The Engagement - SNL

THEN WE'RE ON THE BEACH AND HARRISON KNEELS AND SAYS, MARRY ME. AW, WELL, I CALL HIM. I TOTALLY CALLED HIM. WELL, CONGRATULATIONS GUYS. AND HARRISON, IT'S NICE TO FINALLY MEET YOU. THANK YOU, BRAD. AM I SAYING RIGHT? LACE? YES. THERE'S NO OTHER WAY TO SAY BRAD. GOOD. Now Aubrey, I have a little question for you if you'll follow me in the kitchen. OH, NO. DO NOT GO. DON'T GO, DON'T GO. I THINK I KNOW WHAT THIS IS ABOUT. BRIDESMAID! DUDE, HARRISON, VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS WEDDING. YES, DEFINITELY. I THINK I MADE A MISTAKE. WHAT IS THAT?

OH, NO, NO, NO. IT'S NO BIG DEAL. I shouldn't have proposed to you, Brad. YOU SEE, OUR DOG DIED AND I WANTED TO FIX IT. OH. MAYBE THERE IS SOMEONE ELSE YOU CAN TELL ABOUT THIS. I HAVE NOBODY ELSE TO TELL, BRAD. ALL MY FRIENDS ARE YOUR FRIENDS. PLEASE HELP ME, BRAD. GOOD. I WAS RIGHT. I AM A BRIDE'S LADY! AND, BRAD, THAT MEANS YOU'RE IN THE WEDDING PARTY. AWESOME. IT'S GOING TO BE A MAGICAL DAY. RIGHT, BRAD? TOTALLY. Honey, did you say we had to start soon? DID YOU LEAVE THE AC ON OR SOMETHING? NO.

IS THERE CHAMPAGNE IN THIS HOUSE? WE NEED TO CELEBRATE. GOOD. YEAH. FOLLOW ME. OH, NO. SO, DO YOU SEE THAT JOJO SIWA CHANGED HER LOOK OF HER? I DON'T KNOW WHO IT IS. I continue driving to the airport, sit in the car and watch the planes fly by. YOU KNOW, HARRISON, MAYBE YOU SHOULD TELL A THERAPIST THIS. MY THERAPIST HAS DEMENTIA DURING COVID. I STILL MEET HIM BECAUSE I FEEL BAD, BUT IT'S LIKE TALKING TO A COCONUT. YOU HAVE TO HELP ME, BRAD. GOOD. WELL. AUBREY IS TRYING TO CONVINCE ME FOR A DESTINATION WEDDING. I'M JUST SAYING THAT CAPRI IS BEAUTIFUL.

YES. OR YOU COULD STOP PLANNING. WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT, BRAD? YES, BRAD, WHY? I'M JUST SAYING, YOU KNOW YOU SHOULD ENJOY THE COMMITMENT, TAKE YOUR TIME, SEE IF IT FEELS GOOD BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT BLOCKED? WELL, WE'RE LOCKED IN, WE'RE ENGAGED. DOES COMMITMENT MEAN NOTHING TO YOU, BRAD? WELL, IN THE EYES OF THE LAW, YOU COULD STILL WALK AWAY, NO PROBLEM. MM-HMM. GOOD. Mmm I am sorry. EXCUSE ME? GOOD PAST, BRAD. Liz, wait. I'M COMING. GREAT. NOW YOU GOT ME IN TROUBLE. I'M GOING OUT TONIGHT. WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? I FOUND A GUY IN GROUPON WHO CAN DO FACIAL RECONSTRUCTION.

IN A GROUP? YES. I'M GOING TO GET IT. AND I AM GOING TO START A NEW LIFE IN ISTANBUL. NOW I NEED YOU TO MEET ME THERE WITH $12,000 CASH. I AM NOT PART OF THIS. YOU ARE THE MAIN PART OF THIS, BRAD. I DON'T KNOW YOU AT ALL! GOOD. WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING HERE? LIZ, HARRISON DOESN'T WANT TO MARRY YOU, AND HE'S KEEP TALKING ABOUT IT, AND IT'S MAKING ME VERY COMFORTABLE. WHAT? What are you saying, BRAD? HARRISON, IS THAT TRUE? DO NOT YOU WANT TO MARRY ME? HONESTLY, LIZ, I'VE BEEN HAVING THOUGHT. I'M AFRAID.

WELL, EVERYONE HAS DOUBTS BEFORE GETTING MARRIED. IT'S JUST COLD FEET. I mean, even I have doubts. Do you do it? YES. THAT MAKES ME FEEL MUCH BETTER. Oh my god, I'm sorry, Liz. THIS IS GOOD. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU TOO. YOU KNOW I DO. And, Brad, I'm sorry if I said something that made you uncomfortable. YES. HE DID EVERYTHING. GOOD. NOW I THINK WE ALL could use a real drink. YEAH? DEFINITELY. ABSOLUTELY. Harrison, I'm so glad everything turned out well. I DIDN'T MEAN A WORD. SEE YOU IN Türkiye. GOODBYE, BRAD. YOU ARE MY BEST FRIEND.