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Hey what's up? Nothing from my chair, it's just relaxing, do you like movies based on Shakespeare plays? You know, movies like 10 Things I Hate About You, oh, with Josh Hartnett, West Side Story, uh, Gnomeo and Julia, you know movies like that, because I can't understand them. Enough of Shakespeare's indecipherable English, fear of not being wow, for sure, totally stories about women dying ridiculous deaths, and of course, nearest and dearest to my heart is the iambic pentameter that I've missed so much since the high school English class, but what soft light comes through the window. comes out great, like I said I can't get enough, which is why I'm so excited to finally be able to talk about today's movie She's the Man, the 2006 teen romantic comedy about a girl who dresses up as her brother and takes his place in a new school while he's away to play on the boy's soccer team, so this movie is actually based on Shakespeare's play called Twelfth Night and you can tell it's based on Shakespeare's play because the way which is not afraid to be cool, yeah I'm Just kidding, you can't really say anything if you didn't already know it was based on Shakespeare because, aside from a few names and plot points, that singular Channing Tatum quote is everything what remains of the history of Billy Boy's original work.

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Like other quirky girls, you get it, yes honey, she is dating a 32 year old high school student named Justin and they attend and play soccer at Cornwall High School. Remember that name and one day Viola's team shows up for practice and they find out that the school cut the girls' soccer team, the school cut our team, yeah, they disbanded the entire girls' soccer team and didn't tell them a single word about it. until they walked on the field dressed for practice, so Viola and the rest of the team told the coach look. We want to play soccer, our team is gone, so we want to try out for the men's team, which he laughs and makes fun of.

Girls can't beat boys, it's as simple as that, a sentiment also shared by all the boys in men's football. team that includes Justin Viola's boyfriend. I think the coach said it all because they disagree about whether the girls are as strong and fast as the boys. Viola in the dumpster ends the relationship at that point, so she heads home after school and runs into her brother's girlfriend. Monique God, you and your brother look scary from behind, yes, I heard that Viola, you have a manly back that stinks, looking for Sebastian, where is he? You're at his house, he just walks in, goes upstairs, see what he's doing with your boyfriend, oh. she leaves 1-800 I wish I had hit her in the back with a soccer ball I just needed her so Viola's twin brother Sebastian, you know, the one Monique couldn't find a second ago in her own house, is upstairs packing for a secret trip. sneaky Audi trip to London she thinks I'll stay at dad's house dad thinks I'll stay at mom's house he's going to London because his band got a spot at some kind of music festival, which means he'll have to miss their first two weeks in their new high school lyria is actually pronounced Illyria because it is from Shakespeare's play, it is not the most common thing for two brothers to attend different high schools and even less common for one of them to start at a new school after that the year has already started, but we're not here to split your hair, you've just been kicked out of Cornwall for skipping, this isn't exactly the way you want to start, oh yeah, that explains it.

Hey, I think I suddenly understand why characters explain things too much in movies. It's for brainless people like me. Then Viola and Sebastian's extremely stupid mom character comes in and makes a comment that sometimes leads to a really good idea. I just think you might as well be your brother, so if I was like, now that you mention it, you know I'm a tomboy, no. Like other girls, I'm quirky. I definitely don't want to go to that debutante ball and wear a soup Ugo dress, you know? I think I'll be a guy for a couple of weeks, that is, my brother Sebastian, if you can't. join him, beat him up, so she goes and asks her hairstylist friend Paul to help her become her brother and at first he says no because he had this brief, weird lapse of his movie character's silliness and accidentally he thought logically for a second, except for the voice and the gestures and the breasts and the mentality but after some serious coercion he agrees to do it come on Paul, okay, which means we have a makeover montage, ha After a while, this is a great makeover.

