That Mitchell and Webb Look - S04E01

What do you want I don't know what you want anymore I don't know what you want I don't know what you want anymore, right, it's complicated, right? um, we should, I think we probably, let's just cut the line, it's not working, Mike, Mike, I'm, I'm doing the best I can, I really am, I just don't know what you're doing. I want more. You're

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ing at the system. british emergency broadcast don't be alarmed by the smell it's 17,000 new british hours since the event and quiz broadcast time hello, remaining doors and welcome try to forget what you saw happened there last time, we think we've stopped it, so Let's say there are big doors left for our two survivors, Peter and Sheila.

Peter Sheila, you are the last remaining contestants to leave the game and as far as we know, civilization is at a very interesting point thinking about reproducing. I tried, it was too sick, yes, since the event, the sex is certainly much more vomit, the first round tonight is fragments, it is a one on one game with the opportunity to play for the star prize tonight, Not everything we have left to eat. That

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s good under the circumstances so really it's all game for Peter you're the weakest so go first and join me are you nervous no we all smell like that now so we try rubbing some brown soap on at night. before you fix your face, cover your security bag, so Sheila, you have to try to guess what Peter is imitating, it could be a book, a movie or even a song, what is a book, a movie or even a song, no We know, there is so little left. okay, I have something excellent uh one word oh no two words is the second word oh first word the something good luck what are you thinking second word uh two syllables second syllable uh up dirt outdoors and ceiling light stain ventilation uh the something ventilates the um vent the yes oh oh no no it's that I can't I can't say it I need an answer but if I say it I could summon him I'm going to have to hurry Peter can you have the food yes good sport oh your wife called and said she might show up on the way Home my wife what is your wife David why are you looking at me like that my I don't have a wife what do you mean you don't have a wife you've gone crazy again I don't have you no, what are you playing at?

So your wife left a message telling her to stop saying my wife, I don't have a wife, look, don't take it out on me if things don't go well between you and your wife, right? Then who? my wife so who is my wife? who am I married to key hores key Hors yes key hores is my wife you are a lucky guy sorry key hor the actress who used to be on Spooks yes and and who married the guy who also used to No, no, well, yes, but They broke up and then she married you last year.

She was in the papers. She's fine, so I say I'll continue with this. I don't understand why you're fighting that, David, because I have no memory. She is a beautiful and very talented woman agreed, but I can't help but think, here she is, he steals, hello honey, listen, it's just a quick visit, damn, Andrew wants me to come in and read him something, but there's last night's Roto in the refrigerator and all. Good wine Sarah bought us and don't forget the man is coming for the tree. Okay bye. You will see. Well, never, yeah, I think he could go for a good fly.

Oh wait, this is a dream, right? Of course it is. a dream you dream everything hey I'm flying David why aren't you flying I can't fly What do you mean you can't fly? It's your dream and you can't fly. Come on David, why can't you? fly yeah David come on I'm the woman of your dreams come and fly with me you're not the woman of my dreams that's cool I'm sorry but just because you were in a dream oh that's really it are you okay ? I mean, I'm kind of okay, you bastard, it's not my fault, let's fix it with Martin Freeman, really, yeah, which means a better outcome for everyone, ladies and gentlemen, that concludes my presentation on the homes and healthy hospitals or h h h anyone. you ask how do you say your acronym again it's h h h I thought so damn you just shot Ian it's pronounced H no H H you can't shoot him just that I just did it anyway it's my company I can do whatever I want we all signed the no bullying on site of work promise that peacefully prohibits physical violence what did you say?

I said specifically prohibiting physical violence is specifically with a specifically bloody hell Tony, will you stop shooting people for saying bad things? What are you drinking coffee? What type is an espresso? The word is espresso, stop it, Tony, come on, Luke, you know that very well. I killed my own wife for ironically saying a bad pronunciation. If I apply rigorous standards at home, I see no reason why the same standard should not be applied in the workplace. Why do you have to shoot? them, why can't you just fire them? Oh I never thought of that, yes I suppose I could, it's just that the Red Mist tends to descend whenever I face an ignorant person, actually Tony I think you'll find out that they are ignorant, what's with Latin?

We are ignorant, that makes it a verb, not a noun, oh no, what have I done? At least that will keep him from shooting whoever he wants. It's Whoever Likes It Next on BBC 2. Vic and Bob and the surreal celebrity nonsense coming your way. It's the new series of shooting stars