Being A Dad | Gabriel Iglesias

A lot has changed oh man for those of you who don't know yet I finally became a father thank you well yeah he's ten surprise me too yeah they found me and it's not what you think. I didn't find out I had a Lost Child, it's just that I got involved with a beautiful woman who had a previous family, so I basically became a stepdad. You know, I just took care of the payments. The best part for me is that my new son looks exactly like me. He is fluffy, 210 years old. one hundred and sixty two pounds yeah he's a little down he's the cutest kid you talk to his name is Frank he's like Frankie what do you like to do?

I like microwave burritos and the Playstation too. The only problem is that he wakes up early at five in the afternoon. He clocks every morning to do something and he does it. I can hear him in the kitchen making hot bags, you know, damn, and he opens the door and doesn't close it and the whole house goes crazy, oh my God, and he's so cute because he's now going to do something himself. during puberty and I think it's hysterical, his mom doesn't think, so she says no, I'm going, yeah, I caught him looking at a girl and I told my girl, I told her baby, don't worry, if she has any questions, I will be the man.

I'll deal with it because I went through puberty when I was ten and she was like, oh, thank you. I said don't worry, I took care of it. You know, hey, I went through puberty at ten. I get it, and it also had cables, so. It was hard, you know, you know, what's the difference now is that now you can program channels so that they don't work. You couldn't do that twenty years ago, you couldn't block a kid unless you stayed awake. My mom was unconscious at 10:00 and of course. around 11:45 the following program has not been rated by the Motion Picture Association of America due to graphic sexual content.

Viewer discretion is advised. He was 10 years old. I lost my head. Suddenly I'm sitting on that couch, right? Ready, oh yeah, oh yeah, are you ready? You know, what's crazy is that I know it's happening in my house now because one night I heard what he's doing turning into a man and I was curious. I wonder what he's seeing, so I started browsing. my channels trying to find something that piques interest, sure enough, he's watching Cinemax, huh, and I know that's what he's watching, those guys clapping, yeah, God, she knows, yeah, I know that's what You are watching because I am receiving direct from my television. sound and then I feel like a little delayed echo down the hall, you know, so it's like I saw it the next morning.

I told him: what were you doing last night? Nintendo, whatever you're playing.