The montage is full of mustaches. Soul patches get weepy. I just made that word up, they're all a waste of time because his brother doesn't have facial hair, but this is actually just Dawning on me, but Bastion's character didn't have fish because then Viola would have had to wear a mustache or beard hilarious to impersonate him, which would have greatly hidden many of his soft, delicate feminine features, believe me, it works, sorry, Crash You Got Boobs now, which would have made this movie much more believable because it would have made her as Sebastian is more believable, true, but no, we're just forced to sit here and accept that all the other characters in this movie are complete idiots and think that this is Sebastian at all, he should have Dom's lands hidden The montage continues and she begins to imitate at random. the gestures of men on the street say wrap your bun buns someone else is so peculiar that he lies to his stupid mother and tells her that he is staying at his father's house for a couple of weeks so he can sneak into high school of Lyria and posing for her brother, but What they never explain is what she told her high school in Cornwall.

I guess Cornwall doesn't call parents if their students don't show up for two weeks. There's a plot hole so she comes to the new school like her brother and this is where we finally get to see Paul the stylist, amazing transformative work, oh my god what is that, oh my god yeah , what's that? That's right kids, they put a wig on her and took off her makeup. Paul, my friend, you have a gift, don't hide it underneath. You should actually start a YouTube channel where you transform your customers into other people and if you don't get a ton of views, don't even worry, just start eating massive amounts of food on camera and you'll make millions. of views in no time and people won't even remember that you were talented, so Viola goes to school to meet her roommates, but first she has to give herself some positive affirmations.

I don't know about you, but that's the baddest guy. friend I've ever met, so I hate to split my hair, but when she walks down the dorm hallway I made her a roommate. I never realized how manly the antics in the background are the manly antics the antics each of the guys in the background is just throwing a ball of some kind like sports plural sports ball hockey stick the director really just said hey there's something manly who is in high spirits, so he meets his roommates, one of whom is a young Channing Tatum who we know and love from Step Up and Viola is killing it right away.

It's like a guy, hey, don't question if it's a girl or not, but let's be honest, it would be weird if they did it right, you don't just meet someone and say, "nice to meet you, are you sure you're a guy?" But they question his age seriously, how old are you? I can't blame him. Most high school freshmen I know speak like a Minnesota woman. Absolutely central, you know, bro, like I said, killing him or at least it was for a second until the tampons fell out of his bag, okay, why do you have tampons in your boot?

Channing, yeah, I mean, Duke, it's 2006, okay, you can't just ask people why they have tampons. She takes the trouble and tells them that they are for her nosebleeds that she absorbs. She avoided the crisis, so she ends up being part of the boy's soccer team, but she takes second place, which she finds ridiculous. I mean, second row, come on, that's ridiculous, am I right? I'm right, no, I don't believe you. Viola, your stupid sideburned wig and Minnesota accent doesn't convince us viewers that you're Sebastian, okay, it should have been me. He should have been chosen to play Viola.

Did you know that my dad works here? I know it. I made him cry once. What were you, brother? that's interesting and why would it be interesting because I once made your mom cry when I dumped her friend, don't talk about her that way oh what did you expect? I would be your dad. Widow Duke wanted a little widowed daddy to put her to bed. in his little pajamas and change his diaper with widow poop, okay guys, see you later, no kids, time for a short commercial break and when we come back, a disgusting oatmeal fight, don't miss it, look that blonde's booty.

Guys I'm so sorry but you're going to have to click on this video if you can't stand Amanda Bynes' Guy voice anymore and cut out Sky Behavior because it only gets worse but please don't stay like this on this soft day with The Name Booty It's Olivia and the captains are very in love with her, but she just got out of this terrible relationship and is heartbroken, so Viola can relate. You realize that everything has been a big lie. Don't you dare, don't you dare get distracted by that semi-cute and funny moment. The story is false.

This would never happen. I'm just kidding, so one night, while she was having an incredibly violent soccer dream, Viola wakes up in a torrential downpour. water in her face and her teammates tease her, they throw the most disgusting looking oatmeal I've ever seen in my life and then they tell everyone to get naked, but unfortunately for us, because Viola goes and raises the alarm against fires, she always finds ways to have to undress in front of quotas throughout the movie and as a result she hasn't showered since she's been at this school and therefore she smells so bad I made coffee wait so you couldn't even shower . out of disgusting oatmeal a disgusting goat meal that's not in a great mood so she calls Paul hi my life sucks and she says hey you gotta help me everyone thinks I'm a dumb smelly foreigner so set up this little sting operation in a pizzeria for Viola to seecool I guess he just hires a bunch of cute girls to basically throw themselves at Viola hey, what's going on?

