Licking Nasty Foods (GAME)

Today one of us will lick our way to victory, let's talk about that mythical good morning in the past. We feel our way to victory. Watch episode 888 where we play the feel and squeal challenge. We have also smelled our way to victory. Watch episode 1190. where we compete in the sniffing bee challenge but today our hands and our noses will be of no use to us because our tongues are going to take center stage, yes, and we think a lot about which

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would work best with the tongue, the war tongue tongue twister, the three legged tongue race, whatever it is, but no, there can only be one, it's time to lick the toe in stripe, behold the big board of toe

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in Stripe, now we have no idea what's behind any of these squares, all we know is that they hide items. one would ever willingly lick, unfortunately for us, the only way to claim a space on the board is to do just that.

Yes, to leave our x's or o's, we must put the blindfolds on and then lick what comes out if we can guess correctly. We claim that square and if we guess incorrectly the square goes to the other guy, of course the first person to get three in a row in either direction wins the official title of Sir Lixalot and if there is a tie we must split that title, right and quick. We can start we have to decide who will go first, what is the maximum advantage in tactile

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and to do that we are going to face the full tongue test, okay, let's put the blindfolds on, okay, I'm blindfolded, bring them on. the element is ready the first person to guess this has to go first set lick I don't want to leave you ah what is that bark bark of a tree coconut rhett I can't I can't lick and guess at this point it was a complete coconut that's very difficult I was afraid that it was just a piece of coconut and my tongue was going to come out and hit yours I know I was afraid to be close okay, you go first, now, it would be typical and traditional The most strategic thing is to go to the central square, but I'm not very confident in my ability to identify it and if I don't get it right, suddenly the central square appears, so I move on.

I'm going for one up in the corner, okay, top right corner, maybe I should put the blindfold on, yeah, put the blindfold on down, drop the lickable item, that's right, get a lick complete, oh yeah, okay, okay, that's what you need more, it's very hairy it's like some kind of hairy nut of some kind hairy nuts my final answer is okay, oh my god, no, no, uh, what kind of nuts are hairy, it's actually a lot, it looks a lot like a coconut, it feels like a small coconut, ah, some kind of fruit. that has hair, you know what I'm going to say, everything you said is right, oh really, oh I know what it is, it's a final kiwi response, okay, take off the blindfold, it's a fucking kiwi , son, okay, I didn't think you were.

I'm going to understand that I didn't think it was right either, I know it's harder with the blindfold on, yeah right, I mean, because it was so easy to say it was a Kiwi because I saw it right, I didn't even have to do it. lick anything it's hard man okay now I'm facing the same thing if I go for the middle square which gives you a tremendous advantage if I do it wrong so I'll do the same thing I go for the bottom left square. oh okay so down here and then blindfolded okay I'm ready I like one you really have to understand this one it's just a tasteless slimy liquid.

Yeah there should be a different consistency if you really try it, if you really get in there you should notice a different consistency, ah I'm going to guess it's a raw egg, take off the blindfold, oh yeah what really surprises me is that you have taken it. so good because you hate raw eggs and you were basically stirring that egg with your tongue I should have done that I shouldn't eat real eggs uh blindfolded the whole time look at that wow hey we're in a competitive start right? No, we're good at licking and there's me with my tongue, so now we're basically blocking each other from going diagonally like that.

I feel pretty good about our licking ability, so I'm going to start going down. going to the middle right square I'm trying I'm trying to go with the wind I'm making a line it sucks, okay, okay, I feel like it's an interesting choice, that particular place, I love it, blindfolded, where is it? the object? licky oh my god what are you experiencing? It feels like a potted plant of some kind, huh, but it smells fishy. Am I licking my fingers? What am I licking good? If I told you that, uh, that wouldn't be very competitive of me uh, it's a foot of some kind, there are like claws, I mean, there are claws, right, I'm not going to answer your questions, just give us an idea, brother, Is it a sea creature that has feet?

Oh, crocodile foot, is that it? your official answer final answer take off the blindfold oh, it's a chicken leg, why does it smell like seafood? It's a chicken of the sea, which turns out to be just chicken, it smells, so I wanted to say chicken leg, but I kept smelling the uh the. smell I can smell it I see it smells like the sea oh wow it's like it just has a stench it has a stench now I understand the place it's okay, I understand your strategy now that didn't help me that's why you did that yes, I want to help myself, man, but don't help me if you lose and that's what you've done right, oh that was smart, yeah I went to engineering school, okay, interesting, me too.

