Can You ACTUALLY Win Money on Gameshows?

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money

and looking really cool in front of the entire country, everyone is sitting down. I sat in front of a good old Deal or No Deal and watched middle-aged white people pick the obviously wrong cases while Howie Mandel just smiles and if you were on that show, you could do a lot better because the lucky 24th case is never left. Okay, today I'm going to live out that fantasy and show how easy it is to make

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on game shows with my friends Jordan and Kelsey.

We're going to simulate three of America's favorite game shows and see how much money we can collectively make. Let's see how hypothetically we could have been rich. The first game we tried was Family Feud. 90 of you know Family Feud and I watch it, but for those who don't, the show polls a hundred random people and you have to guess. what are your most common answers to get points. I thought this was going to be easy. Steve Harvey asks you a dirty question, you scream naked granny, and then they give you money, but the moment this impostor of a host left, I knew he was out.

Of my items, the game allows you to build your family and I was going to make my two birds and I regret the tofu and randomize the last two members facing backwards. I probably should have done Jordan Kelsey because they were there, but somehow the game was random. Walter White, so we just follow him, you can see them like the stretches, the wolves are white, it's really him, that's good, that's so good, the message they gave us first was to appoint a president whose face appears on the money which we call. Lincoln and the opposing family, the Hortons, answered Roosevelt and America must have been thinking the same thing I was, which was wait, Roosevelt is on the money because we got the highest score and had to keep guessing more answers.

We confidently gave it to Washington, who went first and Then we realized we were out of guesses Obama, after three bouts of wrong answers, the Hortons called Hamilton, which is stupid because Alexander Hamilton was in the first place. He wasn't even president. Everyone who experienced 2015 knows that means all the points are stolen. no, Hamilton, like that, Alexander, it's time for you to support some points, if I know anything, he, Hamilton is not a president like Graham Bell, Alexander Graham, they took all the points. BS, name a president. Alexander Hamilton, ding ding, here are all the points.

America is so dense and uneducated, they are literally pumping wrong answers into Family Feud and I'm suffering for it, name a fruit hot dog, in the second round we were down a little at zero points at 96, but we blew it out with the following message, something that helps a baby. go to sleep milk in the third round uh hit the fan again something you might lose as you get older we were on a roll with hair, teeth, memory, hearing and memory, we have to attack because I said parents and even though that's literally a hundred percent correct, I guarantee it is.

Not there, there is one answer left that we needed to discover and we came up with a vision that we were very confident in, but we got another hit dumbfounded, how is the hearing there, but not the Vision? We walked a half way, got our last strike and they gave it to the Hortons, oddly enough, they ended up guessing that they couldn't think of anything, but you know, the answer revealed itself as seen. The United States is so lucky that the hordes did not respond because they did respond at sight and took everything. our points again after we said Vision, I would have started my villain arc with a strong points lead of 224 to 96.

Now we are entering a double points round. What is something that people become literate? Name soup. Four Americans thought they were being funny in a Family Feud poll and Once again I'm suffering from it, so the Hortons can play, but they end up passing away again for some reason that family just alphabetizes the soup, we try music, kids, they We ran out of ideas and just said soup again, nothing was right, the answers ended up being direction. book archives, lists of recipes and spices, what spices I don't agree with, there is no way the typical American has curry powder and garam masala on the front, they have salt, pepper and garlic powder and it all goes in the back until it dies, so now we were in the last round which was quick money, they give you one last round with an answer and if you guess it you have a chance to win money, name something that runs on gasoline besides a car, I come in with a loud bus, which was incorrect.

Not bad, although I see you going to the comments. Google says that a bus is a vehicle separate from trucks, cars, vans, lorries, etc., it is none of them, that's what Google says. Mower. All we proved was America's stagnation on Family Feud with our stupid wrong answers. Anyway, I don't want to make that silly Freedom money, with zero dollars in my pocket, we move on to the right price. I'd never

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seen this game show before, so I was learning as we went, you are given four lucky contestants from the audience. A random item is selected and the one who comes closest to guessing its real price without going overboard goes on stage to play more games to win money and I learned that even if I were one of the four lucky people selected, I wouldn't do it.

I even had the chance to be on the actual show, the game gave me six chances to be the closest to the price of the items and I lost every single one, but hypothetically, even if I miraculously won and went on stage, I would still do it. would have done. I didn't win anything. I tried content twice and still ended up with zero dollars, so we are entering our last game show of the day and we have a whopping zero dollars to our name after being on two of the most popular shows we created. I really need to make this count because I'm going to look like an idiot if I was on three game shows and came back with no money.

We go out on stage. The spotlight finds the American Jeff Foxworthy, he puts the microphone to his mouth and welcomes us. two are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader, the program where they give trivia to children up to the fifth grade, they are taught to answer them all correctly and we could leave the program with a million dollars in our pockets but we failed and you are damned to find out. You are no smarter than a literal child who has to raise his hand to go to the bathroom. That's Jeff's favorite phrase when people lose. He says it all the time.

It's like he's about to roast every couple of questions you have to choose from. a child who has been given to you to help you, you have the opportunity to take a look at his response or copy it, but you can only do so once they are like your child's lifelines. I chose Jeremy as our first little friend that I like. This enthusiasm and high-fived us very well. The subject we chose was 4th grade Mathematics and the question was how many lines of symmetry are in the figure below. He showed us a picture of a pentagon.

