SML Movie: Brooklyn Guy's Ear Problem!

Come on, come on, I don't care about Vincent Van Go's ear, hurry up and go to the next one Bo, what are you doing? I'm watching this ear auction online. I'm trying to buy a Vander Holyfield ear that Mike Tyson bit off. Dude, that's gross, why do you want to buy an ear that someone bit off? Because no one else has it and I want it. Okay for our next auction item. We have the right ear of Evanda Holyfield that was bitten by Mike Tyson and to verify the authenticity of the said we have Mr. Evander Hollyfield so Mr.

Hollyfield this is your correct ear oh what you say this ear is your correct ear repeat it again the ear on the table is actually the ear that Mike Tyson bit off let alone where can I hear your ass, you know my ear on the table, my apologies sir, so Mr. Hollyfield, yes, everyone wants to know if This is your ear, oh yeah, yeah, that's my ear right there and why are you selling said ear, you know the bills do. It's the rent, you know I have to pay it, you heard it here first folks, Evan Hollyfield needs to pay the rent, so let's start the bid at $1,000.

Do I hear $1,000? 1,000 goes once 1,000 goes twice nothing, how about $500 for anyone for $500? in it bo500 is too much. I can have him lowered from behind, sir, he's just getting up to use the bathroom. I have been notified that someone from the online auction has purchased the air for $100. Congratulations on yes, I won, I won the ear that Mike Tyson bit off, yes B, what are you going to do when they bite your ear off? Well, I'm going to put I keep it in my wallet and I carry it with me wherever I go, every time I meet people, I'm going to say, Hey, you know, that ear that Mike Tyson bit me off, I have it and they'll say no, and then I'm going to take it out and show it to them and they'll think I'm cool, but how will they know it was actually his ear?

Comes with a certificate of authenticity of the ear. Well, when does the ear come on? Well the ear is set tomorrow because We're doing overnight shipping It's coming from Las Vegas oh let's go to bed I can't wait for you to hear me oh Karen I'm so excited I'm not going to count sheep in my sleep I'm going to count ears one ear two ears Bo I know you're not sleeping your eyes are still open I know that's how excited I am Bo you want to mess around just if I can do it in your ear bnie that's gross I know I'm going to sleep it's tomorrow Karen Bo it's too early for this I'm going to track my package oh I can't wait to see what time they deliver my ear which package you destroyed what you destroyed boy what's up?

I'm on the UPS website and it says my package was destroyed. What I don't know, let me see the breaking news. A UPS plane crashed into a children's hospital, destroying all the packages and killing hundreds of people. Oh come on, you're kidding! I can't believe my luck. I know B, it's horrible, all those kids are dead, oh my package is gone Bo, this family is hurting out there. I'm hurting, Karen, I'm the one who destroyed the package. Why does God hate me? Why does this happen to me? so selfish Bo Karen, that was Vander Holyfield's only ear that was bitten off, it was irreplaceable, how could this have happened?

Enough with the puns Bo, it's not a joke, no, I know, it's not a joke, Karen, I know people died, but you. You can always have more kids, you can't do more with Vander Holyfield's ear that was bitten off, you could do it one more time, but I bet he won't. I don't care if he and Mike Tyson are friends now that he is. I'm not going to let him bite the other one that's enough B no I'm not going to go to the auction house and say how are you going to make this right I need you to make my Tyson bite him I take off Vander Holyfield's other ear and spit on it in my hand, that's the only way because the one he bought was destroyed in a plane crash.

A guy from Brooklyn explains to me what's going on, so I bought a Vander Hole Field ear that Mike Tyson bid for $100 at auction. and I was so excited to finally get the ear so I could show it to my friends and then bam the plane carrying the ear crashes and the ear is destroyed it was one of a kind so now they owe me Vander Holyfield's other ear and I want Mike Tyson to bite it and spit it into my hand. Very interesting, Mr. Auction House, what do you have to say about this? Well, it wasn't the auction house's fault that UPS crashed that plane, it should be their job to get it. a new ear full of saints H, yeah that makes sense, it's UPS's fault their plane crashed, so Brooklyn boy, couldn't you sue for a refund of $100 for the year?

