The Big Fat Quiz of the 00s (Full Episode) | Absolute Jokes

The card says not your mom, seriously, is she your mom? I saw your mom and being cute by the patio furniture, she's also getting very little money, so when I went to Rogers because she's like a good teacher, Mr. Rogers isn't. He doesn't come back, he's dead, did your mother kill him? I heard your mother killed him having sex. David, what have you put? I guess, I mean, yes, Henry VII, very often, Henry VII is an answer to a question about who won the field of the Battle of Bosworth, for example. question no, but if that had been the question, this would be the correct answer, so in many ways, is it the answer that is wrong or the question, oh, let's go with a little common sense?

Alan Carr Kevin Bridges, what did you put on? We got angry and went to whoever. a that's right Ellen MacArthur no, I'm not going to give you a point that's why that's the correct answer a new world record after crying for 71 days in B and Q is that b and Q then she cried so much that it seems like the foreign ocean to another bonus round now, by the way, this is my favorite question on the big naughty

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. It's a brilliant question. Well, in the Northeast there was a brief grace to sing the novelty Taxidermy with products like Travis, the singing trout.

Tom Turkey and Rocky the lobster, but what was the name of the best-selling musical novelty? Taxidermy of the mischievous. I need the exact name. What did you choose? Kevin about my boss. Billy Bass. Big question. It was a good question. That is a good question. and then you have um because we think the bass is actually what he was instead of his last name. Your thing, the fish, are less formal than at first, they are less good and you chose Richard and all the bass and then you saw your mother's real name written, it protects you, thank you, well, I can tell you that the answer was uh Big Mouth Billy Bass, so the fish has a last name.

Is he, Mr. Williams, was he actually made of Sir Sir? Well, you're going to feel like an idiot because he's here and you're going to feel like an idiot. Hey, your guy at home sees it. Yes, I imagine it would be very entertaining for almost a minute. What time for another quick look at the scores? Kevin and Alan. they have 17 points Sarah and David are in the lead with 20 points Richard and I will have 11 to catch up welcome back to the big

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our final round is about the people, the movers and shakers mischievous pop icon Madonna will turn 50 in 2008, he may have been 50 years old, but he had the body of a man half that age.

Sarah Palin embarrassed the Republican Party when she ran for vice president. I would like to make it clear that I am not calling Sarah Palin an idiot, she is an ignorant, gun-toting half-fascist. -wit, but an idiot, yeah, probably fine, final round, hey, look at this photo, who is this man and why did he have more friends than you in the naughty ones? Okay, in the Northeast, David Blaine captured the public's imagination with a series of incredibly pointless stunts. Can you name three of them? Okay, do they all have three? Yes, it's time to ask another guest question to Naughty's it girl extraordinaire, Tara Palmer Tomkinson, hello Jimmy, hello everyone, In 2008, socialite Paris Hilton took the unusual step of launching a reality series to recruit a new best Friend, but what slogan do you use to fire unselected candidates?

So Paris Hilton had a TV show where she had to find a new best friend and when she got rid of people she used a catchphrase well, what have you written for yourself? Not Egypt, that's Apparently you're not the Hilton I call Rich. Well, for the next question, let's move on to the big Masterpiece Theater quiz, where Charles Dance is reading the autobiography of one of the decade's biggest stars, whose literary masterpiece is this poptastic Chapter 13. Drove. Back in central London, I parked the car and put on my party outfit thanks to my Blacktown windows, there was no chance of anyone looking askance.

I went for a completely glamorous look, a tight black jacket with nothing underneath except a Wonder Bra which of course, gave me the most sensational cleavage, tight black pants and heels. In no time I was ready for a serious party. I managed to locate a group of girls and soon Bobak from another level joined us. We were all chatting when they caught my attention. By a handsome, dark-haired man in a well-cut cream-colored suit, he walked past our group and looked directly at me. I felt a jolt of emotion. He was beautiful and I recognized him. It was Dame Bowers Charles Johnson.

