Giant Cereal Bowl Bath

- Today we

bath

e in a huge

bowl

of

cereal

. - Let's talk about that. ♪ (musical theme) ♪ - Good morning mythical! - Welcome to a tasty episode of G-double-M. - Oh, wow. - Super excited. And I'll start with a tasty little surprise for all of you. - Lots of flavor! Starting tomorrow, on Saturdays we will have some entertainment on this channel. We've teamed up with Frederator and some of our favorite animators here on YouTube to animate some of our favorite Song Biscuits episodes. Good. So look for it tomorrow and then some subsequent Saturdays. Add that to your Saturday routine, people!

Get up and see! ♪ (both singing) There's Bonnie the Bunny, Freddy the Bear, Chica the Chicken ♪ - ♪ (Link) Or is it a duck? ♪ - ♪ (Rhett) I don't care ♪ Get up and watch an animated Song Biscuit. But right now we want to take you on a tasty excursion. That's how it is. Because when you're a web surfer, you have to prepare for the day when no one cares enough to click on your face. - It's what you do. -So, as you know, we've been going out into the world to see what else we could be good at with a little help from our friends at...

Geico! - Hey! This time we tried to be workers in a

cereal

factory. It's time for... The backup plan. ♪ (dramatic music) ♪ - (Link) This is where the cereal is made. - (Rhett) It looks like a fortress! (Link) So you might think we brought this truck to drive through the wall, but we actually have something special inside. (Rhett) Because today is about making Link's childhood dream come true. (Link) This is Lupe Martínez, vice president of Molienda Orgánica, and she has no idea what awaits her. I feel like I'm going to join some kind of secret agency! - (laughs) Well... - (Rhett) I like this!

And you know what? I totally agree, because I'm already looking at cereal. - (Rhett) Look at it! - (Link) High fiber twigs in the house! Crispy rice, oat bran! Do you have a jingle? ♪ Organic Grinding... since 1960 ♪ - We don't have one yet, but... - ♪ (harmonizing) Organic Grinding ♪ - Here we go, we already have it. - (Link) Look, it's harmony. - All we have to do is record it now. - I like cereal as much as the next person, but Link is so obsessed with cereal that I'm willing to potentially give up a career at my current job to become a cereal worker. - (laughs) - (Rhett) Is that what you call him? - A grain worker. -(Rhett) Just so I could live his dream. - That's how good a friend I am. - A cereal farmer.

A cereal maker? What do you call yourself? A grain doctor? No, they just call me a cereal lover. That's what my name is. - Cereal lover. - What did you have for breakfast, Lupe? Cereal. With nuts, with fruit, with whatever you want to put in it. - That's how I enjoy it. - Did you know? I could cook for you, girl. - (Lupe) Good! - Because I know how to cook cereals. - Well. - (Link) And I will do whatever it takes to be your friend and potentially be your employee or, um... your husband. - Mmm... that's cute. - ♪ (Link) Organic Grinding... since 19-- ♪ - Sixty. - You didn't sing it.

Unfortunately, since you have a beard, you have to wear additional equipment. You are the lucky guy today. - You have to wear a beard net! (laughs) - You have to wear a beard net. - Can I see any skin? (laughs) ♪ (upbeat music) ♪ - (Lupe) Can you smell it? - I can smell it but I don't see any - cereal yet. I see boxes. - (Rhett) I can definitely smell it now. (Rhett) I can hear it too. ♪ (magic music) ♪ (Rhett) We've been granted access to the secret world of grain manufacturing, and it involves a lot of machinery... and boat oars. (Link) All I know is that there is cereal everywhere.

My dreams are literally coming true. - (Rhett) Was that guy in your dream? (Rhett, shouting) He's a little more industrial than he expected. I imagined an old man in a Quaker suit stirring something. - We have corn flour, we have salt... - Salt! - We have sugar... nuts. - (Rhett) Should I pat things? (Rhett) I think everything is fine! - (Link) First stop, the Landfill Station. - (Rhett) That's what this area is called. - (Link) Well, what would you call it? - Yeah! YEAH! ♪ (exciting music) ♪ - Keep going! We have to get rid of everything! - (Rhett) Look at this, look at this. ♪ (dramatic music) ♪ (music pauses) (Rhett) Oh, oh no!

