Fallout 4 is great and I'm tired of pretending it's not

Fallout 4 is a game in which you must experience the daily struggles of living in Boston, such as the severe housing shortage, inclement weather, and the New England Patriots, developed by game studios Bethesda immediately after the success of Fallout 3 7 years before. I hope we don't have to wait 7 years for Fallout 5 Fallout 4 features many gameplay innovations, such as tolerable post-apocalyptic Minecraft graphics and a dedicated sarcasm button, but wait, there's more: the map is bigger, the weapons They are bigger and the hats are even bigger. the plot is bigger because Bethesda couldn't choose between repeating the plot of Fallout 3 or repeating the plot of New Vegas.

You will repeat both at the same time as you brave the harsh destruction of taxachusetts in a rescue mission / qu in search of revenge while recreating the plots of Taken and John Wick simultaneously, you will meet various factions. Each of which will employ you as a hitman and/or exterminator and it's up to you to decide who will claim and rebuild all these Dunkin Donuts for themselves, but it doesn't matter. Whoever you choose, the physical task of rebuilding will fall solely to you and yourself alone because the radiation has melted everyone's brains to the point that they have forgotten how to cement a wall, mix cement, or drive a nail.

You must operate a full-service design building. Construction company, meaning you can design and build your own settlements in the Wasteland until you realize they're functionally useless and store all your unused companions in your bachelor pad at the gas station, talk about decrepit old infrastructure . Fallout 4 pushes Bethesda's creation engine to its limits by finally inventing the correct reverse shot. No longer do all the conversations take place while NPCs wait for you to take their mug shot, but that's not the only improvement because now you can execute the game without having to install 14 stability mods, of course the game speed is still tied to the frame rate, which was fine when I was running this on my old boox 1000, but when I upgraded my PC because Todd told me I had to have the character models move faster than the voice lines they were transmitting, meaning the last syllable of each line is cut off like the final episode of The Sopranos, but despite all that, before continuing, I want to clarify a point.

I'm a Fallout 4 apologist and I won't apologize. This is my favorite Fallout game, maybe even my favorite Fallout game of all time, it's definitely better than those first two games and before any of you so-called Fallout fans start making death threats in the comments because they don't understand the concept of irony, all I can say is that they aren't that good. I'm a fan and I can prove it mathematically, plus you're not here for my soft brain, you're here for the Taco Bell sound effect, but if you think I'm going to review this game with my usual low level.

Eyebrow comedy and broken green screen edits, you're right, though, know that any criticism I make, any criticism I make, I take the fists I shake, it all comes from a place of genuine love and affection, the kind of love and affection you have for a 15. year old incontinent dog, so buckle up those Pit Boys, throw away those pipe guns, and rev those fryers while we park the car in Harvard Yard in Fallout 4, welcome to Boston, where Every day God flips a coin to decide which season it will be heads. For Summer Tales, for Winter, and in turn for Nuclear Winter, we play as Johnny Fallout, war criminal and international bad boy, or his wife, a lawyer who I can only assume he met at his trial. .

We have an animatronic doll that we pretend is a human child for tax purposes, but now we must face the ultimate consequences of runaway consumer capitalism good morning vault technology call I don't care who the IRS sends I'm not paying taxes, no sir, I am here to tell you that the consequences dildo rarely comes and I am here to sell you protection if you are the condom salesman you are 9 months late no sir I am here to sell you and your family protection from the consequences of capitalism runaway consumerist sounds ironic, no sir, you and your family will have a place in Vault 111, speaking of which you should probably head over, we're expecting a second sunrise in a few minutes, huh, that's strange, it's awfully orange today.

We head to Vault 111, where the elevators are. designed to maximize drama at the expense of my retina, don't worry about a thing, we're really chill, you're in for a

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experience here, hopefully you won't feel like we're turning our backs on you, warm up your crap. Samurai balls, it's cold. You are still flying, just let her hug the child. Okay, I don't blame the victim, but what did you think was going to happen? Go to sleep on your back. Samurai, okay, now wake up the samurai after being frozen and sent to In the future, like Squidward's testicles, we come out of the tutorial hole as Soul Survivor not only from the freezer aisle but from the entire United States, but if we accept the Call to Adventure 44 caliber, we'll need to gather supplies and I hope some of these 200 year old guns are still working now that we've been let loose in the Commonwealth.