Yay, what's going on? I'm a boy now, which means I have a weird accent. suddenly and no one knows what this is. Monique happens to show up at the pizzeria at exactly the same time, although she doesn't realize this whole debacle, how convenient it is that she's there looking for her boyfriend. I'm looking for my boyfriend Sebastian Hastings. you still can't find him, her literal boyfriend whose phone number she has can't find him anywhere, this helps Viola even more because Monique mistakes Viola for Sebastian obviously and chases her begging for her attention and then Viola leaves her. in Sebastian's name, you're really ugly, so all this ruse in this pizzeria makes Viola a big man on campus, she's basically now the man, you're now officially my idol, man, okay, guys, so remember, Olivia, you know.

The blonde with the butt, well she is paired with Viola in the chemistry lab, they are lab partners, which makes Duke super gelatinous because he remembers that he has a huge crush on Olivia, so he gets super aggressive with everyone after class, see, wow, the guy gets pretty. aggressive with girls he likes her like a neutered male dog anyway, he makes this deal with Viola, it's like brother, he convinces Olivia to like him. I guess he can't do it alone and I'll help you with football, to which Viola eagerly agrees and, um, I'm sorry. but I have one qualm, doesn't that defeat the whole argument you made at the beginning of the movie about boys being just as good as girls at soccer?

Girls are not as fast or as strong or as athletic as boys if you need a boy to help you. If you get better at the sport then you're not really taking the stance you think you're taking okay that's just my opinion wow wow so basically what you're saying is you hate women wow I'm going to keep quiet, so there is another one. Editing There's a lot of filler in this movie Duke and Viola are working on soccer Viola finally takes a shower Olivia starts to accidentally fall in love with Viola, who she thinks is Sebastian Viola sees penises in the locker room about me dating Europeans dancing this was before Magic Mike and stepping forward apparently complete Raw why I wrote waffle and then Viola finishes the montage by simply singing the comedy of her football coach team in her best kids, oh right, I can assure you that that wouldn't have hurt no matter what gender are they Hello kids, it's been a few days so I look worse.

I just got back from Las Vegas. Okay, so Viola gets Olivia to consider dating Duke. I will consider it. The duke is super nervous because he doesn't know. how to talk to girls Handsome Channing Tatum Big man on campus Jock doesn't know how to talk to girls Viola doesn't care. I'll teach you to do this as a role play to help Duke learn what women want to talk about. about ask me if I like

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do you like cheese I promise you this would work for me if I were single one hundred percent follow this advice my favorite scuda then they get scared by a spider and they almost kiss so the next day there is a carnival I don't remember what for It's the carnival, but it doesn't matter what matters is that Sebastian and Viola promised their mom they would be there for some reason, so their mom is there, so to continue the charade, Viola has to. she keeps going back and forth switching between being herself and being Sebastian, but some of the changes were literally for no reason, like this one here she changes on a ride and then runs across the fair to the bounce house and changes back, thanks, what was that? one of why this poor girl had to sit there with his sideburn stuck in her face for no reason.

We're worried about that, Andy Fickman, or we worry about that one, so while she's at the carnival, Viola has to work in the kissing booth, uh, because her mom. I told her to do it, so she came to relieve Olivia, who I guess she wasn't allowed to stop kissing this guy until she got relief from her. That's gross and all, but I'd actually rather kiss him than Ryan Cabrera's son. I was actually talking about this guy, but I walked to my editor who had no idea and found another kid who looked like one of Ryan Cabrera's alternate looks, whoever Duke is.