Do we force him to arrive? Alright? Why did Transport for London issue a statement in 2007 saying that its staff were made up of professional cleaners and not professional art critics? Oh, I know David is suggesting the answer might be because it's true. Are you saying no? Yes. That's true. Surely it is so. is going to be part of the answer, well, at least you're saying that they were lying, that they didn't really have professional critics and they published that statement to hide that strange piece of evidence from the general public. Yeah Brian Sewell does all the cleaning on the tube it's a little known fact I'd love to see Saul in a J-cloth oh girl all day okay that's a monster we all have something yeah I asked you who this man is and why did he have more friends than you in the northeast what did you put Kevin Kevin didn't guide him I think his name is Tom Anderson but everyone else knows him like that I go what have you got so we call him Myspace Tom well that's it pretty cool Richard no you got this like Well yeah oh what I can tell you was Tom Anderson and he founded Myspace and you automatically became his friend when you joined so he had a hundred million friends on the naughty ones okay , so there are points everywhere.

Well, I asked you to list three. David Blaine's stunts in the mischievous, what did you put? I think he was suspended in a glass cage above the terms, that's right, yeah, it was one of the best moments. I think it was literally half an hour on someone. He took a golf ball and a golf club and set up on the bridge and was just shooting balls at the guy, the British God love him, what have you got? We have it in a box on ice on a pedestal and then there was one against Trump. Tower they called the rink Dangler for Richard no ice sometimes ice for five times well glasses cards made some cards that's not a stun although it would just be cars through it and it was on the other side of the glass yeah that's just amazing how does that oh, that's better than being in a cube for a month, isn't it?

Rockabytes was right he stood on top of a 100 foot pole, sat on a box above the Thames, held his breath underwater and hung upside down, those were the useless things he did to make David and Sarah understand Palmer Bull Tomkinson asked you what slogan Paris Hilton used to fire the rejected candidates on her reality show what did you put on hard tits imagine getting out of a car without panties over your tits it's alive yes, okay, what did you go to say David, do we have?, okay further. I, Richard, know what you put. I guess I didn't think.

I sang this to him and that's why he got upset. What did you write? she is not your friend and she will never be the fussy slogan she came up with there is no place I was going to write that is the last time I iron your pajamas to tell you teaching and you never so she would do it there was no point in leaving it clearly appreciation she did everything else long, really yes, Charles Dance read us a slice of pure literary gold, did you get the author? Yes, okay, what about Nelson Mandela's long walk to freedom, whose autograph he did you good?

We thought he was delivering it with such enthusiasm that perhaps it was the autobiography of Charles Dance. We also wrote to Katie Price because we think that's the real answer. You chose Katie Price or Phillip Schofield, his own book. We thought that too, yeah, because it really seemed like he wasn't even reading it. really made it yours if it's from Katie Prices you must be thinking this is a coincidence it was Jordan or Katie Price if you have a top in CE but we are forced to issue a statement saying they were staffed by professional cleaners not critical of professional art, what did you get?

I thought maybe they sound like a Picasso on the subway and I don't know, but at least I don't know, okay, Sarah and David, did you clean the Banksy off a wall that's the question what did you put, we put white, so, why are there banks? Just a guess, although yes, they cleaned up £300,000 worth of Banksy graffiti, that's the exact right answer, isn't it? I didn't even know it had started to disappear. Okay, time for the final question, you know the big naughty quiz and to ask my two favorite stars of the decade, ladies and gentlemen, please leave it for the Cheeky Girls.

I would ask which ones, which ones, yes, but you give me. a brilliant excuse to look at your tits this is the original T-shirt from The Chicken Song which was 10 years ago almost no, you can't one final question, okay, so we would like to name you three things, what is the highest grossing word. the best-selling novel and the best-selling album of the naughty ones and I'm going to quickly say two points each and a ten point bonus if you get all three right and I'm going to say that the movie is not Avatar because it came out very late in 2009 and made all its money in 2010.

It's not difficult, especially the first question is very easy, well that's because you have the answers to Harry Potter, yes, and Amy Winehouse is Back to Black, okay, Sarah and David, did you look up um. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone for the movie The Da Vinci Code for the book and Robbie Williams okay and you chose Harry Potter The DaVinci Code new this Craig David wait, let's take responsibility for what happened tonight, wasn't Craig David the correct answer? It was Mamma Mia, really Mamma Mia was the highest grossing movie of the naughty ones and the book was Harry Potter and the Deadly Hallows.

You have to point out Harry Potter as the best personally. I mean, this is a surprise on the album. It was James Blunt's back to bed. Yes, it's you guys, are you happy about that Britain? That's what they want, yes, it's time for the final scores and who better to give it to them than the voice of Naughty's Television. Second place is Kevin and Allen Sports. The clear winners are Sarah and David, thank you so much for our amazing panel, all our special guests and thanks for watching the great quiz in the North East, thanks overseas.