Stair Sherpa: So Politicians Can Avoid a Costly Slip | The Daily Show

You know, we laugh a lot on this

show

making fun of

politicians

, but I have a lot of respect for them. It's hard to live your entire life in the public eye where you're brutally judged for every little verbal mistake or pregnant lover, but maybe. Nothing is more embarrassing for a politician than falling and now the Biden campaign is making sure it doesn't happen to him again. After too many falls, the Biden administration is doing everything it can to protect the president and we're not talking about that. Secret Service Chairman Biden is rocking some new sneakers that apparently offer maximum support — meaning they're designed to give Joey even more stability after a series of embarrassing stumbles and the fact that he had to climb the

stair

s from big kid to Air Force One to meet the little kid

stair

s in the back when your candidate has to wear the equivalent of orthopedic shoes because the staff is worried he'll fall on his face. you know you need to change the narrative quickly.

Fox knows that all of its viewers are Biden's age. The right thing doesn't seem like the best strategy for your own audience, which is why I never make fun of the beautiful and charismatic big cock. Geniuses, I'm right. God forbid. Fox News existed when FDR was president. I guess Frankie needs a chair to move around in and what's with that blank space? Thank you, thank you, but the good news for Team Biden is that they don't need to worry anymore thanks to a new service that will make falls down the stairs a thing of the past.

Are you a politician afraid of falling down stairs, afraid of going viral for a clip of you eating stairs, worried that every step could turn you into a human Slinky, well, worry no more thanks to Stair Sherpa, a new service for professionals who They want a shape with no gaps to get up and down, there is nothing shameful about this, it's easy every time you come across a staircase in public, just hop on the Stair Sherpa app and request a stocky man in your area. Minutes later you'll be on your way, take it from these satisfied Stair Sharpa customers.

Able to focus on the issues that matter to me as an official of Him, kill him without leaving evidence. My opponent nicknamed me Tom Petty because every time he walked up the stairs he was free. The jokes dropped on him now the only reason he calls me Tom Petty is because I. kind of look like Tom Petty, thanks to D Shera, best of all with our premium service, you can choose how our Giant Oaks transport you. Options include carrying the born baby, riding on daddy's shoulder, ERS, the Dirty Dancing lift and the vertical 69, thanks to St Shera. you want your constituents to know you're wearing stair

sherpa

no problem your Mountain man can wear a blue jumpsuit to buy photos easily your secret is safe with us let's be honest falling down the stairs could be the end of your political career, but thank you a Ladder Sherpa I have just been elected president Ladder Sherpa takes a step towards the future.

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