Step Up Makes me Uncomfortable

Hey guys, do you love good movies, like amazing, unpredictable, unique and intelligent movies with multi-dimensional characters and well-written scripts that move you to the point of tears? If so, you're in the wrong place because here in the jungle we mostly cover garbage, garbage like like teen dance movies from the mid-2000s, you know, like Save the Last Dance, baby, Center Stage You Got Served , there are a million of them to choose from, in fact, I want to talk about one today, but I feel like I can't choose, you know who? I should have, I should ask my bird, she has very good opinions on this kind of thing lol Hey, listen, I have a problem.

I really want to review a teen dance book on my YouTube channel, yes, yes, but I can't decide which one not to. I'm not giving up, it's okay, Channing Tatum

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, I'm sorry, I don't know. I think I'm going to go with something simple like oh, shut up, it's okay, you always get your way, so we'll go. Move on, bye bye, okay kids, you heard the little bird, move on, it's the incredibly cliched 2006 dance movie about a troubled car thief criminal who falls in love with the beautiful and talented ballet dancer starring FUBU, spinny Jones. , trash, hood fight, hardcore bully, Uncle Ryan Cabrera's chin strap.

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Thank you so much for sponsoring a part of today's video and now let's get back to the show, she watches this, she can't, we can't keep her away from it, she wants to. bite so hard oh because you just got your tooth filled thank you so the movie starts with a pop and a party in the city, I mean one of our characters, Mac, he's sitting on a girl, you know, the way he They do it in teen movies where the guy just gets inside the girl and they rock back and forth, but Sea's song is interrupted by little brother Max, this is my skinny little brother, okay, that's my nickname Also, what a coincidence, how skinny and Mac are brothers and they.

They are the best friends of the main character Tyler, where is Tyler? Anyway, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Magic Mike himself aka Channing Tatum in the form of the main character Tyler, so the three best friends leave the party because they like this guy almost killing them. PJ, it's not like that. important, so they leave the party and get into a silly tickle fight or what, sorry, no, a littering fight. Tyler ends up accidentally breaking the window of this building and Skinny is like, hold on, bros. I know this place is cool so they decided it's a great idea to crawl through the glass covered window and start jumping down the halls of the aquarium and they just start smashing all the stage props and stuff to the hilt. absolute.

It is the most vandalism you can imagine. He believes in this nonsense, he turned the pillar into a drum, whoever catches him, then it turns out that the school has security guards that patrol the place at night, first he attacks Mac, but then Tyler, the hero, intervenes and says: "Come on Mac, go skinny, go without." My brothers, let's go, very Noble, so Tyler is sentenced to 200 hours of community service at this performing arts school that he trashed, so he shows up on his first day and all the kids at this performing arts school are very artistic There are photographers everywhere.

There are ballet dancers, uh, these three girls who somehow sound like a 30-person choir, guess what Ty Ty, you too can pursue the arts during your time here at the Maryland School of the Arts, I mean the custody arts, there you go, that's right kids, Tyler is this. The school's hottest new janitor, um, so while he took care of Nora's character, played by the lovely and very talented Jenna Dewan, they got married in real life after meeting like on the set of this movie and I always wanted to stay together because I care a lot about celebrity couples. that I'll never meet in person so Mac and Skinny come later that day to pick up Tyler in a stolen car, it's a minor subplot, but anyway I guess they're in no hurry because they get out of the car and ask Tyler to demonstrate how the kids at this school dance subtly.

Well, it turns out that Nora is looking out the window and catches the dancer's movements. She says, "Damn, this janitor has more than just vomit cleaning skills, she can do spin jumps, catch her washing and say." oh yeah, she looks at this other spinning jump. Sparks fly the next day at school. Nora's dance partner, Andrew, shows up and my crutches went wrong on my ankle in class today. That's not your fault. I know it's just that the Showcase means a lot to both of us. Yes, so throughout the movie Nora is rehearsing for this big presentation recital, basically it is The Big Show that will determine whether or not she enters this dance company that she wants to join after graduating, the show is very important and now she without a partner I wonder who will take Andrew's place oh my god what is that?