We can discover and explore many interesting and unique places, starting with our own home. Welcome to Sanctuary Hills, where our prefabricated house with no vapor barrier has managed to survive a nuclear shock wave in 200 years of acid rain, possibly because it is still being cared for by your hired servant robot, cogsworth, who is not a slave because I used a different word, cogsworth, have you been cleaning this town? for 200 years yes sir I have, so why does it still look like I'm going back to work? If I have to clean the house, I'll need you to pick up bleach at the hardware store in Concord.

Try not to drink it on the way. Back on our way to find lye to drink we came across a pure bread German Shepherd for some reason, what's up? Boy, you say little Timmy's in trouble. What is this about an island? Welcome to Concord, the birthplace of the American Revolution and also grape jelly and in that same revolutionary spirit, the Liberty Museum is under siege by some patriots exercising their second amendment rights by attempting to shoot the building, but this guy is dressed like an idiot, so he must be an important character, hey, grab that laser musket and come help me.

This looks worse than what made Shinzo use a Futurama joke. We fought our way through the Raiders. Just call me Christmas with the Stooges. I don't know who you are, but your timing is impeccable. Why are they hiding in the attic of a museum about the American Revolution? Is this supposed to be a metaphor? My name is Preston Garvey. I'm here to bring back those good old-fashioned values ​​we used to rely on. You see, I'm a tiny man and I can't take back the above advice, of course you can, history is cyclical, don't you remember that war never changes?

A little bit from the introduction, that's not meant to be a good thing, aren't you a war criminal? No, I'm just a man who enjoys good execution. a week ago we were 20 yesterday we were 10 now there's only five left hm sounds like a skill issue after facilitating the second Boston Massac Preston makes us an offer that sure could use someone like you doing all our renovations for us. I'll mark it on your map, no, children's settlement building, it sucks, get your ass to Diamond City, why should I do that? I'm going to be honest with you for a second, kid, I'm high like this, now you have to single- Single-handedly rebuild your old subdivision if you want to advance Minen's quest line, that means you have to act as a carpenter, electrician, and defense contractor ;

However, due to strict HOA guidelines, any and all new construction must match the existing character of the neighborhood, which in this case it does. be irradiated rubble hey guys big beak the builder here and in today's episode of this old shack we're going to hang some lights on the door and I usually like building settlements but it's frustrating when I'm trying to keep up with my loading schedule in a It's a tight 3 months and we have to spend several dozen hours playing Bob the Builder in the corner of the map and we don't exactly have time to mess around, so let's do like George Bush and leave out nation building altogether favor more senseless imperial violence. and if there's a group that can help me with that it's the Brotherhood of Steel, welcome to the city of Cambridge, instead of being populated by nepo babies trying to trick Taurus into rubbing the urine statue, we found a military patrol from the Brotherhood of Steel about to be invaded by a ruthless group of 12 radiation victims thanks for helping us, that was really close, oh yeah man that was really close, not like you were in a giant steel exoskeleton or something, oh my god, just take the damn compliment.

Here we met Brotherhood Palet and danced. Power armor stays on during sex. We help you get a lab so you can call home. Hopefully, nothing major will happen because of this. During this Mission, we are forced to confront the common sense of a shadowy organization called The Institute. and by confront I mean incinerate, today you showed balls of Real Steel, especially how you were willing to sacrifice me to kill your enemies, so I would like to invite you to join the Brotherhood of Steel. What is the Brotherhood of Steel? Three guys who can't stand it. in a building I wouldn't join you if you came to town on a giant airship.

I'll classify it as perhaps talking about political dissidence. As we approach Diamond City, we encounter a woman demanding to speak to McDonald's manager, Mayor MC chees what. Some kind of McDonald's has a message, Piper, I've come all this way with your sensational gossip, how dare you post that I'm secretly a synth insider because you're a synth geek? That's a good argument, Piper, why don't you back it up? with a source, my source is that I made up Piper last time, there is no Institute and it doesn't exist since I'm trying to find my son, well then you want Detective Sy who lives alone. off Main Street I'm going to become the joker welcome to Diamond City, the largest city in the Commonwealth in some way because every city in Bethesda has a theme, the theme of this city is that Bethesda couldn't get the rights to the image of the Red Sox, accordingly. any mention of them has been ruined and Fenway has been transformed into a generic baseball stadium even though half the city dresses as umpires, no one even knows what baseball is except Mo Cronin who thinks it was some guy of blood sport that actually would have been fun. watch Diamond City is home to several important public services, such as the radio station, the robot bar, the waspy bar, the meat bar and the Russian bar, the Russian bar What is this still the land of opportunity?

