Bill Burr Reviews Impressions of Himself | Vanity Fair

For those who like to see an impression of themselves, it's like they can't go around calling people fat. I wish I was still this excited. I get rid of this covid weight. Hello Vanity Fair people, I'm Bill Burr and today I'm going to be watching people doing

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of me it's GL it's glue on the back of his head it's early Bill bar you make these

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easy you know you do your thing you make them easy you know they're easy to make it's not hard you know how to do it someone else someone attractive someone from Boston you know, it's too New York in that uh no, he has like Cadence but he still has the oh, they're easy to make now I have to like another one comedian, you know it's Better than I could give you an impression, how about that impression is me if I grew up in New York like Queens or something like and yeah, standing up, yeah, yeah, I got guys, guys, kinda Should Jay move on with his life? there's no money to make an impression on me, I'd move on to Ben Affleck or someone a little better known, okay, shut up, sit down, okay, okay, look, okay, look, you know, I'm not trying to be. a dick, it's okay, it's okay, you know it's too expensive to live here, you know everyone wants to live, I want to live off the L train, you know, wow, that guy takes it, that was amazing, I'll tell you what surprises me people. hair doing it and they're skinny and I feel like I'm watching one of my old VHS tapes, that guy is amazing.

I feel like in 5 years the L train will just go cross country, you know, so people can say. They live, yeah I live on the L train, I'm out of the Wellington, Delaware stuff, no, it's brutal, it's brutal, yeah, he had everything, he's making me like 2004, 2007, I think he used to have that shirt, he did everything. Which used to have it a little more unbuttoned when I was single, you know, trying to track down people with my alabaster freckled chest, um, that didn't work for me, no, that was amazing, very talented, I don't ever want to see them.

Again, no, I don't want to be in my head about what I know. I lean on the microphone stand. What I'm doing works for me. I don't need these people to break it up. You know, remove a thread and voila, suddenly I care about people. Correct imitation is the best form of flattery. Not now, it depends on how it is done. None of these impressions so far have described me as particularly intelligent. I can tell you that It's me, what all the Republicans are like, how did 81 million people vote for Biden? It's like they didn't vote for Biden.

Okay, they voted against Trump. Now it's like they hate him. You know, now it's like they hate him more than. like a child molester you know that's nice I've never seen anything like that you know let me ask him why are you like why do you hate Trump it's like thinking someone told me he called Rosio Donald fat yeah that's fantastic , these people are them, they are doing a really good job. I was just seeing the manism, it was really just this guy and the last guy, they just. I started remembering gigs where I would record myself and come back because you know, making a tape trying to be like a uh agent or something and during this period of my career I used to not be able to look at myself.

I'm wondering what I'm doing, why I'm moving like that, what's he doing, that was all like nervous energy frustration with where my career was and all this other stuff, so yeah, wow, these are all like Bill, but the good wine is a

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er from 2004 right there, oh God, you know he's saying all these nice things to say R, now I have to do it. I have to be nice to you, she has a high tone like a soprano, uh, it's because it's early, Bill, but it's early, Bill bar, you should know it's really good, you should know, yeah, it must have been very, very , very early, yes, Marina has been. breaking my balls for years, so it was actually a lot better than I thought it was going to be.

I'd add a little bit of hopelessness, but the euphoria that comes when you just don't give a fuck we met in like '99 2000, so I think that stuck in his brain, so this is like crazy, it's like looking at me, like I said, my old stand-up tapes, which I don't do, but if I had to do that, they're all very good. Marina did a great job. oh man, this boy J phoh I love that boy these boys phoh Pharaoh's hat hanging from his head like it's summer winter for this boy how does he stay in it? it's glue it's it's Gorilla Glue what's he doing is gled GL is glowing on the back of his head, well, I mean, with the face swap that was pretty wild, um, yeah, I mean, that's pretty cool, you know , I have a choppy cadence.

I guess summer winter for this guy, that's why I didn't want to do this because I don't want to know what I do, I mean, I think that was the clean version of that sounded like young me instead of being despondent about the life, as you now see, that's why I'm wearing my happy blue. sweater to try to compensate for where I am mentally right now I mean, I don't really listen to myself, it's not that I look, I guess not, it sounded good to me, I think I was too weirded out by the fact that my face was in his face, yeah, and I was like I had hair, oh, is he my AI replacement?

AI Andrew Santino will come to kill me one night, the Illuminati liked you better when you had hair and then that will be the end of me. But that will be good because I won't have to go to LAX anymore. Fantastic. I'm going to leave my doors open tonight. Let it go, brother. Nobody cares about this podcast. I cpom and will barely eat mushrooms. There you have it. See, that makes me feel like I'm listening to my podcast. I mean, you want to talk on a podcast about something else. Everybody's losing their minds, yeah, that was good, what they said, so you got a little bit of New York.

There I have a lot of kids from New York doing impressions of me, that's great. What I liked about this one is that I feel like he was doing, not me doing stand-up, he was doing the podcast, where it's more like you're hanging out and I'm hanging out. I'm like talking and you're listening for whatever reason doing your cardio or some horrible Southwest flight, whatever you're doing, that's almost a cigar smoking a cigar with me. I slouched in the seat like this. I am like. Hey, it's all these people here, what are you going to do acting like I'm saying something when I'm not?

Yes, it was great. I thought this was going to be much more painful. I'm enjoying this. just as you knew, you thought the self-loathing was going to come up, but they're actually really funny, this is your act. Albert Einstein is a genius, what do you think? Bill, um, I don't know, it's him, I really could. I didn't even get a decent haircut, what is that? his mustache she couldn't trim it the guy who had it and he was just you know how you came up with your stuff Albert Ah, that's one of my favorite people I've met since I've been In this business I love John Lovit, he's a guy Old school, I can't argue with anything you say about my ACT.

There weren't that many in the world. What would be a great show would be our phone conversations and our text messages. because that podcast that I highly recommend you watch because John was on fire that day criticizing me is not at all close to what we do on the phone. Do you like it. John's impression of you was that your favorite. I can't pick favorites here. I have to meet all these people at the club and you're going to create all this drama. I like it for different reasons. I love John because you know he does it very well, he's like a surgeon and he just goes straight to the right thing. sass so I like it because he was being funny but he's also trying to criticize me so he's a legend too so I love that one.

I love Marinas because I have known her for a long time. Andrew Santinos when it came to Creepy Factor with the face swap was amazing, the only kid that came out with the shirt, I mean I liked them all, they were really good. I'm flattered that such fun people have listened to me enough and taken the time to listen to whatever it is. I'm doing that, they can make an impression. I just want to thank all the amazing comedians who took the time out of their busy schedules to do an impression of me. I'm very flattered that everyone has done a great job and now me.

Hate me even more thank you, thank you Vanity Fair. I wore a sweater to make you feel even worse about myself.