House Votes to Ban TikTok & RFK’s Unexpected VP Contender | The Daily Show

Let's start yesterday with the presidential race. Joe Biden and Donald Trump both earned enough delegates to secure their party's nomination, making this officially a three-man race between Trump Biden and Natural Causes, although there is another candidate in the race who can play a big role. Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is polling at 22% so far, which means he could lose this election more successfully than any Third Party candidate in years, and we'll soon find out who he'll choose to lose alongside him. Robert Kennedy Jr. says he has chosen his running mate and will announce his vice presidential pick in the next two weeks.

The independent presidential candidate says his short list includes New York Jets quarterback Aaron Roders, who came under scrutiny during the pandemic for misleading the public about his vaccination status. That's right, Aaron. roders could be RFK Jr.'s running mate. This would be the best president and vice president couple of all time. That's what I assume the measles virus is. Saying a football player in the White House feels like progress, although we don't need more. old people with brain problems we need a strong young man with brain problems. I just don't know if Aaron Rogers is qualified to be next in line for the presidency, but I guess we don't have to worry about that when we have a Kennedy.

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ly, don't forget that Aaron Rogers is supposed to be the Jets starting quarterback next season, so the question is what is he going to do if the Jets make it to the Super Bowl. I pretty much keep it together almost while RFK is gone. The only candidate close to his running mate, Donald Trump, has also been eyeing potential vice presidents. He lumps together his attractiveness, feeling them in politics, seeing how soft her lips feel on his butt, and this week, one of Trump's top

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s made a big bet. Something unusual offer to get attention South Dakota Governor Christin Gome is making waves after posting a video on social media promoting a cosmetic dentist in a state other than Texas.

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Shilling to Westside Dental Spa who does great work, use code Desi to get 25% off my next cleaning. That being said, I'm impressed. This could be the first time a woman has had to fly to Texas to see a doctor. I appreciate a politician. being so transparent with the fact that they were bought, you know you should be doing this all the time, my fellow Americans, the state of our Union is easy, Breezy, beautiful Covergirl, let's move on to the big news of the day if you're like many Americans. you're on Tik Tok, in fact you're probably on it right now while this

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Tik Tok is huge, but if Congress has its way, that's about to change. We begin this hour with breaking news on Capitol Hill just a few minutes ago, House lawmakers passed a bill that could lead to a ban on the very popular social media platform Tik Tok here in the United States. would give the company less than 6 months to sell to a non-Chinese owner if that doesn't happen Tik Tock could be shut down here in the United States lawmakers from both parties warn that China could manipulate the algorithm to spread its own propaganda or data such as history and Your browser's location could be shared with the Chinese government.

This is not an attempt to ban Tik Tok, it is an attempt to improve Tik Tok. Tick ​​Tac Toe is a winner, a winner, that's right, that's right. Congress could be banning ticking. o Ban tic-tac-toe I'm not sure Nancy Pelosi knows the winner of tic-tac-toe too. Tic-tac-toe is always a tie unless you're playing with your three-year-old, then I'll win three out of five times, but yeah , there is obviously a problem with a Chinese app spying on Americans and feeding us propaganda. You want American apps to do that, but is this app really a Chinese propaganda tool?

The most viral Tik Tock right now is just these chocolate strawberries that have over 710 million views and there's nothing political about it. I mean, yeah, it makes me want to invade Taiwan a little, but other than that, it's harmless. What's interesting here is how unpredictable the vote breakdown was. Marjorie Taylor Green and AOC voted together. against the bill, Nancy Pelosi and Lauren Bobbert voted for it, both strong nightmarish rotations, by the way, meanwhile, Biden's Biden says he had signed the bill and Trump has come out against it, the only thing with What can really be counted is that young people hate it and Tik Tok is doing everything it can to mobilize them.

The company has launched an all-out lobbying effort both on the app and here on Capitol Hill. If you're on Tik Tok, there's a good chance you have an alert that says: Call your member of Congress. The phones are ringing off the hook in many offices here in Washington, we had little kids calling our office and others basically saying questions like what is Congress? What is a congressman? Can I get my Tik Tock back? That's how you know this topic is important. I force Gen Z to make their first phone call and you know the congressman must have been mad because teenagers were blowing up their phones all day.

I mean, well, Matt Gates didn't care, but the rest of them were angry, I have to say as an American. it's great that these kids are getting involved in the civic process, you're never too young to start being ignored by your congressional representative to find out more about the band Tik Tock, we're going live to Washington DC with Ronnie Chang Ronnie, what? what the sentiment is on Capitol Hill, uh, I'll tell you what the sentiment should be. America should feel humiliated right now. China made an app so popular that the government has to ban it. That means communist China beat free market America at capitalism.

Okay, that's it as a whole. The thing about America and you lost this, this is as bad as that time an Asian guy won the hot dog eating contest six times in a row. China beat us so bad in mind, less entertainment, we need the government to save us, oh no, Tik tok too. popular now we are addicted to our phones that are also made in China Ronnie, wait a minute, what choice do our leaders have here? China uses Tik to influence people. Oh trust me I know before I used Tik Tok I was a white guy in Iowa named Mike Sullivan okay look at me now Ser it's true it's true no no you idiots that's how susceptible we all are to misinformation and it doesn't matter what app you use, okay, I wouldn't be surprised if the next election depends on Uber Eats like there's a spaghetti vote here for Donald Trump oh oh okay, I'll do what you say Mr.

Spaghetti Ronnie, you're not being fair , Americans are not gullible, it's that Tik Tok is an incredibly powerful tool for spreading misinformation, yes, because misinformation is entertaining. Facebook has so much misinformation, but it's boring. How am I supposed to be behind conspiracies that come from your great aunt who can't even open and block misinformation? Tik Tok, misinformation is exciting, cool dancers, cute baby. animals tman Square didn't happen we're all having fun with what America is supposed to just roll over and let Tik Tock do what it wants yeah or America can innovate its way out of this problem just create a better app to package American misinformation around the world because American misinformation is the best in the world, okay, we got people to storm the capital dressed as a buffalo.

Gwenneth Pool told me to put an egg in my vagina. American disinformation is turning people into tortillas, that's how powerful it is and you know what? We can win this disinformation war in America or my name is not Mike Sullivan. Wow, Mike Sullivan inspires everyone.