What is the rest of the world like? Those people. They are still immigrating here there is also a security department extensively trained in de-escalation they are also not allowed to help with missing persons cases by order of the mayor because there has been no political impact from this if we want to find our son there is only one man with whom we can turn to Detective Nick Valentine, but first we have to find him. Detective Valentine has gone missing investigating Skinny Balon's hideout for a kidnapped girl, and by investigating I simply mean walking into a mob bar and asking what crime they committed to free Nick. enter the practical joke that is the Boston Subway Transit System, we infiltrate the Crime Vault and by infiltrate I mean raid the place like Judge Dread, thank goodness these people self-identify as gangsters or else , they turn off the body cameras and shoot first, ask questions. and the use of force could never be considered excessive, we didn't even know for sure if Nick was here let alone if he was in trouble, as far as we know his secretary was just trying to get rid of us because luckily she had a hangover in her back part. for us and our criminal responsibility, Nick is not only here, not only is he falsely imprisoned, but he is also ready to unleash righteous justice on these sinners, except, of course, for the only person truly responsible, skinny Malone.

Damn, Nikki, you come into my house and kill all my guys. and it cost me my girl, yeah, but he was trapped in your basement, so that's all justifiable homicide. Oh well, okay. So, back at Nick's office in Diamond City, we were immediately hired as a detective due to our excessive use of force and off we went. Through our case with Nick, he is a prototype synth with the memories of a pre-war detective, so what was he like?this guy and what racial minority was he a part of? He was white, actually, white as Hispanic, what kind of police did you say?

Again we simply answered the question: he was Caucasian and bald, while there is only one bald man in the entire game, let's rob his house. It turns out that John Harvey Kellogg lived in Diamond City with a child and no one had any questions about it after a while. The light breaks through and we find the Kellogg's yogurt enema chamber. What was the chair for? Did you sit there and look at the wall? Hey kid, can you use scent to find Kellogg not Kellogg, not the flight log? The dog meeting takes us to the Battle Creek sanitarium, where Kellogg guides us through a series of audio lectures on eugenics, well, if he's not the toughest man in the town of Taxachusetts, don't be alarmed, we were the stars of the previous game where it was really

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, we swear I suddenly regret not having gone dancing.

Accepting his offer in Diamond City, we return to Nick's office to discuss what to do now that we've killed our most promising potential client. You didn't grab any part of his brain while you were there, did you? Well, luckily. I know someone who can help us. Welcome to Good Neighbor. The theme of this city is crime, it's just crime, but like The Vibes, aside from the mayor stabbing a guy in broad daylight, this neighborhood is more political than the whitest gated community in South Africa. This crime slum exists as a high-tech laboratory where people can relive their cherished memories of scavenging through the rubble of the Commonwealth (I guess it makes their backs hurt less or something).

Using the suicide pods from Fallout 3 we can make Flatline ourselves so we can communicate with Kellog in the afterlife you are about to embark on a journey through the human brain welcome to Kellogg's frozen brain flakes using Nick as a host we travel to through what was left of Kellogg's precious childhood memories after we sent a nuclear bomb on an Express trip through his skull, that's when We found out that Kellogg had a difficult childhood, yeah, no, I didn't think Someone who kidnapped babies for a living would fit in well. We learn that between murders, Kell was living in Diamond City with young Sheldon at the request of the institute to entice us to kill him.

I also learned that the Institute has a teleporter. Well, now that you've seen that Cal had a difficult childhood, don't you feel bad about killing him even a little? But he was a person, if anything, I feel a little better. If you want to kill someone else now, you should get out of here, head south, maybe you'll find what you're looking for there, welcome to the shining sea during the Great War. Massachusetts became so irradiated that the map itself developed a tumor and now we need to braid this shattered landscape in search of a nerd named Virgil, fortunately for us the Bas Staters are not affected by any kind of winter, not even nuclear winter. , it's not that cold, guys, if anything, it's strangely hot, this is probably healthier than swimming in the Charles.

Deep within this radioactive wasteland there are many hidden secrets to discover, including the strangest thing in a Bethesda game, a settlement where no one needs anything. Adam's sons send us to talk to a former Institute scientist named Virgil who has been transformed into a super mutant through what I can only assume was a funny lab accident. To get into the Institute, you'll need at least a 2100 SAT score, a 3.98 GPA, and an essay about how you overcame adversity. What kind of adversity could you kill a Terminator if? We want to enter the Institute we will have to get our extracurricular activities by tearing a chip from the head of a corser a Blade Runner Institute What are you doing here?

