Robin Williams Finest Interview (1987) Part 1 of 2

I'm a huge fan of Robin Williams, he's one of the most inventive people and certainly one of the funniest people I've ever met in my life. You have a new movie called Good Morning Vietnam that opens in New York and Toronto on December 23rd and then here, I think Christmas Day in Los Angeles and in the rest of the country, around January 15th, would you give it the Welcome to Mr. Robin Williams? Yes, thanks. Look at this. Yes, Ed. I'm so glad Sears had that sale. Yes very good. look at this fabulous I really like all these clothes is it a fashion statement or a question I love it look at this look at these people yes I love living thank you thank you no Michael you are not bad you are sensitive you are delicate but you are not bad Michael Tyson is bad the fact that he travels with a chimpanzee sleeps in an ozone box even The Inquirer goes I can't print that yes we are a strange person aren't we why would I? you want the bones of an elephant man I don't know it's like sitting in your house in Encino I don't understand I have a suspicion I can't prove it but I've never seen it I've never seen it Janet and him together at the same time no, no, no, it's good to see you again, well you know what's interesting being here flying, it's a little scary, they always have a pilot, uh, hello, this is your pilot, um, before we take off.

I just want you to know that I invest a little money in the stock market and let's see if those insurance forms pay off and they always have a little lady going through the exits here and here, but we'll get out before you laugh great and there it is that thing. in case of a water landing there, then you'll take your seat cushion with you, for sure, which is great if you're floating in the water, a shark goes, oh, look Bob canape Bob, for the name of a shark, that's interesting, damn, and I don't know whether to eat them or just give them mesquite.

Oh, it's good to see you again. Someone said you were in England and acted for it. I mentioned them in the monologue. Princess Di and Charles Charles look at each other, they are very well, they look really happy. we're like that, you know, you see big ears on someone like that in the south, they usually have a banjo when you go back to England, how brave you were now, would you make that joke? No, I'd do it there while he's sitting there, right? end up in the Tower of London with a burly man called Bubba hi your friend now thanks to the guys in the band thanks a lovely evening yes it's great to be honest Christmas I think you just get the merry Christmas depression people get stressed No really driving is not bad, it's cool to walk into a store and see the little Jewish ladies like ninjas with their purses like they're saying that, that's better, a little candy cane for the hypoglycemic kids, thanks dad, there are some Christmas gifts exciting, they have Jessica, honey. doll is useless it does nothing it just falls and goes away maybe you did it thank you thank you this Jim and Tammy live New Year's and Malibu and Tammy rented a house Jim and Tammy I love playing roof, yes, for the eyelashes. have been declared to the National Forest thank you thank you think you send money and he has old Mike Douglas hair and it's amazing all the money they make through people in Nevada that's like shoe money to us when you think there's a Pope Polish but with two names and people from the south say: hey, why can't we have a Pope from Tennessee?

So his name is Pope John Paul. We will have a Pope named Pope Joe Johnson. There he is now here. Then you have a guy named next to him. Saying Cardinal Bubba, how are you? You know, instead of complaining about Wafers, we'll have Jack Daniels and beer nuts and after a communion like that, if you don't see Jesus, you'll never see him. Here's a Pope no one will shoot you. you know what I'm saying you're possessed no, no possessions like Shirley McLean, that's when Isn't it nice when she has these people who call it channeling, basically, it's my name?

I'm an 8,000 year old being, that sounds like I swallowed a vibrator, come on, why can't it be someone you know? If you are going to become someone else, you could be channeling. I'm not, oh, my name is Phil. I live in New Jersey, I don't know what the hell. I am doing in this body. I have another call. I will contact you. We'll come back to see where you are.