I Made Millions Beating Up Customers and Glitching the Game - Shoppe Keep 2 - Let's Game It Out

Hi, I'm Josh, welcome back to play, this is Shop

keep

2 or as I like to call it Shop Ikki P 2. I really hope this

game

allows us to torment innocent

customers

. Name your new character. Lord scams you. Hey, Lord scam you. Because? Are you looking there? I can go? Okay, let's go with pink hair, pinker hair, pinker eyes, yes, there we go, that's what I want from my lord. Potato Head here is very tempting to go for the old silver war look, but instead let's do the dirty mustache, oh my god, why is this even a tattoo?

Well there's the Lord rip you off, put some clothes on this guy ASAP, oh boy, company logo, huh, okay. We're going to go with this based on the broom in the background and the skinless face. You just have no idea what you're supposed to buy at the store. WTF. Do we even sell here and here we go? Okay, so here. we are in a small town there are people walking with us it's like a first person shooter except I have a price gun hey hey let me give you the price here is our beautiful store we enter our store just running as hard as we can inside It looks a little sterile for now, so we need to buy some furniture first.

I'm going to buy this nice little table here, let's see what goes well, you know, and if we leave the door open, we can put it right there, it can't even close. our store, tell them I can hold my own door open with tables, that's great, so if I just wedge it, oh yeah, come on, go ahead and put the table right there and now our door is permanently open, yeah, I have to push it until now. When the door started to shake, here we go, now our store never closes, by the way, be prepared to hear a lot of this sound while I run and have absolutely no resistance throughout the entire

game

, we have a lot of buildings in the city that look like Still I'm not ready, like the blacksmith hasn't moved in yet.

Actually, no, wait, it's actually up to me to unlock the blacksmith. Am I the mayor? Okay, we have furniture that we can put in now because the doors open, we can put them stupidly close, oh. yeah, now we're talking to that table over there, it looks great, okay, we should probably order some items, this is what we have available, we only have two hundred and forty-seven dollars or whatever, let's order some bottles of water. wooden shoes and this shitty shirt okay place the order yeah I find it really strange that this is my store but I guess my company name is here okay whatever this is where I get my deliveries and I also spoke with Gil Fence here and I.

I think he is the banker and we also have to pay taxes. Five items arrive in five. Wait, where are the items? Oh well, hello, here we go. I have my little water thimble here, which we will display loud and proud. This table I don't even know if we can afford, so if I bought it for three dollars, why would we sell it? Let's try thirty and see what happens. It's like Fiji water, here we go, let's leave this shirt. Sell ​​it for 140 now. I think the final step was to go to the sign and we are open, since the doors are like we are going from open to open.

Oh yes, you can see the intent on his face to come buy. Oh, okay, cool, that's it. Great, what about you? How are you going to make fun of me? Oh my God, so I stay here and wait for these people to walk at a snail's pace to get here, well, let's speed up Lisa, yes, you like what you see, you will be. back, okay guys, I'll lower the price more appropriately. Are you happy like me? Do you want to enter the store? What are you doing here? Buy some boots. Did you just steal them? Do I have any recourse?

Oh I could just hit people oh my god, well this changes everything. Are there guards in this city? Am I the law? How much do I have to hit this guy before he hits me back? I'm not really sure what happened here. Take out all the apples anyway. I'll stay here with my hammer and see if anyone needs a little

beating

for stealing my stuff. That guy is still there, though he's fine. I found a cute bug that I was trying. do an experiment where I can change the price of an item at the last minute and maybe they will pay the new price and not be bothered about it but that didn't work however what I learned is that if you are trying to change the price of an item at the same time they buy it they get their item but then the item doesn't leave the table for example look we'll just

keep

the price oh you stole my Apple that's no big deal because there's still another one in there same.

I'm going to smack your ass though yeah, give me the apple, let's push the doors in this time, well let's make one that goes in and one that goes out, what's that sound like? Set this table here very classy, ​​come through the weird looking doors, stay for the shirts, umm, anyone? If not, look, did that guy just go to the underworld? I feel like something fucked up is happening in this city. By the way, I'm not using the program. I just get cramps all over my forearm while rapidly tapping the left mouse button. My index and middle fingers just realized that this is what I look like, no wonder no one comes here, so this is the plan right now: we have 32 rating points, which is not enough to unlock nothing, but I'll probably unlock one of these cool helmets as you can. sell them for four 50 hopefully this person will come to the store see you in three hours when you finally arrive oh my gosh those clones just appeared behind you oh my gosh it's time we got rating points fifty let's go buy the helmet from Spider here let's unlock the previous article alright Wolff Cowell it's oh boy let's order it there wine for the cow stay for Cowell one lucky buyer come come get this cow I love it they leave alone using it too, I mean, if you I'm going to buy something.

