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welcome, welcome one and all to The Late Show I'm your host, man, it's a big day, you can feel the excitement, everyone knows it's a big day here in New York because it's primary day, that's why all people in New York wear stickers that say I forgot, of course, I knew it was primary day since I read it on the teleprompter this year, the election is simply a sideshow to Donald Trump's legal problems and yesterday had a lot of them, the judge expanded the gag order in the Trump secret money case makes sense because to me the order is going to think about Trump and then to silence now specifically specifically the judge expanded the order to stop Trump from attacking members of his family because last week Trump went after the judge's daughter in Truth on

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media and received a lot of criticism for this despicable personal attack, so he paused, listened to his critics and launched another attack against the judge's daughter , this time with photos, firstly, what tool, secondly, how do you think this is going to end somehow?

Helping out in his case is like a baseball player walking up to home plate hitting the umpire in the balls with his bat and then saying that his son is next. The prosecutor and the judge are still fair targets for Trump, but the New Order now covers their families challenge accepted listen people judge Merchant's very overrated dog was seen digging in the trash like a dog many people also say his cat Mr. Mustache He speaks a familiar language that one has heard of before. He is clearly a secret agent of President Meow so I didn't even know he spoke Chinese.

In expanding the order, the judge cited recent attacks against his daughter and rejected Mr. Trump's arguments that some remarks were central political speech. Yes, Donald Trump wants us to believe that attacking people's family members is somehow a core political narrative. speech but we know that's not why JFK never said this don't ask what your country can do for you ask why your mom is so fat yeah no idea no one plays the dozens like JFK incredible move on to a civil fraud case yesterday Trump presented a bail of $175 million to be able to appeal his sentence of $454 million.

He's been looking for weeks for someone to come up with the cash and finally found a company that took on KN Specialty Insurance, run by its president and a scared four-year-old boy with CEO Don hanky hanky is somewhat famous for taking risky bets. in the world of insurance. He is known as the king of subprime auto loans. Yes, he is now the king, but one day the throne will return to his rightful heir. Lord floppy noodle hanky. Come on, Lord, Hanky ​​Hanky, explained why he put up the money, saying that I heard he needed a loan and this is what we do.

Yes, this is what they do. You know, his catchphrase was rejected by Banky. Don't be so irritable, call me. Don Hanky, you will say why, thanks Don, good luck with the Spanky porn star case, which is pretty close between the 175 million that Trump contributed in this case and the 91 million in the egene Carol Case. Trump somehow still posted a lot less money. this week of what he lost on Wall Street because Truth Social reportedly just lost $4 billion in value in one week. What a drop, yeah, I'm actually surprised Truth Social had value. The slowdown occurred after Truth Social posted a $58 million loss in 2023.

Coincidentally, Trump has. I just announced the release of the $58 million Kid Rock ba wi ba bang D bang Bible. It has the Old Testament, the New Testament, the Dec

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tion of Independence, and Kid Rock's family recipe for meth. It's not b wob b b clever B Bob W, okay, it's not getting. much better at any time this morning, shares open at $48, representing a 39% drop from the

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's high of 7,938 on March 26. Truly a historic failure, no one has seen such a big loss since the Trump Taj Mahal Trump Plaza Hotel Trump Stakes Trump. Trump University Airlines and Trump coma Eric, of course, total loss, total cancellation, total, can't get insurance right now, of course, Trump has another way to get some money off the vacuum cleaner.

He put his cronies in charge of the RNC, including his daughter-in-law. and a 50-foot woman holding a giant novelty check Lara Trump Not only is Lara a bad fundraiser, she's also a terrible musician. Last year she released a cover of Tom Petty's I Wo n't Back Down that reached number one on Billboard's Hot 100. ways to torture Tom Petty's ghost well last week Lara released a new single obviously this is just bait to get people like me to talk about her singing career on TV and I refuse to miss the opportunity come on Jim, okay, that's enough, okay, Jim because go ahead I think I'm ready to jump now uh contrary to the will of God and the Geneva Convention uh there's more to talk to that girl in the Pegasus in this hurricane life you still have to spread your wings and fly let me see If I understand correctly, the girl is riding a Pegasus in a hurricane and she also has her own wings that she will use to fly off the Pegasus and then jump, it's that kind of crystal clear metaphor that is found in a song that is credited to four lyricists, one for writing the song, the other three for finding out what time the bank opens so they can run and cash their checks.

That song is titled. Everything is possible and you know it is true. Everything is possible, for example, it is possible to have. a voice that not even autotune can fix. Lara's song may be difficult, but she at least had brilliant marketing because she released the new music on the same days. Beyond say so sad, so sad that I was promised she released country music on the same day as country music. was strangled to death There is hope for anyone in Mar Lago forced to listen to that song because yesterday the Florida Supreme Court approved a ballot measure to legalize recreational marijuana, that's right.

Florida Floridians who are there tonight Florida could soon have legal marijuana and that's why I want to issue a public service announcement for Floridians Your Florida I know smoking Reath Dubes can be a cool signal and Jazz, but before we legalize the marijuana, I just hope you're prepared to spend a lot of time laughing with your friends. I'm fine, Florida may be getting high, but the Germans beat them to it because yesterday recreational cannabis became legal in Germany. Good for them, but you know, maybe they should have done it sooner. Imagine how the world would have been better if they had done it in the 1930s.

V Could The Annex to the Sudan Lands or V Could Just Blitz Create Cinnabon. This measure now makes Germany the largest country in the EU to legalize the possession of marijuana. Personally, this is great for them, but I feel bad for Amsterdam, until now they were the marijuana dealers of Europe. go over to his house pretend like you care about the canals oh it's like a road but it's wet yeah and then just say look man I've been here for an hour can you give me that weed the germans mentioned on the news at midnight? On Monday, with thousands of people lighting celebratory joints at the Brandenburg Gate, it is the first time that it has not been terrifying to see a large group of Germans gather to burn Health Minister Carl Laach also celebrated the new law by saying that cannabis consumption already existed yesterday.

It's getting out of the taboo zone, of course, the taboo zone, also Berlin's number one nightclub for group sex and angular dancing, let's do the Dan, so yeah, yeah, yeah, let's do the disco, yeah , yeah, yeah, you guys have never been in the taboo zone, okay? down, knock on the little door, oh, in the biblical plague, news, scientists predict that this spring, billions of

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will descend on the US in the largest appearance of insects in centuries, it is an almost unprecedented event in the entomological history or, as a billion SAS would say, wow, sound guys.

Love me this year will have even more bugs than ever because the cycles of 13- and 17-year-old cicada broods will overlap why cycles for that amount of time specifically well, researchers suggest that periodical

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are less likely to be killed by predators that are two or three years old. life cycles by emerging in these prime years to which math teachers everywhere said: I guess prime numbers aren't so boring after all, what's your favorite class? Now there is still recess, okay as far as the wear and tear of everything, while the two Generations will span parts of 17.

The states will overlap and a small portion of Illinois around Chicago is a phenomenon known as the bugs. We have a great show for you tonight. My guests are Today's Show Savannah Guthrie and actor Tim Blake Nelson, but when we get back you won't believe it. The hottest youth trend returns