Lilo & Stitch: The Series First Full Episode | S1 E1 | Richter | @disneychannel

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THE ICE IS ALREADY MELTING. I'LL STILL HAVE A SODA. BE AWARE! EARTHQUAKE! HAHAHA! TV: GEOLOGISTS ARE STILL INVESTIGATING THE UNUSUAL EARTHQUAKE CENTERED ON LIHUE BEACH THAT SHOCKED THE ISLAND THIS MORNING. Gantu: 625, TURN THAT THING OFF! I'M TRYING TO PUT THIS COMMUNICATION RELAY BACK ONLINE AND YOU ARE NOT HELPING! AWW WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? CAN'T YOU CONNECT CABLES BY YOURSELF? AT LEAST I WILL BE READY IN CASE OF A SANDWICH SHORTAGE. SHORTAGE? ♪ BOOP BOOP BE BOOP ♪ BREAKING NEWS FROM THE CRAB NEBULA, SPACE WHALE. THERE IS AN EARTHQUAKE TODAY. I do not take risks. I AM SUPPLYING. GORGEOUS! CETACEOUS WITHOUT A SALON, WHY HAVE YOU NOT REPORTED?

I HATE MY LIFE. Dr. HAMSTERVIEL, THE COMMUNICATION RELAY WAS DOWN. I PAY YOU FOR THE RESULTS AND ALL YOU DO IS DISAPPOINT! IF YOU DON'T BRING ME AN EXPERIMENT SOON, I WILL PHYSICALLY AND VERBALLY ABUSE YOU! UNDERSTOOD, SIR. Computer: EXPERIMENT 513 ACTIVATED. PRIMARY FUNCTION-- GEOLOGICAL DISRUPTION. AHH, AN EXPERIMENT THAT PRODUCES EARTHQUAKES. EXCELLENT! BRING IT TO ME AT ONCE! I HAVE CALLED YOU ALL FOR AN EMERGENCY EARTHQUAKE PREPARATION MEETING. NOW, PLANETARY SHAKE IS MEASURED ON WHAT IS CALLED A "RICHTER SCALE." TODAY'S EARTHQUAKE WAS A 5.0. VERY MILD AND PERFECTLY NORMAL, BUT A GOOD REMINDER TO ALL OF US: BE PREPARED AND DON'T PANIC!

REPEAT: DON'T PANIC! I THINK YOU'RE PANICING. WITH? OF COURSE NOT! THIS PLANET IS COMPOSED OF A SYSTEM OF FAULTS AND GEOLOGICAL PLATES THAT ARE IN CONSTANT FLOW, WHICH CAN LEAD TO MASSIVE DESTRUCTION! AAH! WHAT ARE WE DOING? WE SHOULD ALL PANIC! WOW! THE SKY IS FALLING! THE SKY IS FALLING! DUCK AND COVER! DUCK AND... THANK YOU. A FACE OF HYDROGEN AND OXYGEN UNITED IN COLD ALWAYS CALMS MY NERVES. NOW WHERE WAS I? YOU WERE TELLING US NOT TO PANIC WHEN HE STARTED PANICING. CORRECT. HA HA HA! GOOD. I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE WE ARE ALL PREPARED.

THAT'S WHY I PREPARED THESE SPECIAL KITS FOR EARTHQUAKES. MY RESEARCH SHOWS THAT THESE KITS CONTAIN ALL THE ITEMS NEEDED IN THE EVENT OF AN EARTHQUAKE. SUCH AS... DEHYDRATED PROTEIN SUPPLEMENTS, REHYDRATION CONTAINER, HANDHELD INCANDESCENT ILLUMINATOR AND WITH MY OUTSIDE EXPERT EXPERIENCE, I HAVE ADDED SOME ITEMS OF MY OWN. ANTI-VIBRATION BELLY SHOCK ABSORBER, METAL SKULL PROTECTOR, BRAIDED FIBER QUADRUPE HOLD, FREQUENCY MODULATED RECEIVER, EMERGENCY OUCH REDUCER AND MANY CLOTH ADHESIVE BANDS TO KEEP LOOSE ITEMS IN PLACE. ANY QUESTIONS? David (knocking on the door): BEAUTIFUL! PRETTY! Hello, LILO. IS YOUR SISTER HOME? Yes, but I don't think it feels good.