He was in line to kiss Olivia, but when Viola intervenes, he says, well, I already waited, I already paid for my ticket yada yada so they kiss wow oh, I wonder what that will turn into, so Duke confesses to Sebastian that He kissed his sister. he kisses, but Viola is starting to develop feelings for Duke that they never really developed, you never see her starting to fall for him other than a longing glance at him in the locker room, but she makes it super weird anyway, she just you take it and then kiss her and then beat the shit out of her, okay, God, I so wish they had made his character a little convincing, you know, like he would have been, I bet you six dollars I can walk all day like him, okay, but Seriously, I hate so much how she always clearly acts like herself and not her brother to the point where it makes Duke feel extremely uncomfortable.

And it would never happen this way. You know, it's almost like it's just a movie and it probably shouldn't. evoke so much emotion, something like a YouTube video in which a YouTuber reviews a movie shouldn't evoke so much anger and heart in the viewer if the YouTuber doesn't know by heart the complete filmographies of all the actors, but hey, we're all humans, okay? We all feel angry about things we shouldn't, for example, right now. I really hope something super herdy happens to Duke, yeah, so Duke and Olivia end up going on this date, but Olivia wants Viola, who she thinks is Sebastian, to come and make it a double date because she really likes him.

Sebastian and he's just using Duke to make Sebastian jelly oh yeah that's the token girl with the nerdy headdress Eunice oh wait there are a lot of similarities between this movie and the kissing booth there's a girl with a headdress uh there's a kissing booth uh there's something like a love triangle between brothers and friends something like going on um those are the only ones i can think of forget it i failed the video ended so do you like cheese? you like cheese? no more cheese Duke, that's enough ok, my colitis is burning just looking at this cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, we're talking about cheese anyway, the real Sebastian returns from England a little early and as soon as He gets out of the taxi, Olivia walks over and kisses him thinking this is the guy she's been crushing.

So for two weeks she can't tell them apart. Duke witnesses this and thinks that his roommate just kissed the girl he likes. Do you see the dilemma here? Do you see the conflict? No, it's crazy how wrong you can be about a person. It's crazy. They're having a big fight, it's actually quite aggressive, there's a lot of violence in this movie, meanwhile, the town boy, I don't remember his name, let me introduce myself, and he's plotting to expose Viola because he somehow knew something was up. evil. I don't know how he knew that she found out that Sebastian has a twin by looking through an old yearbook.

The Hastings twins couldn't be more opposite. Why in the world didn't they just Photoshop a real photo of Amanda Bynes and James Kirk when they were kids? I could literally do this in five minutes on PicMonkey, okay, the shallow kid and Monique go to the principal with this information and it all comes to a head at the Cornwall football game and you won't believe the ending when we come back. Hi kids. You're back, so Viola, if you remember, was kicked out of her room during her fight with Duke, so she has nowhere to stay and has to go sleep with Eunice's roommate before the real Sebastian gets home and He doesn't notice, so he leaves. sleeping in his own room, so he ends up being drugged by his teammates for the soccer game the next morning, which he just accepts and doesn't question even though he literally doesn't play soccer and as soon as he gets there he tells her they paint his face the team color so no one notices that you know he's a different person, honestly, he starts playing soccer anyway because Viola fell asleep, you know, at Eunice's house and she's ruining everything because, again, he doesn't play football, but luckily, he stops because the director comes onto the field to expose Sebastian, but this time it's actually the real Sebastian, so it gets super weird.

Sebastian Hastings is a girl. Can you imagine this movie being made in 2022? You can't just assume someone's gender. much less announce it in front of a stadium full of people. Andy Fickman would be directly canceled. Who canceled? Did you say cancelled? No, I said sponsor, meaning a piece of rope for hobbling an animal, most commonly a horse or cow. I'm pretty sure she said someone got canceled and I want to know so I can jump on the bandwagon and cancel it too, don't take this away from me, you know how much I love killing people, she died again, where were we?

So down at All Flags Sebastian during halftime they changed clothes under the stands. Viola goes out on the field and tries to play for a bit, but then Duke and Justin get into a fight or fight, if you want, you'll hit my gun, which stops the game. again for the second time and this time she says: you know I can't take this anymore and I love you too, what do you do? That's a little weird, oh yeah, it's because he's only known you for two weeks and you've only hugged me once. I've been pretending to be my brother and Channing says yeah, just because you wear a wig doesn't make you a girl and Viola says, "Oh yeah, paint my boobies.