Oh my god, what is that? Then we get this weird little montage of Tyler sucking at being a janitor. He seems like he just wants to clean up where students actively exist like this. strangely long empty scene foreigner may pursue a different career when this ends like maybe not one in the custody arts so meanwhile nora is looking for a new dance partner her boyfriend can't help her because he's too involved in her amazing music. so she has to prepare for auditions but unfortunately not a single guy in this entire performing arts school can master the art of lifting this 110 pound girl they all just fall dramatically or drop her and she gets seriously hurt just a suggestion , but maybe you should audition a couple of guys who have gone through puberty just an idea Channing Tatum is seeing everything as a man.

I'm better than all these blackheads. I will be your partner. I will do that. Do you want to get me up? Are you kidding me? he says. no, but then at the last second he just throws caution to the wind and says, catch me, this reminded me of so many things like Dirty Dancing, obviously, but also this tough crowd, what is this? A noodle comedy show for the deaf, take a ride all of you, no. I'm just kidding, just kidding, take a break, go pee, have a snack and then get your little butts over here and get ready to Boogie.

I asked you to bring socks. Do I look like Ellen's tights? No, no, or it's Jenko, so they start going. over some choreography, Nora does it very elegantly while Tyler does it very hip-hop, but they are interrupted by Nora's boyfriend Brett, okay, oh, you think you're so tough, why don't you touch me? He's fine, he stops cooperating and listens to Tyler cry because The boy has to wish him now he has to learn to dance, but he's too hot in his food pants, will he ever learn? I don't know, put it in tights and it will shine to the extreme.

Noah's boyfriend is mad at her, so. Tyler slides in like here comes the foreign janitor, well guys it's time for our favorite part of every tween movie, the montage. Montage Tyler and Nora are dancing, learning to jump, there is chemistry. Each clip shows a little improvement, but you know Nora wasn't that good. I think I could have done a better job as Tyler's partner and his plans and we're robots we're robots and we can't not calculate what you're doing funny Tyler be a bunny we're doing great snake kneecap out of the past the wind stayed past the wind good job I have a sweater so one day Tyler Mac and the skinny guy are stealing cars and pranking each other that car has an alarm makes Tyler steal cars uh he may tend to do that so he shows up and Nora not in the rehearsal room dance, there's a lot of randos there cuz she's in the studio listening to her boyfriend play some fat beat that was cool, you guys played Batman, do you like how this guy plays the most talented lead vocalist who gets a record deal while that literal Mario is his backup, uh, partner.

I'm sure that's how it would be in real life. Marginal note. Mario's character's name is Miles. He is a musical partner or something like that with Brett or his boyfriend and he is very in love with Nora's best friend. Lucy and given that he was an incredibly popular R B singer at the time of this movie's release, I'm very surprised that he accepted this script. I just prefer to play with myself, what not, not play, we are moving forward, so let me see. An entire pointless 10 minute long segment in which Tyler walks out and then walks out again.

Yeah, no, I don't think that's an essay. What's going to work for me means I'm out. Sorry the next day. I'm sorry about yesterday. I don't know the character development, I guess you know how to show that while Tyler is an idiot, he still wants to be a better person without this showcase, I have nothing, I'm not going anywhere, yeah, because you're definitely not remodeled or incredibly talented anyway, all this. it was just a great transition for Tyler to say and what do I have to do to prove to you if I'll do something and I'm good, how charming and relatable it almost made me forget this, what if I fell?

I would like to change levels, which is really good, wow, look, how dare you? There's a new king of choreography and he does it all in Fubu's yes class, one Saturday like whatever, one day and I already ruined this for you, but Brett signs. like a record deal and completely kicks his partner to the curb. I just heard that you heard wrong. Brett signed to the label. I thought it was the only time. um, yeah, he was the only talent. Okay, these voices versus these obvious winners here, good sarcasm is hard. To distinguish it from normal speech, this is clearly a big turn-off for Nora, so she runs upstairs to yell at him.

I guess she likes to straighten her hair on the way up and she's like, oh yeah, you left miles, well guess what I left you. Brett, seriously, Norm, would you have left? I don't know, it's not the right answer, but I'm leaving and so, kids, Nora is conveniently single, don't you love that in a tween movie when the boyfriend or girlfriend in the beginning of the movie does something idiotic enough as if to free the main character to have permission to fall in love with a juvenile delinquent, a vandalistic car thief with a bad attitude in jinkos.