Hold! ♪ (dramatic music resumes) ♪ Wow! ♪ (dramatic music) ♪ ♪ (epic music) ♪ (Rhett) Next: the coating station, where the cereal is coated with the best ingredient: sugar. - Is that heavy? - What's that? - (Lupe) Apple! - Blood? - Apple! - Oh! It's apple! - (Rhett) It's apple! - ♪ (dramatic music) ♪ - (Link) I'm not sure why we find it necessary to continually pet things, including each other. (Rhett) Well, I'm cleaning my hands right here. (Link) Oh... thank you. (Rhett) After that, the cape went into the thing and into the other thing... (Link) Creating a slow river of sweet, very sweet cereal. - ♪ (triumphant music) ♪ - So now we're ready to eat.

He needs milk! ♪ (dramatic music) ♪ (Rhett) America was built on the assembly line. Hardworking people who put sweetened freedom in boxes and send it around the world. (Link) And it was time to do our part, which was to put those boxes in... other boxes. - (Rhett) Here we go, guys, attention! It does not work. (Link) Too many, too many. - (Rhett) You have to keep up with me! - I'm trying to teach them how to box! - (Rhett) You can't be the weak link! - If you tried a different technique... Noooo... rejected! - (Rhett) We're just a little behind. - This is all thanks to us. (Link) How many people does it usually take to do this? - Only one. - (Link) Only one?

Only one. - (Rhett) Oh yeah, here we go. Alright. - (Link) Look at that. Oh! Perfect shot! - This is like seeing Picasso. - (Rhett) More like Blake Griffin. Have you ever dunked a basketball? Yes. (Link) It's amazing how things start to work when we get out of the process. (Lupe laughs) - And this is our R&D department. - (Rhett) We don't have to scream anymore! - (Link) I can hear you! - Not anymore! - Do you want us to continue shouting? - Because we can! - Of course not! - I'm very, very hungry. (Lupe laughs) But don't put too much because you have many other cereals that you might want to try. ♪ (upbeat music) ♪ (whispers) Oh yes, honey. (Link) Now, this is where I want to work.

I want to work in the tasting area. (Rhett) I feel like we're in one of those fairy tales where two children go to the kitchen and a strange lady feeds them... - Cereal. - Lots of free sugary cereals! Next thing you know, we're cooking in an oven. - (laughs) - (Rhett) Are they going to put us in the oven? - Is it slowly getting warmer here? - Little by little until we cook you completely, and then we all share. I'm not kidding. Of course not! This is only for cereals. - She's evil. - (Link) This is granola territory.

This is granola territory! Do you technically have to be on a hike to eat it? - That's hemp! - (Lupe) Mmmm! These are ancient grains and granola. - (Rhett) can you make a rope with that? - No. - Can we make sweatshirts with this cereal and sell them for $75 at farmers markets? - (laughs) - We would like to tell you something here. - Sure. - (Link) For years, maybe my entire life, my dream has been to eat cereal while

bath

ing in cereal. We can make it? - Well... - We brought a big

bowl

. ♪ (dramatic music) ♪ - (Rhett) There it is. - (Link) Yes. (Rhett) Put one leg in... one, two, up. (Link) Well... it's a little hot in here right now. - Oh! - (both laugh) Let me see if I can... wow! -Lupe!

What do you think? - It's fantastic! - I have never seen a bowl like this! - Which way? - We provide you with the plate, you provide... - The cereal? - (Rhett) The cereal! - So what do we have here? - Here we have special flakes. - (Rhett) Special flakes? - (Link) Rhett and Link Flakes? How much does it cost? - (Lupe) Probably more than 500 pounds. - (Rhett) This doesn't seem safe! - (Lupe) Don't worry, it will be safe. (Lupe) Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up! More, more, more, more, more, more! - (Lupe) Right there.

