Trump’s Best People Think He’s THE WORST, Donald Rages Over Transgender Day & MyPillow Mike's Wife

Jimmy, I'm the host of the show, thank you for watching, thank you for braving the horrors of Hollywood Boulevard to be here, please relax, we have so much to do, we have so many important stories to cover, starting with the 38th annual list of Forbes billionaires. Forbes yesterday published a list of all the billionaires in the world, there are 265 new ones, including Magic Johnson and Taylor Swift, they are billionaires who are now making their first appearance. I guess Taylor Swift's Maga boy is doing great uh she's worth an estimated $1.1 billion and probably has another billion on the way this month she's got a lot of money instead of going to Travis games uh she's just going to pay them to play in your yard next year Donald Trump is listed as having a net worth of $2.3 billion no Applause, well someone is going to flog himself with a Forbes magazine tonight, I'll tell you that Joe B and our president and leader of the multi-tentacled Biden crime family is only worth a measly $10 million, which he doesn't care about, he's busy right now working on the moon the White House ordered NASA to create a time standard for the moon they call it time coordinated lunar would be recognized internationally this sounds like a fake project that Trump would have given to Mike Pence to keep them busy Mike, you are in charge of all the lunar clocks, okay, I wonder if they have saving time in the moonlight .

I'm angry resetting the clocks on your lunar microwaves twice a year here on Earth there were presidential primaries in four states yesterday Biden and Trump won the dance but Trump somehow Nikki Haley's ghost continues to plague Trump like a boat no digested Haley won 133% of the Republican vote in New York, more than 20% of Republicans in Wisconsin did not vote for Trump, but not only is he still the favorite. According to a new Wall Street Journal poll, Trump leads Biden in Arizona, Georgia, Michigan, Nevada, North Carolina and Pennsylvania, all important states, which gives me a headache, how can this be?

I mean, he doesn't even lead in a poll of

people

who worked for him. His own former vice president said that I cannot consciously support Donald Trump. This is what you should pay attention to. He's paying attention to his former ex-lawyer. Michael Cohen says Donald is an idiot. His former Secretary of Defense, Mark Esper, said I don't

think

he's fit for the job. Another former Secretary of Defense said that he is the first president in my lifetime who is not trying to unite the American

people

, but is trying to divide us. Former chief of staff John Kelly said Trump has nothing but contempt for our democratic institutions, our Constitution and the rule of law.

His former Attorney General Bill Bar suggested that Trump should not be near the Oval Office. Former Secretary of State Rex Tillerson said his understanding of American and global history is really limited. Can we get some music to speed this up because there are more ex-Homeland Security? An adviser said he showed an absence of leadership. Another former national security adviser said foreign leaders

think

he's a laughing fool. His former communications director called him the domestic terrorist of the 21st century. His former press secretary said: I'm terrified he's running in 2024. The former National Security Advisor is an absolute disgrace.

Former White House help is the gravest threat we will face to our democracy. In our life. The potentially American story and his former sexual partner on a golf trip said he has a character similar to Mario's mushroom. I mean, we need to heal everything. the

best

people think he's the

worst

, you know, yesterday we found out that Trump is suing the co-founders of his media and technology group, the guys who created Truth Social. I guess he had some free time between the 75 other lawsuits he's involved in and these are the guys he's suing Andy Latinsky and Wes Moss, former The Apprentice contestants who look like Eric and Don's porn doubles Jr, but this is classic Trump, you know he can make billions of dollars from this deal, billions, but it's not enough. gotta have the other guy's money too greedy mcguy was in green bay last night, uh, where he was fueling red hat hysteria of the week, what the hell was biden thinking when he declared easter sunday as transvisibility day, but the

transgender

Bad Boo Boo Boo of Of course, President Biden did not declare Easter Sunday a day of

transgender

visibility, it has been on the calendar since 2009 on March 31, it has nothing to do with the Office of the President, but no let the truth stop you from continuing with such a total lack of respect for Christians and November 5th will be called something else, you know, it will be called Christian Visibility Day, when Christians come in numbers that no one has seen before Let's call it Christian visibility day, yes, finally it is a Christian holiday that we can celebrate.

I love that he is somehow the Christian candidate that he made him out to be. Not only does Trump not go to church, he didn't even go to church on Easter Sunday, the Bidens went to an Easter vigil on Saturday night, which, if you've ever been, is boring, it's a really gotta You have to love the Lord to go to one of those while the Bidens read the Bible. Trump was selling them, it's almost too much, and of course no Trump rally would be complete without a look back at the election that got away. uh, sidelined by a wonderful election, it wasn't so wonderful, remember at 10:00 everyone calls me and says congratulations sir, the most important people, congratulations, I said yes, but you know these people are cheaters, but I don't like to accept anything yet. and then at 3:02 in the morning a lot of things happened yeah, I bet that's why Melania has her own bathroom.