I'm about to take a trip through the human brain that now We have the chip, but if we want to enter the Institute we will have to decode it. Welcome to Old North Church, headquarters of the railroad, because why have your secret headquarters in any building when you can have it in a historic location with a giant Red Line leading right to the front door. The Railroad is a post-apocalyptic civil rights organization, except unlike the Followers of the Apocalypse, who wanted to help everyone in the post-nuclear Wasteland, the Railroad Camps, a small army dedicated to freeing synths from their media work, it is like.

If Amnesty International sent a division of Navy SEALs but only used them to steal people's roombas, we seek to free the synth from its slavery because no one else will, it's literally the apocalypse outside, most people spend their days fighting against zombies and orcs. I don't. I'm surprised they aren't stepping up for Synth Liberation, how did they get into our base? They even knew our secret password, you know there's a line all over the city that leads right here, also what secret password is just your name, what was the password too. It's hard to remember those released from the railroad since the Institute erases their memories and sends them out of state, which is like lobotomizing an injured dolphin and releasing it into a nuclear test site, but considering how familiar they are with the inside of the synth heads, they are the only ones who can recover the teleporter Corser ship telemetry thanks for the data wait before you go do you want to join the railroad?

It's nothing fantastic, let's get to your first task now that I'm forced to continue the railroad's quest line against me. Should we help Deacon infiltrate the local Dunkin Donuts to recover a weapon that doesn't look completely ridiculous? Below The Donut Shop is an old railroad base that was raided by the Institute, but now their base is more secure because they have a password. to raid people's underground bunkers, it's time to give the Institute a UN reverse card. Hi Sturis, I'm sorry to keep you away from all your important work, but I need you to build a teleporter.

Well, the boys and I haven't made any progress putting this T back together, but yeah, I can sure help you build a teleporter. Why does Stur simply know how to build a teleporter out of aluminum cans and a dog, but he doesn't know how to use a hammer? Good luck finding your son. General, I always knew you were. a family man, if I do it, no one gets my stuff, none of you deserve it, my molecules, welcome to the Institute, where you spend your time 3D printing an endless stream of whores in an attempt to create the next generation of vtuber what they have become.

They turn their back on humanity and the people who live in the Wasteland are little more than barbarians to them, very similar to The Enclave in Fallout 3, but unlike The Enclave, their plane is not the superficial machinations of the villainous Captain Planet, in fact, his plane is so complicated that no one, not the player character, not the Institute staff, not even the director seem to know what it is, but we find a boy trapped in a glass chamber. Oh, this is what the dog meat was talking about? It's me. I'm Sean, hi Sean. I'm a dad, I was raised by the institute and now I'm its leader, okay?

What about human-like robots? Please tell me this isn't some weird sex thing. Do you want to join the Institute? Well, I have some concerns. To pretend you said yes, you should go see the place since we're moving forward. We will get to know the different departments of the institute, such as Bioscience. What happens to gorillas? It's the institute's plan to return to the monkeys. They are a surprise tool that will help us later, the Blade Runner division, what job do these have? Since they are mainly engaged in tasks like sweeping the floor and fixing some pipes, and what part of that mandate requires them to have human emotions and advanced physics that we encounter. worst obstetrician on the east coast, what exactly are you a doctor of?

I'm a doctor and I mind your own business, that's what. Well, dad, now that you know everyone, how about we play ball? I'd love to, son, okay, here's the location. of a synth that you need to capture for me I'll mark it on your map Hi guys, I'm my big beak entertainment and today we'll be running some errands for our son, which in this case means enforcing the Fugitive Slave Act, of course we can. Always take a page straight from dad's playbook and go out and buy a pack of cigarettes and never come back. Every Bethesda game has a point in the main story where you just stop caring and start going off topic, and for me that's right here. so this is a good time to introduce you to the other faction's questline, starting with the vegans.

The railway continues to live up to its name as it transports us from one mission to the next, such as searching for missions, delivering packages, jobs, and running. messages oh my god, I have become a postman, of course, if we don't want to join the railroad, we can always sign up for the Brotherhood of Steel. Are you ready to reach higher than ever in your life? Welcome to the nightmarish hard-hitting rotation that is Fallout 4 Brotherhood of Steel again with those child soldiers. I see Brotherhood of Steel as an authoritarian, militaristic medieval gaming session dedicated to shooting and looting pre-war technology on the airship.