Look at the Bobos on Super Freak. Am I right? It's just me." ". And this soccer game has more nudity than most? Then Channing Tatum gives a strange Shakespearean speech. She's not afraid to be cool. Some are born. Some make great sounds. Cool, dude, can you do it with Shakespeare's weirdness? The peeps are showing each other up, come on. What makes it weirder is that, for a long time, they agree to let Viola finish the game. She scores the winning goal against her ex-boyfriend, who didn't think girls were as good as boys. Viola and Sebastian not getting in trouble for lying and fooling everyone because of a spectacular football performance sounds familiar and then Viola and Duke end up, oh wait, no, he's pouting, he's doing that pout that Channing Tatum does, we're like clench his jaw a bunch of times so you know he's mad, this is Channing Tatum for all his movies, well good news guys, that happens, you know, that thing in movies where one character is mad at the other but then nothing happens to him.

Meg said that the angry character is no longer angry, so miraculously they are not. He's not angry anymore, yeah, that thing Duke does. He suddenly gets angry with Viola, they work it out. Everything you said to me when I was a boy just made me feel like you were so much more of a girl, dad, something here every day, but I'll take it, escort. her to the debutante ball that her mom made her go to, they kiss in front of everyone on stage and last but not least, Eunice breaks up with Toby, they rudely kissed on the soccer field earlier.

I just forgot to tell you that we're here. What a wild ride! I couldn't find the quote. Nothing new. Let's look at some reviews. I got some really good ones for you. There were a staggering number of one star reviews. I thought it was going to be one of those things I couldn't find. I didn't really like it, but everyone else liked it, but a lot of people didn't like it and saw it for what it was. This review comes from an IMDb user named Senna Chapore and is titled Don't Look, the lead actress looked like a 12 year old, the fact that she wore a wig and didn't cut her hair is scary, people have compared her with R Witherspoon, which is a shame, since Legally Blonde was fun and witty, this movie was like watching Harry Potter with Swedish voices. bad, what's up with this movie that looks like Harry Potter?

Here's a disgustingly embarrassing call by sakifunged. I found this movie a little silly, it was a little embarrassing bro. Viola is technically gay because she fell in love with a male welfare and the fourth I don't. I don't think it means what you think it means and of course we have to read a 10 star review because those are my favorites. Here's one called she's the man you really get involved in the story and become a part of it, not like V. for Vendetta when I looked around the theater and thought when is this going to get interesting yeah this movie is a lot better than V for Vendetta oh ponyboy9 well guys that's it for me today I have to go dress like a guy, but I really have to dress up as a guy to film the big screen scenes subscribe if you want if you like this kind of stuff Join us on patreon to see all the behind the scenes footage from today's green screen scenes Bonus vlogs Bonus live streams Etc.

Have a lot of fun there and I'll see you on the other side. I'd be surprised if it didn't show up.simply in the advertisement that is double negative, double negative. The director should know this at the beginning. I thought Paul was just joining in. the mustache fun, but then I realized that this scene was actually filmed on two different days because Paul keeps going back and forth between being clean shaven and having a full-blown little beard in the background, that's a little strange, you have a little beard, that's nice. that's weird, you have a bit of a beard, the trivia section on IMDb was full of fun facts about this movie, this one says that while Amanda Bynes was in child form, the cast and crew were more comfortable with her, they were more distant while she was herself, why Amanda?

Bynes in 2018 confirmed that playing this role led to her battle with depression because she didn't like how she looked when she was a child. I'm not here to invalidate anyone's feelings, that's fine, but I hope you like me saying I'm depressed because no. I don't like how I look like Chris Stapleton, you know, just don't dress like don't dress like a kid, don't dress like Chris Stapleton, right, what do I know? Why is the unit putting tissues up its sleeve? This is going to be like another. regaletto bread in the cup thing that 6,000 people explain to me and I'm the only one in the dark shut up Tic Tock troll she died