I accidentally thought it was a hexagon. at first, which wasn't my most pleasant moment and then it failed and never went away, we couldn't make the Pentagon disappear and we literally couldn't read the multiple choice answers that were our thoughts because we wanted to enter the answer of a yes, I . I know another one, it's not the best time, I was stressed, okay, the Pentagon is scaring me. I wanted to say one: they probably would have put the answers in ascending order, with A being the smallest number and D being the highest, so we were stuck hoping that was the case. a lock on oh man, firstly, seven was the complete opposite of what we were trying to say, secondly, we wouldn't have been right in the first place, and thirdly, Jeremy ended up saving our skins, so In addition to being able to do so, look at or copy your students' response.

If you ever make a mistake in something but the child does it right, he or she will be able to be saved and continue in the game like the rest of the life lines. It can only be applied once and Jeremy was here to be our Pentagon. knowing the hero anyway we restarted that attempt we weren't counting that one because it was just a practice round and eternal pentagon wasn't fair it messed our heads but this one is real now attempt two started and was going well we ended up getting to the sixth question without any problem, but of course, luckily, they gave us another glitchy question where they gave us a picture and then we can't read the answers, this time the question was from fourth grade. social studies what is the shape of the next landmark and then showed us this.

I didn't know what it was called, but Kelsey was sure it was the Obelisk and we could barely see it as answer C even though we were 99 sure we should just close and look. I wanted to play it safe and copy the answer from our chosen student, Alicia, so we copied it and Jeff Foxworthy revealed the correct answer, which was C Obelisk Jordan Kelsey and I celebrated because we were right, but in a very unfortunate turn of events . It was revealed that Alicia, yes, marked her answer as pyramid B. How small, oh my god, try three.

We really wanted to each take a shot at game shows because on national television you only get one chance to make money, but I. I don't think there have ever been moments in You're Smarter Than a Fifth Grader where Jeff Foxworthy sticks the Obelisk in your face and makes you guess while you're locked up. This time I'll say it now, we didn't get any. questions where pictures perpetually block the answers, it was all a fair fight and whatever we win in this attempt is what we are going to do and we did very well, in fact, third grade animal science, which of the following animals does it have eight arms?

I knew that a third grade music is a symbol that represents duration and pitch is also known as what musical note, so we got stuck in fifth grade measurements, nine meters is how many yards. I don't know, I'm an unfortunate slave of the imperial. system, so we decided to copy Juliet's answer, which was 9.8. She was right. We have to keep going even passing the benchmark question of 25,000, which means that if we end up failing from this point on we can still come out with a solid 25,000, but we are. By the way, going for that million, I had no idea there was so much money to be made on this show, they could ask you what this is and then you say color wheel and then you can walk away with three hundred thousand dollars, that's absolutely crazy anyway . reaching very far, very far fifty thousand one hundred thousand one hundred seventy-five thousand three hundred thousand we were still at it the question came 500,000 fourth grade inventors which inventors the improvements to the steam engine were fundamental to starting the Industrial Revolution we did not know any of the choices seemed right, since we didn't know who any of them were besides Benjamin Franklin and I don't think he knew, after a lot of back and forth, we decided to guess with Robert Fulton what the wrong answer was. but then we realized that we still had hope that we haven't been saved yet, if the student we chose during this round did well, we can still continue.

Jordan Kelsey and I look to our side and realize that Alicia, the girl who thought this was a pyramid, we're doomed, we have no more children's life preservers left, where was Jeremy when we needed him? she reveals his response James Watt was right you ordered someone who needs to raise his hand to go to the bathroom to save him, we did it, we did it. For the million-dollar question, they apparently tell you what the topic will be and if you don't want to accept it, you can still take five hundred thousand dollars, which is very generous, but the problem is that it's not multiple choice. submit your response yourself, which, being real, if I was really on this show, I'd say okay, great, see you around, and I'll settle for 500,000.

Are you kidding me? It's five hundred thousand dollars. I have proven enough. Here I go. I'm home now, but for the sake of the video, we covered the whole topic which was Earth Science and the question was what is the name of the process of heating water into steam and then cooling it to purify it, to which I thought, no. I know. but miraculously Jordan knew it I could tell um oh my god I don't know this here that's this distillation good job babe yeah right how do you spell that d-i-s-t? Isn't that what you do to alcohol?

Yes, I L L I'm still pretty. I'm sure that's a better word than what I would have said would have said Jeff I don't know, I hope, I hope, I hope they're not like it's

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distillation, here's the right word, condensation, locked up for the last time, oh my God, fingers. crossed is on the line everyone in the audience is not easy you will lose 475 000 and leaving 25 000 is still a juicy amount it is a good amount likeyes I would still be happy like very happy I too no I'm sorry we weren't true, no, no, no, no, we won that million, I don't care what the game says, we won that million dollars fair and square, it's distillation, non-distillation, shut up, Jeff Foxworth, they're making barbecue sauce again, so let's see what we did Family Feud. nothing Price is Right wouldn't even have been on stage you're smarter than a hypothetically a million dollar fifth grader I'm happy with that thanks for watching I wanted to mention again that we're selling a really cool Jaden anime bundle that includes a new album vinyl figures featuring Japanese and English versions of our song Rise Above, Ari card stickers, check out jadenanimations.com and follow our store on Twitter at jadenshop for updates and sneak peeks of what we're working on.

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