Same thing, would you break up with me? Yeah, sorry Brett, not even you. These out of this world voices or your soul can compete with this, so one night the kids decided to go out on the town, so she remembers Lucy, Nora's best friend, so she sings again for her boyfriend Colin, who told me. baffled for a second because he looks and sounds almostexactly like Brett, they both have that 2006 bro haircut and they both look like they shop at Buckle and they're both 40 years old anyway, they're actually there to see Lucy perform because Miles again has a huge crush on Lucy. but like I said she is dating Colin unfortunately, why would she choose this regular 40 year old Buckle over miles?

You can ask, I'll tell you right, it's because of his amazing stage presence, thank you, I mean, Hi Miles, Colin, there's no competition besides being a Next Level performer, Colin, he's also a super nice guy, invites thousands of people to come up on stage to do a set with them. Lucy takes over the vocals, the song plays, the crowd goes crazy and we do a little impromptu choreography, everyone bites their lip or you can't see this part she made a widow's mistake, I'm just kidding, he immediately takes her to a dance that good, they really chose a terrible New York song, so after the dance, wouldn't you know?

Colin ends up being an idiot too yeah yeah unfortunately he's there playing with Rando while Mario is standing there like Hi Lucy you should let me love you but she won't let him love her she runs away meanwhile Nora and Tyler again This bothers me because I feel like they were one of those couples that I always hoped would get back together, you know, it's a benefit, but it's Channing and Jenna, so it would be Jenna. I just realized I have Channing and Jenna working for me right here in my studio. Jenna is my sister. Channing is my friend.

Oh my goodness, this is an incredible moment. What do I do, Jamie? I need to focus, you're filming a movie review, calm down your tits, yeah, oh yeah, that makes sense, thanks Jenna, please don't kick me out. She brought you orange juice. I have acid reflux, do you need that much orange juice? So I forgot to tell him. Guys, Tyler is in foster care because foster parents are like they're just there, they're not real characters, but his little Foster brother and sister are cute dolls, you might recognize the sister that Allison Stoner played, who I feel is pretty big on Tick Tock now doesn't suck, she was cute in this movie, they have this super awkward brother sister dancing, a lot of this dialogue reminds me of honey, you know, the characters are just trying to sound hip hop, They almost keep coming up and they're great. but they just can't, Nemo, so we get a zillion more Channing and Jenna filler scenes, oh we, no, the actors in the movie, sorry, I mean Nora and Tyler and they're blossoming a romance, well, Guess who isn't very excited about this blossoming romance.

Mac, remember, Mac, you think this is crazy, tell me, I don't see this top. I guess Mac is mad, it's not that he's anti-dance or anything, it's just that his best friend Tyler doesn't seem to have the time for him anymore. His best friend plays basketball, steals cars, and almost gets killed at parties. How dare Tyler do something productive with his life? You know, almost like that, it's a moment of relief, come on, man, good news, Matt, this news is not good news because Andrew shows up and Tyler. Like, are you back? No, I don't know why I keep rapping, it's this movie, it's this movie and all the fat beats anyway, so we have our big conflicts, guys, okay, Andrew's back.

Tyler feels slighted, quits again, he's unreasonably loud, so how is he? No, I haven't been filling in for Andrew. Is he serious? He would never tolerate that personally. You have bad breath. There are no children. We have to take an advertising break unless you have YouTube Premium or unless I get demonetized. we're back death see you there hey kids we're back and Andrew is trying so hard to learn Tyler's moves but he's too stiff he's inhaling him buddy Andrew you might have fooled everyone else here I know the truth you didn't leave because you got hurt you were taking secret hip-hop lessons with Dina hey I'm Dina the queen of hip hop hip hop it's this two three four hit ah and ah sorry I keep forgetting to review this movie so Tyler and Mac can finally get up and they go to a party where suddenly the role is reversed.

