at Brody's back and made him bleed. Oh well, he didn't apply empathy until recently. several years later, although even now his empathy is selective. Braden loves to push buttons. Growing up with him was a masterclass and making other people angry and upset was easy. He just wanted peace and Braden knew exactly how to break that piece, for example, for several nights. In a fight, I would be in bed.

Braden would come in and say you've had it too good for too long and then he'd hit me after I told him why and he'd say there's no reason unprovoked anyway. See you soon tomorrow night. One time we were on a family cruise and mom wanted us all to take a photo together at that moment, Braden would press the button and the annoying tendencies had infected us all, it was like a virus. Braden was bothering me, and to vent, he was bothering Brenner. a healthy

brother

Dynamic people hurt people, what can I say? I am right?

Also, Braden was an expert at making it look like it was my fault and playing innocent, so we were getting ready to take a picture and Brody and Braden decided on this. It would be the perfect time to start grabbing my butt, I obviously get angry and start pushing and trying to get them to stop while they laugh at me. Mom hears the Ruckus and of course she assumes I'm just causing trouble for no reason and says Bryson, stop. So I tried to deal with it and smile for the photo while my brothers laughed at me.

Here is a recreation of that photo. I lost on all accounts. I look super ugly because I'm trying not to squirm because they're grabbing my butt, Mom. he was mad at me and Brody and Brayden look great, they were experiencing the pure joy of a devious master plan coming together, they knew I had no options so their smiles are genuine, neither of them had ever smiled or would smile again so brilliantly for no family photo. however, Brayden and I teamed up on that same trip. I was in the shower and Brenner kept turning off the light to annoy me.

I kept warning him that I would spit water on him if he kept turning off the light, but that was it. It strengthened his resolve to annoy me, he would turn it off and then flee down the hallway again and again. I finally asked Braden to help me administer justice to Brenner and he agreed. Braden hid behind the door. Brenner came back and turned off the light, but before he could escape Braden grabbed him, do it now while I filled my mouth with water to spray Brenner. I started laughing at how funny it was going to be when he sprayed it, but the laughter made me accidentally inhale the water and it all went into my lungs. and I started coughing violently and something like maybe the stomach went oh it's coughing uh let's do a hard reset send all the contents of the stomach back once they arrived please and I threw up in the shower while my brothers they looked I should have vomited.

As for Brenner, he never would have bothered me again, but alas, here's another example of Braden's antics infecting his peers. We were in high school at the time and Braden had liked to make fun of me, however it eventually became an inside joke for us and I turned my back on him for us to do this to each other all the time while confused passersby saw that it basically became in our way of greeting each other, but one day this harmless joke went quite wrong, we were buying food at a restaurant I paid for and the lady gave me my receipt and I went to give her the thumbs up, but the habit was so deeply ingrained in me that I accidentally threw it.

Luckily her head was turned and when she turned at the last moment I changed my hands to a Pass, that was the real life equivalent of using the wrong gesture, yeah I told Braden and we laughed and made fun about each other, honestly, there's not a lot of crazy Braden stories intimidating me, it was more of an evenly distributed Slow Burn. that destroyed my sanity for years, for example, hitting me without provocation to keep me alert, stealing my things and hiding them, kicking me out of the Xbox, giving me an unplugged controller to make me think I was playing a video game and him pushing me too. strong on the rope swing so he hit me off a tree, splashed me in pools and threw the hot potato at me too hard etc., that kind of thing takes its toll when you're little, it was a vicious cycle of him irritating me too much on purpose. and I'm too sensitive and there's no rhyme or reason to his crimes, it usually happens like this, what a brute, it doesn't matter, I know his tactics, he's trying to get a reaction from me, well, he's out of luck .

I have obtained full mastery. Having said that about my emotions, I have to find a way to get him back for this later tonight. I'll set a trap in his room when he comes in. I'll hide in the closet with a water gun for soaking. him and then I'll frame it better it'll be the perfect criminal laugh while you can Braden because tonight your rain comes to an end prank John all that being said I have to include at least one good story about Braden because honestly he's a big brother and I love him very much, it was 2017 and I was about to turn 16 years old.

The Nintendo Switch was launching the next day and I asked my parents if I could get up early, stand in line at the store and buy the switch for my birthday since it would probably be sold out everywhere by the time my birthday actually came around, they said no and I went to bed disappointed; then at 5am Braden woke me up and told me that mom and dad just told me no to make it a surprise and that we were going to the store to buy it now, it was a great sibling experience and I will always have fond memories of waiting in line with Braden and play Zelda and here I am, six years later, playing the new Zelda on that same release day change I'm tired of people saying that sometimes Braden does things that are half nice and half bad, hey, leave it at that peace punks, that's my job now.

