SML Movie: Rich Brooklyn Guy!

Hey daddy what Jeffy so I was taking a shower with my clothes on and I used a shampoo called gorilla glue what Jeffy that's not shampoo that's glue well how was I supposed to know what Jeffy says in the bottle of gorilla glue, not gorilla shampoo, then? Maybe we should shoot him so they don't have to put shampoo in the bottle, Jeffy, I don't think there's anyone stupid enough to put that in their hair, you'd be surprised, Dad, Jeffy, your hands are glued to your head now, wait, Let me try. to get it off oh no, no, daddy, now my other hand is stuck, why don't I go call a doctor and see what we can do?

Stupid gorilla glue. Hey, someone calls a

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mom. Effer, no, I call him a doctor, that too. bad because I'm not a doctor anymore that ship sailed like the yacht I just bought you bought a yacht yeah hey mario ask me what time is it what time is it oh I don't know let me check one of my two rolexes that I have now what do you want , east coast time or west coast time, why are you so

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? Well, remember, I said I bet my entire life savings on the Super Bowl that the Buccaneers would win, yeah, well, thanks, Tom Brady. now I'm a millionaire you're a millionaire yeah and I quit all my jobs every one of your jobs every one I stopped being a doctor right in the middle of a surgery I just dropped the scalpel and walked away like the guy was there with his chest open and all bleeding and I just left so I hope someone took care of that.

Did you also stop being a police officer? Oh no, I actually forgot to do that. Wait let me go grab my iPhone 12. pro max gigabytes okay okay it's playing this is going to be awesome hey kid hey sergeant guess what I left out craig what do you mean you're quiet? what's it you didn't hear me, oh yeah, I forgot, you can't hear me because you don't have ears because you're an Eminem and you're not even a peanut m m you're like a normal m m normal m m it sucks so what I'm saying is you can Take me having a job and shove it up your ass but you don't even have an ass 'cause you're an Eminem so suck it, that felt good, did that feel good?

Oh yeah, I love quitting my jobs, I'll never have to work again now that I'm a millionaire. Well, can you do me one more favor as a doctor? No, why not? Well, I'm done doing all those things. Well, because I'm rich, I don't have to do it anymore. Oh wait, I actually bought you something, wait though. What's that? It's a 500 Applebee's gift card. What am I supposed to do with it? What do you mean? What are you supposed to do with it? You're supposed to buy food at Applebee's. That's all you can do with it, but why 500?

I mean, I could have gone with option 25, but I have five hundred dollars for you. How am I going to spend 500 Applebee's? Then you don't want the gift of 500 Applebee's. I mean, I'll take it. I knew you would, but me. I don't know how I'm going to spend 500 Applebee's. Look, can you still hear the problem I called you about as a doctor? Okay, hurry up. Then my son was trying to wash his hair and he put gorilla glue in his place. of shampoo wow, that sucks, I'm so glad I don't have to deal with that as a doctor.

Well, what would you do to fix it? What would it do well? I'm rich, so I'd probably pay someone to wash me. hair for me, actually you know what, that's exactly what I'm going to do hey, honey, come in here and show him your rack of clothes that I bought for you hey, your wife, I thought you hated your wife, oh yeah, I just I'm changing everything. The things I don't like about this, I think you can probably see what I changed first, yeah, yeah, I'll give him a voice transplant next, he'll sound like Optimus Prime Luke, I'm your father, no, no, honey, like that It's Darth Vader we're talking about.

This, look, I was going to make him sound like Darth Vader, but she kept saying he was my dad and I couldn't get into that, so what are you guys going to do now that you're rich, whatever we want, oh oh, actually We have a favor to ask you what is can we live here live here why would you want to live here you are rich well, when we found out we were rich we doused our old apartment with gasoline and set it on fire why would you do that? We didn't want to live there anymore, so we're going to build a new mansion, but it won't be finished for another six months.

Can we live here in the meantime? Why do you want to live in a motel or something? I'm here all the time anyway, so why not live here? I don't think it's a good idea for you guys to live here hmm, okay honey, give it a hundred dollars, okay, a hundred, a hundred dollars, I won't let you live here for six months. Okay, honey, give him a gold bar. Okay, a gold bar. Yes, I make all my profits in gold bars. Okay, you can stay here for six months, but what are we going to do while you're here for six months?