Mac is now very interested in dancing while Tyler seems to be against dancing, oh how turntables, uh, twerk, so they're hanging out and all of a sudden he shows up skinny and he's not. He's supposed to be there skinny and what are you doing here? Man, I'm doing the same thing. I don't think they're doing that at all, skinny, so they kick it. He's super upset, so on his way home he has another one. of his very good ideas and decides to steal a car from the guy who literally almost killed them at the beginning of the movie PJ, so he steals the guy's car and then drives it back to the party they were at where there were tons of people.

Clearly there's probably no PC and he could easily call him, which is what they do and so he goes back and kills Skin. Do you know what's so strange to me about this? There was really no reason for Skinny to die. I guess the goal was to inspire the character of Max. wanting to be better and stop stealing cars and do something with his life etc, but I feel like they could have still taught him that lesson if they had put him in a coma until the end and then he could wake up and say something about his hilarious skinny and everything is okay, lesson learned, you know, okay, have him put in juvie if you want to teach a lesson about car theft, but he got killed off as a kid in a teen dance movie, why does he seem so out of place in on a lighter note uh Andrew gets hurt again and quit.

I can't do this, Nora, so since Andrew got hurt again and Tyler quit, Nora doesn't have a partner and now she's flying solo to the big showcase, so with this new desire they have to be better men. Tyler and Mack show up at the Showcase to save the day, so Tyler runs backstage in true high school boy style and is like Nora, I'm here and I'm fighting for something that's real for the first time in my life. I can't do this now. This is everything I've been working for. I know and I'm sorry. I just wanted you to be able to do this the way you imagined.

I can't too late. Sorry, you thought I could do it. You lost, didn't you? and you thought Tyler was going to have to go back to being a vandalistic janitor, but Nora actually takes him back in the final pumpkin. Tyler, do you remember the

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s to dance? It's super good, it's kind of a combination of both characters Unique styles, you know, a little bit of ballet, a little bit of break dancing and of course a little bit of hip-hop, they went straight ah, straight, ah, straight, ah, straight, ah, straight, ah, strength and, in Liz McGuire's real movie Raise Your Voice, Burlesque, taking five status updates from Justin to Kelly and the teen Star Academy model each conflict is resolved after an incredible performance musical.

Miles hangs out with Lucy Nora joins the dance company Tyler goes to the school he trashed. See you on Monday. Jenna gets back together and Matt gets into it, literally. nothing literally literally his brother dies and the Riders were like oh yeah just get out in the car yeah and hopefully the audience will forget about you yeah we'll just make it focus on Channing and Janna and whatever thing, this guy is doing. the big cool ending in the background we didn't even get to see Brett something bad happened to him that would make him sit there and pout in the audience while the good characters act like every other tween dance movie so according to the trivia section . from IMDb This movie surpassed its $12 million budget in its opening weekend, so thanks to whoever added that to the trivia section because we finally got to know what the budget was.

The great reviews of 12 Milli are killing me, there are so many one star reviews on this. The review comes from an IMDb username for Mrs Batman titled this movie reeks of mediocrity, one in ten. I realized from the first two seconds that I would regret this movie. The performance totally sucked, it was horrible, they probably went to Publix and asked if anyone would do it. I don't want it to be in a movie, oh man, these are funny, this is going to be one in ten steps. One in ten movies is the same as the song.

I'm going to assist. The poor black boy discovers that he is white. The comments are more entertaining than the movie. Personally, I rate this movie a three out of ten because it was mildly entertaining. I liked dancing and everything, but it was 80 pointless scenes, so useless and so boring that I couldn't even make fun of them and I could make fun of anything, including your grandmother. oh no, not her, she would never do that, but she could, so I have to go. I have to go practice my spinning jumps and my hip hop. Don't forget to join me on Patreon if you want to see everything behind the scenes.

Footage from today's green screen photoshoot, follow my other social accounts if you want other short form content and I'll see you guys on the other side, peace, you better calm down about that sounding like yes, yes, Gina, no you can be. wildly out there one bite, one bite, hurry up, oh creep, you're going to share cereal soaked with cow's milk with your sister, what is it, tell me what do I have to do? I can't, it was like a burlesque, I can't say it. You're a cartwheel, look, your hands are always like that, reminds me of Step Thumb, Step, yeah, I feel like you talk about Step Up all the time, like for the last four years, every day, and you don't give it a single opportunity to other films.

You know not everyone wants to see Channing Tatum try to act tough.