Trump Sues Judge in Hush Money Case, Shifts Abortion Stance AGAIN & UConn Wins March Madness

Hello everyone, Jimmy, thanks for watching, thanks for joining us here at our home court in Hollywood on what is traditionally one of the most productive work days of the year, today, the day after the college basketball tournament ends at the University of Connecticut. The Huskies are champions once

again

, Yukon won their second straight national title, they sail for Purdue and this was interesting after the loss, Frank Purdue Jr, whose father founded the school, said that while Yukon may have surpassed us on the court as far as plump, well-rounded people are concerned... Chicken with a price, they will never win, so I think you are right.

I will say that the game was played in Phoenix for the Huskies, which was 2,500 miles from home, but that doesn't mean their fans didn't tear it up. Look, there are some red Solo glasses on the ground, some alcohol and tons and tons of party celebrations here, however, there are no downed power poles, no broken windows or doors this year, we may not see extreme damage This morning, however, the students still greeted Rowdy, there was a stop sign. Pulled out of the ground, the students climbed the light pole and there were even some fireworks to celebrate the big win and we didn't get any footage of any of that um, I don't know, I have to say, you know what would happen if the fans could at least turn their backs? ? on a truck or set fire to a sofa.

I feel like they didn't want it enough. You're out of the tournament next year, guys. Sorry, but for now the Huskies are champions. March Madness is over and we can all get back to Pretending we're Middle East vaccine experts instead of college basketball

again

, the Yukon man known as Donald Trump has a pretty messed up group right now and if you heard that his criminal

case

in New York is heading to trial starting Monday and it's not so fast because he's suing the

judge

Trump is suing the

judge

in the trial for issuing a gag order that would prevent him from, among other things, attacking the judge's daughter.

What this gag order has done is for the stormy Daniels

hush

money

case

. It sounds like something out of a Seinfeld episode. There is a gag order in the

hush

money

trial. Can you shut up? Oh, you can safely shut up. By the way, you know how many lawsuits Trump has been involved in according to USA Today, 4,095 before. He was president, that's one lawsuit a day for 11 years, I mean, if you get sued more than a hundred times in your life, we send you to Guantanamo Bay and that's it, but Trump has to be a maximum, he's doing everything what can. delaying this trial for hush money that's what innocent people do right it's pure desperation desperation their team is down 15 points with two seconds left and they're still fouling in the game jury selection is expected to begin Monday the judge posted yesterday the questionnaire that they are going to use to find potential jurors, you know that they are not allowed to directly ask the jurors who they voted for, but they can obtain information indirectly and these are some of the ways in which they ask if you have a family member or a close friend ever worked for any company or organization that is owned or run by Donald Trump or someone in his family.

Former Trump once buried you or someone he loves on one of his golf courses. It is his favorite drink in the morning. Coffee. Tea. Mountain Dew Code Red or Sherwin. Williams low-gloss interior, what's the pain like? Have you ever had sex with Donald Trump? If so, for how many seconds, how many babies do you think Hillary Clinton eats in a day? Do you now or have you ever had any affiliation with the Pledgers, the Proud Boys? the Pep Boys Back Street Boys Boy to Men the Baja men the jugal bronies trekkies furries oal loomas or Kanye West and if you can answer them, you can or can't, I would like to be able to question these potential jurors.

I think yes. Well on that and one last question sir, does your truck have nuts? And then we have the January 6 case in Washington, which hinges on a big hearing before the Supreme Court later this month. They will speak out about Trump's foolish claim that he cannot be prosecuted. Because he had presidential immunity, the special prosecutor, Jack Smith, yesterday delivered his brief to the Supreme Court and just to make sure they read it, he delivered it to a new mobile home and left the keys, but Trump named three of those judges for the Supreme Court that led to overturning the challenge against Wade, but now says he is not in favor of a federal anti-

abortion

law; he believes the decision should be left to the states.

Trump believes every woman should have the right to drive 600 miles to receive medical care and this is now upsetting many of his supporters, including Senator Lindsey Graham, who said Trump is making a mistake and that's not the kind of thing. which Trump likes to hear from his friend, so he lashed out and wrote, "I blame myself for Lindsey Graham because the only reason she won." in the great state of South Carolina it's because I support him and then he got it too from his old poodle Vice Mike Pence wrote that Trump's right-to-life retreat is a slap in the face to the millions of pro-life Americans who voted for Trump He didn't respond to that.

