Inside the NBA funniest moments of all time (part 3)

to take a rough look at a replay, then it takes Charles to put on a pair of skinny jeans, that was too bad, first of all, Jamal, you're a cashier, so shut up, it's okay with me, he could be a cashier. I can't be a cashier, you know, that could be like you can't go home and tell your kids, hey dad, how everything was, and find a cashier today, buddy, he can't be a cashier, no, he's saying he gets a lot of money. , No. He said he was a cashier You can't tell people you're dead It's an analogy It's a metaphor My dad is a police officer My dance a firefighter My dance alone What does your dad do? he will be a cashier at Publix can't be a small job I don't get looked down on for a job I can't remember the last

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I saw a man who was a public cashier amazing no you must be going to a beauty salon alone or something no no no no no there's no work here you wouldn't do any work here I do I'm just making a point man hey Charles real quick just say hey I was joking I take it back I'm being fouled make people see look, here it is okay, okay, that was the scariest thing. about the rocker teams, but I would say well that's the only reason they can't win the championship, I don't know if because they just don't lock down defensively and this is obvious, catch it boy, oh wait, look at your shoe . around here I'm not going to go over there and tie that around your leg while you're sitting there good job Ernie, get out of here man, that's crazy, wow anyway, what were you saying?

You're okay, yeah, you can't give up. Five points I was going to show you defensive lapses why are you criticizing me? Because you were all analytical last week Thomas, look at this, oh my god, what happened? Look, you don't believe, I don't believe the Twitterverse speaks, you don't believe. Twitter is talking, everyone, tell me what you're saying about me, what are these for? Oh, that's just stay with us. Was it another attack last night? It was an unfair attack on Deacon Chuck. Listen, yeah, look, not only did the dog take me by surprise, but then I did. "I didn't even walk three tiles, you guys could give me a chance to defend myself here we go, yeah wait, all I said was boss, the plan, the plan, all I said was that the kid who was nine was too much" .

You know what you know what an unfair attack is guys and this is all fair warning at this point. I will tell you something out of respect from now on you must address me as two-

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MVP and that is from this moment on. Respect me as a champion, okay, I'm the only man who played a celebrity game, won both times and took the MVP trophy from this day on. You will respect Mr. Kevin Hart, two time MVP, it's a celebrity basketball game, that's better I think. I sincerely want to apologize for Kenny making me talk down, but you know what I have with Warren downstairs, you know what you have to do if you want to hang out with Mug, the guy you call me, no, he can hang out with the underdogs.

This is the Kenny thing, for two seconds I talk about the fact that your knees touch every time Kenny has the body of a Dutch woman. What do you think? What do you think of Frank Sager's jacket? Hey, Kevin, first of all, that's to the first two. The worst jackets I have ever seen. He needs to get out. You need to buy another one like it. It's both in the trash. Number one, very fast. Do we have someone who can review the checks to get Kenny before me? One of my lips-licking neighbors put his things on the street the other day.

The city used to keep Vaseline in his belly button so he would have access to it. No, no, Kevin, that's just your story, that's not so true. What is an idea because I am not? I don't want people like you talking about my fat that's a different level that's right you guys did this to yourselves okay so San Antonio would be number two if the Spurs went to the Rockets and the Clippers would be number three if the Spurs lost the The Clippers winning the Rockets lose would be number five but the Spurs lose the Rockets winning the Grizzlies lose number six is ​​the Spurs losing the Rockets and the Grizzlies win the Clippers means time will be the number two if the Clippers beat the Spurs and the Rockets number three if the Clippers beat the Spurs or if the Clippers win, the Rockets beat the Spurs and the Rockets, but even if the Grizzlies make it to five, they would still have the home court over Portland because Portland is the number four seed because they are division champions. but um, but 5c is going to have a better record, so Portland, even if they're the four seed, is going to have to open up, man, this is a waste of time.

I was planning on reading all that just so you could do the gag Houston will be the number two seed if the Spurs lose number three if the Rockets win the Spurs win the Clippers lose but the Clippers weren't the number five in the rocket The Spurs and the Clippers win the Rockets lose and the Grizzlies lose number six if the Rockets lose like it is now when I was your roommate yeah I remember he had Vaseline I had to pick him up right look at him look at him when it wasn't even a turn it looks like I eat chicken, I won't.

He even comes back when he kept his Vaseline during the game, but I'll be fine, look at that look, I'm married, happily married, now cut it off, he kept it with Vaseline right inside his navel and I would wear it, you lied to me. I know this because there is nothing worse than a black man with big crusty lips. I know I'm going to go deeper. No, no, no, look, he didn't do all that, but they'll look pretty good, but no, look, I just remember. Sitting there, everything was perfect and then I kept watching it, so I got a little closer now.