He was introduced to Elder Arthur Maxon. We met him previously in Fallout 3, where he was a child soldier who was benched for accidentally shooting Sarah Lions, but now that he's finished what he started, he controls the Brotherhood of Steel on the east coast if the haircut and the talk about exterminating abominations. doesn't reveal it the Brotherhood of Steel has officially crossed the YouTube demonetization event horizon I guess this is why Fox made me die in Fallout 3. It's always fun to live long enough to see yourself become the villain I heard right . things things about you Soldier and I'm looking for a special soldier part monk part hitman part pest control specialist go to hell excellent here's your next task now that the whole gang is here we can choose which faction will finally conquer the nation of the Red Sox, TRUE? be the racist the racist the racists or the progressive racist because I am a YouTube shill.

I let my subscribers decide and apparently they want me to support Presto's Gravity Minute because my subscribers love to see me suffer, but the joke's on you. I was fully prepared to manipulate the vote to achieve this result I'm not a fair-weather fighter I'm Preston strong a soldier Ironically I love the Minutemen I love these guys I love their stupid hats I love the overall aesthetic this is how men would dress if the society will lead Us, the kids and I, on the path to not paying our taxes. Fallout 4 has many excellent, meaningful, and well-regarded faction questlines, but we won't be doing any of them thanks to some true patriots after being promoted to General faster than Jargar.

Banks, we sell our souls to the devil in exchange for becoming real estate developers. Hello guys, it's me, general, big greetings and welcome guys. Rock militia to expand our burgeoning real estate portfolio. Now I must rebuild the minimen by becoming an access door. -door Hitman, fortunately for me and my limited skills, no one has a problem with a solution more complicated than going to the next place and smoking whatever I find living there. This is the equivalent of Joe Biden working like his man from Oran, except his local man from Oran. He has more political legitimacy than I do.

Hey Preston, when are we going to have elections? Look, damn, it's an election, there must be some mistake. I'm supposed to rebuild America, plant corn despite the game that frames the Minutemen as the second American Revolution. It seems that I have somehow constructed a highly factionalized military dictatorship maintained exclusively by myself. Oops, I accidentally made up Yugoslavia. It's all the violence of the American Revolution without any of the idealism that, by the way, these people cannot be trusted to self-govern. when you can't even trust them with the most basic construction project. Damn, you live like this now that we have five farmers on our side, we need a decrepit old crab infested flooded well with a bunch of holes in the wall, that hole is the castle. a fort that is so outdated that the Chinese didn't even bother to nuke it, is so outdated that it was taken over by crabs, but using several farmers and several more nukes, we are finally able to free the Crusty Crab, this also gives us the possibility of using artillery. whose power is equaled only by its drawback.

I can throw a smoke grenade that drops a bomb after a minute and a half or I can cut out the middleman and throw a real grenade, but there's something about being in that makes you want to. To cause danger, close an artillery attack on your own position and die gloriously as a hero ofthe Soviet Union or you can return to your war criminal Roots, the faction quest lines continue in Bunker Hill The Institute reaches where the railroad moves 4 The pennies of a safe house here go a long way, no, the railroad later tasks his entire Elite Infantry Division to protect the sense and the Brotherhood shows up, so it was an absolute disaster, yeah, I've had some pretty disturbing reports that you let the Since you want to explain that to me dad, why did you program them to to feel scared?

I've been asking that for a while and the fact that no one has answered me is quite worrying. I thought we could be a normal family. I thought. I could unfreeze you and if you survived you could kill my enemies and harvest my stuff, but you have to go around asking why roombas are afraid, you still don't answer the question, you're in deep Junior, I'm 60, well. I'm 200 years old, so it seems we're at a stalemate, you and the teleporter you traveled on. I still love you, son, see you at Christmas. Hey guys, big peak entertainment here and welcome to Tower Defense 4 of balloons for no narrative reason that I can discern. except being a DI Sean has ordered the Institute to eliminate the menen but despite having a teleporter they still don't have the element of surprise and I can install as many turrets as I want to repel them, we found a way to enter the Institute through an old pipe , a pipe that doesn't sound very safe, how did they miss that one?

Well, to get to it, you have to swim in the Charles. Now that, for some reason, we have come into conflict with the Institute, we must infiltrate the player. basement and unplugged the console once and for all, broke into the bioscience lab and became combatants in the Gay Chimpanzee War, given how eager these apes were to tear me limb from limb, I can only conclude that the Gay Chimp War primates evolve too quickly, this is not an animal. cruelty this is a preemptive strike it's over Sean I killed your gorillas the monkey business is over gorillas are apes idiot Sorry, we've come to this hello I'm sorry, we've come to this I'm dad because completing the minent mission requires soft blocking The other faction quest lines, the Brotherhood of Steel, have been placed in a state of Lun narrative limbo where their airship is just flying over Logan Airport for basically no reason.

