Guess That Mystery Meatball Taste Test

today let's go with the

meatball

s to the walls, let's talk about that good mythical day oh, I see you admiring my new mug, well, fear not because you can get one of these gmm mugs yourself at mythical.shop, yes, but in addition to the mugs There are some things in life. which I enjoy more than a succulent and tasty

meatball

, I will eat a meatball anytime and anywhere anyway, in fact if you have some meat in your house and you shape it into a ball, I will eat it well, it is possible that you're eating your words today because we have no idea what

mystery

meat is in these balls it's time for the most part it's just another meat in the fall we don't need any marinara the legendary chef josh has acquired a variety of unique meats and He has balled them using eggs and breadcrumbs. and go out and let's eat those balls to see if we can correctly identify the meat today we will potentially eat silky chicken balls elk wild boar alligator armadillo sea cucumber eel and snails now whoever wins will be known forever as the ball master and we will reach a very special dance cap that I am very eager to see.

Oh, now I'm excited because there's a bald cap involved and I'm really excited and link because you showed a great propensity to be able to

guess

. uh, animal

test

icles, I thought you could also

guess

animal meatballs, so you could officially crown yourself the ball master forever across the board today, if you do this, let's do it in the first round, every one of us has a ball in front of us and a fork. oh you go right to the ball, well I just want to say I'm going to touch it with my mouth, I might as well touch it with my hands, yeah right, I don't want you to have unfair advantages, yeah, it's very spherical.

Um no it doesn't smell horrible but that doesn't mean it smells good, I won't say it doesn't smell like the dumplings I normally enjoy, the more I smell them the worse it smells so come on. just skip the smell and go to the plate to eat, it sinks quite a bit like a meaty ball hmm and any other, do you mix anything else into the meatball or is it just what it takes to make a ball? Well, I said breadcrumbs, whatever's in there. so just the breadcrumbs

taste

better than it smells, oh there's a little game though, but what game are we talking about, you guys are ready to guess, I definitely think we're on land, we're not like in eels, but how close to land?

We are? I feel like I think we could be. I feel like I'm pretty close to the ground. I think we could be a little bit of land, a little bit of water. Okay, I'm going to need you to stab your balls in three or two. one, I'm going with caiman, no, I thought of caiman, which I've had before on a pizza, I'm glad I wasn't there, but yeah, I think it's the dillo that rolled up, it rolls up like a ball, okay, yes, these are. boar balls, yes, they know a lot, boars and alligators, they are cousins, they are very related, so I apologize in the second round, here we have a whitish ball with dark accents, okay, oh wow, that's from the seed that it comes on really strong, yeah okay, immediately we're in cucumber eel territory, those are two different things, I know those are my two, but they're both oblong, it looks like it's a rolled up part of a particle board, you know , remember that hiding place.

What did I do behind my house? You kept trying to get me to go to third grade. You would never do it. Well, it was a little small. They had to lie on top of each other just to be inside the hiding place. That wasn't my plan. I wasn't going to be there with you. Come on. take turns, oh okay, what's it like, how's it in the stash, it's made of particle board, that's what I mean, yeah, like they just call it osb, that's what they call it. Yes, I did construction one summer, what is it?

I learned all the terms, what it means, I didn't get that far, I did it, I did it one summer, you learned that the second summer I'm going to put this in my stash, oh that's good. Oh my god, there are some parts I can't chew, I don't know, I mean, this isn't just meat and breadcrumbs, there are other things, but I wouldn't necessarily even identify this as meat, you know what? I'm saying this is something that doesn't have normal muscles, that's my guess, okay, here we go three two one eel snail oh, you're going with snails, it's a soft body.

I was thinking maybe sea cucumber. So we're not on the same page, come on, we're not far away, we're both looking at the hideout, these are snail meatballs, yeah, how did you know about that trip to France? Do you remember when we went? and our wives were on the back of those mopeds with us yeah I stopped and bought snails just looking for a hiding place and I'm not calling my wife load around three okay we have another light colored ball that looks like a cheese ball man. It's just very attractive, you put it on a tray of cheese balls like in Eastern North Carolina, so I'm going to try really hard, but then they'll be surprised that you missed some of it.