SHE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT HAVING A BIG ZIT. Beauty: OUT! I'M NOT WELL. WELL, WHAT WERE YOU DOING WHEN... UGGHHH! HAHAHA. WHAT A HONEY. YEAH. Ah, sir. WONG WANTS YOU AT THE RENTAL CABIN. THAT? I DON'T ARRIVE TODAY. I KNOW, BUT THAT EARTHQUAKE THIS MORNING WAS CENTERED NEAR THE BEACH. HE DID SOME DAMAGE. OH! Sir. Wong: I NEED YOU TO GET EVERYTHING ON THE SHELVES. FORTUNELY, THE NEW MIXING MACHINE WAS NOT DAMAGED. IT'S THE ONLY THING AROUND HERE THAT MAKES US MONEY. BUT, MR. WONG, TODAY IS MY DAY OFF. Hey, you like your job, right? I LOVE SURF TENT RENTAL.

GOOD. I WILL COME BACK LATER TO SEE HOW YOU ARE. IT LOOKS LIKE THE CABIN VOTED. Nani: LILO, YOU AND STITCH CLEAN UP ON THAT SIDE. DAVID AND I STARTED HERE. PROMISE! Stitch: WHOAAA! YOU. BLLB! OH. OOCHABA. OH NO! NOT THE SHAKE MACHINE! MISTER. WONG IS GOING TO EXPLODE! TAKIDA! THAT'S ALL! YOU'RE GOING HOME WHERE YOU DON'T GET ME IN ANY TROUBLE! NO, TIP! AHH-- YOU HAVE TO LEARN TO BE MORE CAREFUL. YOU CAN'T BREAK THINGS ALL THE TIME. IF YOU LIKE SOMETHING YOU HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF IT. OTHERWISE, YOU WON'T HAVE IT ANYMORE. Gantu: EARTHWORMS, DID YOU NOTICE ANY UNUSUAL CREATURES AFTER TODAY'S EARTHQUAKE?

ONLY YOU. WHY ARE YOU SO BIG? I'M FROM THE EIGHTH PLANET OF THE KREPLOT SYSTEM WHERE... I MEAN, I'M FROM SAMOA. OK THAT'S FINE. NOW WE KNOW. YOU SHOULD LOOK FOR AN EXPERIMENT. I WONDER IF IT HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE STRANGE EARTHQUAKE. Jumba: HA, YES, THAT WOULD BE EXPERIMENT 513. IT IS A MANUFACTURER OF EARTHQUAKES. DO YOU JUST SHAKE THINGS UP? JUST SHEARING? HA HA HA! THE GIRL DOESN'T UNDERSTAND. TODAY'S EARTHQUAKE WAS A SMALL MOVEMENT AT 513. IT WAS SCHEDULED TO LOCATE THE WEAKEST GEOLOGICAL POINT ON THE ISLAND TO PRODUCE A BIG EVIL, GI-NORMOUS EARTHQUAKE! HA HA! 513 IS MOST LIKELY HEADING TO A MAJOR FAILURE AT THE BASE OF THE VOLCANO.

IT IS IMPERATIVE 513 NOT TO GET INTO THE METRO. UNLESS YOU WANT A EVIL EARTHQUAKE? IS THERE ANY WAY TO STOP IT? THESE CARTRIDGES WILL HELP CAPTURE THE EXPERIMENT. THEY ARE FILLED WITH A VERY STICKY SUBSTANCE TO WATER 513. IT BECOMES: LIKE A BOOT! WAIT! NOBODY GOES ANYWHERE! NOT WITHOUT THEIR EARTHQUAKE KITS. Now, come on, JUMBA. IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER EARTHQUAKE DRILL. Ack! NO MORE WITH DRILLING. REMEMBER: DROP, COVER AND SCREAM! AAH! Duck, cover and scream. AAH! COME ON. Duck, cover, scream. AAH! SOMETIMES I FEEL VERY EMBARRASSED FOR HIM. LET'S MAKE IT STICKY! STAY THERE, SHAKE BOY! AAH!