Isn't that the point of the Fallout series? If war doesn't change, men must change and all that. I think we should limit ourselves to one first nuclear puff a day, man, this game is missing a fourth act. Fallout act, this would have been a fantastic opportunity to create a fourth act with DLC like they did for Fallout 3. Fallout 4 actually has the most DLC of any Fallout game with seven four that matter and two that anyone really cares about, but let's start with automatron in automatron we must join forces with a killer robot to kill an army of killer robots while creating our own army of killer robots.

I also gave the mechanist serrated legs. is launching robots all over the Commonwealth and we have to stop them, so we infiltrate the Mechanist's layer, sure enough we find out that the Mechanist is actually a girl, well that's fine then, even though the Mechanist is a person fundamentally good, she was created accidentally. an army of robots bent on violence and destruction like Taylor Swift, then the final terminal doesn't work so I can't finish the main mission. They placed the terminal high enough to activate, but too low to walk on. I feel like the developer. has been trying to Edgeme since 2016.

I had to go to the console and activate noclip like a dirty criminal, but the real item in the Automatron Pros column isn't the story, it's the ability to send an army of Sentry Bots to secure the roads. Assigning them as provision provides more strategic control over the Commonwealth than the entire Minen questline, but if you thought this DLC was good, wait until you see what Bethesda is cooking up next. What is this piece? Well, guys, you can stop cooking. who broke into Bethesda and did this, you guys don't have to do something this good in Far Harbor, you have to find a missing person because apparently that's the only inciting incident Bethesda knows how to write, but if I go on a detective mission with my boy Nick, everyone needs to dress like Kenji Nikano has asked the Valentine Detective Agency to investigate the disappearance of his daughter Kumi.

She is not there as a common-law partner. Partners Nick and I are going on a couple's retreat to a lovely breakfast on the coast of Maine. Welcome to Lejos, port, a city at the end of nowhere. Besieged by a combination of giant salamanders, extreme humidity, and the most corrosive threat of all evangelicals. Kumi has gone to a synth commune in the center of the island called aadia, run by Nick's long-lost brother. Dima throughout the base game, Nick has been struggling with who he is without Nick Valentine's original memories and it turns out he's a real Deo will say the most malicious thing and then just go AB, but who am I to even judge Dima's name? drop the railway?

You don't believe him, the railroad, you mean the guys who scare s into erasing their personalities in a misguided attempt to keep them safe, but who am I to judge? Kumi is convinced it's a synthesizer, well we can figure that out right now, ah, Bethesda, hey. we have a synth called Kassum Nano, no, well the railroad probably wouldn't have killed and replaced the real Kumi, so she must not be a synth, you're not a synth, that's what I'll never know for sure what you are. you are not in the records, there is a paper trail. Kumi says she won't go home because there is something suspicious here.

Adam's kids are renting Dea's old apartment and he's worried they might find her stash of incriminating memories, so she assigns us to pretend to be her. one of Adam's faithful and infiltrates the church, welcome to the core, aka the most disgusting place I've ever seen, holy nobody in the Fallout Universe showers, but these extra guys don't shower and, instead, they spend their days submerged in radioactive urine water. I even put it in their light bulbs. I can smell this place. Children of Atam, the time has come to sit here and wait for someone else to solve all our problems.

Up to this point, the DLC has been pretty good, but we're still Bethesda. We are talking and no Bethesda game would be complete with at least one mission, so to unlock Dima's memories we have to play Tower Defense through Minecraft. Here we learned that Dimma killed the original leader of Far Harbor and replaced her with a synth she just created. just as bad as the Institute, except this time we can follow the thread of logic that would lead him to do this, we can convince him to turn himself in immediately. Courier 6 gr didn't even let him go all the way on his Knees, so all the townspeople you've helped during the game defend you and agree not to attack Acadia.

We could do it or we could let Dimma launch another assassination and replace the plan for the children of Adam's leader, the Great Confessor your honestly. Things between the kids and the city aren't even that bad if Dima turns himself in, that's the end of the quest line, they're not even really behind each other, all their faction quests are completely unrelated, but if you want follow Dima's plan. you can kill tectus or you can tell him to get lost and pray that Atomy never decides to come back and destroy this extremely fragile piece. Fortunately, 1,000 hours of settlement construction have made me a professional Freemason.

