A Carny | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #496

oh, there will be a blonde in your life. I see it and it's like, because last night you saw me hanging out with her, but they're uh, yeah, gypsies are yeah, very interesting, my brother's friend, Donnie, is a gypsy. I think he won't do it. Maybe he won't admit it, but I think he is, but I don't know if he is, but he is, but I would. I don't mind being a I don't know much about

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They're so secret that they're like gypsies, they're unique, they're very, they're like Co, yeah, you don't know what's going on with the Navy Seals, but complete, you don't know what they're thinking, what they're thinking. It's like whether they're serious or not, whether they're telling Hest, yeah, you don't know, they just say things and they have their own language too, yeah, they do, yeah, it's nice. I can't even. speaking it well really is that Latin pig Carney oh that's Carney yeah the meat is tough because you gotta oh there's a language Carney yeah really yeah like what are you?

What are you? oh it's like a latin pig yeah you put e EZ before every vowel oh god it gets hard e e EZ yeah oh mi g e z would be gizard oh mi Gad so o would be EO Misa Gad oh my god EO Misa giz wow I know bard, you put EOD above e EZ before each vowel so God is giz beust Eon, what was it that Mrs. beust said EA oh yeah Eon bu oh man? So how do you close the carnival and move it to the next location? What is that set like?

What is the breakdown like in settings when you close? At night you wait for the big gondola wheel to close, that's how you know you're closed, what's the big gondola wheel, the big wheel, the giant wheel, you wait for the lights to go out and that means What have you closed? That's when you know it's time to close and you close and depending on what you ran, the games were very easy to take down. You know, the hardest thing was putting the hitch on after they took the set off because the hitches come off and pull on the trailer. pull the trailer, you have to take them off so you can put all the games in, put them together, make the Midway wait, wait when you say, make the Midway, what do you mean? and you put them right on the truck when you put You know, when you go to the middle, the Midway is like where all the games and the food are, they can all crash into each other because you take the hitch off with what's going into the truck. it's up to you to back the truck up to the hitch oh yeah and that comes off and that's probably the hardest part of taking down a game okay is putting it on and taking it off and how does everyone travel around there how does it all work? moving, so it depends on each family, they usually have trucks that dump their stuff and someone who works for them would usually be one or two drivers, they may have a couple of drivers, or you can hire a trucking company to come and dump . your stuff, um, the carnival which, like the carnival itself, they have big trucks that haul their stuff and they also hire people depending on how fast you get the stuff.on the road how far is it if you can make multiple trips or no CU sometimes, if you're just going, you know it's 50 or 60 miles, you can make a few trips, but if you're going to go a couple hundred miles you might not want to make that many trips, you know you don't have time, yeah , so you hire a transport company to come and take it and I used to tear down rides and stuff too to make extra money, so sometimes I would like up to five trips. one night, I took down the facility, I would take down five rides, put on five rides and you know you make good extra money doing that, that was cash, yeah, so what do you pay an extra 50 bucks to help turn Rod or something? make four or five a night make money EXT that's cool yeah yeah and I like the position I have now like some of them back then at the carnival we had a wooden frame like it ran to the end.

I ran everything I was in charge of. the food stalls for my brother and my dad mhm and um we had the wood frame sausage stalls that had the counters that came along the side where you could sit and sit at the counters and watch them cook and things like that. I don't know if you had them down here or not, but that's what I have now, that's what I use at festivals, okay and that's a lot of work because everything has to come off the truck, you know, the grills, the fried foods. . refrigerators like everything comes out of you, how would they move the big attractions, how would they get them to the next city or whatever, yeah, a big big truck that you knock over and most of them fold up pretty small like a lot of them.

They fold up into a semi or just into a trailer into a semi trailer into it's a trailer yes it has wheels underneath right some of them are on the ground we call the other ones that are not on a trailer ground mounted okay , so they will have a trailer for it, but everything has to come out of the trailer and put on the ground, okay, but then some are in the trailer and the trailer just rolls out like a transformer, how hard is it to break down the whole Carnival ? They take a whole day or they do it in a matter of minutes, it depends, I mean, you can move, you can do it pretty quickly, you know, sometimes you can have everything done in a good six hours, give or take, wow, really, and do they do it? you usually travel at night or when it happens yes, yes, because you usually close on Sunday nights, so you end up depending on how late you close, sometimes you will close early, some Sundays, although they make the bracelets where you buy a bracelet.