OH! HURRAH! Phew! OUT OF THE WAY! OH! OH! OH! OH! Phew! Phew. OHH... THIS ABOMINATION IS MINE! HA! JUMBA SAID DON'T LET HIM COME INTO THE COVER, RIGHT? MALAQUESTA. WOW WOW! WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH IT! WE HAVE TO! RRR! ICABA! RRR! HEY? OH! Oh, did you drop your little blaster? Well, I didn't. HERE, TIP! HEY! IT'S STICKY! Phew! UNH! Gantu: I HATE STICKY! COULD IT BE DARKER HERE? EXCELLENT. OH! AAH! THERE IS! Lilo: AND THERE IT GOES. AAH--UNH! Phew! OH! Lilo: AAAAAAH! THAT COULD HAVE TURNED BETTER. AH! AH. AHHHH. IKI BACHUTA. AH! THERE! FINISHED WITH THE LATEST GENIUS BUGGY MODIFICATION.

IT'S A GIANT DRILLING MACHINE WITH A SUPER TWISTY EXCAVATOR ATTACHMENT AND ADJUSTABLE LUMBAR SUPPORT. HA! COOL! I FEEL LIKE A GIANT DENTIST. COME ON, PUNTA. STITCH! 626, WHAT DO YOU PLAY WITH? HEY. IT LOOKS LIKE A CITRUS ORB. MADE! BLAH! PBBT! HE DOESN'T LIKE PEOPLE TOUCHING HIS ORANGE BALL. HE IS LEARNING TO TAKE CARE OF THINGS. Pleakley: SHAKEING! NOT GOOD! WE NEED ANOTHER EARTHQUAKE DRILL! DOWN, COVER AND WAAH! DUCK, COVER AND WAAAH! DOWN, COVER AND WAAAAH! ROCK AND DANCE! AUGUST! HURRAH! AAH! AT LAST! WHAT'S IN THE HORSEHEAD NEBULA? SANDWICHES?! 625, I'M GOING TO... ROASTED BAFFLE AND RAISINS? LIKE MUMU USED TO DO.

OOH... OH, BLITZNA! AAAAAH! OH! OK, THE EARTH IS A DECAYED MOLAR AND WE ARE THE DENTIST. LET'S DRILL! HAHAHA. THIS IS GOING TO BE EASY. IT HAS TO BE AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE. ICHA! Follow the creaks and shakes! UP THERE! RROR! HE IS BACK! AHHHH! ICHIBA! WHAT! OH! OH--OOH--UM... NICE CATCH! YOU NEED A TIMEOUT, LORD! MINE! Gantu: NO, MINE! HEY! Lilo: UNH! HEY! UNH! GIVE IT BACK, YOU BIG DUMB! YOU EARTHWORMS ARE SO PATHETIC. UH--AAH--OW! ENOUGH! MMF! YOU MADE ME BITE MY TONGUE! WOO--AAH! THIS SHOULD KEEP YOU OFF MY QUEUE. LOOKS LIKE WHEN PLEAKLEY TRIED TO LIGHT THE BARBECUE.

PHEW! DOWN, COVER, AAH! RAAH! RAAH! RAAH! RAAH! RAAH! PLEAKLEY HAS THE RIGHT! WORKS! THIS, ON THE OTHER HAND, IS A TOAST. RRRAAAH! CANJIJIBA! ZZZ ZZZ! WOW! H-HELLO! OOH, TOURISTS BECOME UGLER EVERY YEAR. 626 AND GIRL! WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE? GET MORE EARTHQUAKE SUPPLIES. AREN'T THEY FASCINATING? PERSONAL WIND POWER GENERATOR! WHERE IS EXPERIMENT 513? GANTU CAUGHT HIM. AND WHAT HAPPENS TO 626? HE IS SAD BECAUSE 513 TOOK HIS ORANGE BALL. IT'S JUST CITRUS ORB. WHY TO DO WITH SALTWATER EYES? STITCH WAS LEARNING TO TAKE CARE OF THINGS AND THE BALL WAS HIS. AH! AWW, HE JUST HAS A CASE OF GRUMPIES.