Atam has demanded that we make peace with the people. from Far Harbor atam also says that the back wall in the basement is his favorite wall and you should never tear it down or change it in any way, no matter what ending you choose for Far Harbor, you will feel like scum and that's great, but as long as you don't you play through, it will end on the optimistic note of Kumi returning to her parents as the Fallout fanbase complains that Bethesda was never able to develop a good Fallout game. This is the game you can slap.

Let's face it, it's a shame they didn't retain any lessons. Remember how vault technicians built vaults to run all kinds of crazy and unethical experiments? Have you ever wanted to build your own well? Then you should play

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shelter, but if you wanted to. To do it in Minecraft, I have the $5 Fallout for DLC for you. In the Vault Technology Workshop, we can once again participate in a vault experiment, except this time we will be the perpetrators. This one is bad, the experiments aren't even good. or funny, also every time you place something in the vault it removes a little bit of the navmesh so that NPCs don't walk on it, but because all the cells inside share the same navmesh every time you place something in this huge inner cell you're slowly breaking their game Bethesda was running an experiment on us the whole time they played us like a damn fiddle talking about sick twisted experiments it's time to talk about n world do you remember the beginning of the video where I said I like Fallout 4 well? that included all of DLC 2, even the ones that have no value, even the one that directly breaks your game up to this point.

The world is probably one of the most tedious things I've ever had to play. I was afraid I'd end up in Far Harbor because I knew I'd have to play this next, but it's time to go to world n for some reason because a guy we met told us he doesn't even look like looking for a missing person, he's like me. shot get on the train When we arrive we find ourselves trapped in Joker's Fun House this is not really a problem, but in the end we have to fight a guy who invented an Arena bumper car that makes him immune to nuclear weapons, the only thing that can defeat him is a water gun and also nuclear weapons for some reason.

The world operates under the same rules as Santa Claus and killing the previous boss makes us the new boss. Yeah, I can't imagine the president causing any problems. Hi guys. It's me, big beak entertainment and welcome to the world Nuka, now that I am the owner of the least dangerous part of fun in the world, we will shake hands with danger as we meet the three meat gangs that run the park, the brothers of fraternity dressed like them. We are at an educational festival. The operators are a normal gang who really want to make money and the disciples are the less homicidal amusement park employees.

I feel like I'm getting hepatitis just standing here now that you're the top boss of this Raider Triple Alliance. do all their work for them if I'm the top boss why can't I send literally anyone to do all this? This is a top down organization, you gotta lead by example boss, now you better get to work conquering those other central parks. The world has five districts Kitty Kingdom, Soda World, Dry Rock Gulch, Safari Adventure, and Galactic Zone, three of them are literally just busy jobs, but two are actually kind of interesting. In Safari Adventure, you can help Sito, a man raised by gorillas, because for some reason Bethesda.

We already had the character model, we will also need to face Oswald the Scandalous and his army of demons. Oswald is a child wizard who adapted to the apocalypse by acquiring real magical powers. At first I thought this was just for show, but he does it when no one is looking, so it's just magic. Whoever created the world was obviously not the same one who made Far Harbor sacred. Far Harbor could have been his own game. Nuk World shouldn't even have been a side quest chain if Far Harbor embodied all the best qualities. of Fallout 4 n World embodies the worst qualities 90% of the quests are tedious busy work, there is no discernible theme or story and, apart from Cedo and Oswald, there are literally no interesting characters in this entire DLC and honestly, these guys aren't even that good.

Of these Raider characters have some Nuance character development or even some interesting idea driving them, at least Caesar would spend 30 minutes talking tough about Hegelian dialectics, it's almost like they did this in response to a bunch of complaints that You couldn't be completely evil in Fallout 4 like that was the problem, so they added this $10 slice of nothing so these players could act out their sadistic fantasies in a video game instead of in their high school. I won't say it's never cathartic to be a jerk. in an environment where there are no consequences, but if I play this for the story, at least I hope for some catharsis in the story, this DLC is very shameless to go back to the main story with the miner questline turning your settlements into Cash like JG Wentworth provides absolutely no story about this, but if you are a loved one who has been rejected by the world, you have aresource to embrace your inner Canadian and single-handedly liberate the city through extreme violence and if you really want to have a good time press the quick save button activate God mode grab your Merv launcher and make your game look like one of my videos can I be honest with you for a second?