Ready? Place? - (Rhett) Open the hatch! - (Link) Okay! - (Rhett) Let the flakes-- (laughs) - (maniacal laughter) Look at this, Rhett! - (laughs) - Oh my God! That!? - Wait, that's a lot of cereal! - THAT?! (laughs) This is crazy! - Okay, maybe we have enough cereal. - It smells so good! - The only way out of this is to eat. - Yeah! I didn't dream it was so heavy. I feel your foot move. - Oh, is that your foot? - Yes. Don't play with me in a tub of cereal. (Link) That's cold. Oh my God.

I'm a little scared. (Rhett) Bring it. Let it break! Let that milk flow! ♪ (dreamy music) ♪ - (splashes) - (both laughing) (laughs) - (laughs) Yes! - (Lupe) Oh my God! Oh! Wait. You don't need to use your hands. Use this one! - (both laugh) - Wait, wait! Did you know? - Hey! - I have one too! - (Link) Mm. You want to try? - (Lupe) No, thank you. Enjoy. (Rhett) It's really good. It's very sweet. I'm going to go really deep and get some. - (Lupe laughs) - (Rhett) That's my foot. - (groans) - (Link laughs) It kind of takes on a different consistency at the bottom. - (laughs) It's still cereal, honey. - Oh man.

You need to dive into this. No, you have to sink completely, Link. Now, if I don't get up in fifteen minutes, call someone. - Alright. - Ooh! - (Rhett) Go ahead. Go ahead, son. - (laughing) I'm trying. It's like... - Oh, man, it's soaked down here. - Okay, go! - I'm trying! (laughs) - (Rhett) Just come down! (laughs) I love it! I LOVE IT! - Oh okay. - I can't breathe! (laughs) You have to sink! Your whole face is still up! Your whole face is still here! I'm so happy right now! (laughs) - I can't stop laughing. - It's okay, just get some air. (Rhett) There you go.

You are about to disappear. There he goes. There it was. ♪ (upbeat music) ♪ (Rhett) Oh, that's great! How is that? It's like entering another world! Lupe? On behalf of myself and my dreams, I want to thank you for making this possible. You're very welcome. Alright, let's get to work. Still not bad though. As you can probably tell, I had the time of my life and still occasionally find cornflakes in a crevice or two. - Oh. For the cornflakes that didn't reach any of Link's crevices and weren't eaten by us, they were actually given to the local farm animals. - Yes. - So none of that was in vain. - Nothing of that.

We wanted you to know that. But I think we're going to stick with international entertainment for now. - Yes. Thanks to Geico for sponsoring this episode. Go to Geico.com, where 15 minutes could save you 15 percent or more on your car insurance. - And as always, thanks for liking and commenting. - Do you know what time it is. - My name is Zachary Parker. - My name is Cary Nicholson. - My name is John Hosier. - My name is Cary Woburn. -And I'm Ross Kline. - And we're all from Kentucky. - We just ate Carolina Reapers! - (all) And it's time to spin the - Wheel of Mythology! - (screams) Be sure to check out the latest episode of our podcast, Ear Biscuits.

This week's guests are The Gregory Brothers, the masters of songify. Check out our conversation with them! - It's just audio, but it seems like a lot more, I hope! Click over to Good Mythical More, where we candidly share our cereal bowl experience. - ♪ (breaking news music) ♪ - (Rhett) This just in: Local - School teacher attacked by a mutated flame. - Um... ah, breaking news, this just came in: Local school woman attacked by a mutated llama. - It was a "mutated flame." - That's how it is. which is a little different than a mutated llama. It is a flame that has mutated by mutation.

Good. And everyone said that the llama was just a very nice llama, and they never expected this from the llama. - Right, but this just came: the schoolteacher was teaching flame mutation! - Oh! - Which makes sense. Full circle. Back to you, Jill.