Trump’s Low-Quality USA Bibles | Ronna McDaniel Is Terrible | RNC’s Big Lie Litmus Test

thank you my friends and you are my friends Welcome to The Late Show I am your host St colar today ladies and gentlemen we have a rare positive update on one of the thousands of Trump court cases yesterday this ruling was yesterday yesterday the The judge in the case of Stormy Daniels' hush money imposed a gag order on Trump. OK, that's positive, but it raises a troubling question: How do you gag someone who talks out of his ass? The answer is very careful and if you ever thought that this avalanche of legal scrutiny somehow embarrasses Trump for his incessant scam of the Rubes.

You are a sweet, sweet boy, one of God's innocence and you should not be allowed in the room where daddy keeps his sharp things because yesterday Donald Trump announced a deal for Endor a $60. USA Bible, Yes, Donald Trump is now selling a Bible, it's like any other good book except in the middle of it there's a center, wow, wow, Mary was a Bethlehem 8. she wouldn't kick it. I wouldn't throw her out of the manger. for eating cookies now this has not been a surprise to anyone making a prophet is Trump's religion as his famous Jesus said it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle if you pay me four easy installments from 1995 act now the disciples are standing up for Trump did Trump made this announcement on Truth social where he also revealed his collaborator.

I'm proud to partner with my very good friend Lee Greenwood, who doesn't love his song God Bless the USA, yeah, who doesn't love Greenwoods God Bless. USA and his other big hits like Thank You for Blessing the USA. God, you know who really loves that song Lee Greenwood. They have a different ad for this Bible that says this and features the limited edition God Bless the USA Bible inspired by Lee Greenwood's hit song. and the most recognized patriotic anthem in the United States. God bless the USA Yes, I challenge anyone to name a most recognized patriotic anthem in this entire nation, a kind of national anthem if you want, I joke of course, we all know it's a holiday in the USA ., thank you for your service, Smiley, may you demolish the ball.

I think the Bible God Bless the USA is the best Holy Scripture named after a country song since he takes this job and puts it in, babago. Johnny Paycheck loved to push things. Trump explained what you'll get. For your $60, this Bible is the King James Version and also includes the documents of our Founding Fathers, yes, the Constitution, also the Bill of Rights, the Declaration of Independence, and the Oath of Allegiance, so you'll spend $60 on writings in the public domain if you order now. I'll get all the Camp Town Races lyrics and a photo of Jesus' most beloved disciple.

Steamboat Willie Trump Trump continued to fool all Americans that they need a Bible in their home and I have many, yes, that's right, many have to have spare Bibles because every time. he holds one and it bursts into flames now Sorry I kept going it's my favorite book it's a lot of people's favorite book I love this book I love the snake I love Jonah because the whale I love Abraham Dragon his son up the mountain for a human sacrifice by the way Eric wants to go camping a lot of Bibles on the shelf over here there are a lot of Bibles on that shelf Trump was sure to point out how buying this Bible would single-handedly save America. a reminder that the most important thing we have to bring back to America to make America great again is our religion now.

I know a lot of people think that, but I'm curious what the hell is going on with that camera angle that's no way to cover an edit Jim Jim what's going on that's not my best nostril now if if you go to God's website Bless the USA Bibles you can find frequently asked questions and there is this 100% real, 100% strange query, what if my Bible? has sticky pages this is a frequently asked question evidently the Bible Factory workers really get into the word be even though it just took a hit from Trump God Bless the USA Bible has been around for a few years and the reviews are 79% of critics gave it the lowest possible rating: one star, the only positive review said five out of five stars are sticky just the way I like them.

Trump is not what's going on, what's going on, man, he'll be there all night. Trump isn't just busy spreading the good stuff. The news is that it is also true, the silly news that you see a few days ago, he boasted of the great honor of having won both the Club Championship and the senior Club Championship this week at Trump International. Well, it turns out Trump didn't win those championships fairly. and I'll give you a moment to pick your jaw up off the floor because it turns out that sportswriter Rick Riley, who has played golf with Trump, says his victories are as fake as Vita cheese, how dare you, sir?

Vita is not fake, it is full. of all natural ingredients like yellow and rectangle Riley says that golfers, even famous golfers, allow Trump to cheat for one simple reason and I asked people how did you allow him to cheat, he cheated against Tiger Woods, he did cheat against Dustin Johnson and when I asked him why did you let him cheat and take the 20 dollars? Everyboby says the same. I wanted my own story about Trump's cheating. Well, then that's understandable because the only other way to get a story about Trump's cheating is to marry him. That's what I know.

Oh. there is news about former RNC president and a drunk sorority girl waving at an approaching train R McDaniel in case you are not familiar with McDaniel she is

terrible

as the head of the RNC R repeatedly claimed that the 2020 election was rigged helped the Trump campaign gather fake electors and was even on a call with Trump when he pressured election officials not to certify vote totals in a key Michigan county, happy History Month of women, girls, it's 2024, you too can be a morally bankrupt dictator, allowing the representation of idiots to matter well on Friday, we learned that NBC News had hired McDaniel. as an on-air contributor, it's no wonder people got mad at NBC.

Some surprise, that NBC got mad at NBC, specifically its hosts, you have to wonder what she brings to the table. NBC News. We weren't asked for our opinion on the hiring, but if we had, we would have done so hard. He objected to the fact that Ms. McDaniel is on the NBC News payroll to me, that's inexplicable, don't hire anyone close to the crimes, wow, that's a tough talk, that's a tough one. I haven't seen Talent Rebel on the air like this since Elmo. said the Alfred Peace Loan Foundation can kiss Elmo's furry butt and viewers like you can too.

NBC host Kristen Welker interviewed McDaniel and confronted her about her support for Trump's promise that he will release the January 6 rioters. Doesn't she agree with Trump saying he will free them? who have been charged I don't think the people who committed violence on January 6th should be released, so you don't agree with that. He's been saying that for months. A. Why not speak out sooner when you are the chairman of the Republican National Committee? for the whole team now I can be myself a little more, yeah, I used to carry water for a fascist wannabe dictator now I'm getting bangs, it's fun, you know, it frames the face well, last night we found out that NBC News had fired to R McDaniel, so there it is, she was fired by NBC, reminds me of the famous Trump Apprentice catchphrase.

This is just the last time McDaniel was fired. She was also recently removed as chair of the Republican National Committee, which is now run by Trump. Janice's daughter-in-law and stunt double from the Muppets Lara Trump Lara and the Trump team immediately fired most of the RNC staff and are forcing them to reapply for their jobs, they have reportedly been asking potential employees if they believe in the 2020 election. it was stolen yes, if you want to work with the RNC you have to believe Trump's big lie. The other interview questions include how sexy Donald Trump is on a scale from hubba hubba to boing and would you give me $60 for this flag bible?

We have a great show for you tonight, my guests are Lee n and Fared Zakaria, but when we come back, join us one on one.