WHO IS A GRUMP? DON'T BE A FOCUSED PUMPKIN! NO FLYING CLOWNS ALLOWED! RAAH! RAAH! HEY, THAT WAS A HIGHLY SPECIALIZED PIECE OF EARTHQUAKE PREPAREDNESS EQUIPMENT! EARTHQUAKE! DUCK, COVER AND WAAAH! I THOUGHT YOU WERE SAYING THAT 513 WAS CAPTURED. YEAH. So why does it keep shaking? IT IS VERY CURIOUS. OH! IT IS VERY BAD. 513 AN EARTHQUAKE CHAIN ​​REACTION HAS STARTED. OH NO! WE ARE GOING TO FORK! OH WELL! NO, IT'S BAD! IT MEANS THAT IF WE DON'T STOP THE CRACK, THE PLANET WILL SPLIT INTO TWO! WHAT CAN WE DO? PACK BAGS TO GO OUT. AND DON'T FORGET MY SNEAKERS THIS TIME!

FOR PACKAGING. SAVING THE PLANET. HMM. A BILLION TO ONE CHANCE, BUT... ANOTHER CRACK IN THE GROUND AT THE EXACT RIGHT ANGLE OF THE FIRST CRACK COULD BE BLOCKING THE FORK AND STOPPING THE CHAIN ​​REACTION. BUT HOW? 513. ANOTHER EARTHQUAKE. THAT'S ALL. IT'S WORTH A TRY. DO YOU WANT TO MAKE ANOTHER EARTHQUAKE... ON PURPOSE? YOU'RE CRAZY? WE HAVE TO HURRY AND FIND GANTU'S SHIP! UNH! YOU WILL BE TRANSPORTED TO HAMSTERVIEL AND YOU WILL LIKE IT! HAVE AN UNPLEASANT TRIP. AAH! Computer: YOU HAVE SELECTED THE BOAT'S SELF-CLEANING SYSTEM. THANK YOU. AAH! YOU! Stitch: CHUPI CHIBA! HA! UNH! Computer: SEQUENCING FOR MOLECULAR TRANSPORT.

UH OH! STITCH! AID! Computer: TRANSPORTATION IN 10 SECONDS. UNH! HURRAH! THAT CANNOT BE HEALTHY. AAAAH! THANK YOU, PUNTA! NO! THAT'S FORK! HA HA HA! YEAH. OH, EXCELLENT COMPANY. AAGH, I'LL MAKE SOME MORE. COUSIN? Lilo: RELAX! I TOOK CARE OF MYSELF. PERFECT! THIS KIT IS PRACTICAL. OH! DA-BOOCHIBU! Computer: TRANSPORTATION RECEPTION. MAYBE WE SHOULD PLAY IT SAFE AND LEAVE GLOBE COMPLETELY. YEAH! I'm getting hoarse from all this falling and screaming. BUT IT'S OUR PLANET! YOU JUST HAVE TO FIX IT. IF THE WORLD IS DESTROYED, THERE WILL BE NOTHING LEFT TO CARE ABOUT. NOT EVEN FOR HIM. SHIBITO! I GOT ONE!

UH--OH--OHHH... IH. IF YOU DO THAT, DRINK. AH, 626 HAS OFFERED A DEAL. IF 513 SHOWS THAT HE CAN TAKE THINGS BY REPAIRING THE CRACK IN THE PLANET, STITCH WILL GIVE HIM A PRECIOUS CITRUS BALL. STITCH'S LANGUAGE IS VERY EFFICIENT. AAAAH! AAH! ROR? AH! HE WILL DO IT! I WARN YOU, 513 IT CAN BE VERY INSANE. I DONT TRUST HIM. HIS NAME IS RICHER! YOU HAVE TO HAVE A LITTLE FAITH IN PEOPLE, JUMBA. SOMETIMES THEY WILL SURPRISE YOU. WOW! WOW! OH! WE ARE FORKED, FOR SURE! HA! LOOK! 513 IS SAVING THE EARTH GLOBE! HA HA HA! AHH, FOR ONCE THE EVIL GENIUS IS HAPPY TO BE WRONG.

Phew. Lilo: BUT AND RICHTER? HA HA HA! RAAH! THANK YOU RICHTER. YOU'RE COOL. DA-BOOCHIBU. DA-BOOCHIBU. AND TOTALLY KNOW THE ONLY PLACE YOU BELONG! SUBTITLED MADE POSSIBLE BY DISNEY CHANNEL AND US DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION SUBTITLED MADE BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE, INC.