Let's eat Reese's Puffs. what Reese's Puffs, yeah, come on, let's eat Reese's Puffs together, why don't we go to Applebee's? ew, I want to go to Applebee's, that's gross, who eats at Applebee's? You bought me a 500 gift card, okay, I'm ready to eat, wait, what's up? This, oh, this is my solid gold bowl, it's all I eat now and this is my solid gold spoon, it costs 50,000, why would you buy this? Because I can't come in, pass me those Reese's snacks, okay, what is this? They're Reese's sandwiches. No, these are peasant puffs, peasant puffs, yeah, these are tiny little puffs, where are the big puffs, big puffs, you know, it's the big puppies, the rich ones, the big ones, there are big puffs, but of course , there's some big puffs here, baby, bring on the big puffs, okay, here we go, that's what I'm talking about, those are some big bombs, what big puffs, yeah, okay, start pouring those big puffs, let me see those big puffs , oh, look at the side of the top, okay, while you're doing that.

I'm going to go see my wife and son and see if they'll fix his hair. Okay, sure, how are you doing here? Oh I'm no good Mario my hands got stuck on Jeffy's head wait Jeffy how did your foot get stuck? your head was itching my forehead mario what did the doctor say uh well he's not a doctor anymore he's rich he makes like a lot of money so look, I'm going to try to find a way for him to lose all his money so he can help us, okay, so stay like this and try to figure it out, okay, oh, I can't believe I had all those puffs.

You're okay, yes, I'm okay, just pay my stomach so I don't feel fuller. It's okay, oh, oh, it's much better. I'm not full anymore hey buddy hey hey you missed some great puffs you ate the whole plate yes I did hey honey show me your scepter okay wait what's a scepter can you see I paid a hundred thousand dollars for that what is it? do it it doesn't do anything it just shows people that you're rich oh well buddy i was thinking we could go gambling oh yeah be awesome honey get all our money in gold let's gamble okay awesome welcome to Goodman's portable casino where I bring you the casino and the house always wins, okay, I'm ready to bet, so how do we play?

So you pick a number on that board over there and I spin the little ball on this wheel and if the ball lands on the number you picked you win a lot of money but if the ball doesn't land on your number then you lose all your money we're not going to lose We're rich okay honey pick a number um the little voice in my head says 28. that's good, that's good, you follow that voice, you put that little gold bar on 28. well I think you should bet all your money on 28. everything, yes, everything really in 28, yes, everything. right, you heard the man put it all in 28. good idea, wait, that's all your money, oh yeah, man, 15 million dollars, okay, come on, 28, spin that thing, okay, come on, 28, 28, give daddy a 28. no, no, please, not at 28.

I don't want to give away money oh my god, we can't stop being rich, well, here are your earnings, oh baby, this is great, come on , let's go home, no, no, I think you should bet again what you think we should bet again. We should bet again, we better get good, my boy says we're going to bet again, okay, tell me what number uh uh 33 33 my voice is 33, okay, check, wow, okay, put it on 33 , come on, let's do this, okay, no. more bits come on come on give dad a 33. please not a 33. I'm already losing money you've got to be kidding me yes yes of course I'm pushing my wrench he said yes oh my god how did you keep winning because of you that was everything, buddy, you picked that number, you made this baby, baby, kiss him on the mouth right now, no, I'm not going to kiss you, you kiss my wife, get in there, yeah, I don't want to kick her, yeah, oh my god, oh me .

I think you should bet all your money now, all right, you've got it all, but you know I'm giving you half of what you gave me half, yeah of course you did, I'm giving you half of this money. let's go home no no no no I don't think I liked that you're here we're betting all of you no I wasn't just joking no just go home now we're betting everything no no no no no no no no no no we should quit smoking no no no no no no no no no what are we going to do what are we going to do is bet it all on the man who brought us here in the first place tom brady number 12. no no no no no no no no no no no we don't have much money we should go to house and not gambling we have a lot of money could it be more so come on honey put it all on 12. that's all good let's spin?

This baby, come on, come on, baby, come on, 12, come on, Brady, I need to braid if he wins again, I'm going broke, yeah, hey, what's that over there? What number was it? Oh, who's really to say we should tour again? It was an Eight saw it, what does that mean? So what are you going to do now? You'll probably be a cop again. Well, you told your boss to shove it up his ass. Oh, I did, didn't I? I'll be adopted, so okay, you told me you left the guy on the operating table. Well, I need a doctor, so mommy, get it out of your head.

I'm trying with Jeffy, the doctor will be here soon. Hey, someone call a poor, very depressed doctor. Hello doctor, my son put gorilla glue in his hair because he thought it was shampoo and now my wife's hands and his are stuck to his head. Okay, before I do anything, let me wash my hands. I'll borrow your hand sanitizer. Jeffy, I'm going to try to take your foot off your head, will they have to cut off my hand? trapped, everyone is trapped, yeah, I guess the lesson of this video was always read the label and don't put glue in your hair and also don't do stupid things with your money, they'll sue us.