I didn't want to get too close to leave right there so now you know what you know 'cause you talk about my damn black suit all the time yeah I have a question I have a question for you oh God guess what no I gotta do it No, I can't make it okay, yeah, go ahead, no, you can't yet because here's Dennis Robin, bring him, Dennis. Get it, Dennis, yeah, look at it, oh well, throw 'em on the ground, Dennis, body dentists, that's low rent, you just had to go, hey, I'll kill you in the truck when I see it, you know that, yeah, sir, the basketball question, yes sir, go ahead.

Now I saw LeBron, who we all love and think is amazing. Do you think he really goes to a barbershop? I would say do what I did after a while. Oh yeah, you were doing the Rogaine commercials and I called you for that and they paid me well. Wait, let me finish if you're going to ask me a question, what was that Rogaine thing like after what? I'm just curious because I'm getting it because I'm getting there you really know what. It doesn't matter, see what I'm saying after a while, you gotta do that ass during the commercial, you just know when to say win, let it go, let it go, baby, so no, he ain't doin' that commercial, nobody, I love LeBron, come on.

Baby, you gotta hey, you just gotta say you know what I've done, hey LeBron, it's time to go home, come on, let's go home, share your head, let's go home, bro, we've covered a lot of ground in this first segment and hey that's a camo here I can fall again I like that cheap little elbow you gave him well now look at it look rip there you go oh no no he wrote he's definitely right look here we are it's not me baby hey look LeBron , I'm not many haters, what's up, baby, tonight? That was really good.

I just found out from Anthony Anthony Anderson that it's the fourth wall, not the fifth, that you broke if you mentioned it. I know it was a wall, thanks. Anthony we appreciate that man okay thanks for watching Anthony hey we got a great job on blackish by the way yeah great show where Kenny's name is mentioned okay Lakers and what's up baby? Will Smith called me. I need five million dollars. It's going to be tough for these Lakers to win some games. My God, you have to worry about things in the locker room. Good pass from Alonso.

He is a Pope Caldwell infected from the University of Georgia. Yeah, I think he went shopping at DC on the wall, come on man, okay, come on wizard, Let It Go. I'm just saying you better go to the Sunglass Hut Otto Porter Otto Porter Bradley Beal and at the same time they followed John Mahini Four Points let's look at the Lakers and the Wizards but I'll say it's just about the Lakers yeah the future It's so brilliant. You must want me to see you on Friday. Would you say you don't want to hear it? John Wall, yeah, leave him alone.

See, you keep saying you can just. slip one of those lines in there, man, leave him alone, you gotta be careful, you don't want to get called on us, it's probably Randall with the ending, it's funny because the verdict is already out. Lonzo ball, oh man, there are three of 11. You know where that came from 111.95 Washington, a winner over the Lakers, they broke their no big deal for basketball ten days, yeah, oh we dare to pass the Pelicans, the Raptors and Air Canada please, we certainly do, oh man I can't. I think they all came out there Anthony Davis, aren't they coming towards us?

Okay, that's right, okay, it's a trip, the referee needs some glasses, bro, oh okay, now it's the Pelicans Raptors real vacation with 24 points in the first half, where's their game? is in Toronto and here comes Jonas Valentino it's an international city laws different laws about uh DeMar DeRozan no big deal at the hotel I saw DeMarcus Cousins ​​and now here's Anthony Davis hey why are you sleeping in these um Pelicans of New Orleans? I'm not going to lie, don't sleep, they lost again, yeah, but don't sleep, Kyle Lowry takes down all three for a 109 107 lead and then DeMar DeRozan Chuck, have you ever spent 21 nights in a hotel?

I could go out and stay there. DeMarcus Cousins ​​will step back and hit a three. Could you go to your angles? Can you sit by the pool? No, that's a fair question. Can you get room service? Yes, you have to eat, but can you go to the pool? Can you go to the pool? It is

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of the hotel. That's what I'm saying. Can you go to the lobby? Can you go to your balcony? Yes, I don't know. I deserve it. Do you have to wear one of those braces abroad? Philly and Sacramento in our final highlight of the night hey okay come on man let's change the change guys yeah okay oh he's having a great year yeah let's go to Sacramento oh give me that How about Benson, I think?

We should just listen to Trophy all the way to Philly right now. I'll tell you what we were talking about wrong last year, but we can't throw shade at them this year, shame on you, third quarter, get that shade. Noel emptied for three more, six he has. bright future we've already used that you can't use it again go ahead, we saw he was in the studio with Grant making beats that's a r b b Can we do it? Can we show him and Grant how to actually make a beat, yeah, yeah, are you ready? Yeah, play the drums fast, that's how it's done Chris, see you Friday night, see you in the arena for the BBVA Compass Rising Stars All-Star Weekend officially here, outside of that stuff.