It's 3:02 in the morning. The incidents were a big night in Wisconsin, there were even celebrities in the crowd. the legendary Mike Lindell and Mrs. Lell Mrs. Lell is a great guy, a fantastic guy with a beautiful new

wife

, congratulations, hey, look at that couple, they are a beautiful couple, beautiful couple from the first day we got the White House from the hands of corrupt Joe Biden. She got the Get out of there quick, huh, there's a new Mrs. Mike Lindell, how did I not know? Why wasn't I invited to this wedding? Who is marrying Mike Lindell?

Now that the pillow money is gone, she must really love him more than me. I think so, but what Mike Lindell may lack in funds right now he more than makes up for in enthusiasm. Mike Lindell, you gave a, you got the audience going with your speech, tell us what you said, yeah, look, yeah, look at this. Hello everyone, let's go. promo code War Room War Room py hey, yeah, say hello to the crazed walrus, everyone who is. I hope you save some of that energy for the honeymoon. You couldn't even say Trump, you couldn't say election and then you couldn't even say ior mton. hydroxy florquin you couldn't criticize Co I mean hey I thought I was going to get Shadow banned from Facebook but all my friends were watching it they just wouldn't like anything I put on there I'm not going oh poor Mike even people who like it.

He no longer likes him and then, while Mr. Lindell laughed offstage, HE Hannity treated us to a surprise visit from another unique and charming Mike, here now with more former heavyweight champion, the one and only Mike Tyson. Good to see you, my friend, what's up? Up, Sean, that's a program. I would see those two. It's a fun duo. Okay, let's go out to Hollywood Boulevard because it's time to play. Which one doesn't belong? This is all we worked hard on that logo, so there's our announcer. Lou, how are you Lou, how are you? I'm fine, Jimmy, great.

I feel like we're really getting to know each other, but Lou, this isn't about you. I know you would agree that it's about the people we see these people being. a family this is all except one person in this group one person in the group is a stranger who doesn't know the other people in the group at all it's that right that's right and my job is to find out who it is A stranger is using my Batman style detective skills, your job is to try to fool me and I will try to find out which person is not in this family.

Let's see, we have Ariana, we have Jorge, we have Adelia, we have Moisés and Alicia. let me see everyone's faces to see if I have any kind of family resemblance, start with uh, yes, Ariana, now go to Jorge and Jorge, and it's okay, Adilia, they all look very sad, this is not a happy family, where are you? Santa Cita guys, okay, okay, I'm going to put you two together, uh, deia, stand next to Ariana, would you, oh, well, that's interesting, isn't it? You didn't know which one was Ariana. Okay, oh, that means one of these two at the end, okay, I'm going to say, oh boy, I usually don't guess that quickly.

Hey, look, she's a guy in an RV, okay, okay, I'm going to say that, let me take a look at them again. real quick, I'm going CU, you know how seriously I take this. I'm going to say adilia, are you part of this family? No, I'm not part of this, you're not, I knew, very proud of myself, what happened. to your family Adelia, did the guy in the RV take them from you? What are you? You got lost on Hollywood Boulevard. We can help you? Adilia, you didn't do anything that looked like a gummy bear. Are you OK?

What do we do? we have for this uh this blue group uh good for the family we have an exbox oh great what about adilia and for adilia we have a box of Kleenex oh okay, yes, that's it I'm so sorry, adilia, okay, let's bring another one family? thanks for playing uh what do we call this game again? Which one of them doesn't belong? I should probably quit now because I know I'm really ahead of the game. Always, Jimmy, always thank you. Okay, let's go. Back to Hollywood Boulevard, oh we have a new group gathered, okay Lou, tell me what you know about these people, they're a family except for one of them, okay, okay, okay, well let's look at their faces, yeah, start with uh Sierra. okay and uh Stacy uhhuh Kylie Wendall Jasmine and Selita okay, okay uh Stacy, your eyes are a different color than everyone else's Stacy, does your family have pets?

Yes, we do what pets you have. We have three dogs. Okay, which one of the children? gets top marks everyone Stacy are you part of this family yes I am are you oh are you positive? 100% okay, okay, okay, back to the drawing board, let's see, okay, Wendell, yeah, what's your

wife

's mother's maiden name? I had a couple of drinks here on the Strip, there, Jimmy, so I'm surprised I responded so well to my own name. Now I hope I'm wrong because you're in a lot of trouble, Wendell, Wendell, right? I'm not part of this family, you're not okay Lou, what do we have?

Good for the family. We have dinner for five at Muso and Franks and for the imposter a sleeve of crackers. Thank you, thank you family. Okay, there you are. Wow, I know what we accomplished, but thanks for playing B.