I do not pretend to be the innocent victim in all these circumstances. I push Braden's buttons. Also, like my mom taught us, it takes two to contend and I won't be one, but with me and Braden I would change it too, it takes two to contend and we will both be one. On that note, Braden avidly claims that he once threw an entire fight. sprite can on his head. I don't remember this at all, but I admit it's not completely out of character for me and one time we were in a tandem kayak together and I was deliberately paddling out of sync with him so that our paddles clanked. together right left right left do it right I'm trying sometimes I forget my lefts and rights just follow my example left right left right you're doing it wrong on purpose what are you going to do about it? let me know we're on the same boat idiot but I also do good things for him like find him a wife let me explain one time a group of families and friends from my neighborhood went on a big camping hiking trip and I was having lunch with our family friend Kira while I chatted and ate.

I told her you should go out with Braden. I don't think Brayden is really my type and I thought to myself that's not sweet and five years later I was best man at his wedding. I called him Braden owes him his marriage. as such I will name the firstborn no, the baby's name will also be Bryson the sequel will not happen, it is happening guys, here is another family love story Brody brought home a girl named Jen to meet the family, so we decided to play all a board game. together it was a secret role playing game we will call it secret bad boy anyway in the board game the good guys are trying to find out who the bad guys are and stop them to win we got our secret roles and I was the bad boy who had to keep keeping my identity secret and convincing everyone that I was a good guy, the game continued and got to the point where if I was elected Chancellor, me and the bad guys would win.

He had been playing on purpose in a way that had left Braden completely stunned. Convinced I was innocent, Mom was skeptical, but Braden defended me and elected me chancellor because he had earned his trust. The vote was approved. If Bryson is the bad guy, then we lose Bryson, you're not the bad guy, right? Braden was very angry. that I had cheated on him that he literally grabbed me threw me over the table and strangled me while I was laughing while Jen watched in horror what a great introduction to the family somehow she ignored that red flag and married Brody anyway the warnings were there , she signed I prepared for this, so that's up to her and I'm not married, talking about board games.

I only remember playing Monopoly once. All I remember is someone getting angry, grabbing the piece of metal from the plane and throwing it like a ninja star out of anger which missed and got stuck. The wall is good too, could have put someone's eye out. I don't remember who went through that, but I know in my heart it was Braden anyway. As Braden and I grew up, we became best friends. The brothers are that crazy. You spend your whole life. fighting each other and then one day they're both like he's my best friend all the time Braden has become a great man and I love him like a brother wait anyway even though Brayden tried to kill me in a game of table, we still love them and we play them together all the time with the family, to the point that Braden came to me one night and said we should make a card game that would be much easier said than done, but I'm not so sure of that and the next morning he sends me a big document full of all his ideas for the game, honestly I didn't expect me to like it but after he presented it I realized it had the seed of something great and I was sold .

We spent the next few months writing the rules of the game, testing balance, and brainstorming. Creating prototypes and spending nights together drawing our ideas on paper cards has been very difficult and has taken several months to get to this point, but it is also very rewarding, so without further ado, I would like to introduce you to piling a hammer on the hands. Nations card game in which you accumulate the most hams, steal hams from others and protect what you have. It's been a labor of love for me, Braden, and the entire family, but we love the process so much that we're making our own family board. gaming company, we already have two more board game ideas we've been testing and two more promising ideas coming up, so if you'd like to support our family business while having fun with your own family, head over to Kickstarter to support and play. hog the hams today this is a game that I truly believe in, we really put our hearts and souls into this and get the whole family involved, we sincerely hope it is a blast for you and your family because it sure was a blast. for me and mine, so click the link below to learn more about hoarding the hams.

Supporting the game will help us bring more card and board games to your family in the future. Thanks for looking, there you go, little ham. I will keep you. nice and safe and no one ever uh, looking for this, go to a fool, not so fast, face it, man, you lost. I wouldn't count your hands before they invent a trap, no, and I still have an ace up my sleeve, no. Back now on Kickstarter Hi guys, thanks for watching, please consider supporting our Kickstarter and share it with people who may be interested because the more backers there are, the more ambitious goals will be reached and this will make the final product higher.quality for everyone.

Here is a review of the game hoard the hams is the best card game in the history of the five star universe. That review was written by me and I am very trustworthy, so check it out thanks to my amazing team, my amazing family and you, my amazing fans. It's not a one-man show and I'm so grateful for the overwhelming amount of support from all of you, thank you and goodbye.