I don't understand people who passionately hate this game who like Fallout 4 you've lost all credibility damn you thought I had credibility me the two can funny man whose most famous video is me complaining about Charlie Brown the writing is simplistic yes, any criticism you can make against this game is valid, yes, it's the synthetic gorillas that are the stupidest. Something I've seen before, yes, but I'm assuming not because you can open the door and see them literally turn into gorillas, but why is Fallout 4 my favorite Fallout game? I don't know at all. There is something ineffable about Fallout 4 for me. and if I ever use the phrase Bethesda magic ironically, I want you to shoot me in the face with a gun, but there's something about this game that I can't put my finger on, maybe it's the characters, maybe it's the setting, maybe it's just me. like the new.

England Vibes I fully recognize the game's flaws, the weak villain for one, but also Fallout 4 really needed a fourth act. I just dug a new radioactive crater in the middle of the city and scattered hundreds of mad scientists across the Commonwealth. This decision should have some pushback some response some consequences Fallout 4 is a collection of big ideas that don't interact with each other in any meaningful way it's disjointed and gives the game an almost improvisational quality it doesn't rise above its tropes and gives as Resulting in a product that is no greater than the sum of its parts in Fallout 3, you could go through the main story without even absorbing it.

New Vegas used faction conflict to create branching outcomes that players had to actively choose by prioritizing the quest lines of whichever faction they were supporting. Fallout 4 has similar missions where you have to choose which faction to support, but the entirety of New Vegas, every mission, every character, every interaction, was built around the main story of the conflict between the Legion, CR and the house, I can't think. of a quest that somehow doesn't inform the players' view of that conflict and those factions in Fallout 4. I'm not sure I can tell you what most of these factions are actually doing here.

I can guess what they are about, but it's weird. To see the literal impact they have on the world, I guess there's something to be said for subtlety, as good as the New Vegas story is: it's as subtle as a brick through a window. The characters will simply tell you their life story and their moral philosophy. Man, like they're lining up for Ted Talk Fallout 4 makes you work a little harder, but when you start putting in the effort and learning how the characters connect in the story, you'll be like, oh, it wouldn't be like that. Great if you start to see all the missed opportunities.

Fallout 4 really is a game of missed opportunities, like going to the Institute and discovering that Mayor McCheese is actually a synth. Wouldn't it be great to tell Piper and see her reaction? Yes. Overall, Fallout 4 is not a bad game, not even a bad Fallout game, all the pieces are really great and touching single player. They just didn't finish it here. I will also say that playing without mods again feels like a drag race. a penny bike, that's why when Fanboys say modders will fix Starfield with a straight face, I believe them. I can't think of another business that has benefited as much from Free Labor as it has from the plantation economy.

I guess it's a good thing modders like to do it. but when I pay $60 for a video game I don't like it to be with the understanding that I'll have to download 20 nudity mods later because Jimmy the Pervert is patching the rest of the story, but maybe I'm giving Bethesda too much credit after all , it would be disingenuous to suggest that this isn't the game they wanted to make, and it's unfair of me to pretend that Fallout 4 is the game I imagine it will be. I just wish they would take that last step of curiosity to ask why these people are here oh god please like and subscribe please I want that plaque so much here's the deal if half the people who come to the end of this. thing, subscribe, I can get it.

Anyway, I can only post something once every 3 months, so it's not like I'm going to spam your subscribe feed, but anyway, that's a recap of the Fallout Trilogy, a weird thing that started with three and ended up with four, but I guess Bethesda only lists these things, however, I feel like I thought about making a video about Fallout 76, but I'm worried that I won't understand it if I don't play Fallouts 5 to 75 first and as it seems. as if we weren't going to have Fallout 5 before the heat death of the Universe. I originally wanted my next video to be on Starfield, but as a favor to Bethesda I wanted them to release at least some DLC before giving it a deck. but it turns out Obsidian already made Starfield, except they called it the Outer Worlds, so the next video will be about that, but first a very special surprise for a very special cohort of my subscribers, talk about very special subscribers.

I now have a patreon where you can give me money in exchange you'll get access to monthly updates for backers on what the hell I've been up to, as well as early access to videos, including access so early it might as well be exclusive content. I'm currently torturing myself by reviewing every Disney Channel Original Movie ever made, but since that video is on the same production schedule as Fallout 5, I'm doing it segment by segment on the Patreon feed. With all that said, I want to give a very special thank you to Chad's funding clique. this exercise and futility and a very special thank you to all the taxpayers who support me without benefits and the supreme act of self-sacrifice and to all the Canadians who have to pay the Canadian tax to convert their money, Monopoly money, into real money.

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