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number one thousand and we are looking for something to do. So maybe maybe you ate some of the food there because like on I'm a Celebrity, they have like a koala, click on you, that's not what you know, Alan, that's not, that's not. like your national dish that's when I'm a celebrity, that's not just what Australians eat. Oh, I thought that was what they like, like a Sunday roast. Don't come with me, well, I'm a vegetarian now, which they didn't do. "No, yeah, so they didn't even understand what that was. The vegetarian option once was ham and cheese toast.

I walked into a room, he was my comedy hero and I walked into a room and I was myself." and he put his arms around me." He and I were comrades, oh that's good, because he's a real bastard to you on the

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, yeah, how much of the character is based on your own father, a lot of that, but, but I kind of took the role. My dad loved to attack me. You mean what to me? I loved the stuff too. You know, I just took all the bad things, but there's a scene in the

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where Rick takes me to cure my dad.

He takes me to his first love's house and uh and he describes very poetically how he used to court this woman and then at the end of I don't know have you seen the scene but at the end of the scene he says um anyway everything's fine It ends well, I her against this wall and my dad just did that to me, it was genuine, he's a joker, so dad, totally, my dad is a bit like that, someone got revenge on my dad, yeah, you know those machines Farts, yes. he put a sensor in, someone slipped a sensor in his pocket, yeah, you know, like a Wi-Fi fart machine and when they pressed the button they were in a Chinese restaurant and his friend leaned over to smell the thing and my dad pressed the button .

Then he left, my dad was laughing so hard he stopped breathing and crashed on the table, so why was your mom nicer to you? Because your dad used to bother you. My mom was lovely and my dad was lovely too, but he just went to him. Once, when he was young, because I thought my testicles were moving. What do you mean by alone? move, yes, if you control it, but I wasn't controlling it, oh my god, that must be very strange, right? I was like 12 and I went to him and I was really worried and I worked up the courage for a week to tell him everything.

Dads would have been understanding Alan, he called me an alien for five years, oh God, that's hard, that's hard, he was very kind, yeah.