Top 5 Most-Watched Live Sketches | Season 48 | Saturday Night Live

-I can speak Spanish? Let me try. Saba saba, sama sama. It sounds like Spanish to me. -No, it's not Spanish. Uh, is your brain okay? -Let's find out. Charlie, listen very carefully. You measure my life in hours and I serve you by expiring. I am fast when I am thin and slow when I am fat. It's me? -Hey. You are a candle. -He's fine. -Is this how brain damage is proven? Well. Honey, watch this video. This is what you normally sound like. - Hi babe. She came to Arkansas. Pretty cool place. I miss you. - Well.

He is the sexiest guy I have ever seen in my life. Why does he

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in Arkansas? -No, Charlie, that's you. You were on a business trip in Arkansas. That's where he hit you that Party City truck. -That is not me. And who are you? Another wife? -No, I'm not your wife. I am your sister. -Let's put a pin in that. -Why do you still want to put a pin in things? Are you sure his brain is okay? -Absolutely. See this. Charlie, identify these objects, okay? -Bah. Bee. Bo. Bill Burr. -He's fine. Great job, Charlie. -Oh thanks. -Please.

Please, I want my old Charlie back. Look at it. -No. I'm much thinner than him. -That's because you lost 50 pounds in the coma. -Oh, good for me. -Doctor, I... I don't know if I can handle this. -Oh Lord. Do not Cry. You're going to make me cry. Come on. Take my hand. Look, I don't know who you are and despite what I said, I can't speak Spanish. But the important thing is that you are my soulmate. And you and I... you and I will be fine. -Do you see how it sounds clearer now? - Because no matter what people... people always... ...people will always do what they do and be what they will be, and that's the truth. -He's okay, he's backing off a little. -What should I do? -Find him where he is. -Charlie.

I know, and that will never change. Well? -Actually? - Yes, and that goes double for me. - Now I'm going to cry, and I never cry. -Aw, bring it. Guys! - I'm a good doctor. I help people!