I just understood what you were doing. Well, it looks like if I go with the middle left square and I get it, then I have two ways to win, so I'm going to go with the middle left square. Funny how the middle square isn't popular anymore, we're just playing with it, so blindfolded. to get my liquor, I'm ready, it's out, oh, okay, it stinks, I don't like licking something that stinks so bad, ah, the smell doesn't help, I can't stand the smell, I'm starting to get scared, I feel like this is it . like a dry feeling like this is a dry hairy bug I hope this isn't what it is but I'm going to guess this is a dry spider is that your final answer please take off the blindfold oh my god I fucking lick it I've been licking for quite a while, it stinks so bad, no need to freak out now, it's okay, hey, we're pretty good with our guesses, so now I'll get another one, yeah, so put yours in there, I need a, I need a tongue cloth. tongue wipes, patent pending tongue wipes, okay, I have to go to the top left corner because that's the only way to start a strategy for me, here we go, blindfolded, oh my god, come on a

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one, give it a

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one alex, oh uh. oh oh no oh no oh no I'm licking another tongue oh no oh so big is the cow's tongue oh God, I mean, what else does such a big tongue have is that your official guest yes, cow's tongue, take off the blindfold eyes oh God, why why are you like this? big, that's worse than tarantula man, but you know what you have, the space and that's the bright side, you blocked me punk, I did good, okay, now look, this is interesting, look what's going on here, We both have a chance to win, but you, this is a bummer. -tac-toe must be played well, it's okay to win, I'm going for the Joan Rivers square, the center square, okay, take off your glasses, okay, blindfolded down, oh God, I'm so nervous, oh, oh, what was it that was wet, damn it.

I'm scared, just lick it man, pretend your tongue has its own mind and you're just host to this little slug that lives in your mouth and just wants a little slug. This little slug is a bit in your mouth. that there is a slug in your mouth that wants to discover that it is a curious slug let it go about its day it discovers what things are by touching them and you are just you your mouth is just the cave it lives in that is your alex that is the thumb Alex's wet ah your curious tongue wants wants more caresses I'm going crazy come on man I just can't stand it I'm like I can't put my tongue in it again yeah you can well if you can't then you're setting me up for the wind sir , licks a lot, it would look good on me.

I'm curious, I can't, I can't, I can't, okay, I'm just going to guess yes. to guess something shoot I think it's a snake I'm going to guess I'm just going to guess snake okay take off the blindfold what's up what the hell is it a damn it's eyeballs tuna man eyeballs lick that I guess you're curious I mean you're curious, slug has to be more curious, man, you know what you blocked me, you blocked yourself, it's okay, my god, I don't have it, can you please? I just want, you just want, you want this

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to end, please. win I don't want to lick anything else it was it was difficult well this is actually the last chance for any of us to win is to get I have to improve I could get it yes if I don't get this then it's a tie no you can still get it still you can go down here okay so I'm going for the top middle and the blindfold is on take it off okay you're getting something oh god it stinks too oh hell it stinks or stings what did it do? you say you think it stinks, I can't, what Alex first had an ungloved hand and all of a sudden there's a gloved hand out there, okay, this feels very buggy, there would be another one too, there'll be another bug, I don't think so.

So what does that look like? Where is that? Oh, are you getting more information? Oh, that's like a clamp, a clamp, is it a clamp? I can not say it. I wish I could tell you what it was to put an end to all this madness, but I'm not going. to do that it feels like a crab I know you're a very fun leg to lick but it feels like an answer it's not, it can't be a crab because it would smell shit it's like a big bug that has a pincer man that's a damn scorpion it has than to be a scorpion final answer take off the blindfold yes wow it's the scorpion we both won because this game ended there go to rhett on the other side of the board where is my prize?

Okay, take a seat brother the man with a golden tongue oh he is, isn't he? that was my nickname in high school thanks for liking, commenting and subscribing do you know what time it is i'm taylor this is apache and it's time to spin the wheel of mythology look at that at first i thought it was a miniature horse but I think it's just a medium horse. Yes, you like it about half. Yes, click the link above to see us test the best tongue scrapers and become more mythical and find out where. the wheel of mythology is coming to land do you want to see our mythology tour dressed in a three-piece suit a diving suit your birthday suit dress yourself the special mythology tour is now available on youtube itunes amazon and a wide variety of platforms, including most cable television providers