You could ride all the attractions all day and night and when they do and if you're making money, stay open later because you don't want to, you don't want to shut people down, that's what we call it. Oh yes, there are people. Still there, uh, yeah, it was another game we used to play where you'd like to put the money in the slider and you'd pay and you'd get these coins and you'd put the coins in and you'd push, called splash, it's one of the wins we call them yeah , I would move the coins forward and sometimes push a little as if a real coin was on top of them, I would push a quarter or a dollar, we use quarters in ours, oh yes there were sometimes depending on the state sometimes you had to use coins sometimes you can use quarters on principal you can use quarters yeah and so on, but those are a hustle too, yeah, because there's a couple different ways they hustle it sometimes there would be something under the quarters the coins there is like this triangle right in the front of the lip mhm, so when they push, they push to the sides and if you want to see on the sides, there are splashes on the sides, did you notice before that there is a way out? limits so the coins can push out of the limits so you would put a lot of weight in the middle so instead of pushing forward you would push to the side yeah because they might fall to the side and if they fell in the middle.

You got it, you got it right, but if they follow the sides, the house gets it. Yeah, that was right there, so the more weight you put on the front, the more it will be pushed to the sides. Damn, sometimes people hit him. nuh-uh oh yeah oh god, you know what he taught you, though he taught you about loss, man, he taught you that life you're probably going to lose, yeah, you know, and you're probably going to get someone pregnant, yeah, just taught me. that everything's a Hustle Man, everything in life, whether it's your HB boy, whether it's your teacher in high school, yeah, whether it's your second sausage, yeah, it's a scam, Life's a Hustle, man, because yeah, Life's a Hustle Man, um, that was another thing talking about his sausage. that was the way he made money and you ask me how I knew he used it, he used to make these pamphlets and sell those things to everyone because he was tired of answering all those questions if his penis worked or not, how he really likes it . it's like uh hygiene and stuff like that, the big lentini, you mean yeah, the big lentini, so I would love to get one of those.

It would be fascinating if you had that brochure that mentioned that one more time. I want to see it as we close here, my dad had three nipples, does he really have an extra nipple down here that's almost like a third leg, it's like a third, it looks like it's the same genetics as you? I know, yeah, I was wondering if it was because of Franklin Tini's gene type for as long as I can remember. uh side attractions, let's look at two more before we go. Mirino, the invulnerable man. Mirin daa was born in Roddam in the Netherlands in 1912, Mirin was famous for piercing his body with sharp objects and suffering no pain or bleeding, as a result he also had boiling water thrown on him and survived several gunshots to the head.

Miram was not affiliated with any Sao act. or circus with the idea of ​​being a human pen pad was one that was popular in that industry, so he would put pens through himself, he was the actual item, wow, that's pretty crazy. I think I remember hearing about him actually when I was I was researching my uncle there I remember him and the stretchy man there was also a guy maybe it was him who liked to stretch his skin really crazy Mirin Dao maybe it was him while he was acting , he also preached and said that his abilities were the result of God showing those for whom he acted that there was something better out there while he preached, he would also condemn the idea of ​​materialism, huh, so he had a message with what he was doing, interesting, interesting, man, Mitch, nice to meet Carney. brother, it's a pleasure to meet a guy who has been through this and has been able to come here and share a little about what the world and the universe is like, yes, it has been quite a journey, it has definitely been interesting and I would change it for the world It's taught me a lot and uh it got me, yeah, it got me, I mean, it's where I am today, it brought me here to meet you, yeah man, it brought me here to meet you and I'm, I'm the job that Now I like selling food, They treat me like a rock star and I'm not going to lie like they really do and I have to thank all those, all those, all my nieces and NE.

There are those in the world who really like to support me and take care of me like I really love Uncle Mitch's Munchies, the home of Turtle Dick Sandwich, really And, and it's real meat, yeah, Turtle Dick Sandwich, there's only two places in the country that could sell it. oh wow, yeah, it's in D, it has to be in danger or whatever, yeah, so we do it, we do it, you know, now we go find the turtle, cut it up and send it back to the wild, are you serious? No, oh, but we. I sell a turtle penis sandwich but it's not real but it's not a turtle penis okay but that's what it says on the menu it says Turtle Penis Sandwich and then it says if you have to ask no It's for you, oh I see, so we're good.

That's just one of the things, it's like you can't even have a real turtle dick anymore, no, but you should see all the turtle dicks we have now, people make turtle dicks like we have all these turtle dicks , a dancing turtle cock and all this. It's crazy, the games go on, man, they don't stop, I love it, thank you so much to MIT for your time, man, um, yeah, I appreciate you coming, man, and spending some time with us, and I'll see you on ninth, yes. Yes, that's actually what I do in winter. I work for my friend's North Beast company there with Ashley and Frankley in um Mass Amherst oh yeah, Saturday night or something like that Saturday night, yeah, I think on a Friday night, Saturday night , Friday night, yeah, yeah, yeah. m GNA I'll be working that's crazy yeah I'll see you soon so yeah that's crazy um Mitch thank you so much man nice to meet you bro nice to meet you sorry about this right we're all good.

I'm nervous, still floating in the breeze. and I feel like I'm falling like these leaves I must be a Keystone oh but when I reach that ground I'll share this piece of me that I found I can feel it in my bones but it's going to take