I think he's afraid of Mike Pence. He never answers. I think Mike Pence must know too much about what's going on there, but with Lindsey Graham, this is a game they're playing. CU, seven in 10 Americans believe. women should have the right to choose and Republicans are losing elections over this, so Trump will be the good guy or the bad guy depending on which side you're on and then Lindsay will be on the other side, getting hysterical saying Trump is too. lenient to appease pro-church Republicans is like fighting but with guys who if you saw them in their underwear you would vomit Meanwhile, the Arizona Supreme Court ruled today that the state must follow an 1864 law that makes

abortion

a crime criminal with a sentence of two to five years in prison is not so good, now we are following the 186 four rules and these weaklings who worship Trump, everything he does is cool, even looking directly at an eclipse is cool, remember in 2017. when people were criticizing president

trump

for looking at the eclipse, all the things that donald

trump

did and they told him not to do, looking up during the eclipse was the most hysterical, but all I can say is that real men can look right at Eclipse, right? just like when Hercules shot an arrow at the sun defiantly, yes defiantly by the look at this line at the bottom of the screen, Donald Trump handled the eclipse with style and grace, don't forget Grace handled the eclipse with style, like this When he grows up, he is lucky.

He's not blind right now, how many of you went out to see the eclipse yesterday? It was kind of like uh, I don't know, it's fun to have everyone looking up at the same time, but the other effect it had is that it activated the crazy people. I'm telling you right now that something is not right about this eclipse, this is the path it will take and it will intersect with the eclipse we had in 2017 making an x ​​in the country, this next eclipse will also pass through Rapture Indiana. NASA is firing three rockets during the eclipse and guess what they call it Serpent deti and all the masses will come out with their glasses to see it.

What do you think is really happening with this hron collider tested at the same time as the solar eclipse something could pass through the Dimensional Gates a 10 year eclipse and a 10 year hibernation have aligned perfectly at the time the fact that this has never happened before is suspicious the fact that there is a giant state park right outside of Swani National Forest, known for Bigfoot sightings, is suspicious, have you ever seen a Bigfoot guo, no, okay, well, I don't want you to know, I don't want to spoil your mood, but we have some sad news this week and especially for those of us on the west coast, I don't know if you heard that the 99 Cent store filed for bankruptcy, they are closing all 371 stores forever, apparently the business model that we can never raise the price of anything was not the The best idea is that we have a lot of 99 cent stores, they are kind of an institution here and a lot of people in Los Angeles are discouraged.

One of our writers, Jamie texted her mom and she texted him: How do you feel about the 99 cent store? close his mom said I have a friend who is devastated I'm fine I feel like they've gone downhill the one in Pico is great it's the closure too and Jamie said close all 371 stores starting Friday his mom said it's the end of an era and they were selling condoms that, uh, weren't the best condoms, but they had them, so we said, oh, this is funny, let's ask other people who work here to text their moms about the 99 cent store and we got them one of our editors, Kevin, told how.

How do you feel about the 99 cent store closing? Her mother responded, I didn't hear. I use Dollar Tree anyway, but I think that sucks. I just got home from my back procedure. It hurts a lot, I just have to rest because the pain could. last up to 3 days before you start to feel relief it could take up to seven days to start giving some relief it works I hope I have been pretty bad the last few days I think the message is two things number one Kevin needs be more in touch with mom and they probably sold some pretty good heating pads at the 99 cent store.

This is a response to Jillian, who is one of our executive assistants. Her mom said, uh, she said, how do you feel about Circle? I need to stock up on sponges. My cousin texted his mom, my Aunt Fran, he said, how do you feel about the store closing? She said I'm heartbroken, the only place where I felt the rap and didn't have to hesitate. I just filled my car, this is one. from our writers Danny, who asked his mother how she felt about it, his mother said that maybe he would have to get grief counseling and then Danny said, "Okay, what do you usually get there?" He said decorations for parties, gift bags, candles, dish soap, etc., nothing high. sure ending and then he wrote: I am very suspicious.

If you ask me about this, are you writing a little for the show about Boomer Mom's upset over the dollar? It's the 99 cent store, not a dollar store and yes, we are Mrs. Ricker and thank you. you for being a part of this, but again, I can't tell, this is really terrible news for any of us who love to walk through a store and know how much each item costs without even glancing at it and therefore in honor of her mother, my mother's favorite place, tonight we say goodbye to the 99 Cents Only store and everything that my God offered to those who are close to you, it will be a cross that even so all my song will be closer from you, my God, close to you, my God, closer to you.

Wow, well, you know what they say when every time a 99 cent store closes, the Spirit of Halloween gets his B the B wings