Squeezable Food Test

All

squeezable

food

s are not equivalent. Let's try that mythical good day. We do this every day and by that I mean this show don't wear white V-neck t-shirts together. This is just a coincidence. It just happens, sometimes you wake up and say, Hey, and you too, no, these are our versions of lab coats, and as we experience this episode together, you'll realize that they're not going to stay this clean and white and pristine when we try things. We wear white because that's what scientists do and what we're

test

ing today is the juiceability of

food

. Now many foods think they are

squeezable

, but how squeezable are they?

Well, let's find out where the

test

involving the test is. of precision, the distance test and the taste test and we are putting ourselves in the path of harm uh, for the sake of science, I think there is a lot to learn, there are some things to try and that are fun to have, I am pretty. excited to be able to perform this experiment we need to transition to the squeezability chamber to the squeezability chamber welcome to the squeezability chamber I'm link and that's right, the same people we were a minute ago except now we're in a pile of plastic, okay, this is what we're going to do, red, and each of them will take turns choosing squeezable foods and shooting them at each other and then measuring the results.

I chose to start, but the old standby squeeze food, let's see here. We call it Squeezatron 2000. This is the mechanism that will deploy the squeezable food in Rhett's face. It's also just a rubber mallet. If you want to get technical, I'll put on my safety glasses and put in my score. face of the card a scoring card is just a target I'm a little nervous, okay, you're ready, you think it's going straight to your mouth, okay, I'm going to count three two, lazy when it comes to distance, it arrived until the end. so I give it 10 points for distance accuracy, it was questionable, yeah I mean we have something up here but I think it was your fault all the way up there, I mean there's a lot up here so I have to think on that, okay?

There are eight for link. I'm going to go with a traditional squeeze mustard and since I didn't like your technique with a Tron juicer, I said I'll go with the juicer. I'm going to play the juicer and wear my old pants. what two a little short, okay, but he did it. Squeeze, yeah, wow, let's see the distance was almost a line, so link what did you give the ketchup for the distance a 10? He made the mustard get a 10. Accuracy, I mean, it was a little low, but There was a laser beam right where I asked him to go, but I think it was a technique and then what does it taste like? mustard I give it a five, it's a little subjective, okay, so this time I'm going to redo my ketchup from the first round, getting rid of the squeezatron 2000.

I've upgraded to the squeezatron 3000, which is me doing the CPR technique that It is patented three two. I like that you deserve your mouth, whatever, okay, let's be honest, we're getting a little bit close. I got there a little distance wise, my glasses are failing me so I admit this was all the way so I guess the distance is complete. Accuracy of 10. uh, you never managed to get the stream directly into my mouth. I mean, you'd be the judge, but I'm going to say it's a seven and the flavor is still an eight. It didn't get tastier, it didn't get any more speed, it actually got worse, give it a seven this round for my next article I've chosen squeezable grape jelly mmm well, just to clarify for people at home I haven't had any accidents, all this It's ketchup, okay, now this has a I really feel great, this has a horizontal squeeze opening I have a horizontal mouth I don't think I'm going to make it because of that thing it didn't even make it to the crotch it made it to the chair five okay six five okay what I pressed oh it's good in terms of precision.

I give this thing zero. Well, I finally got it there. Yes, it is not very precise. So one in terms of accuracy. The flavor is up. I mean, Jelly is good. You already know. stick with mustard than butter, okay, here we go, there's nothing scarier than looking through the hole of a butter nozzle, oh, aim low, you've got another one, well, I'm really realizing this, the screens are trying something, anyone has bread, the guy needs bread. here, man, first of all, distance ten, accuracy, I'd hit you in the mouth the first time, low, yeah, hit the mouse, but it wasn't really eight, commitment, eight, okay, okay, it's got that taste buttery, it was overwhelming.

I give it a six, oh. really that's different I mean it's good for butter okay now we'll move on to more creative places since there are so many squeezable foods we decided to invent our own and this magic container contains a secret mixture that I previously mixed in the kitchen He doesn't know what this is, but you can guess what it is by trying it. I'm ready to try it. It's pretty thick, so I'll have to break out the Squeezatron 2000 again. Alright, ready, three two foreigners. hit your mouth I think a little shot a cannonball of brew bring it ready Oreos oh my gosh I think you might need to go back to the drawing board it's like you're squeezing a corn in the comment Frosted Mini Wheats your favorite cereal I really thought that I was on something you don't need to contact Kellogg's distance.

He had a cannonball. I give him a uh, I mean, he did it. He's a 10. 10 in distance, well, there wasn't, he wasn't. It's just that he didn't have viability, man, he did it, he just got out. To whom I lie? It's a failure zero, zero, intention nine, the taste is nine, it tastes good, it's like it's ready, yeah, okay, okay, today I made my own mystery concoction, now let's try it. link guess what's pretty lined up I can't see much here we go one two oh yeah uh oh yeah I totally make what is pizza type Pizza type ew mixed with what makes it runny yeah it's like it's been thrown up yeah well , Coca-Cola, yes.

Brown, it's brown, dude, ew, yeah, pizza and Coca-Cola, so how does it taste? Because, first of all, zero, ten and ten across the board, easy for precision, it was all in your face, it went all the way, no, no, no. no there's no flavor points oh god I gave you something tasty yeah but you had to squeeze it out like I think you need to sit down and get a taste of your own medicine or whatever you call it pizza pizza and Coca-Cola concoction because it's can squeeze. pizza and Coca-Cola squeeze pizza and Coca-Cola is your idea, don't you want to try it?

I call it yeah, I call it squeeze pizza and Coca-Cola, yeah, so come be the squeezer and see what you can do bro. Revenge tit for cat boy. I'm ready, I made it knowing it would be delicious, it's very good, it's called three two, it's a better idea than a reality. I think I enjoy my Coke and my pizza together, but they're not together. Squeezability achievement unlocked is what you say squeezability. achievement unlocked achievement unlocked unlocked and there you have it, the ability to squeeze Mega Match. I think that's what we call it, no, we've cleaned it up, that's the point.

It's taking about 60 minutes, but I think it's all out of my system. I'm considering coming here but every time I come back to try my pizza and my Coke make sure you drive so oh my goodness you didn't do us any favors with that but it was great in terms of distance and accuracy but no It had no flavor, so that's what it means. that the first two tie with 24 points total of ketchup and butter, so that takes us, father. Closer for the mustard, as expected, one point less, we would like to announce that we are launching a new product for sale at the Rhett and Link touch up shop.

How about what? I don't know if we learned much, but I did mix ketchup and butter. I had a good time. It's pink when you do that. Thank you for liking and commenting on this episode. Do you know what's up with this? Hello. I'm Mikey and I'm Danielle and we're from Homer Glen Illinois and it's time to spin the wheel of mythology. If you're like every normal person, you're addicted to Tumblr and we feed that addiction by having our own Tumblr account. You can go there and be addicted. It's everything you love about Tumblr and more, plus us, so please, we're begging you. take some group photos Rhett and Link discover America oh so oh here we are on the coast what's that smell oh I don't know hot dogs hamburgers hmm baseball I'm going to like this apple pie apple pie apple pies and uh maze done pop maze popcorn popcorn yeah we should stay here wait what is this place?

We are going to build a ranch and I mean a ranch style house. I mean anywhere else on the Internet. Can you see these things? You can't see a matrix. not like that, I mean, this is an incredibly amazing look, squeezing a matrix, squeezing, this is a matrix