Tucker Carlson Is The Biggest Hypocrite At Fox News | Oklahoma Loves Marijuana

Welcome friends to The Late Show. I'm your host Stephen Colbert. First of all, I want to start off with a happy hump day, which is appropriate because thanks to the Dominion voting systems lawsuit, it looks like Fox News is really screwed. New court filings removed. last night and the big surprise is something that shouldn't surprise anyone. Fox News doesn't believe a word they say and neither should you, nor should the White House Correspondence Association, the case in point. News Corp CEO and Picard action figure left on panel Rupert Murdoch publicly Rupert Murdoch's network has fully supported the former president and his election lies, but private messages from November 2020 show Murdoch concerned that the former president was I was going crazier and crazier.

I'm just curious, uh, rupee, at what point? In the Madness of Him, would it occur to you to report that the most powerful man in the world has become increasingly mad? I think the scales are going crazy, crazier and crazier, inciting a coup, strangling his secret service driver and having dinner with Kanye, we're on top too, I also found out that Murdoch said under oath that he believes the 2020 presidential election was free, fair and not stolen, but here's the thing after its own vote tracking team called Arizona for Biden, angering the Maga crowd, the network had an emergency meeting where the CEO Fox News lamented if we hadn't called Arizona those three or four days after Election Day, our ratings would have been higher because the mystery would have still been there, that's right, Fox News believes the

news

should be mysterious , they learned their journalism from Scooby-Doo and I would also have been president if it weren't for you nosy voters, he's solving mysteries like a dog, something else, something else we learned.

Sean Hannity was in a text message chain with Fox and his friends. Steve Doocy and Sean complained about the

news

team's insistence on reporting events in writing. the news destroyed us well, if it makes you feel better Sean, you destroyed the news too, but the devil responded to Hannity mocking the news side of Fox by saying they don't care, they're journalists, yeah, they're journalists, they don't care. I have real jobs like and a friend, perhaps Fox News'

biggest

hypocrite

is top-rated Prime Time host Tucker Carlson, seen here watching E.T. die. Even though Tucker has publicly defended the former president, the court filing shows that on January 4, 2021, Carlson wrote privately: I hate him. passionately what you hate him, but talking about him is what pays your big salary.

This is like finding a text message from the infomercial guy saying someone please bring me paper towels. This stupid Shamo just moves it everywhere. for the record, this is what

tucker

carlson

looks like when he hates you passionately, so kudos to

tucker

, it's not easy to look like the crazy one in a photo with the former president and marjorie taylor greene, i mean, he's from the center of these . The filings reveal all kinds of damning private communications from Tucker Carlson, but these communications are just text messages, there is no audio, but the Late Show has used cutting-edge artificial intelligence technology and this is true, we created a fake Tucker Carlson sound to read his real words in his Real Texts, like when he wrote this about the former president of the last four years, we all pretend we have a lot to show because admitting what a mess he's been is too hard to swallow, but come on, there is.

It's not really an advantage for Trump, well I know it really sounds like Tucker's voice but it's not actually him talking and the way you can tell it's not really Tucker is that he was saying what he really believes in the television, but again, those are real text messages. and Tucker is right about the former president, there are no pros, but there are plenty of cons, it's nice to see you again, it's nice to see you and since the revelation of his enormous deceptive hypocrisy, I don't even know what to believe about Tucker. Do you really tan your testicles?

Does he really want to have sex with an Eminem lady or is he just cheating on her with her pale testicles even when he is exposed as a legally documented cynical liar and coward that Carlson has been trying to lure people in? I don't believe his misleading editing of the Jan. 6 footage, but reaction has been decidedly mixed, including this removal of GOP spokesman Mitch McConnell. In my opinion, it was a mistake for Fox News to portray this in a way that is completely at odds with what our top law enforcement official here on Capitol Hill, thank you, oh fuck, you just slapped Mitch, Mitt Romney , it's very sad to see Tucker Carlson go off the rails, how bad, oh glove, this hasn't been new for years.

Tucker has gone off the rails and poured his poison on America, that's why they call him the Norfolk Southern of cable news and there's news about a little thing you might know called

marijuana

, Disco lettuce, Devil's arugula, Uncle cabbage Jazz, because this was yesterday. Oklahoma voters overwhelmingly rejected an effort to legalize recreation.

marijuana

, what are you thinking? Oklahoma your whole state is a pipe beg my ass oh it's a beg sure those who oppose recreational harm say this rejection will improve the mental health of those in our state so if you're stressed in Oklahoma, We're going to have to deal with the old fashioned way of chewing on a stalk of wheat, looking into the distance and realizing that the wind requires many good men, the dust is your brother.

Now, this vote was a bit surprising given that Oklahoma has adopted medical marijuana and almost 10 percent of the population already has a medical marijuana card, explains why they changed the state's name to oh claucoma and reporters say there is a weed store on every corner with 400 dispensaries in

oklahoma

city alone oh where everyone enjoys huffing and puffing and powers clothes just use your nose you can find more sticky disgusting weed oh yeah in other news we're getting reports disturbing that there are countries besides the United States and in France in France a massive strike has taken place. paralyzed the country with strikes among truck drivers, garbage collectors, schools, fuel deliveries, air travel and train service, the strike even affected the Louvre, where protesters briefly occupied the room where the Mona is exhibited Lisa and she wasn't happy about it or she was.

It's hard to really say that this all started on Monday when truckers sporadically blocked major highway arteries and interchanges and performed slow actions called snails. The authorities finally arrived and expelled the protesters with a special Little Fork, so why all the fuss over a government proposal to raise the retirement age from 62 to 64. What is the retirement age in France: 62 years. The retirement age in the United States is death when you turn 85. when you turn 85, they tie you to a pole and prop you up in the front of a Walmart, we have a big show for you tonight, I guess, Idris Elba and F Murray Abraham, but when we come back, women, yeah, I said it in foreign.