Put up a sign that says "no smell." before eating because that is a clear indication, I had to talk, you know, during Thanksgiving, we liked friends' Thanksgiving with a group of people from La and I had to convince the people to eat the cheese ball. These people were afraid. cheeseball, I thought: let me introduce you to the world of cheeseball and now everyone loves me. People kept coming up to me and saying: that cheese ball, did you bring it? No, you just ate it. Someone from Florida brought it, okay? It was a Florida cheese ball this is surprisingly good this isn't bad at all we're eating the same ball you don't like yours I don't like it at all um it's like a crab ball to me it's silky though there's no way it's chicken I don't know what does silky chicken

taste

like is it just a silkier version of chicken or is it starting to taste like crab how do you like this?

What happened to you at the hideout? Okay, I'm ready to guess three two. one, this is eel, this is eel, definitely yes, both of you will turn into eel, but this is alligator, yes, alligator, really, don't you remember about your pizza that you enjoyed in a strange way and then grimaced at the fourth round , Alright? a dark one um, I mean, I really like it, look at that, you see I mean, it's like a leak of black liquid, okay, oh, he's just biting into it, huh, oh, you bit, you took a bite, I nibbled, I nibbled hmm, okay, mhm, I'm really about to throw up. scared because I look something was exposed it looked like part of an eyeball or something it's not that bad it's just unpleasant you know when you see it but as for the taste yes I don't want to look at it I just want to try it It's not bad and I have a very strong guess.

You better be careful. Maybe I can take a bigger advantage here because I feel very confident in what I'm going to guess, so think about it, go to your hiding place and do it. some think there are some pieces pieces pieces black fluffy pieces aha link are you ready um oh god here we go three two one eel this is a smoked chicken because of the silky chicken what makes it special is everything is the black meat man what I Te I was asking what a silky chicken was. You've been in your hiding place too long.

Link. Well, tell me I'm right first before I wear both. No, it doesn't taste good. You're right. Yes Yes. The silky chicken. It has all black meat, it is what it is, it is a delicacy, why does that make it silky? well again you have to have the second year of construction to figure out that fifth round link because I care about you and your reputation as the ball master um I feel like we should make this last kingdom worth three points so you have the opportunity to know keep the belt like they say and where the hood is and where to put the hood, yeah, okay, I'll take it, now this meatball looks like dirt. yeah this is like a ball of mud, I mean look at the consistency of that, it's very gritty, it's like something a vegan would eat, it actually looks like falafel, yeah, in one sentence you're absolutely right, but you know what i guess. there are white specks, there are black specks, there are yellow-green specks, oh, it's so gritty, I mean, there is, oh, it's very salty, not only is it gritty and salty, but somehow it's still spongy and unpleasant, It's horrible, harmful, horrible, it's really bad, so salty, this is not it.

I won't have to check again, I could substitute the last one for a scat if we were taking turns, let's say this is a moose scat, yeah, and this is made up of the moose, I guess. I'm sorry for the teacher, but it's very typical farm, farm to table, man, okay, okay, three, two, an armadillo, I'm going with sea cucumber for the sweets, barney, this is much more artist than barney than a red sea cucumber. right, I'm the ball master, I can wear the ball cap, well, I just want to eat an armadillo, it's not that easy, I mean, don't you wish, oh, look at you, don't you wish it were you right now? look at that, I wore the right t-shirt for this too it's like, I represent space, line up the kids, I'm on display, it's a solar system, yeah, balls, thanks for liking, commenting and subscribing, you know what time It's, hello, my name. it's lauren this is my dad my brother matthew we're standing on top of lake michigan and it's time to spin the wheel of mythology be careful click the link above to watch us caress alex's balls in good mythology more and find out where the wheel of mythology will land, take a front row seat and listen as we explore life's most interesting questions, subscribe to ear cookies wherever you listen to podcasts.