I don't want a refund, I want a Vander Holyfield ear. that was bitten by Mike Tyson was worth way more than $100 to me it's priceless they owe me Vander Holyfield's other ear and I want you to make Mike Tyson bite it and spit it into my hand well I really don't I have the power, for Of course, about Mike Tyson biting Holyfield's other ear, but I guess I could give you a 24-hour pass to bite it, wait for me. I could bite off his other ear. Yes, you have 24 hours to bite it. I ripped off Vander Holyfield's ear without it being considered a crime, but after that 24 hour period it will become a crime, so you better leave.

Thank you, your order now. Where is? Hey, Marvin. I liked it better when you played before you came. in my house it's very important this time oo I really like your hair although oh thank you you look good no, I don't feel good did you see on the news about the UPS plane that crashed into that Children's Hospital? I know it was like that. sad wait, you feel bad because you knew my package was on that plane, oh I didn't think about that, well maybe you should have been more considerate, a lot of people died, yeah whatever, but my package was unique, it was irreplaceable. your package like a kitten or a puppy no it was a Vander Holyfield ear that Mike Tyson bit off you bought an ear that was ripped off yes for 100 bucks it was a good deal actually oh okay so why do you care if it was ? only $100 because it's not about the money, Marvin, it's about the ear and the judge says I have 24 hours to legally bite off Evander Holyfield's other ear, but won't he need that?

I didn't need the other one that was auctioning it off. This whole situation sounded completely crazy and stupid, I know, but I just came to you to see if you know where Avander Holyfield is. I don't know where that guy is. I don't even know what he does now. Well, maybe you could try it. calling his agent and asking him, he's ooh look Marvin that's why I come to you, you have smart ideas, I'm going to go get my phone, okay, I Googled his agent's phone number and he I'll call hello. I contacted Steve Stalberger's talent agent, uh, yeah, do you represent Vander Holyfield?

I'm fine, so where is he? Well, I can't reveal that kind of information unless it's for business purposes. Oh, he owes me something. Well, what does he owe you? just say it's a good ear, what's in my mouth? what am I going to bite his ear off because the judge said I could hello hello he hung up on me well maybe the way you approach the situation yeah I probably shouldn't "I said that. I wouldn't have said you were going to bite his ear off ear to Marvin. Could you call him and see if you can find out where he is?

Well, I'll see what I can do. Hey. I contacted Steve Stalberger's talent agent, uh, yeah, you represent Vander Holyfield. , this isn't another ear-biting joke, do we get them all the time? No, no, this is a business opportunity for Mr. Holyfield. Oh well, what is it? an opportunity for him to return to boxing. Oh, he loves to do that. Yes, Mike Tyson wants a rematch. Oh, okay, where is he to talk about this opportunity? He's on Applebees right now. We'll direct that way, okay, I'll let him know you're coming, thanks, they said it's at Applebees, that Applebees, the Applebees, oh, the Applebees, of course, yeah, okay, I'll go there and dress like a waiter. and then. bite his ear hello welcome to Applebees what would you like to drink sir sir? oh oh, you were talking to me oh, I'm sorry, could I hey, you know I'm missing my ear and everything, oh, I'm so sorry, what would you do?

I like to drink Hi, I'm the district manager at Applebee's, you can go home, really, yeah, you're fired. Hello Mr. Holyfield, oh you recognize me, oh you must be a fan of something. Yes, I'm a big fan. Do you want an autograph? No, okay, okay, well, what can I start with? maybe maybe an appetizing ear oh uh uh what do you have what do you have uh maybe maybe an irresistible ear ooh um I'm really not in the text I shrimp oh okay, what do you want how? about, let's go with a cheeseburger, ooh, a cheeseburger ear, good choice, well, which one do you want?

Take a good look at what you have. How about an impossible cheeseburger? Okay, yes, impossible. The burger has you. I'll go put that on, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, Mr. Holyfield, here's your cheeseburger ear and your complementary fries, okay, calm down, that's a lot of ear jokes. Sorry, geez, just take a bite like Mike Tyson, whatever, are you going to watch me eat? Do you mind if I take a bite? They don't really feed us here, uh, my burger, yeah, would we like to do it close to your face? Although we may like the trapet lady, any man, not breaking news again.

The waiter at Applebee's bit off Evander Holyfield's other ear while he was eating dinner. In fact, he did. it's what and why you still have it in your mouth I don't know I just thought it was cool okay like my Tyson that's disgusting well you finally got it are you happy no because it's still not the ear that Mike Tyson bit good how would anyone know you have reason? Nobody would know. I could just say this is the ear that Mike Tyson bit off but I don't have a certain certificate of authenticity for the ear Hi guys, I'm Logan.

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