Might as well use it right away. We will have so much money. So fast. What they do. The inspections and I failed. There are not enough displays in the store. You like exhibitors. You will get some exhibitors. This probably hurts me more. hurts anyone else because now I have to sit here and watch people possibly navigate this, which you have to admit, I didn't see this coming well since it doesn't matter anyway, let's clean this up since it's really not pleasing to the eye , i guess. Instead I'll just smash them here in the corner, congratulations, sound level to unlock, oh yeah, this definitely looks better right, louder, more exciting, rubies apparently even fewer people outside will finish paying our taxes here and they'll unlock the tavern, whatever that is, oh yeah, this is it. the tavern, okay, oh hell yeah, look, we can finally buy some decorations, a standing sign, I like the sound of that, let's get one of those and a picture of a crab and Lance, hey, we'll just put a plant in there and another one there, oh. look, my store appeal increased to 36%, okay look, that's what we were missing, oh god, this is perfect, my products are cursed, yes, I like it, now let's put more plants.

Everyone likes plants, oh yeah, that looks cool, oh my gosh, look. These items I can sell eggs and waffles with bacon or chicken for more than the cow. I can't imagine who wants to pay $1,000 for what is basically the Grand Slam breakfast at Denny's, but hey, this is medieval times, what do I know? Okay, I have an idea. I'll be purchasing other multi-tiered items here, so my three-tiered store seems to be working well. I sit here and if someone doesn't want to buy this I just run to the back and try to sell them this one, and if that doesn't work I run to the back and try to sell them this one, it's perfect, it's also strange and hectic, but it's better to keep going working, trying to create a real chef, we also got ourselves a grandfather clock because I thought that would probably add to the appeal a little. a little bit and it turns out that it really wasn't, so let's put a play in front of it Lance for days, wait a minute, if I order two things separately, they come in separate chests, can I still order things like that?

I just order like at Apple and keep clicking this over and over, well here we go, you guess there's an upper limit to this, oh oh okay we have to try this now, just one Apple at a time seems to be doing a good job. good job building up so far well this is going as well as expected fences giel over here same as yeah go ahead just figure out if I care where the actual package I needed is like here somewhere I really don't want open all these oh , they found themselves fine, no need to open the rest of these, bye, well won't that be a hoot for anyone who needs to make a deposit?

Now we can show off our pretty wands we're I'll sell it for 1200 you're a wizard Harry hey yeah that's how you carry a wad you're like a wizard Samurai in a minute so looking at this diary I've received shows all the things I've accomplished minus one. of the things I haven't achieved yet I drank really well, we'll see when it falls well, there it is, there's my whiskey, okay, now it's time to drink, yeah, that's kind of the sound and expectation of drinking, in actually something like that, maybe I drank. whole bottle, what do you think, oh man?

I just realized how cool this Glitch is. I thought I had to do that quick mouse click on whatever item they were about to buy, but it turns out I just need to do it while they're buying anything, so I set up all these wands here, but I'm just going to sit here and click on this one. and it should work where they can keep buying those wands they won't disappear you know like a real shop and since you have a little extra coin you know if that means Lance galore congratulations city level 3 looks like a World of Warcraft normal around here now, okay, I think it's about time we also expand our space here, get out of the way, I'm just going to build right here, let's expand the wing, well, that was easy, he didn't even confirm it to me or not , what about that?

Do you like it? By the way, everything else becomes like fancy new roofs now that we have our shitty old building. over here, oh, there we go, a new wing. I think I know we can fill it with more trees now that we are 100 percent in the store. II. Attractive, all it took was using our extra wing and filling it with a beautiful tree farm, okay? So I've been working on my store for a while and by working on it I mean I set up some shelving because at one point there was like an epidemic where no one wanted to buy things off the tables and this guy just sat there.

I don't know how to help you what I'm talking about Yes, I'm doing it to help you. No, please help, don't let me die. Oh my god, look at his wrinkled body anyway. I think we've done pretty well for ourselves. 1.1 million dollars, I can tell you what else we are doing, although we are going to upgrade this puppy for a hundred thousand and also this one for 150K oh, I can go to the second floor, hell, yeah, second floor, yeah, I'm going to the second floor too here, okay, let's see what. This monstrosity looks good, could you look at that?

And I didn't realize this until now either, but now there's a horrible sign up ahead. I guess I sell clothes. I had no choice in this. Wow, my store is so majestic. All this. space, what kind of store do you think I'm going to end up running in here seriously, what the hell are you supposed to do with all this space? I'm just kidding, I know the answer to this, you feel it with the trees, obviously, well, I think we've taken this as far as we logically can, so that'll do. I hope you had fun. I know I did and I'll see you next time.